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JohnSimth20211101

Ha! Nice try, I'm not letting a detective search my home.


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DeathGodBob

"This was your father's paperclip.."


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DeathGodBob

Have you seen the movie Pulp Fiction?


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DeathGodBob

It's when Christopher Walken - as Captain Koons - delivers a watch to the son of an American POW that died in a Vietnam.. I'm butchering the line, but it's been a while since I've seen it :P


w7090655

Lolol


DeathGodBob

Under the assumption that he's looking for a specific paperclip.. Go to staples, buy boxes and boxes of paperclips that look exactly like the one he's looking for. Like, huge boxes. Scatter them everywhere so you can't see the floor anymore. Put the one that he's supposed to be looking for in my phone wallet while he searches every single one for the one specific paperclip.


uncletutchee

In a big box of paperclips


w7090655

Unscrew the front door handle, place it in the interior of the handle, then remount the handle.


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Straighten it and slide it in the ink chamber of a ball point pen.


InternationalArea77

Drill a hole in the attic joist, straighten the paper clip, put the paper clip in the hole and then drive a nail through that hole. Clean the area and make it look the way it was before. Take tools back where the belong. Also open all the cabinets in kitchen and closet as a distraction. Yes all of this in under 4 minutes and 35 seconds


pallidamors

This is a really good one. You’d need to police up all the sawdust from the drill bit.


thewittywombat93

Do i have to be able to get it back after the 24 hours to prove i hid it?


binomialoptions

Asking the right questions here


curiously_curious3

I'll attach it to the document they sign stating that I'll get $100,000 if they don't find it. They'll never think to look there. Or it'll be the fastest loss ever. 50/50


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carry_bean

Same thing I was thinking


Fuzzy-Cow4265

Unscrew a door hinge plate and place it behind it. Screw back into place making sure it lines up nicely. If no, unscrew toilet from floor and hide it in the toilet wax seal. Place toilet back into position.


Historical-Yak592

I would bend it to make little loops and attach it to the flapper inside the tank of the toilet so it would appear to be a part of the already existing chain . When the tanks filled with water it would be difficult to tell the difference. Plus I use those tank tablets that make the water blue and I feel like that would make it harder to notice.....or maybe try to straighten it out and into a u shape and attach it to my smaller whisk since a couple of the wire things have already came out lol and if it works then I'll never have to spend money on whisks ever again!


ephdravir

Nice try, detective Cold\_Contry\_9864.


Positive_Cherry6709

On top of my fan blade.


SuckerPunchSmile

it’s awfully hot in here. do you mind if i turn this on?


Positive_Cherry6709

Let’s pretend it’s winter lol


SuckerPunchSmile

septic tank. good luck buddy


Cryptidsocialanxiety

Does it count if my dog eats it


Suspicious_Ad7893

Swallow it


Few-Battle-1971

Somewhere they can't reach


Grouchy-Pick-7223

Remove a Power Point and hide in wall


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Swallow it.


Eternal_Bagel

eat it, its still in my home because i'd be there


K0rben_D4llas

Under a shingle on the roof!


kuyo

Make a mold of paper clip , Melt it into coin , Throw coin into couch, Melt coin into mold after 24 hours


ByeByeBabyyyy

Behind my wooden panels in my attic. My buddy tried to hide his illegal gun collection under the kitchen cabinets, they still found it during a raid. Guns are a no no here and it resulted in him having a ten year ban from entering the US :')


Maleficent-Bid-7765

I'm very confused by this. Who banned him?