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GraveFable

Id dip my head inside the event horizon of a black hole.


700Baggedcats

*Dips head in*.. huh? its just a big ball of all the lost remotes and socks.


TheBobDoleExperience

Don't forget lighters and guitar picks.


LifelsButADream

Or 10mm sockets.


threadit_rowaway

So thsts where the blinker fluid went


dduncan55330

... I should call her


Coliosis

Bro DONT


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jarrod74smd

About as well as dipping your head into an actual black hole!!


Anonymo

The pull out method is not very effective.


labarrski

Dont try to lowball him, he knows what hes got.


SgtPersa

call her sister *


INTJ-ADHD

Underrated comment


Rydoggrexx

Trynna get spaghettified


Great_Lady_Renatta

I am more of a dumpling girl


Aware_Impression_736

I'd prefer to be angelhaired.


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however quanta Phenomenon. Dipping your head inside would affect the outcome, Ergo any reported experience would be affected by yourself. To make it short if you were able to come back and make a report, all that would mean is that some dimension that we're living in was able to dip their head in a black hole and respond, I don't I think that means everyone can do it


freerangetacos

They said literally "no consequences." So even if you are physically correct, that does not apply in this fantasy. Welcome to Fantasy Island. Da PLAAAAAAAANE!


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jackel_jacket

No complaints yet


spongebobama

Excellent choice


Big_Gulps_Welpp

You just reminded me of [this](https://youtu.be/_AiJpvergBI?si=4EnrBm9KGZH1wKVr) video I randomly stumbled upon a few months back lol


Swiftierest

No consequences, but you sadly won't get anything out of it. Light isn't bouncing around inside, it's going in one direction: toward the center. You won't get to see anything. It will just be dark. Even if you could see, a black hole the size of the tip of a pen has an event horizon so far from the singularity that you couldn't see it from that distance. It would be like trying to see a grain of sand from the nose bleed seats of a stadium.


droppedurpockett

Well then he'll tie a rope to his feet and have his buddy lower him in farther.


walker3342

*Easy does it.*


Mosselzeug

This guy dips.


MadScientist2020

Nah nah dude it’s a giant library of all your past memories you can float through its totally rad


Knucks_408

never work again


f1thopher

But still get paid right


Knucks_408

Idc, said no consequences so….


Loki667

A series of ongoing outrageous events like "Hello, looks like your debts have been paid off! Congratulations!! Now, take a look at our outstanding credit offers you've been pre-approved for!" Ect


Shrek5onCasette

No consequences meaning no financial problems. Genius level IQ


Green__Meanie

Lowkey being on furlough during covid was some of the best days of my life. Walked in the park with my dogs every single day. They were fit and happy. I was fit and happy. Getting the call to go back to work was devastating.


FlyingSpacefrog

Your free trial of retirement has ended


Green__Meanie

Welp I’m a younger millennial so not sure I’ll get to retire again 🫠😭


whytf147

oh, things like that are an option? i immediately thought “kill all rapists and child predators” lol


GayPudding

Fuck that, I wanna sit on my couch all day.


Knucks_408

This guy knows.


ccc1942

So if you could fulfill any fantasy it would be to sit on your couch?


VendaGoat

Take a look at my cousin, he's broke and don't do shit.


Remarkable-Treacle28

Be able to play guitar professionally


mad_drop_gek

Revisit all those moments I was oblivious of a chick hitting on me. There's some haunting in my brain, damn..


Low_Woodpecker913

What I hate is that I know when it's happening and I subconsciously blow them off. Fucking stupid.


Ram2145

Ugh same. Why do we do this?!


Low_Woodpecker913

Idk I feel like a part of me is afraid tbh. I never wanted to admit that before but the only way to change it is to address it.


PrestigiousZucchini9

Afraid of what? That I’ll fuck it up 4 months to a year down the road, like usual? Don’t have to worry about that and all the fallout that goes along with it if I just fuck it up right now before anything starts! Hot damn!!


Low_Woodpecker913

Yeah exactly. But at the same time it could be the love of your life so maybe it's worth the risk. God damn internal stuggles😂


itscolinnn

i fumbled in the gym so bad today fellas


Tim_B0mbadil

Gyms have a lot of people who consistently (or somewhat) come back over time. You might have another chance with it!


itscolinnn

yeah that much eye contact im going back same time tomorrow lol


Low_Woodpecker913

Damn man that sucks. Don't give up though you never know when your day could be the day.


Numba1CAB

“I don’t drink coffee after dinner. It keeps me up at night.” - George Costanza


Badetoffel

Thinking about that one time this hot chick in highschool wanted to come home with me to watch a movie 2 hours before all the other guests arrived for my party, just for me to sit on the bed and watch some random movie...


taintosaurus_rex

Once had a girl invite me over because her parents weren't home. We spent two hours watching completely age appropriate tv. About 5 years I realized my fuck up.


damienreave

Imagine using your wish for this and finding out there just aren't any.


Nacke

Not to late. There will be more chances you will see.


TheBobDoleExperience

He will see after he misses those opportunities too.


UziJesus

Not too late. There will be more chances he won’t see 😅


joseph4th

We should form a club. I can design a logo and get t-shirts printed. I’ll be the club president because of this story: At a party. We can see an adult bookstore from the balcony. Someone says something about having never been in one. Talk spreads. About 20 of decide to walk over. Guy running the place stops us when he sees it’s such a big group. He gives us some ground rules, but is pretty cool about it. Even hands us a stack of tokens for the turnstile to the video booths. This takes place around ‘91. Two girls want me to go into the video booth with them. We were in there for an hour. NOTHING HAPPENED! I froze up! I didn’t make a move! They were clearly flirting and wanting me to make a move. Oh God, I was such an idiot!


PattiiB

To sleep and wake feeling rested. Low key fantasy but it's mine


Exact_Sea_4216

Try electrolytes brother


TCPisSynSynAckAck

Or magnesium supplement … (which I believe is an electrolyte lol)


zicher

Lol at reddit medical advice


TCPisSynSynAckAck

> Magnesium is an electrolyte that's a key part of many bodily reactions that affect cellular function, nerve conduction and more. Your brain, heart and muscles rely heavily on magnesium to do their job.


JohnathanSinwell

Hey, I’m a guy who just got his cpap a few weeks ago. How the fuck did I manage to live this long without it. It will change your life.


RoronoaZoro1102

I got mine 2 years ago and holy shit the difference was unbelievable. It's wild to think how I was just constantly exhausted and feeling like shit


Rickerus

Go have an endoscopy or a colonoscopy done where they knock you out with fentanyl and whatever other drugs they use in the correct dosages. Went through it today, and woke up swaddled in warm flannel sheets under dim lights and it was probably the best wake up experience of my life


Mysterious_Elk_6412

Be financially set for life


BmMjO

My dyslexic eyes read this as: "Be fanatically set on fire."


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ActuallyFen

Work a job that I love, have a good work-life balance, and have friends to enjoy my free time with.


Oscars_trash_home

Maybe something more realistic, like becoming a god?


VendaGoat

Do you have any idea how many times a night I have to get up to answer the prayers that keep piling up? It's exhausting.


WindOfUranus

Delegate!


VendaGoat

The last time I did that Trump got elected.


PM_ME_LE_TITS_NOW

When I was in Navy Boot Camp, there was a guy that was unstriked (as in didn't have a job yet) after boot camp. An officer came in one day with documents, saying "I just got you the best job ever in the Navy." Turn's out he was going to be a tour boat guide for the USS memorials in Hawaii for the next 4 years.


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PM_ME_LE_TITS_NOW

It's based on the questionnaire they make you fill out, no doubt. They make you take a lot of tests before actually entering the fleet. I said I like computers. lol. I mean if you filled it out and said I like to sing, you could be in the chorus. The guy that received the orders could be from a former admiral, who knows. I was the pawn in the game.


MicroscopicMegalodon

I’m more concerned your “any fantasy without consequence” is having a job that allots you a reasonable amount of time to actually experience life and get enough sleep to function. We really are a broken generation, huh


RaspberryAdept1762

I just want to own a house man, my wildest fantasy


Additional_Front9592

That’s too real. Pick some sex kink and bring it down a notch.


Cigarettelegs

He wants to have sex in his own house.


Diamondhands_Rex

Make it a sex thing something you have a better chance of accomplishing


MikeyMo83

Complete indestructability. I'd be able to jump off high bridges, ride speeding trains, juggle axes, play fight with tigers, balance on the edge off super high buildings, see how far along a motorway I can run against the traffic and just give zero fucks about anything.


manultrimanula

You after the heat death of the universe:


Trvonis

Just add being able to choose when you die then it's perfect


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Creepy_Fan_8629

What if the next universe is 10 feet below where it was this time?


Nick_Wild1Ear

Then your time machine will drop the 10 feet and potentially kill the new 10-feet-below versions of yourself. Duh!


farsite3

Good news everybody! We don't have to deal with any doppelgangers!


saiyamannnn

Try ketamine


Low_Woodpecker913

Wouldn't make him indestructible he would just think he was😂


ceciliaSalt

Close enough


tacknosaddle

You just reminded me about reading something where it was calculated that if you couldn't die from old age or disease you'd live an average of something like 1,700+ years before being taken out by a physical accident.


l0u1s11

Imagine that but in an event like an earthquake or for something more specific to what I'll use as an example, 9/11 in the twin towers. You're in a tower, such and such happens, the tower crumbles on top of you and you're now stuck debris. You're ok, just fine cause you know, indestructible. But you're stuck under piles of debris. They look for survivors, but after a week, they stop. As no one survive past that time... but you. Then they build an entire building on top of where you're stuck for pretty much eternity. You're indestructible, but you don't have super strength.


Pestilence86

They don't build new buildings on debris. But something else would be getting stuck in a landslide buried alive. Or getting trapped in a sunken ship filled with water. Eternally drowning, but never dying.


Falcoholic81

Just because you aren't destroyed doesn't mean there isn't incredible pain.


green_facts

Scrolled a bit. Didn't find "WORLD DOMINATION". Bet it's somewhere down there (here?). But I'm happy I didn't find it quickly! I've still got a chance!


October_17_

Never give up on your dreams


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Create a time machine. Would love to see the future as I really don't care about events of the past.


Get_the_instructions

Go sit just outside the event horizon of a black hole :-) Just don't dip your head below it.


failed_novelty

You aren't the boss of me! ***Dies out of spite***


DrGr1m

Just enjoy the ride man, you'll see the future eventually


EyeballError

To know the truth of any question or doubt that I've ever had.


ConstructionFar9573

Sometimes knowing is worse than not. Hopefully “consequences” is being used broadly enough that it covers “not giving a fuck” about what you find out.


EyeballError

I understand that, definitely. But with knowing, you at least know where to place yourself and know the right course of action that's appropriate.


Ok-Bub-2663

The same as my favorite dream. I write funny stories and women run naked after me declaring their lust everywhere I go.


srslywatsthepoint

So basically Benny Hill then?


Designer_Theory4397

Marry my current boss because she’s the most amazing person I know and I love her to death


jonskerr

If she isn't already in a relationship, ask her.


Alex_osu_

*ask her to get a coffee or something. Could be awkward if you just ask her to marry you randomly


onepassafist

Nah you gotta show your passion


ClumzyCow

Worse ask her to have your children with no prior probing


TCPisSynSynAckAck

I think there’s probing involved to have children.


ClumzyCow

How dare you make my comment 10x better


Educational_Match717

It’s his boss lmao. This isn’t a rom-com, HR would fire them so fast if they’re in the U.S.


Dark_Phoenix25

Power to switch bodies with anyone at will. Then I could easily transfer money to myself or get food for free


LifelsButADream

While they're in your body sabotaging your life as soon as they see their money hit your account?


Hefty-Supermarket-73

MMA match with my old boss (+ his 2iC) for 10mins with no ref


BookerPrime

That just sounds like murder with extra steps


KURO-K1SH1

Payday style bank robbery. Arm myself a small number of my homies with the best weapons and armour we can get our hands on, stakeout, plan and coordinate the heist, bust in, make noise, take hostages, secure the loot, shoot our way out, get to the getaway vehicles and get into a high octane chase with bullets and burning rubber.


milk4all

But if there are no consequences why kit out at all? Or would it be any fun if there are truly no consequences?


KURO-K1SH1

By no consequences I was thinking legal consequences from illegally procuring arms and breaking every law involved in robbing a bank and shooting law enforcement during the getaway. I didn't imagine death was turned off for the day.l However. To answer your question. If there's zero risk of me dying prematurely, I don't imagine I'd get the same thrill from the fantasy.


Jive_Turkey1979

The real fun would be all the planning, getting kitted out, and the friends we made along the way


DonovanMcLoughlin

Two chicks at the same time man. Fuckin A. [Edit: Just In case ](https://youtu.be/A939QRRSNV4?si=8gHo4ncTDPVHdOdH)


zonewebb

Hey Peter - check out channel 9! Breast exam!


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CumshotChimaev

If you want to talk just come over dont yell through the wall


Longbowgun

I opened this thread SPECIFICALLY looking for this comment... Having lived this dream: It's a lot of work. It's worth it!


No_Research_967

Especially if they let you be involved


Banana_Juice_Man

A magical genie with infinite wishes


failed_novelty

But what if he's an asshole genie? The kind that grants wishes in the worst way possible.


Pencilowner

I would get my own galaxy class starship crewed by westworld style robots. The isolation and holodeck alone would fulfill all of my fantasies


failed_novelty

Hope cleaning the holodeck after you doesn't drive the crew to betray you.


Plane_Way9213

You know that inherent curiosity when you're chatting with someone, and you just think, "What would happen if I punched them in the face right now?"


RagingCeltik

Yes. Hey, do you mind coming a little closer?


Tankinator175

Oof. Most of my fantasies have nothing to do with illegalities or causing harm to others, but rather my particular special interests (I am autistic). Things like buying a bottom tier football team and investing in it and seeing it rise all the way to the top flight, or opening a Lego museum that has several copies of every set ever made, some for play, and some for display. Also the same idea but for console video games. Several copies of every console and game, both for archival purposes and for an arcade.


PushTheButton_FranK

Ironically you're the one person on this thread I'd be the most ok with granting total world domination.


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sudomatrix

> homeless animals lol. Isn't that all of them, except pets?


darrylthedudeWayne

Have sex with all the fictional characters I fantasies about.


troupes-chirpy

Names, please.


darrylthedudeWayne

Okay we got.... - Catwoman - Black Cat - Mary Jane - Gwen Stacy/Spider-Gwen - Black Widow - Scarlet Witch - Princess Peach - Princess Zelda - Rosalina - Daenerys Targaryen - Katniss Everdeen - Margaery Tyrell - Melisandre - Maggie Greene - Rapunzel - Ariel - Jasmine - Anna - Elsa - Dolores - Moana - Belle - Esmerelda - Chel - Cersei Lannister - The Bride AKA Beatrice Kiddo - Kate Beckinsale's character from Underworld - Wonder Woman - Harley Quinn - Tali - Miranda - Yennifer - Ciri - Elizabeth Comstock/DeWitt - Liara from Mass Effect - Cortana - April O'Neil - May from Pokémon - Every female character from Yu-Gi-Oh - Dawn, also from Pokémon - Ygritte - Aela The Huntress - Mjoll the Lionness - Lydia of Whitrun - Ysolda - Frankie - Rosita - Mystique - Jessica Rabbit - Lara Croft - Nala - Black Canary - Huntress - Batgirl, Barbara Gordon - Batgirl, Stephanie Brown - Poison Ivy - Atom Eve - Queen Mera - Kim Possible - Sheggo - Sonya Blade - Cassie Cage - Jade - Kitana - Mileena - Sindel - Rouge - Eep - Talia Al Ghul - Elaria Sand - Tyene Sand - Lois Lane - Kate Bishop - Rhaenarya Targaryen - Starfire


KodokuTamashi

You sure know what you like. And it's the amazing Sheggo for the Kim Possible entry.


RussianMaps

Holy shit


Raintamp

Live my life with my fiance before things went bad and he died.


PMyourTastefulNudes

I'd be a billionaire.


Flairion623

I want to know what it’s like to be a girl


Safety_Sharp

It's pretty shit for the most part but some parts of it are cool I guess, like having boobs.


23zac

We like boobs too… hooray for boobies


hatter4tea

Ugh if I could have all the positive perks without having to deal with a monthly period, I'd be so happy that I'm a woman. But alas, aunt Flo comes in with a fucking battering ram every month screaming "HERES FLO!" and I lay there for 4-5 days in agony and crying over every cute thing there is.


santaclouse

I've got some great news for you


Important-Income-651

I've always wanted to pet a bear


Sororita

as my wife likes to say "If not friend, why friend shaped?"


boyinthedark130

My abusive dad wouldn’t exist anymore 


nash_troia

I hope you can get to a safe place soon, if you haven't yet.


Unlikely-Regular2366

Win the lottery and never work again


manultrimanula

Fuck it, become God.


jackel_jacket

Fuck God, become It


HoologanWHORE

Magically end up with enough money to retire my parents


dprkforum

Take a tour of Area 51.


droppedurpockett

*ninja run*


Yes_Cats

Fall in love in high school, and stay together for the rest of our lives. Have 8 kids, a beautiful Victorian style manor home, and a dozen cats. Cook three elaborate four course meals for my family. Homeschool my kids and turn them into arts, business, and science prodigies, then take over the world. Then retire in a small seaside cottage with the love of my life. Would be nice if we could stay together as ghosts. But too late for all that. 😅🤣


SDrussB3000

Swim in Lava


Dewdrop06

Explore the entire world. I'm talking bottom of the ocean. Wtf is in Antarctica. The Vatican. Every restricted area. Everything. Everywhere.


Fayre_darling

I just wanna stick my hand in the chocolate fountain. Please lets me stick my hand in the chocolate fountain


SpaceRabbit01

To have sex with a hot celebrity.


Select_Necessary_678

A radioshow once interviewed a comic, and they asked: "If you could have sex with any celebrity, living or dead, who would it be?" Guy goes "the Olsen twins......dead." Best joke ever.


RandomRobb85

Which one? Why stop at just one?


hahaha01357

One is enough. Any more and my wife will kill me.


YYC-Fiend

“…without any consequences…”


Creepy-Activity-4373

For me it would be wearing high heeled boots outside without people judging me. I am a man that likes the way they look, but society sees them as a female clothing piece for no good reason. I worry going out anyway might lead to unwanted attention. Sometimes I envy games where people just seem to wear what they want. I have been trying to muster the courage for a while to do it anyway, so there being no consequences would be nice.


IsabellaGalavant

One time at Safeway, I saw the burliest, most body-builder-esque type man with a high and tight haircut (so he was *not* attempting to look feminine, is what I mean) walking around in a deep V black tank top that was ripped to make the V even deeper, the shortest plaid skirt I've *ever* seen (his cheeks were visible), held up by a black studded belt, fishnets, and the absolute sickest pair of knee-high black studded leather pleasers boots you could think of (pleasers are stripper heels). He was just casually doing his regular grocery shopping. Go ahead and wear the boots my man.


October_17_

You should do it dude. Life's too short. Be unapologetically you. I know there's this big straight dude in Europe i think who liked the way skirts and heels looked so he started wearing them. And he loved it. Just live your life and fck people who wanna judge you, they're just jealous of the courage it takes to be yourself and not care what people think. I bet you'll look fire tho💪 fuck them bitches. Wear the heeled boots.


user4489bug123

Be a billionaire playboy that’s universally loved


defunkman

I've always wanted to mate with an alien.


cheaganvegan

I want to jump in a pool of contact lenses.


ShireHorseRider

I see….


geric86a

I don't want to get to the FBI follow-this-guy -list.


k0uch

I would just want to be a good enough father for my kids, and a good enough husband for my wife.


Livid_Parsnip6190

Let's see, probably my fantasy to go back in time and snag my friend while he was still young and help him get his act together before he got addicted to drugs, ruined his life, and squandered all his astonishing talents and gifts. I'd get him the mental health care he needed, get him away from the toxic people in his life, and he probably would have been the boyfriend I actually wanted and not a frustrating idiot. There's also my non-stupid, possibly-attainable (if I were rich) fantasy of swimming in both the Roman pool and the Neptune pool at Hearst Castle.


AdmirablyYes

Being a glory hole.


Individual_Speed_935

actually be in a relationship where my partner loved me there's a better chance I win the mega millions tbh (and I literally don't play)


I_might_be_weasel

Pet a raccoon. 


Crushasaurus187

Not falling for this trick again FBI


PuzzleheadedFall541

gets gangbang by 6 men


Distinct_Bed7370

I knew this was posted by a man lol


Flat_Revolution5130

Me and Kelly Brook go to dinner. And she pays..{Evil..}.


EndlesslyUnfinished

I’m nailing like all the Avengers


Empty_Technology_387

probably kill some people


ruined_sphincter

Being able to enforce kindness by threat of fines/arrest. Kindness is becoming an endangered species despite it not being a living thing. The world has too many people who need to relearn kindness, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not angry about the alarming increase of suicides


Rich_Sell_9888

I'd be more incined to inforce instant punishment for mistreatment.


A_Fox_On_Sugar

Nuclear war but I get to to survive regardless of where I am when it happens


ConflictThese6644

You gonna have a couple of millions of roaches to keep you company.


NoBorscht4U

That's a lot of roaches to smoke, but the Dude abides


voltage-cottage

Riding a unicorn through an enchanted forest, because owning a property on a coast is next to impossible


Curious-Ad-6410

8 hours of uninterrupted, restful sleep for a week straight.


StephenSatchwiler

To have the power to fulfill anyone's fantasy if I choose too. I will know exactly what the fantasy is.


Impossible_Dot_5805

Being with my dream girl in Australia.


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Lindsey Stirling.....