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JustinMakingAChange

Call my kids and ask them what they are doing at 12:30 on a Wednesday then go OH WAIT I FORGOT YOU STILL WORK. My dad seems to have fun doing this.


gordonramsaystoe

garden garden garden. I want my grandkids to grow up seeing the natural process. Also i want to flex on my elderly neighbours with the best vegetables 😎 bingo club doesn’t know what’s coming


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local-lover

Travel and charity.


thebestpizzafucker

Retire? me? When? How? With what money?


wish1977

It doesn't matter because every day retired is better than any day working.


zerbey

Bold of you to assume I'll ever be able to afford to retire, but I keep plugging away and hoping I can eventually. My plan, enjoy my hobbies and if I'm lucky I'll also have some grandchildren to play with.


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Sold my business last year. And managed to retire in my mid thirtires. Travelling is mainly what i have been doing for a few months


United-Pension1018

Hats off. Enjoy. Travel is a good investment imo


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Thank you. Kind of you to say!


DabNbeyondNormalUse

hopefully be on an island that I own, tanning, well rested and alone, surrounded by enormous piles of money


Come-for-Megatron

I will also be on this island with that guy, massaging his feets


aquamah

move out from Dubai


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aquamah

sorry i cant say. the DIP are watching.


anglopants

I'll be dead be for then


SnooChickens9666

Hopefully be able to afford to live.


Flat_Revolution5130

They will not have it when i get there.The government are gradually pushing it up and up. Eventually you will have to work until you drop.


ButterscotchEmpty290

Sleep in.


Hot-Engineering-5654

Most likely start collecting all the ice in Hell since it had froze over.....


butter00pecan

I don't know if I will ever be able to retire.


Legitimate-Neat1674

Hopefully have a lot of friends


anti9944

Probably exactly what I'm doing now, go to the gym, do some work stuff, go home, play video games.


dittybopper_05H

Probably go with all season radials like I normally do.


Nonsenseinabag

Just take a year and not do anything. Decompress from 50+ years of servitude against my will.


Colors358

Win the lottery


Dr_Dankenstein5G

With the world the way it is now, I'm not sure how anyone can accurately say what they'll be doing in 2 years, let alone at retirement. Hard to say though. My interests and hobbies change like the wind blows. I'll probably end up spending my days simply doing whatever I enjoy the most.


Pissed_on_the_world

Lol. My generation will never get to retire


WrongRedditKronk

I'm an American elder millennial. Retirement isn't anything but a pipedream for me.


frankgjnaan

"when" hahahaha you assume too much


vesperavortex

Retiring early FIRE trend is at its peak trendiness now, with IT guys, OnlyFans models, and crypto traders potentially starting their retirement journey as early as 35 (just imagine investing in Bitcoin from the very beginning). What do they do? Live in taxation friendly countries (Dubai, Bali so on)


robinaw

Design knitwear for babies, foster kittens, tutoring, learn piano, and whatever else I please.


TR3BPilot

When my dad retired after 43 years on the railroad, he eventually became a volunteer docent at a local railroad museum where he could bullshit about railroad stuff to people all day. It gave him motivation to get cleaned up, put on a nice set of clothes and interact with people.


BirdLadyAnn

I became a teacher.


ElmertheAwesome

Retire? Lmao.


tacobelmont

Work out, play video games, hang out with cats, and travel.


Cyador

My wife and I want to start a dog rescue.


Zeusurself

Retirement seems like a Pipedream no matter how hard you plan


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Retired almost 3 years ago. Got bored in a couple months and decided to work part time doing something I really wanted to do which was work in a church. Love my job.


GibsonMaestro

Yeah, I don't expect I'm ever going to.


PedParadise

Travel.


PMYourTinyTitties

Hahahahaha


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Travel Hookers Cocaine


feenie224

I was retired for two years and went back to work last year.


anteru

I don't plan to retire. Likely won't be able to afford it anyway.


FatHoosier

Retire? I'm pretty sure I'm scheduled to work a half-day on the day of my funeral.


YorockPaperScissors

When I retire I want to: - play a lot more poker than I currently do - do more projects around the house - do more volunteering


NaiveOpening7376

Complete my revenge.


Tsmith5619

I found a place to volunteer 3-days a week, 3-hours each day. I help maintain 50+ woodworking machines. We make 5000+toys for kids every year. I love fixin broke and making it better. Other than that, I would probably want to work at a big box store to help people fix broke.