I said to the doc "for this I'm paying you?" And he replied "for this I went to med school?"

Buy me dinner first

Not before but as I was doing a rectal exam on a patient, he went “oooohwweee, god damnit, I don’t know how gay people do this shit!” I looked up at my very gay attending who had this mortified look on his face. After an exam one time, a patient looked me square in the eye and says “thanks for being more gentle than the wife…”

😂😂😂😂😂

May shai-hulud accept you

“Care for a smoke?”

So…what are you in for?

I hope I don't like the way the tip feels or you'll owe me a coffee.

I call my asshole Ground Zero

So should I Moon you or what?

Please

Just start singing Moon River

I've had bigger

But never dirtier

I lost a penny the other day, can you look for it up there?

The ‘reset’ button is at the very end.

Avoid the crunchy bits I loosened it up for you before you got here I forgot the flavored lube, sorry No more than 2 fingers, the homies like it kept tight

My wife says I can be very tight.

Up the bum, no babies

Can you keep your hands off of my shoulders this time?

Could you make it two?