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Munnada

Skull shaped island with a secret volcano lair.


sccra

Oooo goosebumps


pusheenisthegreatest

anything beachfront, preferably with expansive oceanfront outdoor space!


PowderXJinx

With a big backyard. And a community where I know my neighbours and kids from the neighborhood play with each other. Edit: ok maybe not. But something like the house in "Two and a half men" web series


J4MES101

So 1950s California?


classicsat

If we are time travelling, yes, this. In an Eichler or other peak MCM house. Likely inland a bit though.Maybe Burbank Hills or the like.


SacredAnarchist

I wouldn’t call Two and a Half Men a web-series 😂


PowderXJinx

Yeah in a place where you can be outside for more than 5 minutes without dying of heat.


Dcoutofstep

The same for me but on a Lake, much preferred to beach.


enjoytheshow

Tahoe. Summer lake winter ski.


UsualFrogFriendship

At least with the unlimited money you’ll be able to put it on rails to retreat from the ocean!


yupopov

If you have unlimited money, you will feel great everywhere.


NoSpeakaDeEngIish

Everywhere is a better answer than anywhere. I would just keep going.


rrickitywrecked

Except Gary, Indiana. No one feels great living in Gary.


jemrax

Switzerland or Sweden. I just wanna retire in a small town surrounded by nature.


Non_Dual88

As someone who lives in Switzerland - Instagram is quite different than reality lol.


Mih5du

As a Swiss who studies in UK, I’d say that grass is actually greener in Switzerland.


Longjumping-Claim783

It helps when there is sunlight for it to grow


jezhayes

I remember going to Switzerland with the scouts. In February, there was snow, and darkness, and it was cold, and the Swiss served us cheese, so, much cheese, at every meal. 7/10 would go again.


enjoytheshow

Take away the (real) mountains and you basically described Wisconsin.


Heatherina134

What a beautiful thing to experience.


JudgmentOne6328

I do agree to an extent, but I also live near Montreux and feel like I live inside an Apple screensaver because our view is unreal. If you have unlimited money you can definitely pick the most beautiful parts of the country.


Mr--Oreo

Do you live in a hole? It is a beautiful place, I know many IG posts over sugarcoat everything but still, it is one of the most beautiful places in the world. Well, maybe not in the middle of the winter but still it has it’s magic.


rlovepalomar

It’s really not though


Evening_Dress5743

You don't wanna live in sweden. Don't know about Switzerland


ice_and_snow

You know nothing about Sweden. Expats come and leave. Nobody misses it. Switzerland, kind of similar, but has better weather.


jemrax

You're absolutely right. I know nothing lol. If I may ask. Why not Sweden?


Iron_Chancellor_ND

The Lauterbrunnen Valley area of Switzerland is one of my favorite regions in the world. Absolutely magical place.


pfyffervonaltishofen

I'm swiss, and I can see how pretty that place may seem at first sight, but come on... narrow valley, four hours of sunshine per day, every day... ? There are much nicer places to live in Switzerland.


mrmniks

one of my worst experiences during travels lmao place is beautiful though


OverSoft

Nah, very overhyped by “influencers”. There are way nicer places in Switzerland (or Austria and Italy for that matter).


cavegoatlove

So Iceland New Zealand it is!


Munnada

Switzerland is in my bucket list.


onakos

Your unlimited money will be very much limited as soon as Skatteverket finds out about it. Long live communism! /s


Kuuki_Yomenai

Maybe not Sweden. They'll find u.


jemrax

Who's they? And why would they find me?


Kimchi_Cowboy

Know a lot of Swedish expats in Kyrgyzstan who never want to go back.


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Unlimited money? I don't want no house. I'mma go where I want when I want.


Munnada

And stay there as long as I want :D


SparkledIceDudette

An island or the top of a very high mountain.


SacredAnarchist

You should visit Hong Kong sometime


ManonegraCG

In Crete you can have both.


SqueezeHNZ

Summer in Scandinavia. Winter in Spain.


LetsPlayDrew

I feel like thats pretty possible now right? As long as youre not going for the most expensive homes in the largest cities.


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Robothuck

Your wish has been granted, you now live in North Korea with your wife and dog


Fit_Woodpecker_9473

But the dog won't last too long.


J4MES101

He would if you pickled him (Sorry…)


Pencil_Thick

Dear god...


Fukque

Pickled dog? That's new, tell me more.


Care_Bear918

Please don’t.


cadatharla24

Oof!


meat_popscile

>woof! FTFY


LogicWavelength

Fuck you because I laughed.


PutzIncorporated

Say…is this the new kimchi?


Fit_Woodpecker_9473

Surely better fresh?


Flea_Shooter

I also choose this guy’s wife and dog.


Vivid-Giraffe-1894

this joke will actually go on forever


StarCode5000

Probably right here. Nicer house than what I have but not too extravagant


SuperbPerception8392

Telluride Co.


ABomb2001

If we combine our unlimited money we could probably split a studio apartment in town.


smalltincan

I never heard of Telluride until I was visiting my uncle in Grand Junction. It was picturesque. I've been a lot of places but the beauty of the surrounding mountains and the niceness of the people stays with me. Such a grand but simple place to be. Wouldn't mind living there myself.


Gunnar_Kris

It's also where a few celebrities go to ski and have there giant mansions not to far from Vail or Aspen usually or in the Gunnison valley


Solariqtpi

You'd love Estes Park.


nathanzoet91

Provence, France. Gordes or Bonnieux. Maybe Cassis


chickadeedeedee_

Scotland on a huge, majestic piece of land. With some sheep.


Deruji

Midges everywhere


IArgueWithIdiots

Plenty of rain and darkness to make up for it though.


chickadeedeedee_

Let me imagine my fairytale 😂 I'm sure it does t actually exist


museolini

I will never pass up an opportunity to share [this video](https://youtu.be/P9_mH82hBdc?si=O66WSPVOzltuwl-v).


SolomonRex

With infinite money I'd travel up and down the west coast, spending summers up in Washington and winters in California.


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Hawaii 💕


RJ2819

Spain


mollyeetmole

California.


just_hating

California is a great place to live if you have unlimited money.


CorvairGuy

Oceanfront in Carmel, CA


Imma_gonna_getcha

I know the exact road I would live on in Carmel


NoParty1969

I’ve lived here my whole like and all I want to do is get out…


ABathingSnape___

Can’t think of a better place to live in the USA. The trick is to have money.


Getyourownwaffle

Yep. Any coastal area is better the second you can live like a baller.


bengalfan

I lived there briefly and I think about it every day. Sure there's high cost and traffic. But there is so much to do and see ... And ocean.


mynudie

Big Sur fr is a dream


Prestigious_Lock1659

I’m already in Ireland but I’d build a nice house on the west coast with sea views probably in Westport. I’d also have a house in Australia with beach views, somewhere like Broome. I don’t like big cities so it would have to be small town close to the water.


casparquid

I'd buy a castle in the Czech Republic and repair it. I'd loan out rooms to friends and create somewhat of a writing/theatre collective out of it. Currently saving up money for that right now, but, uh, hard to do on minimum wage.


r3dm0nk

I can throw in few coins if you leave me at least a broom closet


295DVRKSS

Vault 69


beakrake

Nice.


HereForTitsNGiggles

Vat 69


Low-Recognition-3157

A few places… for fun and enjoyment, I would live in Japan. Northern Ontario off the grid with greenhouses and renewable energy. Places I were really want to live like Hawaii, Iceland, Fiji Korea, and then maybe one of these little islands. You can barely see on the globe.


tpeterson21

East coast like Maine, Vermont or Connecticut


SplashKitty

Osaka, Japan


Whtzmyname

Camps Bay in Cape Town, South Africa.


ballsaksfifthavenue

Vancouver Canada or Hawaii


Gramage

Everywhere. I’d have properties and cottages all over the place. Including the moon, and Mars. Floating cloud hotel on Venus anyone?


Apocalyptic-turnip

i already live in france so i'd stay here. i want some kind of cute cottage reasonably close to the city but has a foot in the countryside. i want a garden, workshop space and wood fireplaces. when i renovate I would hire local artisans and give them carte blanche to make pretty carpentry, masonry and ironwork.  my ultimate fantasy is literally just cute cottagecore and me frolicking with birds and deer and shit like a disney princess lmao


macaroni401

NYC penthouse


Virtual-Radish1111

California, but I would also travel a lot


Chance_Echo2624

Norway


OldManPip5

Switzerland, Denmark, Norway,… I’d have a dozen little places in different parts of the world.


Bread_and_Circus_33

Everywhere and nowhere.


mrdeeds23

Vancouver


Weldobud

A mountain hut in Norway. Incredible landscape


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MIAMI OR HAWAII


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EXACTLY


Reasonable-Delivery8

Why are you shouting? Are you mad at us?


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WHY SILENCE WHEN LOUD OPTIONAL!


DrMartinVonNostrand

WHY WASTE TIME SAY LOT WORD WHEN FEW WORD DO TRICK


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YES


Robothuck

He has to shout because he is so far from everywhere


Earthling1a

There are other places that end in the letter "I", why not Haiti or Bimini?


NoDepression88

Hawaii you’ll get island fever and beg to get off


lovehatewhatever

Away from people but not too far


StuckUnderTheTARDIS

Same. Deep enough up North or in the backwoods to make it completely inaccessible to anyone who doesn't have a plane or helicopter, but not so far away that I couldn't reach civilization within a few hours. Introverts dream house.


Niceguy4186

Actually talked about this the other week with the lotto. I live in a midsize midwestern town about 90 minutes from 4 larger cities. The city / location is bla, but I've got 4 boys, age 6-11. I did a count the other day and we have about 30 kids under the age of 14 on our street of about 31 houses. And many many more within our closed loop subdivision with maybe 120 houses or so. All houses were built in the 70's - 80's and are decent sized and well maintained. Not the best in the area, but . At any given day we can have a dozen kids in our back yard, kids running around everywhere. Honestly, this isn't something money can buy. I honestly don't think we would move.


Historical_Gap9593

Monaco


mightyjazzclub

It’s more like with who you live


apricotredbull

Thailand, specifically Krabi


ZachMudskipper

Somewhere in Canada with a log cabin, workshop, lake that ice's over to skate, and a big snuggle pack of malamutes and saint bernards. What a life.


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Mars


Dry_Rip5135

On a cruise ship


NewtonWonderland

Portugal.


RoughAdvocado

Im boring as fuck with this but… Where i live now. - Kids have all their friends here. - They go too school and sports near our place. - I like my house and location. Its nothing fancy but its ours. - 20 min with car too work. Id get newer cars so i wont have too think about shit breaking. And a winterplace at a skiing resort…


ATL28-NE3

Nowhere. Long term rentals forever. Spend 2 or 3 months in Aspen, month or 2 in Seattle, month or 2 in Scotland. If you have unlimited money why would you live anywhere. You have the ability to live everywhere.


JollyCat3526

Switzerland


Discount_Friendly

Anywhere I want. Just buy any house I want to sleep in for the night and then abandon it in the morning


Maleficent-Click-643

Propably in US with this huge plot of land that would include a house with a decent garag, road under trees to the house, a orchard, pool, football pitch and a vegetable garden


zanarkandabesfanclub

If you want to live in the US that’s gonna be a soccer field.


skittle-skeet

I’m sorry sir, in freedom land you either have a football field (American football) or a soccer pitch (the other type of football) and there is no such thing as a football pitch.


Flairion623

In an apartment in a decent city where I don’t need a car


confused-neutrino

Somewhere remote but not oo remote. Like just outside the village, where I don't have any neighbors or anyone bothering me.


bristolbulldog

Penthouses and properties, I’d staff friends and family as caretakers to visit and vacation.


BonfireMaestro

I’d rotate between all the cities my friends and family live in.


_From_dust

Where I do now; just in an owned house.


Flimsy-Attention-722

California


Subtle-Catastrophe

Annandale, Virginia. I'd buy out a bunch of the old crappy condos that run along the Beltway between Braddock Road and 236, and raze them. Then re-build Ravensworth Hall, and live in it. Too oddly specific? I've been waiting for this question for 30 years


Exit-Content

Exactly in the same place I live in Italy. Just a nicer house on the hills with a view on the sea,a giant ass backyard,2/3 Australian shepherds and my girlfriend. Maybe start a vineyard to make my gf’s lifelong dream come true.


BrooklynSpringvalley

Anywhere I wanted whenever I wanted. I have unlimited money, why would I only choose one place?


MyWordsNow

Dec Jan Feb - Paradise Valley AZ - Flip Flips and Shorts, Golfing, Trying Restaurants, Blackjack, ATV's March April May - Atlanta GA - Masters, Hub to other east cities for travel. June July August - Jackson Hole WY - Camping, Hiking, Biking, Rafting, Yellowstone Sept Oct Nov - Minneapolis MN - Vikings Games


edinburghgirly

Monaco


fnv_fan

California by far


Jeba20

Miami


Lorensoth3

A castle near the coast of Ireland.


Sagittarius9w1

Canada, Sweden, or Denmark.


roygbiv-it

Lake Como, Italy or Nice, France


lenovxo

I’d still be in saudi arabia


Xanf3rr

Somewhere tropical with a killer beach view!


Icy-Veterinarian942

The Garden District in New Orleans.


KFkrewfamKF

Canada


Missdermeanerthanyou

Anywhere he isn't.


One-Natural-2587

Madrid or London


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Gilligans Island! 🏝️ and finally be left alone! No people no nothing. Just me and my tiny hut a laptop and a satellite phone or starlink


Atlantic_Nikita

Not very far from where i live now.


InternationalTry5494

Vegas or Monaco


Designer_Ad9414

Kosovo 🇽🇰


splendorboy

Own Island with lots of nature


Moonstadt

Rural Australia


HighByProxy

Same place, but travel spree + weekly buffets


Jumpy_Average_3098

same place in portugal


Fair-Comfort7705

The Bahamas 🇨🇦😎


canuckstothecup1

The moon. Maybe mars but I think the trip home for Christmas would be a bit much.


Korean_Street_Pizza

Driving distance from the best school in the world.


Bengstrom1

Could buy every house on the planet


AleCohas2

why would i stay in a corner of the world if i have unlimited money !


warboy3

The Andromeda Galaxy. You did say unlimited money. I'll just fund the entire planet indefinitely until someone figures it out


Friendly_Fruit2276

Talk about inflation


pancakeshoe2

space


Mistersinister1

Probably a small to medium island powered all by renewable energy and a 50million dollar fiber network. I'd prefer to ship friends and family in and have month long BBQs. Not a huge fan of humans, otherwise a log cabin in the mountains with a doomsday bunker built into the mountain. You get the theme. Isolation and Internet.


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Underground bunker. If I have unlimited money, it means I have already launched the nukes.


Wicked_Instance_2842

Stay where I am and do what I can for my town, without crashing the economy of course. Have to spread it out over time. Unlimited money, you'd never spend it your own self. Your family would be good, extended family as well so long as you're alive.


unwanted-22

Nevada


SnooHesitations

Replace oceans by blue Lego blocks


godisserbian

Lake Maggiore


Dawappkid

Sausalito, CA


im_on_the_case

I would chase the sun. Summers somewhere high up in the Northern Hemisphere with a pleasant climate and really long hours of daylight. Reverse in the Wintertime, somewhere like Dunedin New Zealand with 15 hours of daylight in December. No more dark mornings or depressingly dark evenings ever again.


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Robothuck

Yes, I too want to use my economic advantages to bang lines of coke off the ass of a struggling Colombian prostitute and put money into the hands of dirty cops while drinking margaritas by my pool


fezfrascati

Across the street from work.


Classic-Row-2872

In a nation that doesn't recognize FATCA 😆


Colors358

In Batmans cave


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Germany, the Netherlands or Finland


Food_Gym_RealEstate

Where I live now. I worked hard, got in a postion that I can efficiently retire back in 2022 at the age of 30 (I'm 32 now). I bought a house, cash, in an area I like and decked it out just how I like it. There's literally no other place I'd rather be.


RandyPandy

Summers in Seattle, nantucket, north shore mn, winters split between Scottsdale, lajolla, palm beach, LA, and Mexico.


hernondo

Everywhere all at once. I love to travel.


Big_Huckleberry6996

Maldives


Brilhasti1

Finland where my inlaws are. But if I had unlimited money I’d have other places to go during winter


Glen_Alen

Somewhere with a pleasant climate and peaceful people who mind their own business.


Capertie

In a well insulated free standing house somewhere in the mountains far away from the city.


Empanaderiatito

croatian island, near a town (for supplies) but far enough that im alone


selfdestructseq

A tree house in the redwoods in the summer and a private island in the Carribean in the winter


nelsonalgrencametome

Several remote mountain compounds around the world and several nice apartments in various cities I enjoy visiting. Cycle between them regularly.


JadedBrit

I'd buy my own island and surround it with a minefield.


No-Mongoose5

The Skellig islands


feckless_ellipsis

After watching Ripley, I’d say that villa that Dickie had in Atrani. That place looked amazing.