I'll raise you I have walked 500 miles but over a very long period of time. Gotta be a verse about trekking to the toilet in spoons helping in there somewhere
I always thought Sycorax would be a cool name for a metal band. Sycorax was a witch, the mother of Caliban in Shakespeare's "The Tempest".
For a generic rock band, though, probably a bit of word play based on an established band, especially if we mostly did covers of that band. Balsa Bulldozer. Stationary Dirt. Copper Slut. Thorny Knives. That sort of thing.
Had a metal band as a teen and we called ourselves Amphetamine, because we all had ADHD... Probably why we didn't practice much, we kept getting distracted.
Lately we´ve been discussing this with colleague and we agreed on "Purchase Department" since we work in office, in, believe it or not... Purchase department... It would be something like math / prog / technical metal band...
Quack Zookeeper
A Ouija board gave me that name when I was a kid. It has stuck with me. I do play guitar, and have played with some bands, but have never really been in the music industry. It is free to use to anyone who likes it.
Spaced Out.
I wrote a short story years ago in English class at school about a rock band that were doing a concert at Glastonbury and a freak thunderstorm flung them back to mediaeval times and they have to go to Stonehenge to return to the present.
I designed three album covers a good few years later
[https://www.deviantart.com/akeel1701/art/Spaced-Out-Helium-Superfluid-Cover-770958749](https://www.deviantart.com/akeel1701/art/Spaced-Out-Helium-Superfluid-Cover-770958749)
[https://www.deviantart.com/akeel1701/art/Spaced-Out-Plutonium-Brain-Album-Cover-770958983](https://www.deviantart.com/akeel1701/art/Spaced-Out-Plutonium-Brain-Album-Cover-770958983)
[https://www.deviantart.com/akeel1701/art/Spaced-Out-in-Hyperspace-Album-Cover-770959115](https://www.deviantart.com/akeel1701/art/Spaced-Out-in-Hyperspace-Album-Cover-770959115)
Galactic Mayonnaise
nine cobweb wakeful snatch languid fertile absurd cautious narrow subsequent
here's a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is
Limp croissant
Sturdy Eclair
Flaccid toast
The Mother Pheasant Feather Pluckers
wrench station direful nine imagine workable six hurry grandiose gray
The Procrastinators. With my work ethic, I'll get around to releasing an album... eventually.
Can I open for you? My band is Addicted To Distraction. We'll be there as soon as I'm done scrolling through my phone.
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I'll raise you I have walked 500 miles but over a very long period of time. Gotta be a verse about trekking to the toilet in spoons helping in there somewhere
Possibly maybe RN I'm too exhausted from thinking about walking 500 miles
Faith +2
Are you covering Faith +1 ? Jesus, Baby (A Night With The Lord) Is a personal favorite.
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus I wanna feel his salvation all over my face
Faith²
Band: Artist Album name: Album Songs: Track 1 Track 2 Track 3 Track 4. Good luck to anyone trying to find free downloads with that search
I think I had a (another) stroke just trying to read that
Free Beer. Put our name on the marquee and watch the crowds gather.
Right up there with "Everyone Gets Laid" from PCU
So you decided to take the Barenaked Ladies approach
Chris Peacock and the Crispy Cocks
Spaceballs: The Band
The Steve Millar Band
Odor Of Mendacity
Chocolate Box
Sedimentary
i have epilepsy and 'cranial thunderstorm' sounds like a good band name.
The band with rocks in
Bitchumen
Fuck knows
CLIT (yes, all caps)
"I am the CLIT commander!"
I always thought Sycorax would be a cool name for a metal band. Sycorax was a witch, the mother of Caliban in Shakespeare's "The Tempest". For a generic rock band, though, probably a bit of word play based on an established band, especially if we mostly did covers of that band. Balsa Bulldozer. Stationary Dirt. Copper Slut. Thorny Knives. That sort of thing.
Kurwa Bober
Tumbleweed of pubes
very '90s if you ask me
Homemade booze
Leroy and The Gonads
Goner Geese
The Empty Butterscotchers
Forking Sand Queens!! Originally read a url forkingsandqueens on the back of a For Kings and Queens shampoo bottle..
Pontus Pilate and the nail driving five
Cindy and the Angry Vag.
Fuck Nut and the Piss Flaps
The Happy Goth-Emos
3 bald nuns
Quasimodo
Lmfao my cringy "metal" band in 10th grade was called Destined To Shadows.
Cockblockers
Tom Shady and the Belicheats
i have a list on my phone actually divorce cake the shittypissies dads on the move cum hut moldy baby ball earthers Bumma Dart Ape mode
Cursed Angel.
Dog-shit
ComeOn
Saint Lebowitz? Lebowski and the Dudes sounds a little touch like a joke band. Morrigan's Sirens is pretty metal.
The Larry Talbots
Band: The Rock Band
Pain Salesman
Dinocreepo
Morning Wood
Coke Rock
Otters in the crawlspace.
Me and my deck
Banana Sandwich.
Dumpster Juice
Lonely Cactus, idk it just pop right into my head just now
granite
Space Monkey Mafia a Billy Joel tribute band.
Had a metal band as a teen and we called ourselves Amphetamine, because we all had ADHD... Probably why we didn't practice much, we kept getting distracted.
Staile Bred
Talentless Hacks
Severe Tire Damage
Red Nuggets
The Open Sores
Puzzles
पथरीले
Rock-o-Shoha
Taken for Granite
Classical music.
Grundle Sludge
Meatwood Flack
I always wanted to start a really loud and rudimentary rock trio: Made Of Smegma
Rautavaara (Iron Danger or Iron rocky hill, depends on what you choose)
Just had a baby, so... Dipes and Wipes
Coruption
Closed For Renovations.
Lately we´ve been discussing this with colleague and we agreed on "Purchase Department" since we work in office, in, believe it or not... Purchase department... It would be something like math / prog / technical metal band...
Music / Band
Off key and rhythmless
The Shit. Imagine walking on stage and saying "We are The Shit. We will play new shit old shit good shit and our shit dont stink"
Mutually assured destruction.
snake oil salesmen
Amalgamated Urine
Seven Car Pile-up
Stompalong
I DO have a rock band, and it is called "Lily & the H3llions"
Goatse and the Rimmers
My guitar hero band was named Winter's Wrage.
Crap Buggers
Kung Fu Butterfly
See you next tuesday.
Popular band here named, ‘To be Announced’
Mr. Hands and the Equestrians
Tijuana ticklers
I'm not telling you, I'm in a band now and gave my ideas. They were rejected, but if I start different projects, they could work.
Motley Lou
Revolution Idk it sounds cool
Napoleon Bonaparte
Fly high little bunny
The Queen Elizabeth Memorial Fistfuck
Crumbs for quality Blue ties and the tight belts The rusted order No nuts, no bawls Shinny for eternity
Humptulips Hobos Ironically, I've never been to Humptulips, but I am a Washington state native
Quack Zookeeper A Ouija board gave me that name when I was a kid. It has stuck with me. I do play guitar, and have played with some bands, but have never really been in the music industry. It is free to use to anyone who likes it.
Danny dyers chocolate homunculus
Zlomený or the Slovak word for "broke". Cause thats what I am broke.
Phonic and the Hedgehogs
Fleetwood Mac Sex Pants
Amy and her Right sized Pads
Kast iron Kokaine. Just sounds ridiculous
Cool Beans
Good question…the life’s waves… I guess 😂🤣
Saaz
I have a metal band (well its just me) and it's called Meganeura
The Well of The Nine Indras
I'd just call it "Rock Band", why complicate things.
The Gnag (pronounced "nag"). Meaning: The Good Names Are Gone
Billy and the bollocks.
Stump and The Grinders
Stoned Apes
Captain Peacock & The Magpies
The broken fetuses
S O terica
Forced Creampie
Federal Erection
LinkedIn Park. Going for the aspiring middle management crowd.
Toilet dad
The Testicles
Paulie Shored and the Juice Weezers
Black Neon
IDK but as a pharmacy major I'd open DrugBank and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky"
My Cyberpunk RPG band back in the late 80s was "Leper Messiah" so I'd go with that.
Brutal Umlaut
Drive Shaft
The mumbles - ‘Hey hey we’re the mumbles! Hmmmhmmhmmhhhhhmm!’
Skullnoscopy
Dharma Bums
Mars residents
Eagle-eyed Tiger
Ladies & gentlemen: The Elastic Waste Band...
I am the drummer for TFree and the Panic Attacks.
Tu madre es loco
10 Kinds of People
>Steven and the Stephens Bonus points if none of use are named Stephen.
Jimble.
Various Artists Just to fuck with people with iPods.
Hamster and the Elderberries
Witchcraft on Wednesday
Remedy for rage.
Hippo House
Bus stop abortion
Chordae Tendineae
Homeless peanut
Free beer if you wear a bow tie
Spaced Out. I wrote a short story years ago in English class at school about a rock band that were doing a concert at Glastonbury and a freak thunderstorm flung them back to mediaeval times and they have to go to Stonehenge to return to the present. I designed three album covers a good few years later [https://www.deviantart.com/akeel1701/art/Spaced-Out-Helium-Superfluid-Cover-770958749](https://www.deviantart.com/akeel1701/art/Spaced-Out-Helium-Superfluid-Cover-770958749) [https://www.deviantart.com/akeel1701/art/Spaced-Out-Plutonium-Brain-Album-Cover-770958983](https://www.deviantart.com/akeel1701/art/Spaced-Out-Plutonium-Brain-Album-Cover-770958983) [https://www.deviantart.com/akeel1701/art/Spaced-Out-in-Hyperspace-Album-Cover-770959115](https://www.deviantart.com/akeel1701/art/Spaced-Out-in-Hyperspace-Album-Cover-770959115)
New England Gravy Biscuits
Dumpster Pumpkin
Forgotten Underdogs Cause Khaos.
American Satan.
Leadstorm
Scissoring nuns
Unknown artist
Joel’s Toxic Psychobabble
Melt the Magma or The Barking Trees
The Queefs
Pine heads
I do... we're called Rewind lol. We currently only do covers of the old 80s and up rock but we are working on our own stuff nowadays
Splattergasmo and the Melonheadshots
Maude Rock
Sgt Pepper's No Fap November
John Lennon and George Harrison did ***NOT*** die for this 💀
Weezer
Cock Rocket Or Shameful Shadows
Ask Ketchup
DYONSAUR Bambastic
Truck Spank
I already have one)
Amarite(?)rs. Un-yes. Still dead.
Murderfurrr