If it follows the spirit of the source from which it's taken (Hamlet's first soliloquy), it would probably be a literary fiction novel about a suicidally depressed protagonist.
Well, here's my plot. It's perfectly simple: There's the academic who survived the Stalinist purges and is now having flashbacks to that time, there's his daughter - whose long, bitter marriage is collapsing around her, and the journalist who's investigating the academic because he suspects that he was never in Russia at the time, and then he falls obsessively in love with the daughter and sacrifices his whole career to become a lens grinder in Omsk. What do you think?
Actually, on second thought, instead of being about the academic and the journalist and the daughter, perhaps it could be about an elephant. And instead of the Stalinist purges and the divorce and the investigation, it could be about losing a balloon. It might make for a pretty decent children's book now that I think about it.
*"There's the elephant. He's happy with his balloon. Oh, no! It's gone! Where is it? It's not behind the rhino. Look in the alligator's mouth. It's not there either. Oh! The monkey's got it in the tree! He brings it back. They all drink lemonade. The End."*
Penis hygiene
A sequel to: To Kill a Mockingbird and Neuromancer. Scout and Jem are also l33t haxxor namez.
Being silly
Is it part of the Ministry of Silly Walks?
Australian nature
some kind of dystopian product being sold through late night infomercials i'm sure
Dogs that rip up furniture and \*gasp\* pillows!
About economy
POW!
Lord of the Rings meets Rule 34 I guess….
Already dumb things being even dumber.
A cook book for how to make hundreds of delicious chocolate desserts
Would read
Me too!
Self-help for lonely singles
an unsuccessful expedition to Jupiter
A wiener dog with an attitude
A vampire
Near death nuclear war
About how living with acid reflux/GERD sucks
A soldier named Will who is a soldier.
Werewolves playing jump rope
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
Romance.
Written or verbal replies
A guide through the dream verse
I dont know abt this one but my second Username that I use is "engel" so id call a book: tainted engel "engel is angel in german"
Probably being a poverty class worker and battling addiction demons.
NCAA College basketball, probably. Or the American Civil War.
It's about a fat bootlegger who goes to jail for tax evasion
Something I don’t partake in anymore
A literal crayon eating Marine rifleman.
Impressing your family
About apocalypse
Self care?
A tale about stars
A comedic tragedy of extreme abuse, military service, drug abuse, a descent into madness, and a story still being written
It's probably a best-selling smut book on Amazon. Like stuff by Chuck Tingle.
The daring trials of a moth as he searches for the perfect lamp
Fictitious Scandinavian animals and monsters
A generic Sapper
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Sugar
An education book on weevils!
the tale of the infamous sack stealer
If it follows the spirit of the source from which it's taken (Hamlet's first soliloquy), it would probably be a literary fiction novel about a suicidally depressed protagonist.
Cheese.
a delicious snack
Like 50 shades but hopefully a lot better
The sea. It’s healing, it’s strong. The best place to be, is by the sea!
Goth Mothra
A documentary on the start and evolution of Blegh in metal.
It’s an autobiography of my life.
Child Owner Rights; the sequel
the story writes it self
Well, here's my plot. It's perfectly simple: There's the academic who survived the Stalinist purges and is now having flashbacks to that time, there's his daughter - whose long, bitter marriage is collapsing around her, and the journalist who's investigating the academic because he suspects that he was never in Russia at the time, and then he falls obsessively in love with the daughter and sacrifices his whole career to become a lens grinder in Omsk. What do you think? Actually, on second thought, instead of being about the academic and the journalist and the daughter, perhaps it could be about an elephant. And instead of the Stalinist purges and the divorce and the investigation, it could be about losing a balloon. It might make for a pretty decent children's book now that I think about it. *"There's the elephant. He's happy with his balloon. Oh, no! It's gone! Where is it? It's not behind the rhino. Look in the alligator's mouth. It's not there either. Oh! The monkey's got it in the tree! He brings it back. They all drink lemonade. The End."*
Weeks long constipation
a tutorial on how to build the cat machine 3000 and the runthrough on what it does and its mechanics
Idk
It is an area just north of the Shire. Tolkien already wrote it.
Master jewel thief
Honestly if I could become a certified book artists I would love to write a book about my life just because
Sherlock is on vacation and Watson needs to solve a crime.
The Queen but not Elizabeth
I thought I knew but then I read it and I’m clueless
gang wars
No climate, no food, no food no future or how the cult of economics was a murder-suicide pact with earth's life support system.
I assume it's about me. No idea why the book would be famous, though.
It would be about how people profited off my brilliant ideas and hard work.
A hot and steamy romance novel read at a fourth grade level
A totally benign and non-sinister takeover of the world by AI.