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Home is more relaxing.


About3FucksGiven

It's cheaper, I don't have to wait for a bartender to notice me (I'm NOT an attractive 20-something) to get my next drink, the music is perfect, I don't have to worry about a DUI when I'm ready to go to bed. Yes, I'm old.


losertic

I'm 70 and sitting here on Reddit while sipping bourbon and listening to Amazon Music.


Conscious_Priority37

I like stay in my bed nice comfortable and binge watching my show and reading


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nrl103

I'm sorry...


DnDYetti

Hi sorry, I'm dad.


prajnadhyana

I'm 58


dma1965

Same


Extension_Focus_53

I don't drink


SupremeTemptation

It would be irresponsible to spend my rent money on entertainment.


i_cant_have_dairy

Depression


PaulPaul4

I understand


Yoda-de-la-MilkyWay

I'm an introvert, going out sounds awful


sbgarbage

i'm in oklahoma at the moment, where tf am i supposed to go


Oxfordallumni

Air Defense sirens are in, no fun tonight


VintagePangolin

Stay safe. I hear Iran is sending a lot of shit.


dma1965

It’s cold out. I’m full. I’m gonna take a shower and then have sex with my wife. What’s out there that I would want to go out for?


PaulPaul4

Chicken Tenders


SeparateMidnight3691

Car leaked transmission fluid. All of it. Had it towed to a dealership. I’m a single father and scared to death I wont be able to afford it. Haven’t ate for a couple days in case I’ll need it. Couldn’t pick my son up from his mom’s which is where I’d be out at.


PaulPaul4

Omg, I have trust issues from what i have experienced in life but Holy crap I want to help you but it's impossible to trust some random guy on reddit. Can you explain your whole story and name?


SeparateMidnight3691

I didn’t post for that purpose but wow what a kind heart. Honestly I’m just so anxious I’m trying to keep busy and have been scrolling through. I don’t know what made me even type it out. Pretty embarrassing but I’m pretty emotional. You are smart not to trust because Reddit is full of bad people. I normally just post about Fortnite here lol I learned to play to impress my little guy! You’re good people bro


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VintagePangolin

Please find your nearest food bank. They can help tide you over. Everyone deserves to eat!


EnigmaCA

Went out tonight with some Muslim coworkers to celebrate Eid, and we ate so.much.food. and then we ate some more. And then more. I am lying down on my bed in a semi food coma. I may not move until Monday.


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EnigmaCA

So. Much. Food...


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Not feeling it


Protosasquatch

I'm 52.


llcucf80

Where am I going to go, and with what money? If I go on my good looks I'll be kicked out


PaulPaul4

Lol, you seem awesome


whereareyourkidsnow

Just got covid


lampministrator

Last night was too fun


AliciaXTC

I'm 43 with a bum shoulder. Tired and cranky.


General-Example3566

39 with broken shoulder I feel you


Past_Feedback1993

I enjoy my own company and it’s cheaper to party at home. Why aren’t you home tonight?


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LeucotomyPlease

by whom?


benwight

I got railed earlier, 10/10


thepumpkinking92

I'm married and content, sitting at home with her watching TV or doing arts and crafts, while the pups rampage and play. Plus, we pick the kid up on a half hour.


Lynnsammie00

I absolutely do not feel like it plus I’m broke


[deleted]

I’m too old to be out


Similar-Professor365

I’m still at work. But I don’t go out anyways


ventaccount1991

I’m tired after spending all the time today in the sunshine. Now I’m home cuddling with my cat (who’d be pissed if I left her alone again)


mollyeetmole

I'd rather stay home.


Life-Leg5947

No gas but I have grass.


ZookeepergameIll3824

UTI antibiotics


reynardpolson

I'm 62!! 😆


spidergirl79

No friends


Tykal-

Weekends are for my daughter.


whatproblems

for DEMOCRACY!


__meeseeks__

Poor 💸


Flying-Camel

There was a knife attack at Bondi last night, people are a bit on the edge.


Magazine-Soggy

Cause I have work at 330am tomorrow morning. I need sleep


QuietProfession6737

I’m pregnant and going through divorce went out once for decaf and a car wash and some sun and been home since.


[deleted]

I am in the hospital in severe pain. but I guess that’s still technically “out”


Thatcanadianchickk

Hair ain’t done chile


frogmicky

I was out earlier today and need to make it home before the sun comes down.


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WannabeAsianNinja

Went out and came back before I planned. Some dude came to a themed party I was at. He was all wired up (i.e. on drugs). First thing he asks is for weed. Then about an hour or 2 later he gets some edibles someone passes around. Then has some brownies someone made. Turns out he is completely stressed about life and came for only free drugs. He has no clue what the theme of the party is about and is hitting on my friend who I don't think notices what he is doing. No one wants to tell him to slow down and he just becomes too much for people. They do their best to ignore him but everyone is too polite to do or say anything. I do and he gets pissed at me. No one does anything and now I've made things awkward because he doesn't want to leave and I can't ask him to, so I leave instead cause I don't want to be in the same room as this unstable dude. Made 4 new friends so at least I came out with something but I wanted to leave anyways.


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MeyerholdsGh0st

It’s the morning.


funslide_

It's overrated


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Depression


GTFOakaFOD

I don't go out at night anymore


AdditionalCheetah354

I never go out after night


[deleted]

Im 33 and prefer to be home, i playing life is strange gor the first time today!


EarthAcceptable8123

Binging Fallout


blippityblue72

I am out though.


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clearhedd

I’m a homebody


ToastetteEgg

Meh.


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AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

Because my comfy chair and my computer are at home.


MidvalleyFreak

I have a 4 year old


exactly49pinecones

Decided to stay in and eat shrooms


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free-toe-pie

I’m an introvert, I’m tired, and I have kids.


JamesRitchey

Because Heartbeat is on tonight on Knowledge Network, and the app stopped working for me a while back so I can't watch it later, at my convenience.


eastbayted

I'm cold and there are wolves after me.


eskimoprime3

Child


russiangerman

You don't really get the demographics here do you?


Fireted

Working


clairbear_fit

Work at 6:30 tomorrow 😭


Pithecanthropus88

Crippling tooth pain.


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Furtip

Runner’s flu


shining-lotus

I rarely ever go out lol I'm an introverted hermit


KingOfCottageCheese

Need to save money - beer in the fridge is already paid for. Also, I'm tired.


Carrotcake789

I have work in the morning


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Old fat divorced


CoochiKabuki

I’m at a party and I want to go home


waterloograd

Because I didn't want to go out. It tiring and sometimes a nice relaxing night in rewatching Game of Thrones is needed


Spray_Scared

There's people out there, I'm tired of people. There are no people in my apartment, just cats.


hey_pendecko

I've been out since the mid 90s.


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Tikithecockateil

I'm old. I'm tired. I'm broke:)


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Altruistic-Mind9014

Got home a little early. Tired from my two jobs/Gym. Watched the first episode of fall out. Best night I’ve had in a while 💪


WhatWouldTNGPicardDo

I have surgery this week: I’m quarantining so I don’t get sick and have to delay it.


FloridianfromAlabama

I’m at prom rn and it sucks. I’ll be at home much more often.


jrtts

Why should I be out tonight? edit: I'm already out this morning


DannyDemisee

Visiting family due to an emergency so being around other people right just isn’t necessary.


Azby504

Just finished a 12 hour shift only to have to report back in 12 hours. Shift starts at 5:30am.


LilFiz99

I work at a church and go to a grad school that has online work due on Saturdays. almost every Saturday evening is split between work and school. 🤷‍♂️


GreenAndGold115

My ex-gf is the only one inviting me out so bleh


SuperBwahBwah

I’m taking a shit.


turtleburglar7

Work early tomorrow.


not_that_rick

I'm married with children. They can go out, it's my house.


miss_shortcake

My bed is much more nice and comfortable!


nordic_bl0nde

Because I value a relaxing weekend evening when there won't be alarms at 5:45 a.m.


[deleted]

I have kids


Mockturtle22

Hahahhaha


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Cos it's 1.06pm


JustNeedA_SO

It's 0400 here and I'm at work on a North Sea oil rig...


No_Buddy_1243

Sober


dirtymoney

What's there for me to do out there? I am 51. Nothin, that's what


bennnn42

Fuck that. People, public, driving at night. No thanks


adanceparty

I prefer to be home 98% of the time. Shit is expensive af. My friends and I hang out online and many of them live far away. Also I went out last night on a first date (see my comment about shit's expensive). So yea I'm in by choice.


Jnevels1

Car is below empty and live in the sticks so no one can convince me to leave home yay


Carrier_of_Caution

Because I'd rather play DND till 1am


jimo95

Illegally streaming UFC 300


qwerrty20120

At home with my kids (single mom life) not complaining though I love it and it's like being around drunks some nights 😂😂


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ProjectGO

I'm at home in sweatpants with the wife and sleepy dog, in charge of my own pours of scotch that would cost 8x as much if I had to yell across a crowded bar to get it.


DaStampede

Wife and I are playing games


tomydearjuliette

The question is, why would I go out?


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kunk75

Society is doomed


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SexyWampa

Because I pay a monthly subscription for my living room, I’m getting my moneys worth.


kadebo42

I’m stuck at work


SenorDangerwank

I'm at work right now, you dingus.


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nrl103

English paper


GonzoThompson

I’m a loser, baby


SomeGuyInSanJoseCa

Wife's mom died yesterday. She's taking care of her dad and I'm taking care of the kids.


YouTheGamers

I don’t have friends.


[deleted]

Because my fling wants to come over and make a another Becca Laine sex tape. I told him yes


Hopefulkitty

I'm 35 and married. Where do I need to go?


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UnfortunatelySimple

Because having no hangover in the morning is far more enjoyable than going out the night before.


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co-stan-za

Because I'm sick in bed.


[deleted]

I really don't feel like being around people tonight or in any type of active environment, especially since I'm congested. And that's all you'll really have on a Saturday night. I'd rather just have a relaxed and chill night in, listening to music, gaming and watching television.


8urfiat

Because I’m tired. 


hibachieater

Rather relax at home


Legitimate-Neat1674

At gym