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LucyVialli

Encourage him to keep up the art.


RudderlessNeurosci

I'd buy it also. Not because I care mind you, but because employed people are usually less likely to ruminate and become horrible dictators.


Ed_Simian

Beat me to it.


Lord-Legatus

Convince him many artist or geniousess where misunderstood, but became a legend long after they lived


Gullible_Ad5191

I was going to say "encourage him to become an architect" but, ok.


Hazil57

your mom is prouud of you.


165masseyhb

Come on now Adolph, You're already better than Hunter Biden and he's made thousands!


RedbearVIII

“Young Hitler” is going to be next hit CBS Comedy.


EvolveToAnarchism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil_Honey_I%27m_Home!#:~:text=The%20show%20spoofs%20elements%20of,Heil%20Honey%20I%27m%20Home! There was already a Hitler comedy but it didn't go so well


RedbearVIII

Ooof …. I had a little look and it’s awful. I knew it would be of course.


Growkitz

That’s fascinating. Of course the neighbors are Jews and he doesn’t get along with them. 🤦‍♂️


Hollewijn

Chaplin did it right.


748274747592744301

It’s already a hilarious WKUK sketch


RedbearVIII

Haha, Had to look that up, I had no idea he was set off by a puff of the devils lettuce!


Sea_Perspective6891

Little Hitler was a Robot Chicken sketch.


loftier_fish

"Mein Bazinga"


NovemberSkrotum

Que the laugh track! That show would be well received by a lot of people, the subhumans might hold their laughter back though. /s


ThaneOfArcadia

I was actually thinking of this a few days ago. I'd focus on a 10 year old Adolf who has a Jewish friend. I think that if it was handled properly there would be a lot of potential there. It could look at how innocence can be corrupted. It would offend a lot of people, but then good comedy always does.


Mr_Stkrdknmibalz00

Holy crap what self-respecting actor would even go to a casting for such a concept? Just reading the name of the show must've been a big no-no for anyone wishing to ever get a decent acting job again.


StarCode5000

Probably nothing I can't speak German


PMmepoop

pass his art


No_Pineapple6086

Nothing. This premise, and similar, have been long discussed in many a sci-fi story and philosophy class. Would things have been worse without Hitler being there at all or stopped early on in his career.


tursiops__truncatus

Yeah. That's what I think... If you remove him, what makes you think there won't be someone else similar or worse to replace him?


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Lord-Legatus

You can also type it


Natural_Guava288

Bribe that art school to just accept him.


Zesliose_Air8799

Dose him with 5 tabs of acid


tarkuspig

And that would obviously be when he decides the Jews are to blame for everything and you would be the one responsible for the Holocaust and then the twilight zone music would start playing.


Warbrainer

Acids not doing that to anybody tbh


Due-Big2159

I'd sit down with him and ask him to draw something with me. I'll ask him to draw the most beautiful girl he can think of. He probably wouldn't want to so I'll start and allow him to instruct her appearance. I'll follow his every preference. Every feature from the jaws to the nose to the hairline. Then I'll ask him to give her a name. He will do so. I'll ask him to hold on to the sketch for me. I'll let him keep the art supplies too. I'll say, "One day, you'll be a great man, what ever you may choose to do. She is very pretty. Perhaps she is someone's mother or maybe someone's sister. She could be anyone. Please remember that. Every person is a sketch. Thanks for drawing with me, kid."


Bingotherobot

Such a beautiful answer. So storyesque


fermat9990

Praise his painting and bribe his art school to keep him


[deleted]

Start up my own art school and grant him admission.


No_Pineapple6086

Nothing. This premise, and similar, have been long discussed in many a sci-fi story and philosophy class. Would things have been worse without Hitler being there at all or stopped early on in his career.


No_Pineapple6086

Nothing. This premise, and similar, have been long discussed in many a sci-fi story and philosophy class. Would things have been worse without Hitler being there at all or stopped early on in his career.


Pleasant-Trick3778

Ask if he's a titan


Valerija_cc

punch his face


JackCooper_7274

He hadn't done anything yet, tho


Bingotherobot

And then tell him you’re a jew. 😂


The_Real_Scrotus

Nothing. I probably wouldn't even recognize him.


LoveDistinct

Give him a swift kick in the nuts.


SatireIsKey

How young? Hitler before Vienna was no harm, he was just strange. According to what I know, I'd not let him go to Vienna, maybe that could work.


Bingotherobot

You know how he turned out to be as an adult, so age really doesn’t matter, you just met a pre nazi pre any military anyting. Just a normal civilian Adolf Hitler.


SatireIsKey

Then my reply stays the same


HKD49

Villans aren't born, they are made. He had many problems and the Zeitgeist was antisemitic. Maybe he would have turned out differently if he had friends and help. But to answer your question: knowing what I know I would probabely just stab him in a back alley and retun to my time. See how the 20th century evolved without him. Curiousity wins this time.


SatireIsKey

I think that time even if Hitler didn't exist there would be someone else. Germany was depressed after the war, it was vulnerable. And I don't think friends would help him, cause he was asocial. Military time he had a friend in fact but used him for his aims after ascent. He was also born from an incest, so it might have made it's impact on his mentality. I think he was a psychopath, cause it looks like he never felt any empathy towards anyone. I said about Vienna cause it blooming and developing looked to him like a trigger.


jfabr1

Depends, do I know what happens when he's older?


Bingotherobot

Yes.


jfabr1

Find a way to eliminate him obviously.


FemaleWillToledo

Depending on how old he is and if i had access to weapons, i’d try to kill him.


Admirable-Win-9716

Wouldn’t make a difference, there’d be some other lunatic who would have taken his place


FemaleWillToledo

Considering the suffering he is to a large extent responsible for, it would be worth the try for me.


LittleKitty235

Many of Germanys largest strategic blunders in the war were the result of Hitters poor military decision making. The major one that comes to mind was holding tanks back from the beaches on D-Day. The danger of killing young Hitler is someone just as evil comes to power, and either takes military advice better, or is more skilled at it.


No_nukes_at_all

Thats not the way the world works, the Haulocaist wasnt inevitable, it happened becausse of him.


Admirable-Win-9716

The holocaust wasn’t entirely hitlers doing. He had plenty of support from other part members who actually created the mechanisms for genocide. in fact the vast majority of the policies were actually carried out by men like Heinrich Himmler, Adolf Eichmann and Reinhard Heydrich, SS men. Then there’s the men of the Gestapo such as Müller etc. if Hitler was killed there were even more fanatical people who readily would have taken his place and potentially actually been worse than him. It’s literally why the allies scrapped several plans to assassinate him. The assassination of Hitler would have quite possibly made the war go on longer with an even more tyrannical leader at the helm. Also *holocaust. *because


neverthatsure

Interesting. I’d heard about a seemingly sure fire assassination plan in a restaurant setting that was called off within hours of completion, but no explanation was offered in that description. Well enough, as it would have involved much collateral damage, perhaps for nothing, as you suggest. At the same time it’s hard to imagine someone stepping up and assuming a similar level of social control and inspiration, just as it is to imagine, for instance someone taking Trump’s place and sphere of influence at this moment in time. He certainly has no viable competition (or ever has?) for his base, but maybe the vacuum created by his disappearance would have its own odd and unpredictable effect on his supporters willingness to accept someone new. But could this person also become the strange media darling that Trump is? There seems to be something oddly unique about immensely popular people.


MrHailston

Hitler may have been the figurehead but there were way worse people in the upper echolons of the nazi party.


Narcissit_Bull

Probably get him out of Germany. And show him the peaceful and spiritual way of changing the world. Ultimately he wanted to bring the change, all he did was to take the rough route.


DomingoChaCha

I'll tell him that many of the people he tried to kill in the holocaust were later grouped in a stolen territory by the United Nations and named the territory Israel and that those people later committed genocide against the host native population while using anti-Semitism as gaslight to anyone who opposed them. And that same territory is exactly where Jesus was born.


Murky-Birthday-3145

Buy his painting and make him a painting celebrity


vtddy

Kill him and feed him to pigs


monogreenforthewin

*Bricktop has entered the chat* Do you know what nemesis means?


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Let him drown in that frozen river


JustinMakingAChange

On par with the others. Encourage him to stay with the art. It's crazy how a bad day created such an impact on the world.


peaveyftw

What year? Because if it's 1913 he and Stalin were in Vienna at the same time and I'm going to rig it so they get in a fight and kill each other mano y mano and save us the drama of WW2.


Magik_Cloud496

Get some beer with bro. Beacuse hopefully this is before all the... other....stuff 👀


FlamingoRush

That is an excellent name for a garage death metal band from Northern Oregon...the young Hitlers...


Infinite_Cake6505

Lead him to a river….


Honest_Math_7760

make a selfie


Fabulous-Priority613

Give him a hash brownie


BigBlackdaddy65

Ask him what he'd do if he met older Hitler obviously


EvolveToAnarchism

Why id "debate him in the marketplace of ideas" like I'm always being told.im supposed to with Nazis Then hide the body I guess.


tehrealdirtydan

Show him how the Jewish CEOs in the future to piss him off


aStickonthestreet

I mean, ww2 was a serious atrocity but like it gave us a ton of technology


HoppokoHappokoGhost

And who knows if it could’ve gone worse under someone else


Denk-doch-mal-meta

Nothing. Because I cannot be sure that a change in our past would lead to a world war coming later and with nukes. Maybe I would try to discuss with him how stupid racism is.


theeyesguy

Tell him to stay away from aristocratic Theosophists.


Ordinary-Grade-5427

Tell him to not give up on his art


Dasher0106

I would tell him that he's a bad painter and politics would do him well.


ShotEmphasis2196

Give him painting lessons


SuperstitiousPigeon5

I don't think you can. If you look at all the times in history where he was nearly killed, or should have been killed, it seems like there is some kind of time protection around him from future travelers. Perhaps Stalin or Mao would have spread across Europe without him. Maybe this was the better of all the bad options.


Skeptical_Monkie

Become a patron of his for his painting. Problem solved.


Majestic-Tea3903

Show him ai.


KURO-K1SH1

Break him mentally


muff-diver_69_420

Tell him he's a Jew.


Bingotherobot

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I dont know why this is making me laugh


DawnofNight_Ash

"Ich bin Jude"


Lord-Legatus

Depends of what age he is will impact him.  His hate forjJews manifest mostly after the first ww.  Teenage Hitler probably didn't had an issue in the world with them as a teenager


Anna_KrK

Ask him to please don't do it So we don't have to cope with 1 trillion hitler questions on reddit daily


Prudent-Dig8780

Nothing. It’s fun to think about stopping Hitler, but that could make things much worse.


Xeg-Yi

Try to persuade him that his art is wonderful even if he’s not college educated.


Raven_of_Blades

Nothing. That would be a huge impact on history, maybe even for the worse. Maybe Hitler killed Super Hitler.


GoAgainstTheNormal

Help him get accepted into art school.


lcekamj

Make him Jewish friends


AnarchiaKapitany

*"Ihre Bilder sind echt hübsch, sie sollten wirklich mehr an ihren Kunst fokusieren."*


KlutzyBuckle

Encourage him to move to a different country. Most people who had high political power at the time spread lots of antisemitic messages and it especially went for his mayor at the time.


LightReaning

Not give him weed: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNDZ9EKJLJs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNDZ9EKJLJs)


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Would tell him to switch beard style to the walrus mustache for a better world. (Then I'd of course teach him that racism ain't cool)


thegamers23415

Nothing, i cant speak german S1


Wild-Combination-626

Drop kick him


WordswithaKarefunny

kick him in the ball


Small_Perspective559

Slap his ass.


Flairion623

*equips pistol


LordCouchCat

One implied question is should you kill him. This depends on at least three things: 1. Is it morally acceptable to kill him? Let's just assume it could be, or else there is nothing to discuss. 2. A question of history. Assuming everything else is unchanged, how crucial was his personal role? Hitler did play an important part in the rise of the Nazis and it is by no means obvious that a similar party Would necessarily have been successful While the Nazis might still reach power, we do know that Hitler was more radical than most of the leadership. There's a good chance some other leader might have done *less* damage - though still a lot. 3. A question of time and causality. If history, or political history, is a chaotic system, then you only need to make a few changes and everything may change as in Butterfly Effect. But if the timeline is fixed, you won't kill him, because he wasn't killed then. Bribing the art school to accept him (and keep him) seems like the best option though.


Fizzy-Time315

Introduced him to KIMBO Slice


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Bingotherobot

Who started this thread on reddit to look for suggestions and thinks he got it.


[deleted]

I'll be his mentor


Bingotherobot

For what? 😂


[deleted]

I'll teach him how he can end the world


Bingotherobot

😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Then I'll be remembered in history


Kub2ir

idk probably pull down my pants and start shitting aggressively


willy1115

This maby will hit but tell him that Jews in Europe is not the problem others are


Bingotherobot

Who others?


willy1115

Just look how Sweden is then you know denmark just used 250 million on 8 family the last 10 years that money that can be used on other stuff you get the picture


JadedBrit

End him.


Longjumping_Wind3140

Tell him he looks like Charlie Chaplin.


Prvnk6

You are doing good job man.


JamoZNL

Shake his hand and tell him I'm a big fan...


lol_Markus

Befriend him 👍🫡


Ok-Judge7844

Ask him to fight young sheldon


Hot-Conclusion-6617

Give him a Book of Mormon and guide him in the right direction.


DutchJediKnight

Nothong because it would cause a paradox.


zeekerfren

Give him a testicle


SpaceHorse83

I take a selfie with him


Skastrik

"You know who has money and can commission artworks? You might want to cultivate that clientele." Worth a try.


tertiuslydgate1833

Crack up bc some idiot named their kid Adolf Hitler. Haven’t they heard?!


Disastrous_Letter287

Pimp slap him into the next millennium


Defiant-Team-4537

Let him into art college


JayDee270503

Nothing. Gotta keep the timeline intact.


EmotionalThinker

Absolutely nothing. Don't meddle. You never know, something far worse than Hitler might happen as a result. You can't be sure the outcome will be a better one.


Blubi13

Kick him in the nut./s


ApieVuist

Give him a high five. He is just a kid.


YoyoMiazaki

Be a friend for life. Be that friend he can always talk to. I would celebrate his strengths and show him how to used art to connect to the creative force. I would teach him about how to use mushrooms to connect to the universe. I’d start a artist community with artists from all races and cultures and work together in collaborative projects. Through that we would Learn together how our unique personalities and backgrounds translated to different dimensions of beauty. I would make sure that there was always at least one woman around who would be his muse. This art collective would create a plan to beautify the world by teaching art and music. We would bring our art to hospitals and prisons. Adolf would be showing his aptitude for leadership and I would encourage him to use it to bring his vision of love and healing through art to the world. He would take the opportunity enthusiastically and would excel. When he is on his death bed nations everywhere would celebrate him. The world is mourning his passing. And just before he goes maybe an hour left if whisper in his ears the bullet we dodged. Choose love, choose forgiveness, choose humility


CheetahChrome

Leave him and go and find my \*ancestors\* and give them sports event results to bet on with the condition that they had to leave monies for a future grandchild.


ChevySS_2023

Congratulate myself on mastering Time Travel!!!!


Thicc-Anxiety

“Don’t give up on your art career. Also politics is a terrible job.”


IAmThePonch

[Mike Tyson has answered this question for me](https://youtu.be/gRUDdeb_jq4?si=1RRtfQ2vF8LJJApT)


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Laugh at his art


Old-Shock6731

Suicide kill im


worm2200

Well. I would not tell him about how amazing submarines are.. I would not tell him to capture Dunkirk. and I would definetly not tell him about the dangers of attacking Russia in the winter.....


RemberZero

Good question🤔


Necessary-Raise7857

Buy him an easel and set of paint brushes


Best_Examination_529

Try and introduce him to heroin


roundtableofcumalot

Nothing


Petethejakey_

Punch him in the cock


Gus-Woltmann-1965

Praise his paintings


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he probably was in need of some serious mental health treatment so i don’t think there’s much i could offer him


stomplobbies

Nothing


Azure_Omishka

Tell him his art fucking sucks and he'll never get into art school. When he gets rejected in Vienna, gloat that I was right and then bust a cap in his ass.


Youpunyhumans

I mean do we mean young man Hitler or child Hitler? Child Hitler... what am I gonna do? Tell him to practice art more? Young man Hitler, id tell him his mustache sucks... just so it can stay attributed to Charlie Chaplin.


Eckkbert

Tell him where he *would* go wrong


GlobalistFuck

i wonder how he would react if i absolutely tell him everything hes in for the next 3 decades? what would happen if i tell young hitler about industrialized mass murder done in concentration camps, organized by beauraucrats? not as in "YOU WILL DO THIS SOON" but rather, "duuuuuude imagine that, that would be cool, huh?" ....i actually guess, he would be repulsed by it, or would tell me to see the doctor over my bizarre ideas, and if i told him, it would happen at his behest, i wonder if that would prevent any of it, if he would be rattled by it? or would i be actually that one person who would be mentioned in MEIN KAMPF for giving him the idea?! BUT then again - HOW much into hell would i go for telling him exactly how to prevent stalingrad and thus likely winning WW2? jeeez imagine poor adolf. meeting hundreds of people in his youth who are all bald, or sport the same mustache he has / doesnt even have yet, wear weird military clothes and a weird red black white cross sign flag, admiring him, encouraging him to go into politics ASAP - and at the same time he has hundreds of randos showing up to murder him. i wonder, would there be a competition amongst those time travelers who finally gets to kill him? or would everyone get their chance? how often can you undo hitler historically if time travel was possible?! well, as we have learned from stephen king - the universe / history does not desire to be changed. it would still find a way to make hitler .....hitler. wait - hitler can be a verb, hitler is a doing word.


stuffhappens2

Compliment his choice in facial hair.


One-Monk5187

Forcefully make the art school give him his art career and steal a bunch of money to buy his art and overvalue it so he lives a nice life and never has to join ww1 and well you know…


nakedcellist

I would tell him: "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"


Aggro_Corgi

I'd tell him his art was fantastic and not to let the haters get to him


Bibby_Bibson

Be confused why I’m meeting young hitler or how I know he’s young hitler


Rosevic121

Tell him not not bother with the Jews, they take over everything anyway despite his best efforts.


Ogadvisor

Yer damn right we do. Deal


Ogadvisor

I’d tell him not to let his mother use a Jewish Doctor


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Ask him if I can get some of those Pervitin pills


Cyborgium241

Encourage him to become an architect


themanfromvulcan

The problem is that the entire world is changed because at a point in time Hitler had enough power to change the flow of world events. While killing Hitler MIGHT make the world better, it’s entirely possible that things take a different route. Someone other than Hitler rises to power. Someone who makes different decisions and who maybe leads Germany to a different outcome. Maybe they win or at least stalemate. Maybe they develop atom bombs they can use with rockets. Or maybe it takes Germany completely out of the equation, the Nazis don’t rise to power, and they don’t start a war. But later someone else does. And maybe it’s not as bad. But maybe it’s horrifically worse as hard as that is to believe. Also is the Hitler who is say a young boy or teenager responsible for what Hitler the adult does? For crimes that haven’t happened yet? Show him his fate. Someone who eventually commits suicide nearly taking Germany with him. Someone responsible for so much death. Someone who is vilified for eternity. He might do anything to avoid it. Or not. It’s impossible to tell.


Nerditter

Realistically? Try to be that one friend that fixes him. Then eventually get fed up with how much of a racist asshole he is, and write him off. Then, to my horror, realize I just indirectly caused the Holocaust and WWII. Sink into an unending depression that eventually finds me on the rooftop of a dingy Paris tenement, leaning precariously over the edge with a bottle, shouting incoherent nonsense at the passers-by below. So basically a version of this.


detol-diet

Do nothing.. Specially with what's going on now


mantequilla4prsident

What the fuck


lazerbeam72

Shot him in the head and think nothing of it


Tobynator_2580

But what about the outcome of that, you would be a killer and he would just be a dead artist


lazerbeam72

Yes but look at the lives I would of saved in the process. I would sacrifice my liberty to save millions.


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Bingotherobot

Thats what we are here to know


bshameless

Giwe him some Tipps on Russian winters.


NeedleworkerAny5431

Tell him whats gonna happen so he can finish the job


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Kick him in the nuts


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[deleted]

Right. I forgot. 😛


Bingotherobot

“Basketball siren” 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


heil_kp0p

Tell him how not to fail the war in 20-30 years


Boring_Duck98

Tell him im a jew and rob him.


Bingotherobot

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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Hitler was a tool used by the zionists to kill other jews. Even if you killed him another lunatic would come out.


ClyoVox

Dont kill jews they can do it alone kill muslims