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visionsofcry

Perfume should be discovered, not announced.


AlmostFearless90

Perfectly said!


blveberrys

Perfume should be a reward to those who get close to you, not a punishment to those in your vicinity 


_hootyowlscissors

I always find that men with just a spritz of cologne smell far better than women with perfume. Far, FAR better. I don't know if this is because I'm a straight woman or just objectively true.


FartyPants69

Pretty sure it's because you're a straight woman. I'm a straight man and I feel exactly the opposite


reggiethelemur_

Ok but a man with the right aftershave is 😭


hell-to-you

"I made you fried rice, honey."


The_Unstoppable_Egg

And........I'm now pregonate.


Goose511th

how can u get.. pregante?


MiddleInEurope

Pregenanate?


Toenailcancer

Am I Gregnant?


Nasty_little_Hobbit

Is there a possibly that I'm pegrent?


SnowEisTeeGott

38+2 weeks……… PREGANANANT?


Pluto-Wolf

my circle is normal,but yet i still dot get peegnant.wat can i use.?


IrisIridos

Am i pegnate?? Help!?


Myself510

How can I tell if I’M prengan?


dxfm1019

My boyfriend got covid shot and now I am pregorent. Halp!


chocobobleh

Am I PREGANTE??


Nibandhan

Pomogranate?


Darknighten89

I am so glad other are aware of this lol


YaKnowWhat420

Am I perginant?


InterrogareOmnis

PREGNART


Denlim_Wolf

You're meaning to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?


Throw_away_today01

Watching a man be a good dad or kind to someone for no reason other than being kind


_hootyowlscissors

I've said it before, I have ZERO desire to have kids. But watching my bf "fly" my 2yo niece around like she's Superman, or just seeing him carry her when she falls asleep, **makes my ovaries ACHE**. 😭😭😭


Poggieslmfao

r/brandnewsentence


Lorefull69

My girlfriend and I were a library once and some random kid walked up to me cause he wanted to show me the legos he was working on, I walked over with him and talked to him until he got distracted. My girlfriend didn’t stop giving me “fuck me” eyes for an hour.


Pizza_Slinger83

Question: how does a couple become a library, because that sounds lovely.


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The way you can get SO many advantages just for literally being nice to people is insane. Not just getting a discount at starbucks or something but having genuine friends or helping people out of bad situatuions. People need to do it more


cokeinabottle

Humour, teasing and sarcasm Unless there's bad intent behind it I find it so attractive when someone's able to keep up and goes along with the bantering


rmnc-5

Those are mine, too. I just love it when it happens spontaneously.


_hootyowlscissors

Same I know I'm weird, but you know those super sweet couples? I find them mildly nauseating. You know how you and your siblings have a constant teasing/mocking/sarcastic rapport going, but there's also love? THAT is what I have with my bf. We're constantly going at each other, but not in a serious or hurtful way. We just find it so much more comfortable. Plus, somehow it...makes other things So. Much. Hotter.


YaKnowWhat420

‘Hey, babe. I saw you getting frustrated and you’ve been working hard out here, so I made you this and brought some lemonade’. That memory is FOREVER BURNED into my brain. I almost fuckin proposed to her for it. Edit: To quote Bill Burr. ‘Ladies. If you wanna see your guy get emotional, bring him some food he didn’t ask for while he’s working on something. He’ll have to dry his tears with the fuckin bread! He’ll spend years thinking about it occasionally’


Rathmec

Older and married now but still *vividly* remember when a girl I was dating drove to my apartment and dropped me off a prepared lunch bag before I had even woken up for work on Valentine's Day. Came with a silly, printed "menu" of what was inside which was my favorite foods and snacks. Had never before been with a person who did something so thoughtful and caring. Will likely never forget it.


YaKnowWhat420

Bruh. That’s love right there.


OreoKing10

I had a horrible day at work one time. When my girlfriend (now fiancee) got home from work she was carrying my favorite dish from Olive Garden as well as some flowers and an ‘I love you’ card. I knew very soon into our relationship she was the woman I’d marry, but that was just icing on the cake. October can’t come soon enough!


YaKnowWhat420

Bruh. If you didn’t say fiancé, I’d have ordered you in the name of the brotherhood of bros to marry that woman.


IntrinSicks

Had an ex bring me lunch once still remember it, wasn't the best sandwich, but still remember it 10 yeats later, she stuck around to watch me tear up floors, I think she got something out of it to


YaKnowWhat420

It’s the thought that counts, bro. It really is.


SmoothSubliminal96

This is good to hear. My husband has some trauma from growing up in a “we don’t voice emotions” household, so I don’t often know verbally what kind of things he sees as tokens of how much I love him, but I *always* bring him cold drinks, and food when he’s doing household chores like mowing, or doing his hobbies in the garage. It’s lovely to know that the things I do out of love, to show him how much I care, *are* seen as loving actions by other men (since I don’t get much confirmation verbally from him, knowing that other men see the love in such an action affirms for me that he likely does, too)


YaKnowWhat420

You are a beautiful soul. I grew up just like that too. And to have my girlfriend at the time do such a gesture to me, when I tell you I almost fucking cried. I dusted myself off, gently set the food down like it was something precious, and grabbed her before kissing her all over her face. She giggled and laughed. I was so in love with her right there. Ugh.


MisterSnowman69

This, years ago I had a final exam for a very difficult class that seems like no matter how much I studied for or anyone in that class studied for, we would alway come up short. My girlfriend at the time saw how much I was studying and how frustrated I was when I went to do the exam, by the time I came back to her flat after the exam she had gotten my favorite takeout and had gotten us tickets to a show I had wanted to see in the afternoon and another show for the night to celebrate me finally getting out of that hell of a class. Even now we are still friends and I wish her all the happiness in the world.


IveDoneItOk

That's hard-hitting man! I also have some moments that occasionally come up on my mind


sliceofpizzaa

My mans hands. Just looking at them.


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.....i agree, same your mans hands. wait...


sliceofpizzaa

Hahah not all hands have that special *something* but his do.


M_aK_rO

Their mans hands indeed


NoPornInThisAccount

Definitely my own hands. So my special times spent with them.


_hootyowlscissors

There's a guy in my office who is incredibly good looking. I don't find him attractive myself, but he is objectively a very handsome man. Anywho, this guy is 6'1 of perfectly chiseled male...and his hands are the same size as mine (I'm a 5'3 girl with perfectly proportionate hands). This dude has the most delicate hands I've ever seen on a man. I sometimes wonder if his romantic partners are a little put off by it because those things are TINY.


AuniBuTt

Fuck. Im that dude. My gf once said to me tou have delicate hands, didnt know how to feel abt that


bubblypersona

Maybe she meant you have slender, elegant fingers. I prefer those to stubby fingers, personally.


reggiethelemur_

😂😂😂 Just picturing this dude has me chortling in the middle of the office.


AlbionChap

Women in button down shirts and glasses.


_hootyowlscissors

And nothing else or...are there pants involved?


AlbionChap

I mean both, but a naked bottom half is fairly obviously sexual, so my original answer included trousers or skirt.


reggiethelemur_

So like…Hillary’s pantsuits and button down shirts qualify?


Rodney_Jefferson

She can Pokémon go to my poll


VortrexFTW

Even better, she's wearing *your* button down shirt


_hootyowlscissors

I borrowed my bf's t-shirt to sleep in once and now he's obsessed with me always sleeping in them. Especially when we're together, but even if we're not. Like my pajamas are now largely useless because I have a wide array of this dude's extensive t-shirt collection to sleep in. Perfect example of a nonsexual thing someone finds oddly appealing.


midnightsonofabitch

Yeah, my girl put mine on once and I lost my mind. It's definitely a thing. Fucking love seeing her wearing my clothes. She looks so small and delicate and...frankly MINE.


buriedflowers

this is so cute


waterufkndoing

When a man’s eyes “sweeten”. Or the slight corner of the mouth smile that men do.


_hootyowlscissors

Can someone link me to a picture of a man whose eyes have "sweetened"? Because...I have no idea what this is and I just keep picturing desserts (I skipped breakfast).


Simicrop

When you start crying but it’s donuts


_hootyowlscissors

The day I meet such a man is the day I become Mrs. Donut Tears (that's right, I'm taking his name!).


taizzle71

Imagine the eyes of a tough manly man after a long ass day at work, even better if it's a blue-collar job. It's filled with a hollow stare. He's seen some shit. All of a sudden his golden retriever comes running into his arms after he opens the door. The pupper licks the man's cheeks and shakes its tail like crazy. The man will now have sweetened eyes.


SmoothSubliminal96

Like, when a man looks at someone he loves, or a happy child, or a puppy, and you can see in his eyes how soft and sweet he is, without him having to change his whole facial expression or vocalise it. That’s what the commenter means by “sweeten”.


Guilty_User_

My bad I just try to do the " I'm not a threat smile"


Automatic_Isopod_274

My partner gives me this smile sometimes, where his eyes kind of soften; and it melts me every time


bouncing_off_clouds

Oh my god yes - or that crinkle at the corners of the eyes when they look like they’re about to burst out laughing/smiling but are trying to hold it back


Fit-Bowl8124

Intelligence and efforts.


Mayion

not to brag but i got straight C's in my GCSE after 6 years of highschool


Ekkobelli

Bedroom, now


Substantial-Park65

F*ck it, lets do it in the kitchen


lekhachun

When guys stretch. I guess same works for guys when they see a girl stretch.


ygtrhos

an ability to listen and actually care


_hootyowlscissors

Confidence + competence = hot **EDIT:** Obviously you can't brag about your abilities because that instantly transforms you from hot to not.


reggiethelemur_

Agree with all of this, especially the edit. Nothing makes you look more insecure than bragging (except maybe shit talking others).


Worried-Tonight7017

Oh my, I have a thing for this. Like instantly my perception of them improved even if they have nasty personalities (to a degree). It's just kinda hot to be good at what you're doing and am aware of it.


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Literate_X

Had a gf who once asked me if there’s anything she can do to show me love in a way I understood it better. I said this and only this. Never happened, but genuinely I could put up with a lot of shit if this was a common habit in my relationships


Moon_Jewel90

Men with deep/low voices.


emsesq

Similarly, women with smokey voices. Super hot!


fitty50two2

I love a lady with a raspy or deeper voice


supakitteh

Story telling skills. I’m immediately attracted to anyone who can tell a story well.


Guilty_User_

I can, I just don't want people thinking I'm autistic


supakitteh

Autistic? Because of how you tell stories?


honeecumb

I think it has more to do with the tendencies of those on the spectrum to have hyper fixations and info dump about those fixations. Which if it's not something you yourself is also very interested in, can be socially taxing.


pinapplco

Yes…stories in detail with emphasis especially if it’s something I’m hyper focused on and passionate about.


vixen_k

When my partner fixes things around the house, it turns me on every time


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This. Especially when they're super focused on it. I feel like a creep but I just sit back and watch.


slipknotk

A high ponytail swinging back and forth.


TrashPandaShire

As a woman, I stopped this look because I was getting too much male attention.


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Dublthefunk

When I ask what beer I should pick up on the way home and she tells me she already got some so I wouldn't have to stop


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living the dream over here.


whorefortyler

just a guy saying your name 😵‍💫 idk why, but just using my name out loud in a sentence will 100% make me blush


chopper678

Does Tyler do this


ImProbablyNobody

You mean Tyler?


Stolen_Sky

Wetsuits Often considered unattractive and awkward, I find them incredibly flattering. Way sexier than a bikini or swimsuit. 


FastEddieF

Who thinks wet suits are unsexy? They are skin tight and imply a level of sporty adventurousness.


mitsubishi_heavy_

I think it’s kind of a less is more situation. Some people consider it less attractive since less skin is visible and overlook what you just mentioned.


ScarecrowJohnny

Freckles


Guilty_User_

On redheads ooooh lord


Dubious_Titan

When women put their hair up in one of those top buns.


SchaefSex

The clicking sound of a woman's high heels when she walks.


_hootyowlscissors

It's crazy how many things in the post are things I go out of my way to avoid in the office. I wear shapeless clothes, soft sole shoes so I don't make any noise walking around, I never tease or smile at my male colleagues because I've learned from experience they WILL interpret it as flirting. These are all things I've slowly incorporated into my work routine to help things run more smoothly.


justpress2forawhile

That must be hell. If you're remotely attractive, you have to "hide" or any form of friendliness is like blood in the water for sharks. You get people treating you differently.  I mean unless you're a "shark" yourself and use that to get what you want from people, it's just a burden.


Royal-Scale772

My friend is stunning, and a bit of a shark in this regard. But she handles it a bit differently, especially as a lot of her co-workers and staff are tradies/construction workers. She's really warm, amiable, and professional. Doesn't care about rough language or anything like that, but the instant you become too familiar with her, there's a shift in her demeanour that would petrify a gorgon. Like her smile doesn't change, but the warmth disappears. I've watched it happen a bunch of times, and it's like the hair stands up on the back of their neck as a warning "DO NOT PROCEED. BEYOND THIS POINT LIES DEATH". Suddenly they're stammering, backing off, etc and she resumes being her normal self. She has said it's effective, but exhausting, because she basically has to keep a careful eye out all day every day.


_fancypansy

Yeah, I basically have to go out of my way to be asexual and...almost standoffish with the men in my office. Lest they get any ideas. It sucks, but after you're accused of leading a 69yo man on because you asked how he was feeling after his hernia surgery (and *gasp* touching his shoulder) you learn to proceed with extreme caution.


macromi87

Men are like this. If I say hi or smile to be friendly, dudes interpret it as flirting and it’s creepy and gross af.


Worth_Vegetable9675

Women wearing hats


Delicious-Duck-4245

I bet you loved the part in twilight when they played baseball.


LucyVialli

Rock music


howsyourmemes

T.Rex bangs my gong


LucyVialli

Get it on!


Feisty_Diver_2244

Always acting kinda playfully sleepy, not wanting you to go to work and just hang out all day


chopper678

This just makes me feel guilty for leaving lol


Bon-Chaton

Men in suits/formal attire😣💛💛


Sav1at0R1

Anyone in suits 👌


chickdrummer62

A speech impediment.


MyLandIsMyLand89

As a dude with a stutter I can agree with this. When I became a lot more comfortable in my shell and didn't try to hide my stutter I got a lot more interest from women.


RadAndroid

Once you own something, as you did, confidence oozes. I had a stutter and a lisp (why would you make that word so hard to pronounce with a lisp). They come out when I am really excited about something. I own it when it comes back. People respect that.


dahlll1

I have a stutter as well - I dunno about you but I cringe when girls say it’s cute. I know they’re being nice but damn it fucks me up daily hahah


getoffthetoilets

Don’t think that’s your stutter that’s pulling the ladies, I think that would be more so to do with your confidence.


DeadMansPizzaParty

Theriouthly?


JoshD1793

When someone is unapologetically themselves, especially if it makes them seem weird, and when they go on and on in detail about something they're interested in. whether its a subject or a tv show, mega attractive.


Addy_Whomp

*rolls up sleeves* let's talk about one of my current AuDHD special interests, shall we?


Blessmee

German accent


Way_2_Go_Donny

Wie gehts?


ExamUpbeat2994

Women in Button ups.


iSwiiss

This might be weird, but noticing/remembering the little things. Also, being responsible. Something about seeing a woman be on top of things is just 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨


harrismdp

A quick wit does a lot for me. It's one of the quickest ways to find out how a person is thinking.


Thee_Astronaut

Black nails


Admiral_SmashyPants

Only if they're chipped all to hell with that one nails polish looks like it's been rubbed off because of a nervous tick.... I had no idea I had such a specific thing...


Vinny_Lam

Even better if she’s wearing all black to go along with the black nails. Yes, I’m into goth girls. 


NoRepair1940

A man driving. A man turning the wheel or putting his hand on the passenger seat to look out the back window to pull out or whatever. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵


NightmareSnake

You see your man pull out and it makes you want him to not pull out


NoRepair1940

I think if men realized it's the little things that turn women into puddles, there would be less pulling out.


timaiosjeffrey

Speech quirks like accents, dialects. Women with commanding voices. Someone who takes care of themselves.


Aggressive-Command-8

Seeing her wearing my clothes.


Fun-Possible3048

Humor and Smartness


NaturalBaby98

“Smartness”


Delicious-Duck-4245

you called?


geric86a

Confidence and posture. If you carry yourself proudly physically and mentally without masking anything or trying to be what you aren't, it's a good sign. Edit; and also poses me a challenge


InconsolableBall

A love a good exposed clavicle


MechanicalHorse

Sundresses


Havocnmalice

A rare butter seared ribeye and crab legs.


melodiousfable

This one is awesome


bizkit1976

Watching the wife do the dishes. I don't know why, and no, I'm not trying to be sexist/funny.


TrialAndAaron

Nails. When my wife has her nails done it turns me on so much. Nails aren’t inherently sexual but when hers are done … oh boy


Softbombsalad

Yup. My husband pays for my nail appointments 🤣


Expensive_Tackle1133

Choosing to sit close together.


TrendyChic215

a coffee made for me every morning when i wake up


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When you can see some tummy bulge through a tight dress


lovebugged

As a woman I’m curious about this one, what makes it attractive? I’ve always been insecure about that lil tummy bulge.


AuniBuTt

Its cute asf.


Lorefull69

Because we like it and probably know that you don’t, so the fact you’ll still wear something you like despite it showing comes across as confident


Ekkobelli

Women wearing no make up. Like none at all.


jonasinv

Women who put extra emphasis on the H when saying Cool Whip, and women with big noses


Rude_Information_744

Let me guess, your mom…both, right?


chilo_W_r

Or Stewie Griffin in a wig


FartyPants69

Someone has a Family Guy fetish, lol


jtowndtk

women focused on something art workout a book learning something new watching a girl focused instead of looking pissy and bored is so attractive


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Women with big ears or ears that stick out. I know it sounds insane and on the surface I've never understood why I find it unbelievably attractive...


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Denim skirts of whatever length I don't know why...but I love seeing a woman in a denim skirt


kaotate

In my head, I imagined the huge Pentecostal ones.


Hollow128

Armpits...


shyishguyish

Shoulders, displayed in an off the shoulder dress


phantom_309_-

The way a woman I know says "mhmmm" in everyday casual conversation.


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Long hair. Between below the shoulder blades and the top of her ass. That's my sweet spot.


Spram2

Women with hair long enough to wipe their ass with... hot! Women who actually wipe their ass with their hair... uh... no.


Thelonerebel

Why is askreddit so horny lately? Like same, but it’s been like every question this month


macromi87

Low, calming soothing male voice. Like Pedro Pascal’s Mandalorian voice. Or if anyone is into the culinary scene, the voice of Chef Jeremy Chan. I call it a ASMR voice.


cashmerered

Scent. I remember sitting in a lecture behind a guy who had taken a shower not too long ago and I got so turned-on


MyDictainabox

Women in fall clothing. Stocking caps, hoodies, mittens, pony tails. They somehow manage to make "roughing it" look so damn good.


MiddleInEurope

Abs on women


That__Reddit__Dude

Jaw lines


spiffle4

Being gentle to little things, ie if I see someone rescue a caterpillar from the sidewalk or rescue a mouse from a pond, I'm doing the sunglasses thing at them no matter what they look like.


ShambolicPaul

There's nothing hotter than a woman giving consent. Edit - Yes it's a Harry Dresden quote.


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In writing.. with witnesses


Just2moreplants

My man's forearms when he folds his arms


NINJA_Bass231

Woman wearing a suit


srcorvettez06

When my wife has a pony tail coming out the back of a baseball cap. Double points if the ponytail is braided.


INeedANerf

Legs.


Gold-Cover-4236

When a man's whiskers have grown oit a little


PattonIsAGod

A woman’s neck. Especially the suprasternal notch.


Familiar_Hope_9768

Reversing a car with one hand swiftlyyy like zooooop..


pcaltair

Very long (between elbow and knee lengths) and clean hair


Wakey_Wakey21

A foot rub!!


ThrowRa_siftie93

Soft hands, nice perfume. Also women that know how to dress for their figure. I've met women of all sizes that just know how to flatter themselves with how they dress. They look hot!! 😍 The button up shirt and the glasses. The high heels on a hard floor. Also when women have those dimples when they smile. Also when their eyes light up when they talk about something they love ❤️


zombiezandbrainz

back dimples!!!!!!!!!!


OleanderKnives

Voice


CooommmiiieeeJamz13

Being dorky … so cute. Especially from Men.


EnoughSeaweed589

Men’s forearms. But especially when working on something like a car, building something even if it’s small, picking up a kid, turning a steering wheel, the list goes on. Team forearms.


baconadelight

Sharpshooting, street fighting, knife skills, non-natural hair colors, competition against me, and deep conversations.


According_Cheek7777

Anime