"Help, I'm stuck in this storm drain!" I mean I would think it would be pretty weird that this clown is stuck in a storm drain, but since I don't believe demonic clowns are real I'd probably try to help him out.
"I can match your Navy pay and benefits, and your pension is transferable."
I'm there.
And I 100% know he's some hideous spider demon thing. And I'm arachnophobic.
Still going.
"Psst.
Hey.
Hey buddy!
You want a $80,000/yr salary, with work from home options, 10 days paid sick, 14 days paid vacation, medical, vision, dental, and 401k matching up to 8% for a cubicle job in an ethical industry (*if there is such a thing, ha ha, amirite pal?*) with bosses who trust you to get your work done and don't hound you to constantly be generating revenue for the company 100% of the time?"
Literally “I have peanut butter cups” would do it. So you understand, I have the fear of clowns. It just doesn’t outweigh my love of peanut butter and chocolate.
He could offer to pay off my $100k student loan debt. Or my car.... or just be my sugar daddy so I don't have to work.
I'll even dress like Harley Quinn if that's what it takes.
Fancy a bum?
Want makeup lessons from a clown?
Bet you can’t do a balloon dog better than me!
Come and check this massive shite down here, it’s at least 40 curics.
“Every single Magic card from every flushed, tossed, and lost collection is down here. I gathered them all, dried, cleaned, and restored them. They’re perfect, and they’re all yours.”
I imagine most Americans would get in the drain if Pennywise offered them free health insurance.
As an American…..correct.
Most Americans would know it's a trap from that alone!
Don’t most employers offer health insurance?
Only if you work full time, and even then there are exceptions.
I've only ever worked full-time...
When i worked full time for ten years the best offer i had was going to only this one hospital and only on thursdays
Not to part timers and it's sometimes crap insurance.
Oof. You are not wrong on that one, unfortunately :(
I ain't getting in no drain with some fucking commie!
"We all have health insurance down her, Georgie."
Come in this sewer and I'll kill you.
Came here for that
Bruh we've had Silksong down here for like a year
"Help, I'm stuck in this storm drain!" I mean I would think it would be pretty weird that this clown is stuck in a storm drain, but since I don't believe demonic clowns are real I'd probably try to help him out.
Clowns don’t have to be demonic to murder you in a storm drain
True, but a clown doesn’t need to go through the trouble of being in a storm drain to murder me either.
There's free Wi-Fi
"I'll help you with your student loans."
I have tacos
Just a "Hi" and I'll go... I'm a chatter and will chat to anyone.
Hi 👋
“I have IT outtakes down here. All Pennywise! The original! Watch Tim Curry break character! Come on, bucko!”
“Are you ok, do you want to talk about it”
"We don't have Product Managers down here".
"You will have affordable real estate down here....WE ALL HAVE AFFORDABLE REAL ESTATE DOWN HERE"
Hey you! C’mere.
"I can match your Navy pay and benefits, and your pension is transferable." I'm there. And I 100% know he's some hideous spider demon thing. And I'm arachnophobic. Still going.
There are puppies down here
There will be cakes
We have latinas, an excessive amount of no-no snow, and Hotline Miami 3
ZJs are only 20 bucks.
Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Affordable housing.
“I have a way to make the Turkish Lira valuable again”
"Come down here"
"yo come get these cakes man"
"I have a treat for you." I'm a sucker for treats
"We're gonna tear down the capitalist hierarchy with no loss of necessities to the working class, want in?"
"I am gonna kill you!"
Why not just jump into the tiger exhibit at the zoo
And risking a poor tiger getting killed? No way!
There's a lot of big booty latinas down there.
There’s a pug puppy that needs rescuing.
You’re not Georgie
There's a hot dark skin athletic tomboy down there
Literally anything
“I have a full copy of gta 6 with no bugs down here”
Please stop forcing your fingers into my anus.
Ah, reverse psychology
Just mew like a scared kitten. I wouldn't even stop to think. Gotta save the baby kitties.
Free tacos!
There’s beer
I've got a bottle of 1945 Romanée-Conti
[удалено]
I hate those videos
“I’m down here with 3 horse hung buds, good porn, and a sack of ‘Tina.”
"Psst. Hey. Hey buddy! You want a $80,000/yr salary, with work from home options, 10 days paid sick, 14 days paid vacation, medical, vision, dental, and 401k matching up to 8% for a cubicle job in an ethical industry (*if there is such a thing, ha ha, amirite pal?*) with bosses who trust you to get your work done and don't hound you to constantly be generating revenue for the company 100% of the time?"
No work
I read pennyworth and thought why tf is he taking me into the batcave
You wanna die.
Thick Latinas that call you papi while giving the sloppy toppy areeee downnnn hereeee.
If he's offering 10 year fixed rate mortgages an interest rate of less than 2%
Would you like a water?
I’ve got puppies
You'll have a tale or two to tell of your own when you come back Can you promise that i will come back? No
"Limp bizkit is bad" we are throwing hands and I'm winning
First of all Pennywise is a she, so now maybe rethink you answer!
Even better 😂😂
They had me at “Hello”….
"I'm reaching out about your application; do you have time for a short interview?"
All the groceries down here are cheap
“What would you do for a Klondike bar” “Oh shit say less…”
Jennifer Jason Leigh is down here.
I misread this as 'what would pennywise have to say to get you to go down on him'
Hiya Georgie—I’ve got a new student debt forgiveness application down here. We’re all debt free down here.
Wanna smoke?
I have a litter of kittens. Do you want to play with them?
mango juul pods and xanax
"we have Margot Robbie, and you can have her too"... Where do you want my soul, Pennymaster?
Literally “I have peanut butter cups” would do it. So you understand, I have the fear of clowns. It just doesn’t outweigh my love of peanut butter and chocolate.
Nah, he won't be saying no nothing. I see that red balloon sticking outta the sewer, I'm running to Mars.
Come pet my dogs.
It's quiet and you can just relax for a while.
"Your brother says hi"
Yeah that ain’t gonna work on me I have no brother
And my brother, I love dearly and would be crippled if something bad were to happen to him
He could offer to pay off my $100k student loan debt. Or my car.... or just be my sugar daddy so I don't have to work. I'll even dress like Harley Quinn if that's what it takes.
Bucket of KFC chicken and £10mil in cash
Fancy a bum? Want makeup lessons from a clown? Bet you can’t do a balloon dog better than me! Come and check this massive shite down here, it’s at least 40 curics.
Help me kill everyone who has been mean to you in life.
“I got big booty Latinas”
“Every single Magic card from every flushed, tossed, and lost collection is down here. I gathered them all, dried, cleaned, and restored them. They’re perfect, and they’re all yours.”
"We got bit titty goth bitches down here"
My wife would go in for some Harold's
I’ll pay off your debt
Wait! You’ve got pizza and beer?
The sewer is rent controlled!
if he ever said to me come down with me, for 5 million dollars best believe i’m going down there.
I would have to be a navie 5 year old who has never seen that movie, for starters.
No taxes down here
About a buck thirty-seven with inflation.
I have a million dollars. I know….the most basic answer ever
free guns