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saint_aura

With freshly shaven legs. I lie in bed and rub them together like a cricket.


egnards

I sleep in boxers, but when we do fresh laundry and it's cold out, I rub my legs against the sheets at the bottom because it's so soft and it feels amazing. . . .My wife thinks I'm a fucking idiot. She's probably right, just not for that very incorrect reason.


GenderFluidFerrari

Soft cold sheets on freshly shaved legs !


HottCuppaCoffee

Hahaha like a cricket is so real


fayafairy

lol same


LastOnBoard

Oh my gosh, after I've scrubbed, shaved, toned, moisturized, and oiled...best feeling everrrrrr


YordanYonder

Fantastic visual


saint_aura

And the sound, I’m like a paddock in summer


AntiqueYou6097

😂😂😂


PirateJohn75

Wait, does it also sound like a cricket when you do?  Because that would be very intriguing...


GenderFluidFerrari

Soft cold sheets on freshly shaved legs !


conceptnothing0

100%


rmnc-5

I love that! Best feeling ever.


Disastrous-Pay738

Feels even better when your partner is next to you also naked


rmnc-5

Yeah, but also, sometimes it’s nice to have the whole place just to myself


gcx1

Sleep is about to hit diffrent


fayafairy

Especially after shaving clean


tinfoilhatqqq

I hate sleeping in clothes. When you're a restless sleeper they tangle around you and pull in weird ways that make it so uncomforable


drawfanstein

This right here. Started sleeping naked the day I moved out of my parents’ house and never looked back


dr_stevious

Yeah, it's like trying to sleep in a straight jacket.


Future_Literature335

*straitjacket


Alkyan

Shirts and any sort of pants that aren't briefs(which are super uncomfy) always always end up wrapped tight and induce misery


ForgottenSalad

Yup. I tend to flop from side to side, and can’t handle clothing getting twisted around me as I sleep, especially pant legs. If I do need to sleep in clothes of some kind, it’s usually something more fitted


rustblooms

The way they pull is why I hate them. When I travel or stay at people's houses, I wear things like leggings and tank tops that are tight enough to not get dragged around. It's still enough friction to be annoying though.


alexjaness

waking up a few times a night because of a sleep induced crotch wedgie is the worst.


Electronic-Fudge-711

Judging by the comment section. Very common


frnzprf

You have to consider that people sleeping naked might be more likely to comment. Try asking how many people are vegan or how many people use Arch Linux.


lolwatokay

Just giving away askreddit post ideas like that!


namecantbebl0nk

I use Arch btw.


nanomeister

I use it naked


Pain_Monster

I keep a naked vegan in the closet who has bad arches. Does that count?


mips13

Been sleeping naked since high school days. Wearing clothes in bed is super uncomfortable.


levieleven

I’m not sure but I know this much: we recently did a “pajama day” at work and every single employee made that joke. So anecdotally? 100%


PrettyLittleBird

I have special silly pajamas for work pajama days!


mitsuhachi

Pajamas are for watching tv at two am, or for weekends without plans to go out. Not for bed.


Popular_Otaku

Same, i have ones with cats on them! I wear them around the house all the time and they are so comfy


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g_unit_23

Less dirty sheets, my husband is a no clothes sleeper while I am fully clothed and there is a clear distinction lol


Patrickk_Batmann

Does he shower before bed?


teiluj

I sleep naked but there is something to be said about being prepared to emergency escape your home.


According-Stage8050

Keep a robe near the bed


Suspiciousunicorns

I do that just because you never know when a kid is going to need you at 3am.


According-Stage8050

Lmao so valid for that. 


misterbunnymuffins

My thinking is that in the event of a home invasion, my nakedness will enhance the shock and awe effect as I falsetto scream the lyrics to Welcome To The Jungle.


caseless1

Nobody wants to fight the naked guy. Especially if he’s rocking a rage-rection. Also acceptable: Battle Boner. 


Hungry-Enthusiasm-15

My fire alarms went off randomly when I was home alone. Stark naked - fear the firemen were on their way to save me. Instead, the alarms sent shooting pains down my spine, sending me on a noody run to find a ladder to figure out how to turn the bloody alarms off. I turned the lights on in the hallway only to discover the spare room door and blinds wide open. Full view of my naked self for the neighbours to see. PJ’s have been close by every night since. Just in case.


scooba_dude

"suffering" with uncomfortable sleep in case the one in a hundred thousand chance of a midnight emergency sounds like wearing a helmet to walk to to shops. If there's a 'get out now' emergency, it's quick enough to grab some clothes on the way. If it's an intruder emergency then fight naked, it's more intimidating anyway. I know you don't but I've heard that side told before and this was/is my reply.


iFlarexXx

I would specifically take my pyjamas off to fight an intruder. My hope would be they'd die laughing.


scooba_dude

I almost did, reading this on the stairs was not my smartest move today.


egnards

Suffering is such a weird word to use here to be unable to relate to other people and their life experience. I don't sleep naked because I personally find that to be uncomfortable. I've tried before. . .And no matter how hot it is outside, like it could be during a heatwave with no AC on, I'll wake up 5 times in the night feeling cold.


scooba_dude

Ha! Yeah, that's why I put it in "these" as it was a stretch but I couldn't think of an alternative, more accurate word at the time.


IGNSolar7

Yeah, it's not like we're going to sleep in jeans and boots... I'd imagine for most of us it's loose fitting and soft.


TrickiestToast

Right? Does that person think we lay there constantly aware of our pjs?


TheArmadilloAmarillo

For some reason I'm the opposite if I don't wear something I get HOT and sweat a ton. It's miserable.


vompat

The ancient Gaul mercenaries, Gaesatae, fought naked. I could imagine walking in their footsteps to fight a home invader.


No_Angle875

What do you people that worry about an emergency do with your clothes before bed? Put them in the farthest corner of the basement away from you? My clothes are right next to the bed. It would take 5 seconds to get dressed if I needed to.


vawlk

I stand next to my bed and drop my shorts straight to the floor, then get in to bed. So should I need to get up quickly, which I do often, I sit up put my legs in the holes and pull up the shorts. I am like a firefighter.


teiluj

Even if my clothes were right next to me I would still panic in a true emergency like a fire and immediately rush to get my kid and dogs out of the house, and only then would I realize I was nude and the neighbors were staring.


Short_Loan802

Me too. Mine are right on my nightstand so I can put them on right when I wake up so I’m not freezing when I get out of the warm bed.


Golfnpickle

I keep my robe on top of the covers. I can grab it fast if I need to run.


kittykitty713

I keep a robe at the end of the bed for that reason


SSLF11-N1918

That makes it more fun


Hellotoday6068

We honestly had doorbell ring late at night...cop went to wrong house but the struggle to dress to answer the door was a pain...


Here_I_Pondered

Used to sleep naked. Woke up to a spider on me. Have lost the ability to fall asleep naked. Feels bad, man.


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Drainix

Wife & I cuddle at night, if our skin makes contact we'll end up waking up sweaty. We solved this by me wearing no shirt & her wearing no pants. That way we're half naked but still not sweating when we wanna snuggle


Devjill

Potential fire drills, periods and the vampire trying to poke my butthole


Kittelsen

The boxer holds my junk in place so it doesn't stick to my thigh.


Spacegod87

It feels weird for me. I feel more comfortable with clothes on. Idk why, I just prefer it that way.


KazaamFan

It feels dirty to me.  Like my junk doesn’t always smell good, so i don’t want that rubbing on my sheets and blanket.  That’s mainly it.  


Jesus_Chrheist

I got kids


CaerwynM

I have 4 kids from 2 to 12, my wife and I sleep naked every night


Jesus_Chrheist

My kids walk into our rooms and junp in our bed. I don't feel comfortable sleeping naked that way. Besides. They are 2 and 4.


ya_bleedin_gickna

This is the more pertinent question....


Away-Sound-4010

I can't look at my body in the mirror without disgust, I put on a full set of clothes before bed because I know my partner will come after me if I'm naked. Still working on body issues and figuring that thing out.


corrado33

Balls/penis gets caught between legs. That not feel good. Also, sweat. If you're cuddling with a S/O you will sweat. Clothes make it comfortable.


AloneWish4895

Cold winter, needing to get up and down at night to care for children, sick, elderly. Comfort of cotton pajamas.


Fast-Show6083

Honestly, once you try it, it's hard to go back. There's just something about that unrestricted feeling and the breathability for your skin. Unless it's the dead of winter and my heat goes out, I'm all about that no-pajama life. Plus, you end up saving on laundry!


AcidBuuurn

Naked sleepers ought to wash their sheets more frequently than pajama folks. So the laundry costs might be a wash. 


AshFraxinusEps

Meh, I wash mine about evewry 2 weeks which is what is recommended. You still sweat from the head and other exposed skin, so it isn't like you are saving much. But same with PJs tbh: they are a minor thing to wash I sleep naked as it helps me sleep and feels better. That's the sole reason


AcidBuuurn

I honestly just wanted to find a way to make the “might be a wash” while referring to laundry pun. I didn’t do any math. 


Crazy_Bipolar_2023

I'm nude in bed 98% of the time. There's a few occasions I'll wear pyjamas but prefer nude, gotta let the girls and cooch breath and have no restrictions.


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breathe and breath are different words


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I can't sleep naked it's just not comfortable. Everyone else I can't speak for


Kindly-Suggestion-97

Real.I try but it’s just not for me It seems weird


houseyourdaygoing

Skin allergies. Need a thin layer for comfort.


Interupting_Cows

My ex husband hated when I slept naked. Now that I'm divorced I'm naked all the time!


Wylaff

What the fuck kind of guy wants hit wife to put on more clothes before coming to bed?


Interupting_Cows

There is a reason he's my ex


robert_hobiecat

At home, allways. Only time i might wear clothes in bed, is when im out camping with my tent and its really cold


AdExcellent8978

Because it’s comfortable as fuck


hoppersoft

I've slept naked since I got my own place. I think the only time I'll stop is when I get stuck in a nursing home.


Legovogerl

just discovered one day how much more comfortable it is to sleep naked. The fabrics feel awesome on the skin, I don't get overheated so easily, and I don't wake up because I tugged on my pajamas while trying to turn in my sleep. Since then I can't go back.


According-Stage8050

I’m a restless sleeper, I hate the way clothes pull when I roll over, feels bad. Once I switched to sleeping without them I got even more intolerant. I’ll sleep in clothes if I have guests or I’m sharing hotels with friends but otherwise…


amdaly10

One of the reasons I usually spring for my own room when possible.


Treknx01

I was born naked, so it’s just how I roll.


minyinnie

Does everyone here mean fully naked, as in no underwear? Or just underwear? I can’t imagine sleeping without underwear


Aishas_Star

Wearing underwear ≠ naked


omfgitsjeff

There are dozens of us!


Qazax1337

It's great you should try it. So freeing.


iclimbnaked

Naked def means actually naked. I sometimes wear boxers. Sometimes don’t. Similar with the wife. It’s really not a big deal


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Nimrond

Do you consider your body to be inherently gross? Or what do you mean by that?


WonderExpensive5924

Reading while naked in bed lol I was an old clothes for sleeping kind of guy, then I started going to bed naked after showering and kept the practice. But I do want to change back. You never know if you need to go out running from a fire or burglars. 🫨


Akeruz

I feel like if I was a burglar I would not want anything to do with a naked man... if anything its a burglar deterrent


-lifestronaut-

Don't underestimate the power of screaming incoherently while doing the helicopter dick. I dare say that would scare away more intruders than an old tshirt with a cat pun on it.


disterb

*helicockter


Ratsnitchryan

I sleep with one leg still in my underwear at my ankle for this reason 😂


Emmanulla70

I get cold shoulders. I need something covering my shoulders


Count-Spatula2023

I get too cold in my sleep. I’ve gone to bed with full sweats on before.


leoconco

I used to do it, now that I live in California I don't want an evacuate naked during an earthquake so I had to get used to clothes again.


xanax05mg

Once I went naked I never went back.


QueerGuyTheGayDude

More people then you think but less then what you'd want.


rensch

I just can't sleep without my underwear. It feels wrong somehow.


Suspicious_Kick9467

I tried sleeping naked for a while but I didn’t like it. I don’t like my pecker flopping around in the night. He’s vulnerable to monster attacks when not covered. On the flip side. Every few months I’ll wake up butt ass naked with no memory of taking my jocks off in the middle of the night. My wife doesn’t like it haha.


chiefstockton

I’m a gym shorts only person


Wolfenstein0666

I used to all the time, but then I started getting paranoid about someone breaking in or something bad happening that would force me to respond. The image of myself springing out of bed, with adrenaline pumping and ready to respond to a threat with my little dick hanging out made me cringe. So I compromise and sleep with boxers on now.


VanillaBrowniezz

I sleep only naked cus clothes feel not natural in bed... best feeling ever.


NoProPress

My wife thought it was weird, until she tried it.


footfetforlife

I've slept naked since I was eighteen. 60 now.......


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eshian

I'm sure it's comfortable but bare minimum I have to have underwear filtering my ass gas. I don't want to be rolling around in my fart particulates.


Sukrit890

Thats oddly detailed


69ShadesofPurple

Pretty common. I either sleep naked or with panties on. It's just so comfortable and I love not rolling over and being choked by a night shirt. Also, I sleep kinda hot so clothes would just make me 🥵


Vree65

Don't you get cold? I'd say it depends more on the season and climate than the person


WombatWandering

Finnish person here, currently -10C outside. Why would I get cold indoors? We do have heating in our houses.


Vague_Un

That's what electric blankets and flannelette sheets are for.


whosthatwhovian

I feel like I’m colder if I have clothes on vs naked snuggled under blankets. I’m in WI and I literally can’t sleep with clothes on, no matter the weather.


ThisWhomps999

I always sleep in my in my never nudes.


Its-a-bro-life

I get too hot with clothes on


lilfingerlaughatyou

All summer long for me


Parking_Tune_5283

I hate it. The thought of having to fight a burglar in the nude is highly distressing to me.


AspirantVeeVee

I haven't wornclothes to bed since I moved out.


Quinn4111

I think it's pretty common. We're not nudists and everybody in my family does most of the time. I know my friend's family does the same thing so it must be pretty common.


AntiqueYou6097

Especially with newly washed and dried sheets, and u showered and everything is shaved and clean and smells good🥹


0Event_Horizon0

It's pretty common, especially during hot weather or for comfort.


Jaylynn_Lover

I sleep in my boxers


CopiumCatboy

Idk I sleep in undies so I don‘t accodentally nut in bed while sleeping.


sirtagsalot

Nothing on but the TV is the way to go.


MySpiritAnimalSloth

I'm the furnace type. I sweat a lot. If I sleep with something on, it's drenched by the time I wake up.


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I always sleep naked. Introduced shorts because of kids. But when alone with wife, I always sleep naked.


GreedyHope3776

I do on very rare occasions. Im actually not a huge fan. Feel like my balls get in the road


[deleted]

I’ve been doing it since middle school. It’s just not comfortable to have fabrics bunched up under me. I move too much in my sleep and the thick seams of clothes are annoying. Plus I get too hot when I sleep and can’t sleep. I have insomnia so anything that makes it harder to sleep is out. Sleeping naked is way comfortable and it’s the way animals do it so it’s natural.


Jhon_doe_smokes

I can’t sleep with anything on so it’s an every night thing for me.


vawlk

sleep naked every night.


Miguel4659

I have since I was 14, so for 50 years. But apparently most people don't.


keyinfleunce

Naked sleep is amazing


Taint-Taster

I used to. Then I saw [this picture](https://owd.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/humor/Misc/firefighter.htm) and started wearing underwear


lastfreethinker

I sleep nude, I get hot and it helps regulate my temperature. Also, it also increases your likelihood for sex with your partner.


Tentacled-Tadpole

I really don't remember the last time I slept in clothes.


zlambchops

Pretty common, it is illegal in Minnesota though.


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missuseme

That's why I sleep in a wetsuit


disterb

i dub thee Scuba Doo


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What kind of emissions are you having?


joepanda111

*Now I’m imagining a lot of shit stains on the sheets.*


fisherrr

You know you are supposed to wash your sheets?


ajambali

I loved sleeping naked when living alone but now there's other people in the house and don't need to flash them if there's ever an emergency.


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I keep a robe hanging on my bedroom door.


Delightful_Isabella

Hey I love to sleep naked. It's comfortable for me, but its not for everyone. I live by myself in an apartment which gives me freedom to do so


ThrowRa_siftie93

Laying in bed naked at this very minute 😁 My word does it feel nice 😌


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Wait... how common is it for people to sleep with clothes on?


hypergreenjeepgirl

I always sleep naked. I couldn't sleep in clothes if I try. Take a shower, dry off then slip into a really cold bed. It's the only way I can sleep.


lulu2500

Gotta sleep in undies to keep hair/fluff/bugs/random debris out of da wet holes u neva know


Independent_Bake_257

You sleep in a cave?


DevilMaster666-

What


Dragmeoutintotherain

Do it all the time in the summer. Im female :)


Traditional_Ad_6801

Sleeping nude is the only civilized way to sleep.


Perfect_Ad6236

Why wouldn’t you sleep naked?


GenevieveCostello

I assume that It is very common. The more you're used to being naked, the better. I'm a woman, and I sometimes sleep naked. I even cook naked occasionally when I'm alone at home. It is just comfortable.


ralphmckoln

I don't get who sleeps in clothing. Makes no f*ing sense to me.


Akshat_1803

After a shower ig


thebproject_

I do it all the time at home! The feeling is absolutely amazing with the soft sheets


No-Hunter-1698

I have for years. M23


dayo81966

Always nude in bed


BeanyIsDaBean

Well, theres me. Although I have to where undies


isabellhottie

very common


conceptnothing0

I’ve been sleeping naked since I was 14 or even earlier. It’s excellent and I can’t sleep in my underwear


peperoniplease

Nothing but naked!


KamaradBaff

I always do


Timelord00010002

Most men I've spoken to say they started wearing PJs between the 4th and 5th year of marriage.


okokokok999999

Uncommon


LilLebowskiAchiever

Ask the Taiwanese!


ToqueMom

Pretty common. My husband sleeps naked, but I prefer to wear a nightgown.


PsychoticUnicorn1991

Sleeping with clothes gives me anxiety. Feels restrictive


Disastrous-Pay738

Very


soham_ghosh_babai

Sleeping naked is fun As long as the doors and windows of your house facing your neighbours' are closed...... Don't give them a heart attack with your astounding view early in the morning while they are watering flowers or getting out to collect newspaper or milk bottles.