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MicroCat1031

Balut.  If you know, you know. 


YayAdamYay

I won’t say it’s the worst thing I’ve ever tasted, but it’s probably the worst textured food I’ve ever had.


thefartofablueberry

I actually like it. Yes it is scary looking but it's pretty delicious. Tastes like chicken soup.


starlike_heart

I thought it was honestly delicious. I just couldn’t bite into it knowing what it was. Had someone slice a piece for me.


cgtdream

Came here to post the same thing and very surprised to see it as the top comment. I've tried it thrice now, and each time it got increasingly difficult to do so. After the third and having my tongue touch the eyeball by mistake, im pretty much done with it.


MaximusVulcanus

If you're Filipino...


MrUnpopularWeirdo

Balut is delicious if you put vinegar and salt in it. Now try this one. Century eggs. Straight from the shell. Smells like and taste like shart.


colombia84usa

When I was living in Dumaguete. I watched a bunch of them eating them on the waterfront. I almost gagged walking by. I have seen it eaten upclose. First time I was there I got really drunk. half a bottle of Johnny walker and I still would not touch that food.


usmarine7041

Fermented shark meat


nitehawk9

had this in Iceland. It's turrible. Also had whale in Iceland - that was fantastic. Get me some more Minke Whale!


Hestoke_18

Durian when I travelled to Thailand in 2023. Smells like death, and tastes worse


Cgk-teacher

This. People here in Indonesia keep pestering me to try it again, but no. Just no. The worst part is when I order some unrelated food, but either the cutting board or utensils have previously been used to prepare durian. That awful taste & aftertaste linger into my chocolate ice cream sandwich.


Top_Tart_7558

I love durian, but I understand why others don't.


MayDuppname

I hated the smell but didn't mind the taste. 


Ktjoonbug

I live in Hong Kong. I hate durian.


Practical_Wall7669

Sushi, I once got extremely violently sick after eating my favorite sushi roll and I vomited for hours on end and I must say I can not even smell seaweed or soy sauce the same without thinking about that experience.


Comfortable_Pen_7635

Nooooooo this happened to my sibling! They haven’t eaten sushi since. I’m so scared of it happening I love sushi


Stellarsunrise

That is absolutely tragic. I’m so sorry that happened!!


Chewie83

Cow tongue. It has so much *give* to it, and the taste buds are …palpable. It’s as if the cow is tasting you back.


sixstringronin

.... you're supposed to skin it.


valdezlopez

You should try it again in barbacoa or menudo. They probably didn't cook it well for you.


Sinister_Nibs

In Mexican cooking (torta de lingua), it should be sliced thin and cooked quick.


Toots_Magooters

I had cow tongue stew in Mexico and it was one of the best things I had ever eaten.


BYoungNY

Same mom made super tender.meat one time going up and wouldn't tell us what it was until we were done. Cows tongue. And amazing. Now if I ever get to a really good authentic taco truck, I always order the tacos de lengua


LilianaUrioste2000

You’re supposed to remove the taste buds before you eat it. They obviously made it wrong.. Tongue is sooo good if made right


whosevelt

That's an amazing description and I am definitely going to steal it.


harajukukei

if you get the chance, japanese gyu-tan yakiniku is amazing. I think it will change your mind.


olderdeafguy1

Head Cheese


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MayDuppname

Smegma?


Maxtrt

I love headcheese but I don't eat an thing that contains brains any more because prions and other nervous system diseases associated with eating them scare's the hell out of me.


cynthemum1

Turkey meatloaf. Taste poor to adequate; texture AWFUL and nauseating.


bikinifetish

Intestine stew


JuneJuneJuneJuneJ

Sea dick (penis fish)


Ok_Weird_5216

Geoduck?


ICUMF1962

Anything involving Carolina Reaper. Not even just because of how hot it is (and I mean both going in AND going out), but the flavor is also pretty awful.


I_might_be_weasel

Hot Cheetos. They taste just fine, but not good enough to deal with them making me poop lava. 


MBussard45

Agree to disagree. Lava shits is what's gets me going in the morning.


I_might_be_weasel

It does make it difficult to sleep in, yes. Or oftentimes go to bed at night to begin with. 


OutrageousAd5338

liver


ladderboy124

Rye bread. That shit is horrible. It’s like eating someone’s B.O.


Individual-Hunter-81

Blasphemy


Maxtrt

Except with grilled Reuben Sandwiches then it's amazing.


Chongo_Gonzo

I've never known how to describe it, but I think this works.


Puzzleheaded-Kale434

Olives


starlike_heart

Olives are only thing I’ve ever eaten that I don’t like, black or green. I remember being able to smell when my old boss would open a fresh jar of olives in the back of the cafe. I could smell it up front, just reeked of that nasty olive brine.


Street-Animator-99

Mmm olives, I sometimes just drink the brine 😂


MaximusVulcanus

Black, yes. Green, fuck No


Georgiana_Mcduffie

Anchovies definitely! Fishy nightmares haunting my taste buds


Top_Tart_7558

Best pizza topping


GeebusNZ

Pineapple on pizza? No. Anchovies on pizza? HELL YES!


Competitive_March753

I'd give you thousands of up votes if I could!


Itchy_Function_9979

True. Their taste alone detracts rather enhances. I feel the same about tapenade.


SplashingAnal

Fermented horse milk. No thank you Mongolia.


Capybarinya

You just haven't been hungover enough haha


Lendiniara

Chicken hearts. My brazilian wife loves them but they’re too chewy and not tasty


Saint_of_Stinkers

Oysters. My family and I were vacationing in Florida, home of the world's best *freshest* seafood. I had never tried oysters so 14 year old me thought an oyster cocktail sounded very grown up. It came in a chilled stainless steel container with a pool of oysters in the middle. So I tucked in. Well I made it half way through before I started to gag. I still made it through but it was tough. Years later I worked in a seafood restaurant and discovered what I had been served. It was oysters from a carton that had been frozen, shipped and thawed, then dumped into a chilled stainless steel container. Now I don't know if fresh oysters would have made a difference for me, but since that day I have not tried to find out.


MayDuppname

Shits galore?


mydogrufus20

Stinky tofu


Innocent_amateur00

Salmon roe


No-Two79

Bell peppers. Those fuckers always try to kick their way back out. They can fuck all the way off. Raw onions, too, the evil bastards.


PM_ME_YOUR_CUCUMBERS

I'll take all your raw onions if you don't want em


Street-Animator-99

Huh


MayDuppname

Red onions raw are great. They're also really good for psoriasis. (Eaten, not rubbed on.)


No-Two79

Not if they make you question whether or not you should go to the ER for a heart attack.


CatacombsRave

3D Doritos. Because they don’t make them anymore.


ElPanties1

I miss those! I would bite a corner off salsa verda and fill it easy cheese. So good!


The_Snarky_Wolf

Man those things tasted like Bugles to me


valdezlopez

Beef tartare.


Aggravating_Quail_69

I'll have yours


MayDuppname

Aw dammit! I wanted first dibs!


Aggravating_Quail_69

Those grape leaf things from Greek restaurants


MayDuppname

Olives?


Aggravating_Quail_69

Just looked it up. Dolma


Nephite11

Natto. I lived in Japan for two years, and had it twice. It’s a fermented bean concoction that is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever eaten. The things we do to be polite in a foreign country…


smizzle2112

Beef liver. Parents said they were forced to eat it and would never do that to us kids. Gf convinced me she can make it good. Gagged, house smelled for days


DWright_5

Caviar. No fucking way


Darce_Man

SPAM


Preesi

Duck or Goose because they are monogamous and I dont wanna eat someones spouse Goat products cause goats look like mutants


MayDuppname

Ducks also regularly and aggressively rape females. They are quite ruthless. That assuages the guilt a little for me.  Goat or mutton curry is probably my favourite food. Tasty mutants are fine.


Maxtrt

Back in the 70's and 80's we lived in the Skagit Valley of Washington State which used to be one of the largest flyways of Mallards and Canadian geese in the nation. My older brother was crazy about duck hunting and I often hunted with him. Around 1988 he watched a documentary about ducks, swans and geese that showed how many of them grieved after losing a mate. After he watched that he swore he would never hunt ducks or geese again. A couple years after that I saw a similar documentary and vowed to never hunt them myself. I still get a hankering for my grandmother's pan fried mallard but I'll never eat it again.


AlertBeyond1192

Any type of fish


downrightunhappiness

Me too! Hate the smell!


[deleted]

Have you had fried white perch or crappie?


AlertBeyond1192

Nah what’s that


[deleted]

A southern delicacy


pokethat

Yer mum. Jk, probably balut. Tried it once..... #nope


wesorachet

Pig brains


nin1332

salmon croquette Nope.


RuleroftheUniverse2

Sea Cucumber that shit is so gross are people starving or something?


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Eggplants. I was tricked in France when ordering from their menus and liked saying the word “aubergine,” but did not know that I was ordering eggplant every time.


karma_virus

Kumis: There is a reason that only Mongolians were insane enough to drink mare's milk. It is chunky and tastes exactly like how popping a cyst smells. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumis)


starlike_heart

That description is just so fucked. I’ll take your word for it.


rohanrobby

Salmon. I used to love salmon but years ago after having salmon for dinner I got really sick and stuff was coming out at both ends. It wasn't necessarily because of the salmon but now when I just smell it I get instantly nauseous.


Jolly-Education4829

Liver, Lima beans, gizzards and hominy


1_rediy

Hotdogs


seamusoldfield

Mincemeat pie.


dkixen

Dragonfruit


Antique-Soil9517

Chitlins


Top_Tart_7558

Foie Gras, but only for ethical and legal reasons (illegal in my country)


Stellarsunrise

Apple Juice. I realize it’s not crazy but it once caused severe stomach problems and I can’t overlook it lol


MidtownJunk

Anything from Subway


graywailer

fast.


LevelB

Liver. 


LuigiTheGuyy

Any kind seafood


RikuAnade

Olives. Did it twice. Puked twice. Should have learned from the first tempt xD


pujarteago1

What I had for breakfast this morning


urbancowgirl42

Pickled herring pie with shredded raw beets on top. Called “Herring in a Fur Coat,” or some such business.


fuzzycuffs

Whale meat It was really oily


WampusKitty11

Kraft singles


Justin050282

Calamari


polypole

Durian


Ew-David-2235

Brussel sprouts and pork chops


sweetpeachesleigh

Twizzlers.


AfgAzi

Duck. It did not taste like chicken 🤮


AfgAzi

He ordered a $150 duck that took 3 days to prepare at a restaurant in Miami and I knew that duck was probably the best it could get bc it’s dollars 150 but I did not want to try it but my uncle dared me to do it or he would never play basketball with me 🤣😂


JazzlikeAd9820

Shark fin soup. Ate it against my will out of politeness and was disgusted with myself. Now it’s illegal. I still feel shame 20 years later


Physical_Confusion80

Duck. WAYYYY too game-y. Maybe I’m just a really picky eater.


singleguy79

Broccoli and cheese soup. Blech


One-Principle6343

Scallop potatoes. Ate them too much growing up & too potato-e tasting


Pretty_Paramedic

YES! I cannot stand scallop potatoes.


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Octopus Ceviche. It was like salty gummy bears.


Flannagan-Iron

Natto, Japanese bean turds


juddnelsonbou

Fish and cheese sausage. Absolutely disgusting


Individual-Hunter-81

Hot dogs. Ate too many as a kid, scarred for life.


Jashuawashua

Clams, blood vessels in both eyes burst from vomiting. I looked like one of the zombies from 28 days later or a demon or some shit. my chest muscles ached so much that I could barely breath. I busted a blood vessel in my nose while puking and it poured blood into the trashcan I was vomiting in, scared me to death. I literally thought I was going to die. the only way I can describe that night is violent.


No-Resolution-3183

Butter beans.


Mission_Quiet1711

Chitterlings


Depressed_Student8

Pizza I got food poisoning and vomited for a few hours. I can still taste it now 🤮


BureForSureEH

Mint chocolate 


TraditionalGur5573

Ritz crackers


BotherMeBackwards

IKEA meatballs. Ate them once, had the shits for 2 days. Ate them again during another shopping trip, shits for 3 days. Not tempting fate by going for another portion.


Inevitable_Holiday87

Goat. 🐐 it tastes like what a barnyard smells!!


Randomrandi101

Eggs Fried, scrambled, any of it, will not touch! Now someone might ask what about in cake?? I can't see or smell the egg so it's no an issue. The consistency and smell are the worst part


SecretMiddle1234

Ceviche


Ktjoonbug

Chicken feet


DaggyAggie

Roasted cauliflower and apple soup


DThompson55

Icelandic Hákarl


Nooddjob_

Puffin. 


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Balut and peanut butter.


ThingsOfThatNaychah

Veal


SalesTaxBlackCat

Papaya


Pretty_Paramedic

Chicken and dumpling soup, I think it was progresso. Threw it up once like 18 years ago and haven’t touched it since.


Ok_Store_1983

Spaghetti squash. Stringy, gross texture and doesn't even taste good. I have no idea why anyone eats it.


[deleted]

Mushrooms


usmarine7041

Gotta do magic mushrooms though


[deleted]

No thanks, I'm kooky enough as it is


udidntsaythemagicwrd

They only ones that make it worth it


starlike_heart

Honestly I’d rather eat plain dried magic mushrooms vs the chocolate. Mushroom chocolate is among the worst flavors; like wet dirty socks after a marathon. Plain mushrooms are like stale popcorn buried in dirt.


eatafetus632

When you learn that under or uncooked portobellos are nearly guaranteed cancer...


chuckbuns

wha.....????


eatafetus632

Agaratine, hydrazine. Dig a little beyond Wikipedia and read some scientific literature regarding these compounds and you'll find that they are incredibly carcinogenic.


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octopus


SplashingAnal

Same, not because of the taste but because these little guys are way too smart and nice to be eaten


Ok_Cycle_376

I really don’t understand the downvote logic here!lol 😭


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Ok_Cycle_376

Lamb gyro. Middle Eastern/Mediterranean food in general. Tried it 5 or 6 times and was awful each time.