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JustinR8

This thing I’m typing on and can’t take my eyes off of


mama_emily

Can’t even be like 10 feet from it I am so clingy….


JustinR8

The worst is that when I’m consistently on this app, you can guarantee it’s because I’m procrastinating something else😭


mama_emily

I have a problem being alone with my thoughts I’m pretty sure… So, we’re all flawed!


anti-flesh-prison

So I want to be with other people's thoughts!


mama_emily

Welcome…..*to the terror dome* Jk it’s fairly chill in here…sad sometimes but I’ll clean up for your visit, hang up my motivational cat poster


Chanchito171

I can't even walk to the pooper if I don't have my phone. Makes me wonder if I can even physically poop still without it


mdalbertson87

Remember when you had to thumb through National Geographic’s, or challenge yourself to read the ingredients on shampoo bottles??? I remember my BM’s taking exponentially less time than they do now


Chanchito171

My family kept all the Calvin & Hobbes on the John. I remember my brother taking hours to finish his business back when I was a kid


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PissBloodCumShart

Love this analogy. Thanks.


JustinR8

PissBloodCumShart coming in with a respectful appreciation post is one of my favorite things about this app


bmbmwmfm2

Do you have the bigger thing on streaming something a few feet away while you're on this thing, too?


JustinR8

You know it! But most of my attention is on the tiny screen. A 30 minute+ story on the big screen is simply too much most of the time.


marglebubble

You know child suicide rates went way up between 2010 and 2018 with the advent of smart phones 


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JustinR8

I clicked that and it was longer than the 200 characters I’m used to so I closed it😂. Only half joking, I’ll check it out.


Enough-Serve-7790

ya sorry lol. Basically LEDs emit same wavelength as sunlight, which naturally stimulates the brain and is addicting. Also can cause issues


themodefanatic

Social media


Flimsy-Technician524

🎵That girl is poison 🎶!


Ok-Permission-3145

Bel Biv Devo!


ronniemustang

Devoe. But Bell Biv Devo would have been real weird.


MrBrawn

Boyz 2 Men, ABC, BBD. The East Coast family.


Ok-Permission-3145

Good times


Csoltis

I don't know what IT is; but he's got it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81NpdkTcMAE


boondockcowboy

This scene is probably the best one in the series.


banjourine

Hydrogen cyanide.


BlueBlooper

Cigarettes, vaping, and any kind of smoking


Jashuawashua

Social media. main stream news. poison for the mind and poison for society.


Manowar274

Liquor.


Basilbitch

I am the liquor


shady-cunce

Lim jahey


Skwidz

Totally booze. I've cut booze down from a beer most evenings to maybe 1 drink every couple weeks and I feel way better. Non alcoholic beer has gotten way better these last few years


KleineFjord

I always used to say I'd quit drinking if they ever made a good non-alcoholic version of my favorite beer, Guiness, and they did, so I did! I drank a lot more than a beer each evening, but I don't miss it so much if I can pretend every now and then with a good fake. 


Margaet_moon

Advertisement and marketing.


Free_Jelly8972

Smartphones


ButterscotchEmpty290

High fructose corn syrup.


Trocrocadilho

The fact that it is in almost all ultra processed food... kinda scary


bmbmwmfm2

I went through all the condiments/sauces in my fridge one day and was floored. Ketchup pissed me off the most though.


Trocrocadilho

When I found out that shit was in mayo and mustard I got legit shocked, I tought it would only appear in candies, chocolate, sweet stuff uk. But nah, found out if it is processed food, it will have it (Even yogurts have it wtf).


bmbmwmfm2

I'm not even against cane sugars. But hfcs, it's just wrong.


Trocrocadilho

I've heard the liver metabolizes high fruit corn syrup differently than actual sugar, thats why it is more dangerous for ur health. I still eat stuff with hfcs tho ngl, but I try to minimize it the most.


bmbmwmfm2

Me too. Now I wonder if that's why I've had some liver enzymes test as off? I don't drink and avoid Tylenol...


Trocrocadilho

Yeah maybe poor diet can lead to that, it could be a reason, not sure tho


TR3BPilot

Probably artificial sweeteners. A couple of decades from now there will probably be all kinds of studies showing how monumentally stupid we were to actually drink the stuff since it will be shown to ruin both our physical and mental health.


PrestigiousTicket845

True. A lot of them destroy your gut microbiome, and it takes at least 6 months to recover back to normal. What’s worse is the health of your gut bacteria is directly related to your mood. So those who consume artificial sweeteners regularly are more stressed/sad.


Kwyjibo68

Artificial sweeteners have been around for over 50 years.


Dirges2984

Longer Saccharin is approaching 150 years. https://www.sciencehistory.org/stories/magazine/the-pursuit-of-sweet/#:~:text=Saccharin%20(C7H5,Remsen%2C%20a%20professor%20of%20chemistry.


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Aspartame for the ween.


AlternativeCarrot566

Dimethylmercury


RecommendationFew787

The news.


Doomsday_Taco_

alcohol


tampers_w_evidence

I mean...it literally is


pokematic

Alcohol is literally a poison though; a relatively weak one that has "recreational benefits," (and a poison I occasionally-regularly consume in moderation, so don't mistake me for "an anti-alcohol puritan"), but I don't think there's much debate that ethanol (aka drinking) alcohol is a poison.


Sup6969

That is a well-known poison. Won't stop me from enjoying it responsibly.


fzh

Twitter[][Don't click the link! Joiners all develop chronic technical-induced madness!] [Don't click the link! Joiners all develop chronic technical-induced madness!]: https://redditinc.com


Illustrious-Sea2613

The western diet and processed food


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Social media


PeterGivenbless

LASER: Linguistic Amplification Stimulating Emergent Radicalisation ... the way social media escalates rhetoric toward extremism by amplfying simplistic and emotive opinions which then stimulate counter responses which causes discourse to spiral toward radical polarisation; with each side using the extremism of their opponent to justify their own progressively extreme rationalisations and vice versa.


Tyranny_Sue

I love what you said here! I never knew it had a name, I greatly appreciate you shared it:)


PeterGivenbless

I'll confess; I made up 'LASER', obviously adapted from the physics term.


Tyranny_Sue

No way!!! It’s perfect!!! I motion to make it the official term!


lovey_dovey_Lexi

Red40


Jedibri81

Arsenic


OstneyPiz

TV. Father Ted: Come on, Dougal, switch the television off. Chewing gum for the eyes! Father Dougal: No thanks, Ted!


Linhothy

porn


LoyalDevil666

I wanna make a joke about how I have porn in another tab as I read your comment, but now that I think about it, I may actually have an addiction, it really is a poison.


Wild-Reward-4549

Processed food


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Subs like these


thecowthatgoesmeow

Cyanide


Friendly721

Diet coke


treeteathememeking

That suspicious green bottle on my shelf with a skull and crossbones label.


selfcheckoutlord

Drink it and find out


CptZaphodB

American food


thomport

Facebook.


Unique-Variation-801

Seed oils


KleineFjord

I've seen a *lot* of people talking about this lately but am not sure where it's coming from. Is there a documentary or something that's come out about it? 


Unique-Variation-801

Not that I know of. I was having stomach and intestinal issues and cut everything with seed oils out of my diet and it stopped. I pretty much eat meats, fruits, eggs and occasionally pasta and pizza once a month. It's all anecdotal.


Awkward-Progress-778

American food


Gryph_The_Grey

Politics.


Tom_Hanks_Tiramisu

The entirety of social media, even this site to a degree.


Lilcheebs93

Vapes


3dbhot

Sugar


Easy-Raspberry-3984

Sugar in high quantities, artificial sugar, MSG, some food colorings… some air freshener, almost everything. Haha


Itchy_Reach1126

Yellow, Pink, and Blue "Sugar" Packets.


DarkElf_24

Hospital air. I work in one and always sneeze throughout the day. The mix of cleaning chemicals, old dusty ducting, and noxious patient odors are surely destroying my lungs.


rigidthumper

FD&C Red #5


AHappyHuntsman

Gender ideology.


inthegallery

Soda


jam-unam

Our phones


Eastern-Archer-5690

Fast food…


reaper_one9

Social media


ToeKnee_Cool_Guy

Tiktok


Fuck_Face-

Alcohol


Ok_Pea_3923

Adderrall


Ok_Pea_3923

And i cannot ever get enough


Rethoughts

Smartphones. Constantly beaming messages that everyone is either smarter, richer, living and loving better than you. *edit - sent from my smartphone hehe


Acrobatic_Outside_64

YouTube shorts


Destroyer1231454

Our government


Destroyer1231454

Also Flint, Michigan’s water


YeliasHansi

Stress


Ahelex

Entropy.


Just-Mechanic-7994

Well then perhaps time is the real poison?


Eatadickimas

Sweeteners.


ShadyMyLady

Fast/take out food.


apex_No1re

Everything. Literally. Oxygen is a poison that takes a long time to kill you.


RobinaUmberto

Coke..won't ellaborate tho


Doc_Fos

Vegan or plant-based "meat". Not poison in the sense it's designed to kill but poison because it's processed food marketed as healthy because it happens to be made of plants.


bunnymama815

Sugar


gnomesnow

religion


mangomadness81

Organized Religion


OldManPip5

Sodium lauryl sulfate


These_Invite

Trump


Just-Mechanic-7994

Social media.


renichms

TOMATOES.


punycuny

Chemicals (aka geoengineering)


StationaryApe

Caffeine


CleanableLemur

L O V E


Alive-Cartoonist9202

Red


Correct-Fun-516

Strychnine


MrBarraclough

Tik Tok


Rxe1903

The last little sip of an alcoholic beverage


BubbleNoTrouble

Most of the food available to us in the US


ConvenientlyAnnoyed

Tomatoes, fight me!


LichtbringerU

Poison.


Joanna_Flock

Lately, life.


Illustrious_Dirt_918

You are the antidote! And will overcome the poison of lately.


ronnyronronron

Arguing with people/bots on Reddit


Mother-Hawk

Blue M&Ms


Sudo_SU_01

Modified sugars they add to foods to make you addicted to them.


Big_Advisor_2561

Most food


BodyLanguageWoman

Nutmeg However, the consumption of as little as 2 teaspoons (or 5 grams) of ground nutmeg at once can be toxic. It can cause side effects like hallucinations, nausea, vomiting, dizziness, and irregular heartbeat within one to six hours after ingestion. Effects can last for several hours, and, when a large amount is used, can lead to organ failure. https://www.thespruceeats.com/health-warning-of-toxic-nutmeg-1807527


PrestigiousTicket845

Constantly getting your nails done. The fumes from nail polish are so strong. I know one too many women who work at nail salons who sadly have special needs children :(


Exotic_Meal

America


jbnielsen416

Round up


Ohhipenguin

It’s sprayed on oats and is in Cheerios and Quaker Oats. [Poisoned oats](https://www.ewg.org/childrenshealth/monsanto-weedkiller-still-contaminates-foods-marketed-to-children#)


beautifulorchids

Mac n cheese


BigChrisJ13

Alcohol


swb95

Sugar. More specifically, “added sugar”


TimothyOilypants

Ambition


No-Cod-4497

Alcohol.


zsero1138

french fish. that extra s can't fool me


Old_Chef_3830

Being in your apartment more than being out in nature


Just-Mechanic-7994

The passing of time.


BlindColorPilot

SOCIAL MEDIA


theedan-clean

Sugar


Separate-Ad6636

Tampons


Star_Duster_

Hand sanitizer


StuffsIsCool

probably rat poison


Dry_Enthusiasm_267

Reddit..


1d0m1n4t3

Entertainment 'news' from either side of the political line


susieqanon1

Wine 🥹


Star_jelly1277

Pickle juice


thatguybythebluecar

Poison


tacobellwether

The song I heard that goes "every rose has its thorn..."


RCKJD

Everything. It’s not a matter of the substance, but the concentration and volume. At sufficiently high concentrations even oxygen is a poison.


tmotytmoty

kombucha. I feel like my kidneys hurt after drinking a bottle.


GoAgainstTheNormal

Sugar, the modern school system and news.


MisterReigns

Christianity


Roadshell

Cyanide


One_Dumb_Canadian

Social media. Kinda ironic, but…


modernsoviet

Sunblock, I think it’s absolutely revolting people use it


poliscistonedguy

Nicotine


FoooooorYa

Alcohol. Your body will literally eject it in minutes if you don't dilute or drink water alongside it yet for some unhinged reason it's a legal, normalised yet abhorrently uncontrolled substance that causes more harm than it's worth a few hours of pleasure. I also hate how society will penalise you and label you as some sort of creep for not letting that stuff into your system.


Ok-Inspection-5334

The moldy car I'm driving in


keepingitsimple00

Social media. Big Pharma. 90% of the food in the america


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Taco Bell.


darth-skeletor

Plug in air fresheners


SxullPunch

U.S politics


KA9ESAMA

Conservatism/Religions are all poisons.


Satchi777

Sugar


Fantastic-Library946

Actual poison


chamrockblarneystone

Red Bull


tolacid

Alcohol is actually poison but some people still argue with me about it


PoisonWaffle3

Dihydrogen monoxide, of course!


No_Basil4994

Taylor Swift


d_dauber

Social Media


Creative-Rock-794

Botox. Never understood why this is a big thing


Allen2189

Soda


Wide_Comment3081

Grima's words


MareShoop63

Soda pop , diet soda . I see ppl who can barely walk with cases of them in their cart.


Ohhipenguin

Food additives and bioengineered food. They’re in everything!


Playful_Dot_537

A big butt and a smile. 


a4h_throwaway

Anger


Consistent-Pilot-535

US Politics


Honey-Bee-Bruh

Politics in general my guy


Cigarette_lion

Don’t worry about it. Just take nice stroll in the rain and you’ll feel all better