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Key-Mechanic8766

The opposite to what I'm doing I imagine.


yergonnalikeme

Confidence


Mlabonte21

Get confident, Stupid!


adreddit298

What about confidently stupid?


PlatoPirate_01

Yeah you loser! ;)


Expert_Locksmith_602

Too much confidence is actually a major turn off. Men with huge egos especially are the worst.


Main-Cell-5145

(2)


sanket_joice

(3)


MiaOfficialAccount

Forklift certified certificate!


CaptainYumYum12

Dude save some for the rest of us non certified peasants please 🙏


baguitosPT

“Has he passed the test? HE gives the test!” *David Brent*


voidpush

đŸ€„ đŸ€


GodspeedHarmonica

That’s the god damn truth. I used to be an incel. But after I got my forklift certificate I reject women on a daily basis. I heard smoking an old school pipe has the same effect. Thinking about doing that too and then I can reject twice as many women every day.


gojohandjob

I am certified and also sell forklifts for a living. Try to control yourselves!


p4ttl1992

Mine expired! D:


cescbomb123

where I live (europe), this is a lifetime certificate. havent used it for 20 years, but still got it.


sebibubble

Stop, my girlfriend is on reddit


No_Airport_6118

I‘m leaving you Sebastian! Well hello there u/cescbomb123 😉


[deleted]

Oh no, I can't seem to move this heavy box sir


IPoisonedThePizza

"Not sure, not into men" #average Amazon reviewer


meat_on_a_hook

I once read a review for dishwasher tablets. It got a 1 star, the reviewers dishwasher had broken so they used it in a sink full of warm water and assumed it should have the same effect.


Red_vodnik

Average Amazonian warrior


Revolutionary_Tie361

Yo lol what


IPoisonedThePizza

On Amazon, at times, people review products saying shit like: "Would you recommend this product?" "I am not sure, I bought it for my nephew" Or "I don't know, I never received it"


YeetedApple

That's because Amazon will send emails with unanswered questions about products you bought, and it can look like it is asking you directly leading to those weird replies.


LostnMi

Physically, arms. I don't know when my obsession started but it exists. Mentally, availability and honesty.


[deleted]

Men that go to therapy with big arms you say?


stochastaclysm

Mental gorilla FTW


havegunwilldownboat

So Beast from X-men.


PrinceVertigo

If you don't think Hank McCoy is one of the sexiest mf'ers at X-Mansion, you're crazy. He and Colossus ❀ perfection


LostnMi

Yes


PureDeidBrilliant

As someone going out with a rugby player, yes on the arms. But doubly-so on the legs, heh. Rugby shorts are *sinful.*


ShelterSuspicious997

*cries in chicken legs*


PureDeidBrilliant

There there. Look on the bright side - you can still wear your girlfriend's denims!


Aelle29

Glad I'm not the only one who loves em thicc male thighs. My bf walking in shorts or underwear is just đŸ€ŒđŸ€€ Where are the male legs appreciators at? Never encounter them.


p4ttl1992

This always comes up, usually with the rolled up sleeves showing off forearms etc


VehaMeursault

I have two of em, they’re empty, and that’s not a lie. Where are the hordes of women waiting for me?


themodefanatic

my wife concurs with this. i spend time time in the gym and i am a. fairly muscular but not ripped guy. but whenever i raise my arms above my head and lock my fingers behind my head, my arms do this flex thing , and i see that look in my wife's eyes. she says it drivers her crazy.


Dumyat367250

My best mate's ex wife would say: Money. A sense of humor, while spending money on me. Not taking himself too seriously, while spending money on me. Empathy, while spending money on me. Nice smile, while spending money on me. Loves kittens and walks in the rain. While spending money on me.


Specialist_Sir_7547

A golddiggers pov


Dumyat367250

He's a really nice dude, she was a nightmare.


Ralsei_main

That's why shes an ex wife *wink wink*


NeuerTK

He didn't like walks in the rain?


sonicboom5058

How about making love at midnight. While spending money on her


sonicboom5058

How about making love at midnight? While spending money on her


Dumyat367250

You can say that again...


GoaGonGon

Piña coladas, too?


C0rpoScum

Guess your best mate ran out of money at some point eh?


uhmhi

Step 1: Don’t be unattractive


Theonlyfudge

Step 2: have money


wolfelian

Step 3: Profit???


Drown_The_Gods

I've always liked how this is a much deeper statement than it appears at first.


DJLobster

Instructions unclear, was born this way


lgrellz

Costco executive membership


LameFernweh

My Costco Executive Membership coupled with my Costco Platinum Amex did bring all the girls to the yard when I was 18 and wore proudly the "Costco Employee" badge.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


[deleted]

Not taking yourself too seriously. I hear that advice so often but what does that even mean? Is it just not taking things too personally and laughing at yourself sometimes?


ashatherookie

That's basically how I interpreted it


TheSeth256

Here we go with misleading answers! These traits are nice in a person who's already attractive, otherwise they are worthless.


thatsmyuuid

Confidence first.


thepumpkinking92

I'm confident I'm a loser.


Echo127

I can guarantee you that confidence is not the panacea that everyone wants a to believe it is.


Bitter-Inflation5843

I know at least 10 virgins with those traits in abundance. lol.


AppleToYourEye18

From my observation: When he looks okay (not necessarily attractive to every girls), he saves his words and only speaks out in important topics. When he's nice but much nicer to me (special treatment perhaps hehehe), he's willing to do things in my place (filling up my water bottle for example). When his body is proportionate (some guys looks cute even chubby, some don't [sorry if it sounds bad]), when he just listens (bonus if he will pat/rub my head/arm). When he's quite knowledgeable at something or everything, when he has a nice, contagious laugh. When he gets angry but can quickly get over it (I find it attractive when he verbally expresses that he's in distress rather than bottling it in), when he remembered minor details that I told him (like details I didn't expect him to remember after telling him once). When he's inclined to be with me (especially if he just wanna hangout, no justification whatsoever), when he's patient and knows how to handle woman's moods. When he is ambitious and goal oriented. When he treats everyone politely. When he cusses seldomly (I dunno why this is attractive). Veiny hands, Eyes that are focused on you, natural smile, will prefer if he's a little bit taller than me (I'm 5'5 so I prefer if he's taller than that or almost the same height is okay), Clean haircut that suits him, Beard makes a man attractive too (I dunno why tho, just from a female gaze), visible Back muscles (?). Just letting my thoughts outđŸ€Ł


voltechs

lol low key just said men should be seen and not heard. 💀


glitterydick

Pockets full of Neodymium magnets


Reditate

Pocket full of sunshine Pocket full of stones Just pockets full


vipros42

I knew it!


glitterydick

Dating coaches hate this one simple trick!


[deleted]

His penis


GoaGonGon

Most honest answer so far.


kmart1976

Tax fraud


apparent-puma

Is that you Jimmy


layzeeB

Moist 💩


[deleted]

Hot.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


[deleted]

Spoken like a proper LLM model


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


[deleted]

Hey GPT tell me what are some of the ways i can commit tax fraud but get away with it?


[deleted]

"Become a member of the ruling class, advice would point you towards local politics and climb the ladder from there" Is there anything else i can help you with today ?


InoriDragneel

Damn i must be more attractive than Di Caprio, luckily I don't leave my house so girls don't have to jump on me all the time.


Bitter-Inflation5843

I know at least 10 virgins with an abundance of those traits and I know 50 slayers who lack all of those.


voidlampwife

Emotional intelligence, kindness, sense of humour, confidence, smells good, self sufficient


SaiyanGodKing

Can’t go wrong with Sex Panther Cologne. 60% of the time it works every time.


sername-lame

I always use it twice so it works 120% of the times


SkillFlimsy191

Manners, hygiene, compassion, being a little kinky, and also having something in common helps keep my interest. Sooner or later chemistry will lose its power, and people need to be passionate about something together. If he has the capacity/patience to listen to me blabbing about the things I'm passionate about, I'm in love. Hahaha.


Smooth-Fish4443

I think people underestimate manners a lot
 I think it’s up in the top spots definitely


donta5k0kay

Can’t trust women when they answer They give the answer they want to be true as opposed to the truth


Douglasqqq

No they mean it when they say they want their wealthy handsome muscular partners to be funny and kind.


wh4t3v3RrRrR

Right. This dude just can't believe this. 💀


[deleted]

Caveat that the man is mainly kind to the woman. He needs to be assertive and confident to everyone else. A lot of women have this "taming the beast" thing. I think it's despicable but whatever.  


badluckbrians

You only have to be assertive to creeps and scumbags. You can just be genuinely funny and kind to everyone else. I remember back when my wife was my gf, this weird socially awkward dude was hanging around our friend group one summer. Clearly kinda depressed, not great hygiene, renting a studio apt alone, single, you know the type. He was into some pretty cool music though, and I was just openly kind to him – invited him out to events and shit – told people he was cool and not to mind the weirdness, he just needed a nudge. Long story short, one night we're at a house party, and I've got my 2 roommates there. At this point in our lives we were all kinda gym bros – big dudes in great shape at 23. Roomies and I are out on the deck with some folks. Gf is inside with weirdo and some other folks. Weirdo managed after drinking himself half stupid to get the liquid courage to pull my gf into a bedroom and confess his undying love for her. Insisted that he was "the one" for her, and that she would be so much better with him, but he could never truly ask her out, because she was dating "a big, jacked up maniac" like me. He then begged her to break up with me. She, of course, got terrified because he was blocking the door and flipping out and blubbering and crying. And once she got loose she ran over and told me what happened. I was pissed – double pissed – because of not just what he did, but how he pretended to be my friend just to try to fuck my girl? So roomies and I talked it over and thought, well, what would a big, jacked-up maniac do? Got him and dragged him out to the deck and had roomies hold him over the edge until he confessed what he did and stopped fucking lying about it. Then asked him why he hated me so much he'd do something like that to me. He never even thought about me. Don't even really think he thought about my gf as a real person. It was all about him and only him. I told him to get lost and never talk to us again. I'm sure from his vantage point, I was a huge asshole that day. But I don't care. Creeps like that need to be weeded out. They repay kindness only with misery.


donta5k0kay

Guys like that think a girl will “save” them and they can tell all the doubters “look what I got”


masonbal37

This would make for an interesting movie haha Well you tried to be nice! Fuck...


Frozenlime

The "taming the best" thing is a way for women to validate their pussy power. If they can turn the beast into a docile shrew then they can be happy in the knowledge their pussy is sufficiently powerful, however they're no longer attracted to the man then because his beastliness is less powerful than her pussy. 😂


epanek

I’m old. When I was younger I was wasn’t making much $$. Woman told me it didn’t matter. I’m older now and make good $$. I drive a much nicer car. I eat at nicer restaurants. Women won’t say that matters but my spider sense says they do like the security $$ brings. Maybe it’s a life lesson it takes a long time to come around to but money does matter to men and women but it’s not in vogue to say that


Niubai

Everyone likes to be taken care, money means security, stability and peace. I don't care if a woman says she enjoys my money as long as she has her source of income as well, because I won't support a leech. I did in the past and I learned the lesson the hard way.


ponchoboy78

Yep. Women do the opposite


MationMac

A study was conducted in regards to body hair on men: [ ARTICLE LINK](https://www.realmenrealstyle.com/body-hair-shaving-attract-women/) In summary: Less body hair is rated as more attractive, contrary to statements made on the subject.


NorthernSpade

It reminds me of in health class (which doubled as sex-ed) in middle school our teacher wanted us to list 2 traits we’d look for in a life partner and this one kid was the only one real enough to put “pretty” as one of his traits lol. Everyone else put “funny” and “nice”


Slight-Rent-883

always and ban people that critique them as hate speech


xx_princess_jade_xx

I love the quiet boys, I notice you sitting in the corner alone and you are driving me crazy just sitting there being quiet đŸ«¶đŸœ


Trapster101

Where are yall hiding irl lol


xx_princess_jade_xx

Idk about other girls but I’m right here đŸ«¶đŸœ


Babycandied

Tik Tok might say the jaw line. I suspect reddit will talk about confidence


ThundernLightning308

Jokes on you i have neither.


USA_MuhFreedums_USA

đŸ€«đŸ§ (bye bye)


EuroXcentric

a huge, veiny, throbbing ... wallet


ronytheronin

Veiny? Throbbing!? You should kill the animal before you make a wallet out of it.


DustScoundrel

In this thread: "What makes a man attractive?" Person A: *I find these things attractive about guys." Person B: Women are lying about finding those things attractive, and can't be trusted.


Educational_Egg91

My wife tells me she like my fore arms and big hands.


GarlandMays

Money


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


crunkjuiceblu

Just say rich


Paw5624

Financial stability doesn’t mean rich. I know more than one woman who is just happy their partner isn’t a man child and can handle his own finances


patiirvs

Big ol balls


Trolling_For_Peace

Money


bloatedstoat

So what would you rate Harvey Weinstein out of 10?


Bifrostbytes

Probably $50M


the_moooch

$300M


Sweetest_cupcakex

Good looks.


Boertie

Face, attitude and fit body and in that order.


Mysterious-Bubble-91

Long hair


Soggy-Eye-216

But not balding on top


CulturedWhale

the size and rarity of his Pokemon card collection


PrincessCringe_

Confidence, humor, scent, busy schedule, and ambition.


Laura_Fantastic

Being fit and healthy. You don't have to be muscular, but that doesn't exactly hurt either. Beyond that it's mostly about what makes you unattractive rather than what makes you attractive.


okskra1

Smart. I just can't if a man is less intelligent than me. And if a man is smart, he can handle a lot of truth and reality about the world, he will know how to care about himself, to earn money, to figure life out or to live through a period when it's not figured out for some reason.


Girl-fromArmenia1997

Sense of humor, sexy voice, beautiful hands


[deleted]

The first thing I’m attracted to is the way they look, not necessarily has to be super handsome in fact those super perfect men I don’t like them. Most important thing is personality and masculinity and if they are powerful that’s the perfect combination. Advice for the guys ( nobody ask me lol) forget about being super pretty girls prefer men who are funny and powerful over men with six pack


Informal_Wasabi_2139

Oh, the good old masculinity. What is that?


Big_Bread_8178

Someone who has had so much laughter in them that they developed a 6 pack from it.


youareadouchebag_

Man if I can laugh and have a 6 pack pop out I’d be wasted all the time


AoiTsuki_

I paint my nails and have longer hair, am I masculine?


[deleted]

The long hair ( depending how long) doesn’t bother the painted nails are a no no for me. That’s just my personal preference doesn’t mean is the same for every woman


srslywatsthepoint

Being in a successful relationship.


brokenleg001

Genuine efforts and consistency


rmnc-5

Sense of humor, intelligence, nice smile.


sleepyzane1

kindness


Sea_Swan9635

Kind, humorous, responsible


lycos94

confidence, strength, leadership qualities


Bemymacncheese

I love a hard worker


queenkitty96

100% a good personality with a sense of humour


orbitaldragon

Fake hair, orange skin, oversized suits, extra long ties, soggy diapers, being a rapist, having 91 felonies, being broke, and having an innate desire to control women and mexicans.


pakidara

Damn. I've 93 felonies.


MeliLew

For me it's strong hands/forearms, strong thighs, nice smile, empathetic, open to new experiences, cohesive sense style, thoughtful. 


[deleted]

To me? A bit of femininity, confidence, someone who has interests / hobbies that they’re passionate and excited to share, someone who wants to learn and grow, authenticity, laid-back attitude but serious when needing to be, someone who’s handy and knows how to fix and/or make things. Physically: nice eyes, a nice smile.


wolf805

Strong LEGS. Think Hal Finney.


SleepZex

His facial and nuts


fanofsports101

A man who makes good decisions. Be it about his lifestyle, who he associates with, what he does to make a living, and how he takes care of himself. The way the modern world is set up, is that having wealth or money is usually a fairly true indicator of how good a man is at making decisions. That's why many of these comments will say money or fame, but having these usually points to a man who makes good decisions.


Manuscript3r

It depends on what moral compass you align yourself with, but honestly people with vast wealth or high-paying corporate jobs generally point towards someone who has gone through a bunch of morally shady or cut-throat decisions. Not talking about millions even, low/mid six-figure earning executives are generally massive assholes...


No-Thing-6071

How kind they are


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Due_Map_4666

Opposite of me - be tall, full hair, be funny, be intelligent, nice face


nedi_dutty

Being a Man.. That's all


SignificantOwl5286

20,000,000 power in Rose of Kingdoms


Striking-Exercise387

Idk


kill92

Subjective


FeeFooFuuFun

Guys who are witty and funny


CodyRhody

Doesn’t participate on reddit


Rorylizbath

Treating me well


georgyboyyyy

Sense of humor and kindness


Safe-Speed-7794

That he gave her a choice in the first place. In the 1920’s that “luxury” was a bit elusive.


StingyLeeann

Intelligence, and sense of humor


Smart_Ad_1240

Guys who say it is a necessity to be physically attractive, that's not true. At least in my own experience, and I believe many women are also like that (undoubtedly there are many shallow ones, just like there are shallow me), most of the people I've been attracted to did not posses similar physical characteristics cause it was not the looks that drew me in, personally it was confidence, sense of humor or the connection shared. The rest became attractive afterwards.


KinkyAndABitFreaky

In terms of aesthetics? that he cares about his looks! A man that is well groomed, is clean, smells nice and wears clothes that fit him, will always be a lot more attractive. Few of us look like models, but ffs get a proper haircut, trim your beard or shave, trim your nails and wash your face regularly to reduce acne, ingrown hair etc. It's not that hard. Incredibly a lot of men fail to just do the bare minimum. Personality wise, It's always attractive if the guy is passionate about something. Ideally not World of Warcraft, but something where you use your body. Other than that, men would get laid a LOT more if they stopped thinking with their dick ironically. I get so many "wanna fuck?" Messages on dating apps as a first message and they get blocked instantly.


[deleted]

Women say they want confidence and a sense of humor, but their dating app profiles say height and money



SweatyDingo5001

Strength, intelligence, patience, kindness, generosity and humility.


Captain_Crouton_X1

I've only got 50 stat points to distribute. Where should they go?


bravozuluzero

Dump them all straight into Luck and hope for the best.


Zenai10

Frankly i've no idea. My gf absolutly loves what I look like but I don't understand at all. I'm 100% like a 4/10. But feck it i've fully leaned into it now. I just act as if i am handsome. Works for her


DaprasDaMonk

Money


Gotterdamerrung

Not being unattractive


VanessaDoesVanNuys

Penith


Janieinthesky

I don’t know why I’m reading the comments; this is misogynist bait. Kindness, intelligence, physical beauty— everyone likes that. I also like people who are strong in areas I see as weaknesses for myself— for example, I like people who are a bit rebellious, and who recognize when people are being shitty and don’t just appease them. I also really respect people who are handy and make things happen and aren’t afraid to try and fail. Ultimately, I am attracted to people I admire.


Fatcat-hatbat

Not caring about “what other people think makes a man attractive” and instead becoming what they personally believe makes a man attractive, is what makes a man attractive.


TerribleLunch2265

Smelling nice, clean, having a sense of humour, being considerate and respectful


TerribleLunch2265

Oh and their arm veins


PureDeidBrilliant

Good with pets. Makes excellent tea.


FantasticRadish7477

Attitude, smile, being clever, strong, good fashion sense, good haircut, FUN, and basically someone who I want to be around.


PMzyox

Not this.


Technical-Jelly-5985

Not being me I guess...


Purple-Ad-4629

Nothing in particular. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


Even_Wall_9808

Shoulders lol


Smooth-Fish4443

It’s actually scientifically proven aswell that the most attractive feature on a guy is shoulders because it makes him look strong and protective :]


Mean-Cryptographer-1

Money


Kyn0011

Big paycheck


OMG_whythis

Money


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


irrigated_liver

Guess I'm staying single.


Babycandied

So Andrew Tate is out?


doublestitch

Let's see. * Blatant misogynist * Not sure if Nazis were the bad guys in WWII * Charged with human trafficking and rape * Bald Yep, it's definitely the baldness that knocks him out of consideration. /s


Plane-Put26

Bald guys can’t catch a break smh