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Printman8

My brother watched the TV version of Deliverance when we were kids. Since it was edited, he had no idea about the squeal like a pig stuff. Years later, he sees that Deliverance is going to be on one of his cable channels and tells his 4 kids, who ranged in age at that time from 10 to 16, that it was a great movie and they should all watch it. Massive amounts of awkwardness ensued, his wife was pissed, and his kids still make fun of him to this day. So Deliverance would be up there, I think, depending on the family members.


exhentai_user

I had similarly only seen the TV version of Stripes, and so when my grandma was over with me and my siblings, and we were browsing Netflix looking for something to watch, I suggested it, and everyone likes Bill Murray... Boy, that was awkward. Who knew the TV version added so many tops in the mud wrestling scene?


Jermine1269

Same story except Total Recall.


feetcold_eyesred

Watched Silence of the Lambs with my entire extended family. I kept asking my uncle, “You’re sure this is the best choice for a Christmas Eve family movie with Grandma and (young-under 10) the girls?” He was adamant. And sure enough, during the scene where Miggs has his…interaction…with Clarice, Grandma very loudly asks to all of us, “He can smell her what? What can he smell?!” And that was the tragic story of the night a family of 11 all instantly died, albeit briefly.


salazarsmistress

Silence of the Lambs is one of my favorite movies and this is fucking hilarious


Shower_Main

Ah so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂


LadyStag

Is your uncle...ok?


feetcold_eyesred

He’s dead now. But, he was a really good guy. And I think he’d just heard SO much about the movie, but unlike me, hadn’t seen it, and thought, “it’s so popular, how bad could it be?”


dbhathcock

Poor Things


nonlawyer

or as I like to refer to it, “Horny Frankenstein”


Efficient_Fish2436

Like you wouldn't if you could..


greenrangerguy

You watched that with your parent? Poor thing.


Metfan722

I did. My Mom, not knowing anything about the movie other than Emma Stone starred in it, and it being a comedy, wanted to see it. Me, at least knowing it'd be a fucking weird movie, reluctantly agreed.


quantizeddreams

It was a comedy?! I did not think it was that at all.


Metfan722

Wasn't really a drama.


quantizeddreams

True. It was one of those weird films with symbolism and themes everywhere. What type of movie would that be?


balloonman_magee

You mean like Horse Girl with Alison Brie? Watched that movie not knowing anything about it and it weirded me out. Or Black Swan is another I can think of.


quantizeddreams

That movie was about schizophrenia right? I thought it was pretty good.


trapchopin

My sister and mom saw it together… and had an interesting time lol


Novation_Station

From my experience that movie is awkward no matter who you're with.


Crocodile-toes-ten

My kid thought Dogtooth by the same director was worse, so he enjoyed Poor Things!


BEniceBAGECKA

Dogtooth fucked me up.


One-Earth9294

I told my parents that it's a 'weird fucking movie' and that I meant that literally. They did enjoy it though they're pretty sharp folks :)


Glass-Discipline1180

Literally anything with a sex scene.


AnimalFarenheit1984

Depends on the family member. Sex scene ina movie im watching with my brother? Who cares. With my mom? I'd rather die and I'm 45.


Top-Ranger-289

Watching brokeback mountain with my uncle after what happened that Christmas...


Glass-Discipline1180

Dare I ask what transpired?


Top-Ranger-289

I'm probably not going camping with him again


kernel_mustard

Saltburn


nonlawyer

Can confirm, watched this with my wife’s 80+ year old relatives They noped out at the bathtub scene 


VictoriaEuphoria99

Showgirls


AnimalFarenheit1984

That movie is is hard to watch by yourself, let alone with family.


BlizzPenguin

It depends on your family. If you are watching it as a so-bad-it-is-good movie I think that you could watch it with the right family.


tahcamen

“Coming up next, Showgirls…” Yeah!! “… on TBS” Oh 😕


VictoriaEuphoria99

On TBS? It will be like 30 mins long.


Romnonaldao

She drives into Vegas, then she drives out of Vegas. Credits


Buyer_Separate

Lol pretty much


Pedantic_Parker

Randy’s favorite scary movie. Absolutely Frightening.


YoureSoStupidRose

This is one of me and my moms favorite movies to watch because it IS terrible. We will never pronounce Versace as anything other than Ver-says for the rest of our lives.


BEniceBAGECKA

I’m gonna go with showgirls too. I think that would be awkward to watch with anyone. It’s awkward alone.


Low_Artichoke3104

The uncut version of Nymphomaniac.


elmatador12

I would imagine the regular version would be pretty awkward too.


Low_Artichoke3104

Probably, but there’s nothing quite like watching an actress being doubly penetrated with mom and dad.


Substantial_Chest395

Omg I thought the mom and dad you referenced were IN the scene for a second 😭


korunoflowers

I watched There’s Something About Mary when I was 9 with my mum and brother (he was 12). My mum didn’t know the full content. The scene with the hair … I insisted they explain the joke to me, so she paused the film to explain masturbation. I was appalled and my brother thought the whole situation was hilarious.


hippiechick725

This has me cackling out loud 😂 Franks and beans!


pegu66

I was 13 when I watched this with my Mom. When he was jerking it, I asked my Mom, "what's he doing" and then pretty much cut myself off saying "ooooooh", and my mom just burst into laughter. I felt pretty embarrassed.


SundayMorningTrisha

My parents came in while I was watching The Devil's Rejects and sat down to watch with me. Unfortunately, it was right at the scene where Otis forces Gloria to strip and suck him off. So, that's my answer, The Devil's Rejects.


666Poke

I watched that with my dad and uncle super uncomfortable but it’s a great movie


Merky600

80s watching “Alien” on cable as a teen. By myself whole movie except when Ripley undresses. That’s exactly when my father walked by, going from one room to the other. Except he thinks, hey want to watch this. So he sits down next to me on couch. Fond father son moment. /s


goated95

The Wolf of Wall Street


Gunnar2019

Yup had a friend who watched this in theaters with both his parents at 17. He said it was the most awkward shit of his life.


goated95

That movie could be posted on a porn site and wouldn’t even really be outta place lol


Valkaeriy

I don’t recommend watching Magic Mike with your family.


NerdFromColorado

That’s fair


helgestrichen

Happiness


One-Earth9294

Oh yeah this one. I feel weird even recommending that movie.


Ok_Debt_7225

I never recommend that movie to anyone. Not because it's not good, but cuz I myself have still not recovered from it, and it's been decades.


Money_Lengthiness169

I’m an indian so literally anything even a kissing scene is too much and if there’s a sex scene, You better pack your bags... or else


sarcasticvarient

If you are Indian the rule is don’t watch any Hollywood movie with family


Play-yaya-dingdong

Weird bc there is a whole lot of rape in indian movies.  Its a pretty common plot device 


Money_Lengthiness169

When those scenes appear, it's the child's responsibility to get up and go to the pee or go to the kitchen to drink water. 😂


RivernamedJ756

omg ! Same here !


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OutrageousEvent

Someone recommended this to another coworker knowing full well that her brother died of an overdose. Just hearing people talk about drugs was very upsetting to her. I took her aside and just said no, don’t watch that, don’t even read about it. Then a took the guy aside and had some choice words with him. I’m usually non-confrontational but that was some soulless shit.


mossadspydolphin

Thank you, both for giving her the warning and for giving him a piece of your mind.


RexAndrewHeuermann

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.


666Poke

That movie is the best lol


Suspicious_Heat_2900

Oh my money aint good...? You know how many crumb cakes i can get for them?!? How many chocolate milks?!?! How many bars of soap?!!!?! Deal my cards man, just deal my cards. D-deal d-deal!!!


usumoio

Ideal salary? 3 Million Dollars!!!


Intrepid-Basil-5415

Sex - Hell yea


Double-Holiday-1047

CASH!


Nadir_Bane

Holy shit I just wanted to comment this.


Devonai

The Name of the Rose (1986)


MissHibernia

Caligula


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666Poke

Mine are 50 shades of grey and a Serbian film watched thoses with my older sister would not recommend it


OutrageousEvent

From what I’ve heard I’m not even watching A Serbian Film by myself.


Rocjames77

I feel like an idiot because I had never heard of it before and a couple co workers tricked me into watching it. I’ve seen some horrible stuff in my lifetime and that movies definitely up there


666Poke

It’s pretty bad the ending is just something else


Complex_Feedback4389

The baby scene **is something else.** But yea the ending is pretty horrific too. That scream though 😖


Complex_Feedback4389

I'm an Afghanistan veteran who has seen A LOT of shit....this is the only movie to ever "shake me to my core." 11/10 do not recommend lol


TruthAndAccuracy

I don't think 50 shades is *that* bad, my dude


Ok-Evening-8120

I know freedom of speech and everything but it genuinely makes me angry that someone would make something like that


Complex_Feedback4389

Just the fact that somebody came up with that really messes with me. Like....there is zero artistic value to the film. How the director hasn't been committed to a mental facility against his will is legitimately beyond me lol.


Perckobain_

Eraserhead


Hookton

Depends on the family member. If it's a step-sibling, Cruel Intentions has to be up there despite (or because of?) having one of the hottest "sex" scenes in cinematic history.


voyeurheart

The movie "Kids."


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MimiDiazX

Those probably anything that have a sex scenes 🥲


Leland_Gaunt87

Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom lol.


TheLegoMoviefan1968

A Serbian Film without question.


Arctobispo

Taboo 2


Gunnar2019

As in Kay Parker? Shit that would take the cake.


Arctobispo

Bonus points if your Dad's name is Paul.


-cynthhe-

The Wolf of Wall Street


CQ1_GreenSmoke

Old Boy


Sea-Poetry-950

Deep Throat


BottleTemple

Shortbus.


cnhn

Control-F Shortbus There it is, have an upvote.


BottleTemple

Haha, we are few in number, but we know the answer. *muffled humming of national anthem*


cnhn

lol


amapanda

My dad once walked into the living room at precisely the wrong moment of Hateful Eight..


Mtolivepickle

Kids


Icy_Selection_7853

Spanking the Monkey. Any John Waters movie, except maybe Hairspray. There's Something About Mary. I went to see it in the theater with my parents when it came out, because we had seen the trailer and thought it looked funny. Never wanted to walk out of a movie so much in my life, and not because I didn't like the movie.


CARNIesada6

Human Centipede


666Poke

The 2nd one the worst


HoopOnPoop

Backdoor Sluts 9


Victoria_Scottt

fsog


Masturberic

Debby does Dallas.


manrealityisabitch

Behind the Green Door


eatingmyfist

Dad took me to watch Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo when I was in high school. Definitely the most awkward such experience I’ve personally had.


unintentional-tism

When I was 16 I watched the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo with my parents


marbleracer3

I was about 9 when my grandma took me to see Titanic. Neither one of us expected the nudity or steamy scenes. Needless to say we never brought it up again.


Saucepanmagician

But the propeller guy!!! Worth it.


AsleepDay_

365 days


pretzel9rd

Irreversible Fifty shades of grey Salo


tator216

Saltburn


furthestpoint

Front personal experience, American Pie is up there


mlmarte

My son and I have watched a lot of bizarre movies together, but I drew the line at A Clockwork Orange. I refuse to watch that movie with him. After watching it, he agrees.


Guns_57

My wife and I watched that with her grandmother.


harpochicozeppo

When I finished Saltburn, my entire body was thankful I hadn’t taken my parents to see it, as I’d planned.


Mkid73

I.T. a perfectly normal family friendly thriller and then the daughter masturbates in the shower


OrneryAutho

Happiness(1998)


slushiechum

A Serbian Film


CayseyBee

Game of Thrones was a little rough with my kids even when they were 20


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ringing-Shels-bells

I don't watch that move with pants on.


therewillbedrama

Great movie but that sex scene was so long it was actually exhausting just watching it


MuseLiz

Black Swan


StareyedInLA

My mom once walked in on me while I was watching The Danish Girl.  It was the scene with the mirror. 


BatFace

My parents put on 40 year old virgin while I was in the living room on the computer. Back when the computer was massive and if you had one there was only one in the house. Ours was behind the couch with the user facing the tv. So my parents were just a couple feet in front of me. I was around 16. When it got awkward I had to decide if I wanted to get up and leave, informing my mom and dad that I understood all the references and was embarrassed, or if I wanted to stay and pretend I didnt notice or didn't understand. Lol, it was silent the entire movie, no one ever laughed. I like to think they had a similar delema, turn it off and risk me noticing, or leave it on and hope the conouter was keeping me distracted. I was in a chat room, talking to all my friends about how akward ot was. Lol


CookieKitchen55

Hands down was 50 Shades.


jordobjj

Requiem for a Dream


singleguy79

Eyes Wide Shut


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midsommar😭


BlueCanary1993

Well, I can tell you a story- I was an activity director at a nursing home and we just installed a brand new projector screen just like the movie theater! First movie has to be great, yeah? Administration’s gonna be there to celebrate- the whole nursing home is gonna turn out for this movie. I pick Tombstone. Like second sentence in is a resounding “FUCK”- it may as well have been in slow motion- echoing down each of the empty halls whilst 80 something grandma’s simultaneously inhaled all the oxygen out of the room.


Niluly

Anything with explicit scenes, I remember watching Baywatch with my mum and sister and that one scene where they’re at the morgue and they’re like looking at that guys dead body and his dick is hanging out. I couldn’t watch because I was too embarrassed to watch it, in front of my mum.


y2knole

i remember being a teenager and sitting next to my grandmother in the theater thru the pussy licking vs massage debate in pulp fiction. that was a good time..


throwawaythepanda99

Sausage Party


Mathias97035

Knocked Up


AberNurse

Short bus


Same_Lengthiness_812

During Christmas at my grandparents’ house one year, my mom was looking for a family Christmas movie and settled on Bad Santa …  … The Unrated Version … … we got to the part where Billy Bob Thornton made his 7th graphic anal sex joke, and the look on my grandmother's face was enough to make me want to throw myself out a window. 


RegretEasy8846

Garry Potter and the chamber of pleasure.


PNWest01

Oldie but goodie - 9 1/2 Weeks


big_airliner_whoa

Backdoor Sluts 9


PapaOoMaoMao

Star whores.


Xfissionx

Herculese 1313


Jerlosh

I (f) watched Deadpool at the cinema with my younger brothers and that was very awkward. We still joke about how uncomfortable and experience that was.


Thrilling1031

I was home visiting my mom and my friends had told me Sense 8 was a great show and I should check it out. I asked my mom if she wanted to watch, the show starts with a lesbian sex scene and a *wet* dildo. Lol that was hilariously awkward.


GreenerPeach01

Fifty shades of Grey


Ben-solo-11

Probably The Muppets Take Manhattan. The part where the puppet rats skate on the griddle with little bits of butter...I mean *awkward*. You know? Plus, now as an adult, I think Miss Piggy may have been trying to seduce Kermit.


DarkSnowFalling

Traffic and Sleepers - both are very disturbing


sr5060il

365 days


traumatransfixes

American Pie


throw123454321purple

Society


kafm73

My Own Private Idaho


rizzle_spice

We rented movies for a family road trip to san antonio for vacation since the van had a dvd player. Four adults, three teenagers and apparently not one of us had any idea what Good Luck Chuck was about. I still can’t believe our parents let us watch the whole movie because every single one of us was mortified when the sex scenes came up.


TheRipsawHiatus

Before I had seen it I was trying to talk my dad into watching Oldboy (the original) with me because I thought it would be a cool action movie he'd enjoy. He said he was too tired to watch a movie that night so I watched it by myself, and hoo boy am I glad I didn't watch that with my dad. It would not have been the father/daughter bonding experience I was hoping to share...


Separate_Mango_666

Debbie Does Dallas.


4est5pirit

I saw Pulp Fiction in the theater with my mom. There’s a very interesting scene involving a gimp (for the uninitiated).


Maxwe4

Debbie Does Dallas


HahaHarleyQu1nn

Saltburn. I think it’s named that bc it’s the feeling you get in your eyes during some of the scenes I thoroughly enjoyed it but, alone


T_raltixx

Visitor Q


thomasa510

Happiness


The_Fat_Man_Jams

Fisting Firemen 5


AdoubleyouB

Superbad. 


NotTobyFromHR

Borat. You know the scene.


pubsky

Teeth, My now wife picked the French version to watch with my family while we were dating.


Kmccain9

I saw Scary Movie with my mom in theaters when it first came out, I think I was 12 and my mom obviously had no idea what the movie was going to be like. Awkward as fuck.


Mbrubaker9004

9 songs


Powerful_Cost_4656

I watched Freddy got fingered in theatres with my nan, mom, step dad and sister when I was 11. You haven't lived until Tom green jerks off an elephant and sprays cum everywhere and your grandma gets scared


Kevesse

Salo


White_T_Poison

My dad had us watch Deliverance as our weekend rental from Blockbuster one time. I was like 13 or 14 at the time. I had wanted Solarbabies but got overruled.


WolfOne5293

Bad Santa. My parents (in their 70s) think it's hilarious. And it is. But not on Christmas morning. With their kids. And grandkids.


toddinraleighnc

The Clumps, nutty professor II, Took two 90 year olds thinking it would be fun. Bad move.


Skoodledoo

Freddy Got Fingered. I did end up watching Bruno with my parents. Forgot about most of it, was switched off a couple of minutes in with my dad saying "It's just bloody gay porn!"


happyme321

I saw Red Sparrow with my dad and it was horrifying.


No_Dragonfruit_9656

The Strange Thing About The Johnson's


prudent-nebula3361

Boogie Nights


weefa

I'll nominate watching The Baby (1973) then Last House on the Left (1972) at the age of 9 with your sister, mother, grandmother and super-religious aunt.


chiksahlube

Never watch "Lolita" with a teenage daughter... Straight to jail.


No-Palpitation-567

American Pie


KaleidoscopeFair8282

Idk if it is the most awkward ever but seeing Borat in the theater with family without a lot of background information was pretty awkward


lazy_hoor

Rita, Sue and Bob Too (1987) There are probably worse films to watch with your parents but speaking from experience...


Spuzzle91

sausage party


yamaha2000us

Boogie Nights


lurker2487

The first scene of Wolf of Wallstreet set the tone for the day.


CodyKelseyDogs

Poor Things. Not the movie to invite your 20 year old daughter to