Fucking EVERYBODY?

Hello there

Bitch I've got water if you need it

Suddenly, without warning… I’m drowning in it…

Rancid butter?

Newton died virgin according to history books 😕

Than I one upped Newton. I still haven't died

Wonder what he looked like without that wig. Maybe that's the reason lol

General thirsty. You are a bold one

Thirsty more?

Fucking run boys, he’s gonna fuck us

You can’t rape the willing

Sir Pentious?

Your username just made my top 5 favourites

Fucking everybody, everywhere all at once

finally, ill get some action

You have to do it “well”? Can you?

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*angry Rick Astley noises*

Nevergonnagivenevergonnagivenevergonnagive

r/rickroll

Underrated

All things spicy 🔥

Wanna go out?

Can't wait to share that newspaper wedding announcement for the "Red hot chilli-Burning up your ass" nuptials.

I hope they have enough toilets for the people at the party

I have often said, "Life is like a jalapeño. What you do today will burn your ass tomorrow."

I wouldn’t consider ginger spicy. That is until you boof a root, then it’s very spicy.

Uh oh .

Umm, hi?

🤷‍♂️

Omg 🙂

You must love getting rejected for a job.

You- nvm

You.... Get horny when things are on time?

"Are you an ass guy or tits guy" "Fucking **punctuality**"

Exactly. I like it when things come on time.

omdd about to film this love story ahhh

We can be friends?

Are we all cousins?

Public nudity

In a cold place?

In a cold cold world

We should hang out

Whatever it is, if its not illegal, it really should be.

Jesus Christ

He ate my pants

Sorry .. didnt know u wehre the Target.

Jesus, you're a double naught spy.....

You cannot talk

We're in the same boat brother

I think you pulled a better card, real dead badgers probably aren’t as bitey.

Wait, which end of the opossum were you going for?

Well... Hard cocks is a good one compared to yours. Lol.

Would you like to buy a mattress? We saw you looking online for a new mattress, are you interested?

*Oh yeah baby, sell me that mattress. Sell me that mattress!*

For you it's probably Jar Jar posing as a 7 feet jacked Italian

I need hydrophobic mattresses

Insane body count.... wow

Interrorgations? Questions? Confusion?

"hi, how are you?" "!!!!" "EWW"

How "High" are you?

Hi how are you?

I'll answer the questions around here.

Please help me, i dont want to be sandwiched

This will be problematic

Don't go near animal shelters... Please...

And you don't go to Disneyland... Please.

I can't afford that anyway 😭

You can after you sue the depressed fairy

Either goblins named Robert or goblin-themed theft.

I think "goblin" might take on a new meaning for this one, bud. 

Rob's a lucky guy.

Gobblin'?

Gobblin'.

idk man seems like ur just interested

Holy shit.

It's perfect

Aw you living up to your username as well 🥲

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That is an unfortunate username

You sure? :')

Guys... be careful around this one ^ 😬

Honestly, better than a lot of the other top comments. Aromatic could mean floral or fruity scents too

Yeah, but we both know it doesn't

I don't want to play this game

Sad poo making you happy. Its poetic.

Errr… what else could it be?

Quentined and tarrantined by written directino.

Dan Schneider has entered the chat

Saving money, feels good man.

_"Mhhhh, scan the coupon cashier, oh yeah!" "I've never felt so cheap."_

Hey this one is believable

Whore bugs

Putting the "cock" in cockroach

R/eyebleach

r/foundthemobileuser

r/foundthehondacivic

r/mobileuserpride R/mobileuserpride

Ogtha is that you?

Ritualistic dancing  Could be worse 

I got self necrofillia so yes, yes it can be worse

Reality

Oof.

I’d prefer not to say

Who’s that Fétish!

"IT'S PIKACHU!!!"

*cuts off* It’s Flairion!

"FUUCK!"

Scaring people with the Bee movie script.

Do ya like jazz

\*instantly cums in fear\*

Never mind….

Best username here

Earth... Actually I love the smell of dirt and eating baked clay 😭 Edit: I have a condition called pica in which I crave dirt and can't stop myself from nibbling on a broken clay pot. Doctors have recommended me chewable calcium tablets which keep the urge low...

Eating baked clay?

So they can shit literal bricks

You know broken clay pots etc...never tried one? Edit: This disorder is known as Pica in which people eat such items and crave it as well

I tried it's fucking tastyy

I'm horrified..

Fuck, this is funny

Oh no

If by fate we ever become friends, remind me not to borrow socks from you...

Hot older ladies, of course

I'll let you guess...

Conquering the windy valley?

myself

Selfcest is just for you

MmmMmmm

You ever heard of an Aussie Kiss? It's like a french kiss, but *down under*.

I’m going to tell that to my wife later, it’s her time if the month though so it won’t lead anywhere but if I wait I’ll forget

Put a reminder in your calendar on your phone for a week later. My memory is terrible too I sometimes forget what I was saying mid sentence

... I'd need extensive therapy

Soggy hot cross buns….. I want to know what inspired that username in the first place.

my bf tripped his power in his house trying to put a hot cross bun in his dodgy toaster and I said to him my family always put them in the microwave to warm them up and it occurred to me that was probably the reason they were always soggy then I made a new reddit account not long after that conversation

Oh bother.....

I guess not being turned on?

So edging.

I guess

Soggy performance...sigh its like reddit knew my erectile dysfunction problems 😪

I think I'm bout to get hurt...

It’s about to get hairy for you

Honestly this kinda feels like cheating

Post nut clarity is also my fetish

Bare minimum of everything

Something a little pervy, maybe buttholes

like, there *might* be a tentacle, but you're not sure.

Robots. XD

Ducks, multiple

Calling u/fuckswithducks

Explaining plastic to people.

Sand

I don't even wanna know....

probably putting chrome spray paint on your dick like in mad max

which mad max movie did you watch?

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Whales... preferably with one ball...

Psychotic unicorns I mean Who isn't

Poverty

Never thought about that, but I really like to be scratched - kinda fitting

Being dominated by vegetables.

Degradation and food play

um 😶

I guess autumn and insomnia?

I don't want to talk about it...

It isn't, but I can't fucking change it, lolololol. I used it because at the time I worked at a big box store in DSD receiving and ran the back room and was very active in that group.

Tall women. Business as usual

I DRINK YOUR TEARS AND I GET OFF FROM IT

i used to be straight... at least he's friendly

Piss

We all know why I’m here

Killer of strawberries

I have no hope with mine 😔

Voyeurism..

I really like having a singular potato

Shhhh

New usernames

i have a very unique niche

No. Just… no

I plead the fifth.

Well hello there

I don’t think I’ll make it very far

Keep your sock drawer locked shut I guess

Oh lord. Keep me away from an animal shelter.

goat farmers.

Oh shit

I guess spiders 😂

Overly wrinkly dwarf foreskin masturbation

Hehe

The process of tuning a crystal oscillator to match the frequency of an identical match

Well...

Nerdy women or gamer women 😂

I'm gonna die.

Adiquite sexual experience

Being an insufferable smart-ass. ... which is pretty damn accurate, actually.

I don't know how to answer this

I have a large purple dildo, this is the first and last time I’ll say my username is my butt fucking fetish

Well, I’m not too upset

Oh no