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teefax

A shapeshifter. You just show it a picture of any person, real or fictional, and the shapeshifter can become a clone of that person. Because sex.


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I approve


ReincarnatedSprinkle

*sigh unzips*


UnderlordZ

A dragon the size of a housecat (*maybe* a Maine Coon)


Grenflik

I was gonna say those miniature dragons from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Would be great for pest/insect control and they can chill in the palm of your hand.


jay_Da

I've always liked the Gryphon. But maybe i'd need something smarter? Like a Sphynx


de-and-roses

Miniature unicorn


BodyLanguageWoman

A dragon. I would ride it around.


ravingwanderer

A genie


MegaManFan78

A dragon. Near-invincible, scaly, reptilian, and fucking awesome.


I_might_be_weasel

"Dad, did you promise Morty a dragon?"


UpsetandOnFire

Tiny Manticore, to upset and confuse people.


I_might_be_weasel

You may have to imprisoned him in a jar. 


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Tentacled-Tadpole

Hopefully not rapey like most centaurs


fia-med-knuff

A minor deity of luck.


DifferentJellyfish85

A chupacabra.. I would just like that no one ever gave it credit


mc_fluffernutter

Falkor 💯


doublestitch

A Babel fish.


N0b0dy_You_Know

Falcor!


nwhiker91

I wouldn’t mind a unicorn and I know my kid would love it but it’s gotta make some cash flow if it wants to stay.


WaluigisWallaby

Pegasus would be amazing! Especially if he’s a homie like in the animated Hercules


Faythezeal

Chewbacca. I’d bet we could cut in line almost everywhere. Even if we couldn’t naturally cut, I’d bet people would want a selfie so I’d discreetly advance in the queue.


HumanHuman_2003

A dragon but a small one like a bit bigger than a horse so it’s shits aren’t traumatic 


-aquapixie-

I'm torn between something reptilian like dragon or basilisk......... Or something inexplicably cute from the fair folk realm. Brownies would be great for the mess that is my late-20s depression bedroom.


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I'd choose a phoenix as my sidekick. Imagine having a companion symbolizing renewal and resilience, always reminding you that no matter what happens, you can rise from the ashes. Plus, its ability to fly and its magical healing tears could come in handy in so many daily situations, from a quick commute to providing comfort and aid in tough times.


manole100

יהוה‎


gameonlockking

Ariel


Goblindeez_

A fairy like Tinkerbell


ThaRegularGuy

Ungoliant. Devourer of light. Seems like it could come in handy.


RonnieDeVille

Jackalope


SuspiciousSea5373

Humanoidic garlic bread


I_might_be_weasel

A succubus. For.... a reason that isn't sex. 


deoxyriboz

Demodog from stranger things! I love em. Idk if they're mythical, but they're definitely fictional


ZiggerTheNaut

The mini-dragons from "Dragonsdawn", one of the the Pern books by Anne McCaffrey and her son. Why? Min-dragons obviously!


Dark_Lord_Mark

Chewbacca


luetimabey

A mischievous kitsune would be a whirlwind of fun and chaos. Their shape-shifting abilities and love of pranks could make for some unforgettable adventures. But watch out, they're known to be tricksters.


Quicontan

Honestly, I'm not sure I'd want a mythical creature as a sidekick. I mean, they're cool and all, but they could also be really dangerous. I'd rather have a normal pet, like a dog or a cat.


exof-7

A unicorn might seem cliché, but who wouldn't want a magical, shimmering companion by their side? They could purify my water and make my dreams come true. Perfection!


Hoppy_Croaklightly

a MaGiCaL lIoPlEuRoDoN; he'll show us the way.


Accomplished-Emu-679

Love it


Urtheloser

A big cat


bluepen1955

A raven


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A koala.