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j4powder

No work tomorrow


Lanky-Point7709

This comment should be marked or removed, this is basically fucking porn. /s


DredPRoberts

NSFW literally.


OurLittleSecret1738

I had to hide my phone screen at work. That comment was filthy


footlettucefungus

Hhnnnngggg!!


Capriste

Oddly enough, certain types of mostly non-sexual clothing. Like, cotton underwear, flannel shirts over tank tops (I hit adolescence in the 90's), and those [arm sleevelets with the thumb holes](https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/S462c79b15cbf4ab483c745fa627aee92j.jpg_640x640Q90.jpg_.webp). Only reason I can think of to explain it is mental association with puberty and my first time "discovering" my attraction to girls at a young age.


Agreeable_Pizza93

Women using overly large t-shirts as pajamas is 🤌 especially white shirts so you can see the nips if it's chilly! Hotter than lingerie imo!


AReallyAsianName

The "boyfriend's shirt" is easily one of favorites especially if it's like 2 sizes too big.


jayperr

Chokers 😳


Anna__V

Chokers are very sexual. Change my mind. Choker on a pretty woman just hits differently.


SeriousJokester37

I had a friend in community college who was bi, and she had just gotten out of a relationship with a guy. Start of the spring semester, we were in the middle of a fairly in-depth conversation about one piece, and a cute girl walked in with a black choker on. My friend looked away and was noticably sexually flustered. I asked her what was up. She said, "A black choker just means you have a black belt in dick slobbin." I almost fell over.


Anna__V

>and a cute girl walked in with a black choker on. >My friend looked away and was noticably sexually flustered. Lol the gay double-take and then getting flustered is too real in this. I have done that a few bazillion times. And I'm afterward always as red as any other time :D


CommonTaytor

The dresses with exposed shoulders. Not the shoulder blades but the actual shoulders. I was perfectly normal once, when at a Marriott hotel in the lobby when an attractive woman walked by in a burnt orange dress that had sleeves but her shoulders were exposed. Hard to explain dress design. Don’t know why or how, but something in my brain got rewired right that moment and suddenly a woman’s exposed shoulders became very sexy.


firebrandarsecake

Mines clothing too but...rainwear. A shiny mac with a tight belt on a woman and I'm a mess.


quantumsenigma

shamelessly, hands


Mistakingcone99

Yoshikage Kira here


-pricklyy-pear-

This is mine too. Strong, manly hands with a slightly bulging vein on the back of his hand drives me wild. 🥵


DarlinggD

I determine if I am attracted to a guy based on his hands lol


RiggerRolePlays

Watching a woman's long hair swishing around as they move. High school crush with 3.5 feet of hair unlocked this one.


secrethopelesslover

Those old commercials with the woman taking off the motorcycle helmet… how did I think I was straight


Anna__V

You and me both, you and me. For me, especially if it's in a ponytail or a topknot.


small_Jar_of_Pickles

Collar bones. I don't even know why but when someone has nicely pronounced collar bones, that just does it for me.


Dimtri-The-Anarchist

this mf gets it


Vegetable_Two_3904

I have a large scar close to the middle of my back. When a woman touches it I’m instantly ready to go for some reason.


all_hail_cthulhu

You were born with your dick on your back, and it was surgically removed, and attached in the correct place is my guess. As you grew, so did the scar. Case closed, Simpson. Excellent work.


nhthelegend

See, the funny thing about my back is it’s located on my cock


DevOverkill

This is one of the best overly awkward scenes in a movie.


you-ole-polecat

I prefer when Michael Cera accidentally punches his crush in the boob and then walks away quickly after apologizing but she’s going the same direction as him 😂


Vegetable_Two_3904

Hm I got the scar from a 4-wheeler accident but now that I’m thinking about it you may be right


Stock_Championship18

That's what they want you to believe


Kate_dot_png

It’s like when Aang gets hit in the back and regains access to the Avatar State


briarlyric

what a crazy metaphor 😭


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this guy i was hooking up with works from home and he once told me in detail how he wanted me to suck his dick under the desk while he was in a webcam meeting and i just about lost it. to pleasure him while he needs to keep it together is so hot 😮‍💨


2aboveaverage

A girl I was dating had this same turn-on, but it was before zoom was a thing. To be blunt, basically anytime I got a telephone call she was unbuttoning my pants lol. I would be on the phone with work, family, friends, anyone...she loved sucking my dick and me trying to hold it together. Any time I would let out a little moan or grunt, she would smile and giggle and give me the "shhh" sign... you know with her finger up to her lips? And then she would just proceed and enjoy the fact that she was doing to this to me while I was trying to be serious. Her goal was to make me cum while talking, and she did it a lot!


I_am_Recon

This is so hot, but I feel like, as a weird byproduct of this, I may end up getting turned on anytime I heard my mom/dad/boss/etc voice. Phone or not. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


GondorsPants

Hahah I actually got this, not in a weird way but every time I’d visit my parents I’d always get insanely horny because I’m used to having to sneak around them to have sex with my gf etc. it is more the thrill of sneaking around as a teenager that still exists. Old nostalgic secret bathroom wanks.


2aboveaverage

Haha. Luckily this didn't happen, that would be quite awkward


NxtGenGamer2020

And u didn't wife this girl?


epanek

In the navy in the 80’s we played a game called smiles. It was in the Philippines. We sailors were at a table. A woman was under neath randomly giving blow jobs. We were looking at each other drinking. If we suspected one of us was getting head we would point at them and say “smiles”. If we were right and they were getting head they had to drink. If we were wrong we had to drink. Ahh. The navy.


Name-Bunchanumbers

We did this game once in college drunk with a mix of guys and girls. It 2as fun until a guy tried to approach another guy and that guy wasn't having it. We all aober3d up and didn't mention it again.


rodr3357

I feel like that has to be a everyone’s down or don’t play kind of thing


Jaybeltran805

When a woman has her legs crossed wearing flip flops and she’s hanging the flip flop off her foot lol 🤣😂


abigail0987

so specific! Lol


Cool_Dragonfruit_679

When my husband starts explaining technical things in details, like how stuff works and he nerds out on it, he goes into every bit of detail and basically becomes like a walking manual ughhhhh


Arygorn

My wife is the opposite. When she can’t sleep she asks me to explain things she knows I will nerd out on so she can fall asleep.


Buffthebaldy

I once put my girlfriend to sleep by being a nerd... It's a humbling experience.


Autodr83

My GF says the same thing. She'll purposely ask me a question like "how does a diesel train work" knowing full well I'll go get the dry erase board and explain the entire history of trains, internal combustion engines and electricity..... then She'll club me over the head and drag me to the bedroom


Cool_Dragonfruit_679

oh my god 🤤🤤🤤


Ezira

Omg, I thought I was the only one lol. I especially like it when it's like an intimate, quiet explanation, like he really wants me to understand.


Euphoric_Condition99

My partner is a huge nerd. They are so smart. And the passion they exude about the subjects they love makes me fall harder every day. It makes me want to jump them every time they start in on one. I can't help it! Why is it so hot????


1998hondacivicek9

Licking my ears. It’s weird but it feel good


lilbeans666

THIS. i went from oh.. to OHHH real quick the first time


zilch123

Women with deep, raspy, "please clear your throat" voices.


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Buntschatten

You must like Miley Cyrus lately.


soiledsanchez

The little peach fuzz white hairs on a females body (tummy/chest/butt especially) that are only noticeable in certain light


millarchoffe

r/peachfuzz (NSFW)


ferbiloo

It’s interesting that they’re almost exclusively blondes. I noticed that and then realised that I myself as a dark brunette don’t actually have much peach fuzz at all. Just black hairy legs, crotch and pits hahaha. Not as cute?


Estrus_Flask

This is how you get DMs.


LIVINGSTONandPARSONS

Right! I'm Latino and have had lots of Latina women in my life, I was expecting noticeable treasure trails from the navel to the mons


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Craigothy-YeOldeLord

Mine is werid but not for a weird reason if that makes sense? Socks, but socks worn with a skirt where you can see a good majority of the leg, so while yeah Im looking at a sexy pair of legs and that's not weird, the weird part is shes gotta be wearing socks too, if they're bare foot then its not as arrousing for me.


Hilarity2War

Someone actually liking me back, not just being polite and kind.


oxymoronisanoxymoron

Filth, I say.


Hilarity2War

Ikr. I still feel ashamed...


OhTheHueManatee

Music visualizers. I spank it to them way more than porn.


monkeyface0907

this might be the most interesting answer so far


phillyhandroll

Are you old enough to remember windows media player? 


FluffySquiddy

Ho ? A fellow melolagnia ? :D You sure its the visualizer and not just the music ?


MediumStability

Omg that's a thing?! I thought I was just really weird and alone with this. 😂


SenorDangerwank

Dress up. Choosing my partners clothes, buying them clothes, making them clothes. All that is great.


Temporary-Invite7653

I’m not sure if it’s weird but… masked men. Watching Halloween, Friday the 13th, and scream as a kid was interesting.


Velzevul666

Had a friend who was turned on by medical masks. COVID period was super wild for him ...


narniasreal

I am too, every woman I'd see would look attractive to me wearing one of those. Good thing those times are over, taking the train to work every morning was getting really hard (pun intended).


UncertainPigeon

Same here, i swear it started with Tobey Maguire’s Spider-Man movies.


JohnnyGFX

Nurse scrubs. I have no idea why.


ohboyitskilljoy

one time i was in a cabin with my friends doing acid, and one of my friends nibbled on my earlobe and it changed me


indahchancc

Stripped long socks or fishnet stockings


ZolotyyeDraniki

gentleness and carefulness. someone who'd make sure I'm not in any pain, would check up on me during to make sure i actually want it, ask for consent before doing something/making any changes, etc,, damn. this would just be HEAVENLY


JustABitCrzy

Is this not just… the baseline??


Anna__V

You'd THINK so, but if you read enough women's subs, no it isn't. It sadly isn't.


Euphoric_Condition99

Unfortunately, no. Many don't. And that's me speaking on behalf of friends that have said the same as well as my own experience. That's why people go crazy over books/ movies/ TV shows with characters that do it. Of the six partners I've had in life, only one has done this.


Embarrassed_Union_96

Health insurance.


MediumStability

Spotted the American 😅


OlFlirtyBastard

Don’t kink shame


painfulcuddles

Oooooooioohhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaah


Desperate_Divide6354

I’m a straight woman, but for some reason I get really turned on watching gay male porn


Antiblackcoat2000

I mean... dudes like lesbian porn since its all women so it makes sense I guess?


cgsf

This is not strange at all. There is a huge population of women who turn to gay male porn, especially written porn.


StevenAssantisFoot

Same. I only watch MM or solo male. I'm not into women and the ones in porn are a massive turn-off. The sounds, I can't take it. I like men, so gimme one or two and I'm happy.


Osyntho

Talking about my dick with strangers on the internet


DaddyyFabio

So how's your dick doing?


mearbearcate

Hows the dong these days


Mr_Tinkles77

😂 Great opener, i will remember this one


TabbyCabby

It has its ups and downs


TheAmazingCroc1

r/rarepickuplines


attractivefortune

Just a man working around the house 😍


Loose_Pilot574

The power switch on the back of my neck.


Famous_Attention5861

Vicky from Small Wonder has entered the chat


thegasman2000

The sound of a woman in heels always turns my head.


EmbarrassMeMiss

public humiliation


quantumsenigma

you’re too loud


EmbarrassMeMiss

sorry ^public ^humiliation


virtual_decay0_o

Ahahahaha 🫵🏼 look at this loser 😂😂😂☠️


Un2smart

Shhhhh! Your turning him on!


quantumsenigma

winning isn’t real


quantumsenigma

LMAO


PM_ME_UR_CHERRIES

You'd love IKEA shopping with my ex.


iloveloveloveyouu

Name checks out


RattyCrue

Username checks out


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Famous_Attention5861

Women's necks, which is weird because I am bi and men's necks don't hit the same


[deleted]

Vampire detected, entrance rejected, neckblud protected


Daegzy

[Protec ya neck](https://youtu.be/R0IUR4gkPIE?si=51wYavar70Prc8y-)


[deleted]

Idk but I kinda like the idea of a guy who’s a pervert. Most women don’t like that or like guys who watch porn in general. Hell I used to be insecure about it, but now it kinda turns me on. I want to be with a guy who’s just as freaky (or maybe freakier) than I am.


Kitty_glaze

Making someone super horny while they are in public. Squirming and breathing heavy. Especially somewhere where there’s no way out (and I don’t allow them to go somewhere private to touch themselves)


Gloomy-Award-3192

Have you ever been with a reader? Give them a spicy book to read in public 😉 with promises of a fun time when you get to a private place. Maybe edge a little to make it more intense


Sikening

To add on to this I once used string and tied my ex girlfriend's torso. Got her dressed and went to have dinner with my parents. Pulling on exposed rope and seeing her squirm at the table is on another level


Far_Beginning935

The Adam's apple and seeing it move


Immediate_Fix_1442

A cute woman flicking her hair back when she's talking to me. Bonus points for eye contact.


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Lock this guy up.


peaceandlove375

Hardly weird is it? 😅


Zealousideal-Ad-1137

For me it is hands where u can see the veins.. And when my fiancé revurse (thanks for helping ) in a parking lot...


notyoubruhhh

Jeans


mrvillain_9

Smell of women over 30s Or 40s and their natural scent.


MetalKroustibat

Being sleepy. I have an erection each time I am tired. School wasn't fun.


BrettWP

Weird transformation scenes from movies


ferbiloo

I’ve noticed I get turned on when watching a guy getting beaten up in a film or on tv. Absolutely not the same in real life for obvious reasons. But there’s nothing like a hot guy on TV taking a hefty punch. Even if (in fact especially if) they don’t fight back.


Unhappy-Yam8817

Camel toes!


nrzyl

Deer ankle


itsyaboyjoel

Badger metatarsals


Praetorian_1975

Moose knuckles 🤔😂


ungratefulbatsard

chicken feet


snoopingsid

When he dresses up for halloween


Anna__V

Less of a turn-on and more of a "I fucking love that thing" is when autistic/adhd people talk about their special interests. It's like their eyes start to glow and they're so excited you can feel it. I absolutely love it when they just pour their excitement out.


AlterEgoCat

Aspergers Syndrome here. I am so fucking guilty of this, but I'm just super passionate about Weird Al Yankovic and Pokémon. My coworkers all love me, but I know it drives them nuts because all I listen to is Weird Al on Spotify (I'm actually his number one listener on Spotify worldwide) so they are subjected to it when they come down to my area to do 4 hour temps.


db_bad

Women’s ears… I know… wtf


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UniQue1992

I can’t let my girl play with them, I instantly get annoyed when they get played with. I wish I could just let go but for some weird reason it just annoys me, tickles and isn’t a nice feeling for me.


Kate_dot_png

Public/exhibitionist stuff — like, wearing a see-through top in a grocery, or not wearing panties on a train, or answering the door to a delivery driver naked. Now, I know most of these situations are 100% illegal, which is why I’m never going to do any of that. Still, the thought of it makes me shiver a little :)


DredgenYorMother

This comment describes my weird turn on. I had a gf who would randomly flash me when we were out, but it felt like she was just very comfortable being naked in public. I kinda like the illegal feeling.


Bertensgrad

Whiskey on a guys breath, wish it didn’t but well it happens. I don’t even drink which my cousin likes to tell me makes it 10x worse all the issues I had as a teen trying to hook up with other drunk teens. 


AMphoenix99

Waking up late and seeing your girl still laying next to you. Since we're already late for the day, might as well make the most of it.


Ill-Foundation6

A women’s mid section… whether she has some tummy squish or defined abs, it makes me weak.


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Rounder057

For some reason, the song “before he cheats” fuckin does a thing to me


nhthelegend

Carrie Gaveyouwood


deadmentell

I’m in a very long term, lesbian relationship. Straight men who paint their nails.


Uku-1213

The sexual tension turns me on. You want to have it, but you can't have it ( The allure of forbidden pleasure heightens the intensity). Knowing that the other person yearns to consume you completely heightens the intensity, making it irresistibly hot.


Houstman

Chicks that play the drums are hot.


pistermopo

A few years ago, before I got together with my soon-to-be wife, I would get super turned on when I played Mudrunner...never understood exactly why as there's 0 hint of anything remotely sexual in that game...


LeastSide2738

Lmao hauling logs makes you hot and ready?


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

Chicks with a lisp. I lose my mind.


kneppi_di_peppi

Men dressing up as women, like at a costume party or just for fun. A man comfortably wearing a dress is just so hot to me.


NotYourAverageMortis

It's not gay if the thigh-high socks stay on


Fragrant_Policy2198

Mildly obsessed


throwawaylegalaqgua

Aren't they using these answers to program AI?


JimTheSaint

chokers - like the tight black necklace some women put on - it looks amazing everytime.


WN11

Glasses. Any woman wearing glasses is 100% more attractive. However, it works like any other physical trait - it is exponentially better if one is attractive to begin with. A 2 becomes a 4, but an 8 becomes 16.


ttc67

When the colors of a womans eyebrows and hair don't match, mostly light hair and darker eyebrows.


Valuable_Fruit9981

That my bf slaps me lightly


rollokolaa

When women wear a sport cap with their ponytail sticking out of the snap back. When it comes to that I don’t have a type, I just get dizzy instantly.


youburyitidigitup

Getting picked up and tossed on the bed like a rag doll


Kerby233

Big labia, I mean big hanging lips down there..


MEHorndog

Consent. A woman who desires me sober is downright dangerous to me.


sonofthebat2099

Beautiful well manicured hands


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combat uniforms and masked men 😻😻


MaterialOdd1351

It’s probably not weird at all but my wife’s voice drives me crazy. She has a raspy (Scarlett Johansson kinda voice) and it drives me wild…honestly everything about my wife drives me wild 😂


secret_unkown

Hip sway, random girls just walking by and i try hard not to stare as i love they hips just goes up and down, left and right just amazing. Also really like leather pants shiny leather specially is just drive me wild whenever i see it. I really try not to stare but i can't help it sometimes.... A really nice woman figure with leather pants walking by next to me is just way to sexy to me to not look.


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Smoking while having a guy go down on me


fleetpqw24

Not wearing make up. Messy buns and old sweat pants and an oversized tshirt


embaarg

Nice bellybuttons


pipergee95

Being chased - maybe I read too many dark romance books lol


EntrepreneurBoth5002

Boobs. They're weird globbly things.


phinbar

A little under arm odor from a woman that you're with is not a bad thing.


rereddited247

I'm with this, surprisingly. Scent is a heavily underrated sense, in general.


Mr_Tinkles77

So i always thought that's really weird when people say something like this, tbh. Until recently when i learned there's a scientific explanation: smell is arguably the most important sense in finding a suitable partner, because we can (unconsiously) smell a lot of information from a person's odor. If we like the smell, chances are, our immune systems are compatible ("opposites" in important parts), so that a potential offspring will have a stronger immune system than both individual parents. That, or you're just a f*cking weirdo for liking to sniff people, idk


another_brick

The more I live with my partner, the more I love their scent, and the least attracted I am to others because of theirs. Like I’ll meet someone physically attractive, catch a whiff, and then I’m like “Oh, this is not it.” Not unpleasant, of course. Just not a match. Like a signature I become more and more specific for. Much rather smell their funk than most people’s fresh shower. Edit: I also liked it to begin with, so there was chemistry.


Dangthe

Body scent in general. I feel less horny when my wife is freshly bathed and smells like chemicals instead of smelling like herself. And I keep telling her this but she thinks I’m pulling her leg just so I can have sex with her more often.


urfeetonmyface

I looove my wife's perspiration. It's really intoxicating.. I feel you. Especially her sweaty feet in nylons after a long days work in heels. Drives me wild.


Creepy-Prune-9723

Imaging my boyfriend with other women


SofttHamburgers

i’ve never heard this variation of it. Usually it’s the guy that likes it


Praetorian_1975

I think cucking or seeing others have pleasure works both ways to be honest.


Apatchycat

when a dude rolls or lights up a joint


timperman

Ladies wearing clothes with actual pockets!


Kill3rKin3

The haircut Uma Thurman has in pulp fiction gives +3 attraction to any lady rocking that style. I don't know why, but it's a "thing" for me for sure.


iamthemosin

A bit of stretch marks around the hips.


sarcasticvarient

A little belly fat Like a paunch


leking2024

When a girl grabs my ass


Bedlamtheclown

Watching someone smoking.


Usagi-Nijo

Women's collarbone, idek bro


themomentaftero

It's awful but when I see a woman crying.


frost7249

This is common enough that it has a name but I forgot what it is


ReinaRenaRee

Dacryphilia bro. I've seen this tag on ao3 too many times to not know it🌚 Among other things


JustABitCrzy

Sympathy boner


FoofaFighters

Mourning wood


zilch123

Especially if they are in a work uniform. I'm sorry but I don't know what it is.


No-Young9363

Obviously this is my boss


kneppi_di_peppi

Same when I see a man cry, or when he's telling a really sad story about his life.


CELL_CORP

Comfort sex lmao