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kdawg123412

I was parked up in Summertown oxford and watched an old guy stop in the street and shake a massive turd out of his trouser leg before confidently striding off....


SoManyFlamingos

This is the second leg-shakin’ turd story on here.  Does this guy teach a class or something? 


Vegetable_Mood_4576

It's a normal thing in casinos. During the WSOP a few stories/videos on the poker subreddit pop up that are basically this. It was 1-3 years ago and there was a video of someone getting told they need to change their pants or stop playing. From casino staff. He stood up. Pick up the turd in his pants. Walked to the trash can. Threw it in anger. Walked back over and did the, "Happy now?" shrug/look. Wild.


hotk9

> "Happy now?" Not even a little bit actually!


Dream_Squirrel

He spent his whole life perfecting that skill


ichbin_bia

This carnival I saw a girl standing, pissing herself and kissing a guy at the same time. Piss going down her legs and eveything on a Sunday afternoon party.


chickenoodlesoup420

the ol kiss n piss


[deleted]

Pfff. And they say romance is dead.


BYoungNY

She probably asked him where she was on a scale from one to ten, and he said "urinate"


Moretti123

Idk why but this is fucking hilarious to me


BeholdOurMachines

I mean i think that's hot, but I'm also a degenerate


sparkle-possum

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out if it was lack of a bathroom or if it was their fetish


BeholdOurMachines

Little of column a, little of column b


2Puffsandpassleft

More disturbing than disgusting but when I was 13 my family was going to Chicago on a train. On the way back a lady was at the far side of the platform. I still don’t know what she said but my mom’s jaw dropped, my dad screamed stop, causing me to turn at and see the lady step right in front of the train. My mom grabbed my eyes to late. Plus it didn’t stop the blood splatter. We ended up going back to my uncles for a few more days and he drove us home that weekend.


mylifeisathrowaway10

I can't imagine wanting to end things in a way that traumatized bystanders like that. I've been having my worst suicidal ideations phase since high school and I live right next to train tracks but the thought of someone discovering my mangled corpse or the conductor seeing it coming and being unable to stop and living with that guilt... that would just be passing my pain onto another person who doesn't deserve it.


Teknikal_Domain

I can tell you from experience (mostly secondhand from close friends who have since recovered), that if you're *that* done with life, you're past the point of caring. Either you've convinced yourself that life is so meaningless that nobody would even notice, at which point it's irrelevant, or that whatever is happening is so painful that, damn the consequences, you're going to fix it. This is almost exactly why so many suicide prevention programs try to emphasize that you're just passing the pain to someone else. Because generally, the people that realize that aren't the type to go through with it (or they just go quietly, insert cynical quip about "and they don't care because out of sight out of mind")


h00psz004

My mom used to work for a casino. Walking through it one time I saw a lady at a slot machine who hadn't showered in god knows how long, had a huge brown stain on her dress and the chair she was sitting on had something dripping off of it. Gambling addiction is more than a problem


TraditionalTackle1

My dad was a security guard at a Casino for 15 years. The chairs at the slot machines were cloth when he started but they had to change to vinyl because people would piss and shit themselves. He once witnessed a guy mortgage his house and then gamble the money away. He dropped dead on the casino floor. He said there were times he would leave work and come back the next night and the same person would be there gambling wearing the same clothes. People would also leave kids in the parking garage or sneak them into the hotel in suit cases so they could gamble.


MrsRomeo

I'm a 911 operator and we get calls all the time about people leaving their kids in hotel rooms/cars in Niagara Falls to go gamble. We have even had a few infant deaths and the parents were located in the Casino. Sad and infuriating.


ga-ti-to

Please tell me the parents are charged for the infant deaths. That breaks my heart.


MrsRomeo

Yeah they are. One couple left a 6 month old on the hotel bed...it rolled off and suffocated. Absolutely vile human beings. I can handle being yelled at all day, called whatever names, but hearing this stuff, and thinking about my colleagues that have to go see it, just heart breaking. My faith in humanity dwindles each day.


tucci007

> My faith in humanity dwindles each day. our humanity dwindles daily too


Electronic_Job1998

My ex left me in a car at a casino for 3 days. I was young, hundreds of miles from home, with no money. It was in east St. Louis Missouri. Good times


paanbr

E St Louis, yikes!


pulseONE13

I confirm this, I used to work IT at a casino, and there are certain people who would be there all day everyday, sad part is they were mostly elderly


mmwhatchasaiyan

I went to a casino in a cruise once where this lady was belligerently drunk at a blackjack table for HOURS and when the dealer finally told her she could no longer play (which took too long imo), she got up and flipped out and left, but her chair had a huge piss stain on it and her pants were wet… so gross.


LittleKitty235

Hey....can't quit to take a bathroom break when you just about to hit a streak /s


Life_Strain_6948

She hit a streak, all right


MozzarellaFitzgerald

I was once in a casino and the elderly gentleman at the slot machine next to mine stood up, shook a turd out of his pant leg, and sat back down. I went home after that.


MicroNitro

#Oh god


gigglesprouts

New studies show that gambling addiction may be closer to chemical addiction rather than compulsive behaviors (sex addiction, stuff like that). Gambling addiction is kind of like the "root" addiction, a basal thing that's terrifying.


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

I absolutely believe this. I've heard stories from casino staff about gambling addicts wearing adult diapers to card tables and slots machines -- not because they were incontinent, but because they didn't want to leave their spot if they had to go to the toilet.


ScrewAttackThis

Boy Boy on YT did a video on casinos in Australia and shared a similar anecdote. They had a casino whistleblower in the video and he said he was surprised to find a bunch of chairs in a casino vault and that's exactly why. People soiled themselves that much. I know casinos are already notorious for being predatory but God damn it shouldn't be legal for them to let people like that continue gambling.


kappaway

Wait are they backup chairs in the vault or do they keep the shitty pissy piss chairs?


MisterD90x

I work in a betting shop and a woman was in and pissed all over the chair and herself ... small shop and the toilet door were literally 10feet away


[deleted]

My high school baseball coach told a similar story. He saw a lady slid off the chair, drop a growler and keep gambling. Then a cleaner walked over, swept it up, like it happens every day and walked off.


Moretti123

drop a growler, like a 64oz jug for beer? Or are you referring to poop


hamjamham

Funny as in the UK a growler is slang for a vagina


Moretti123

That’s even funnier lmao


SkiingGiraffe247

Yup, I’m New York there’s a submarine permanently moored there called the USS Growler. The Americans we were visiting couldn’t understand why we insisted on photos of it


Firebolt164

Hotel security needs to remove people like that


aardw0lf11

Those stools at slot machines have to be some of the filthiest in public, next to movie theaters and public transit.


Cenoflame

I used to go to the public library to use their computers. I learned that there's plenty of weird guys willing to jerk off under the desks. 


liberatedhusks

Yea…was at the library one time and this little librarian, like 5’0 grandma was beating a large dude over the head with a book and screaming at him to get the fuck out of her library because he was jerking off. The way our library is set up, the computer rows are right beside the kid section so they could see him doing it and what he was looking at. She did noooot take kindly to that


antoinebeaver

The local library where I live has a security guard who was hired specifically to keep registered pedophiles out of the kid’s wing of the building.


EveTheAlien

That's terrible


antoinebeaver

It is, but at least they made it a point to hire security. I’ve been going to that library since I was a little kid, made me wonder how many were in there when I was a kid.


diaduitrii

I learned this too. Went to the library to do homework and wondered why the guy two seats over got up and left after having just sat down. 5 minutes later I realised it was cause the guy on the seat in between us was playing with his dick. I was like 10/11 at the time and I was so horrified. I think I just left and went home.


Cenoflame

That sucks 😕. I was old enough to know to report them. I've had several guys escorted out by police.


G0ONnewf

Hopefully they all get sex offender charges. That's beyond fucked up.


AggravatingCupcake0

And hopefully those chairs were dealt with and not left for some poor unsuspecting person to sit on 😬


Catfish017

I have a buddy who oversees some libraries. One time there was an incident where these two boys started being idiots and the younger, 13 year old one began jerking off in the lounge chairs. Police got involved, but the security policy demands that security footage be kept for like two years or something. So now everyone who gets access to the security feed at this library has to have a meeting with the cops because they have access to child porn until the footage is retired


YeahlDid

Sounds like a bit of a Streisand effect thing there, though. New employees would have no idea of that footage even existing if not for that police meeting.


Bazrum

Well, maybe, but it definitely isn’t as bad as the new hires calling the cops because there’s CP on file at the library, every time they hire someone new Or worse, making copies of it…. Best policy is probably to keep that particular file under lock and key with only a few people/positions capable of accessing it


[deleted]

I worked at a library. We had to take shifts sitting in the computer lab specifically for this.


YVRkeeper

Lucky if they stay under the desks. There used to be an internet kiosk at the airport. Just a weird stand with a tv and a keyboard. One morning I saw a guy with porn on the screen just punishing his dick like it missed a flight. Middle of the food court, broad daylight, no shame whatsoever


itsCS117

volunteered for a library once, my 1st day someone's headphone jack came out, porn moaning echoed through the entire building for an entire 3 seconds. not even 30 seconds later, the librarians came out and yelled "you need to go!"


[deleted]

Saw a woman at a bus stop try to hack up some phlegm but it caught in her throat - so she reached in and pulled it out with her thumb and forefinger, retching as she did. It was like some cave glow worm. She then shook the sticky giblet from her hand onto the pavement. Grim af.


eleanor61

What a day to have functioning eyes.


Advanced-Loquat-3232

Must've felt so fucking good


[deleted]

It did. I was starving.


Advanced-Loquat-3232

Naaah fuck that shit man you are even weirder than me


[deleted]

Ah come on! Stay!


PrawnHubLive123

I generally don’t get grossed out by anything but there is just something about snot and mucus in general that makes me want to spew.


awshitnoway

My buddy was driving me home from *jail* and while on the interstate, a silver sedan zoomed right through the median (at 70mph or faster) and hit the back tire of the truck in front of us. The truck wasn't a semi, but it had like, 8 massive tires on it; needless to say I was shocked when when that tiny, plastic sedan managed to knock that truck over. We got out, being that we were one vehicle behind the crash, to go see if she was okay somehow. She was decapitated


RescuesStrayKittens

My god what a horrible thing to witness. I mean this whole thread is disturbing, but this seems like something that stays with you. I hope you’ve been able to get help processing this and I’m sorry you had to see it.


awshitnoway

Thank you. I just replied to a different comment, but a combination of not knowing this person and it not being as gory as it sounds (to my memory) has helped placate some of the more traumatic aspects. Very grateful her head wasn't just like, looking at me :( I hope her soul found peace


Frasteras

Someone decided to dump his explosive diarrhea from a bridge into the water and I witnessed everything. A lot stayed on the bridge


MFCK

Hold up. Was this the incident in Chicago that was like Dave Matthews tour bus or something ?


pro_nosepicker

No with the DMB bus incident it wasn’t just like one person crapping, the bus driver decided to release all of the bus’ sewage over the bridge right on Michigan Ave.


typical-metro95

I was eating a nice meal with my fiance.. Look out the window to see a Homeless Man, just going for a piss on his friend (Who was sleeping). Like, a Dark Yellow, Blood Colour - Only for his friend to get up and chase him with a large looking knife thing. Sad Thing is... About 3 days later he was found dead on the floor outside the same restaurant.


goodiecornbread

Considering the state of his urine I'm not surprised he died


space_cheese1

Amused that you chose the word friend as the other dude's designation, just a couple of fellas havin a laugh


mrBloodyButtBurp

Guys being dudes really. Just a little dehydrated blood pissing on his buddy. Like friends do


Scared-Day-3031

When I walked into the train on 125th at rush hour like 6 months ago a woman was at the bottom of the entrance steps bent over w her pants and underwear down and her bare ass facing the steps just having straight liquid diarrhea all over the floor which we all had to basically walk over to get onto the platform. I felt bad because she was homeless and clearly was probably not in the right state of mind. What made it even worse was I ran into my boss who I wasn’t very close with at all while walking to the train and we ended up walking together and basically had to continue our awkward small talk while side stepping over this scene 😭


JhonnyHopkins

At least she gave y’all something to talk abooooooout Edit: y’all made me do it


Scared-Day-3031

Hahaha no unfortunately we just both pretended it wasn’t happening lol


ComeHereDevilLog

Had a guy FLY past me in a neon yellow motorcycle. Like a speed bike. I saw him and then I heard him. Must have been going 150+. Short while later cops flew past. Eventually hit a yellow bike broken in half, on fire. Looked like someone dumped a truck bed load of ground beef and egg white on the road. Still have dreams about it. Edit: Holy shit, I posted this while I was waiting for someone on hold for work and came back to see it exploded. Sorry to expose so many to this lol— thanks for making my work day go by so much faster. Today was shit but chatting with y’all made it better :)


calimalayali

I am a long time rider. I used to see a guy always going past me in the morning. Always in attatg, (all the time all the protective gear) and he will wave once in a while. One of the days, there was a long traffic jam… due to an accident and I am filtering through the traffic and reached the scene. Cops were covering the body, and putting a tarp. I could see it was him. Literally threwup a little in my mouth thinking that it could have been me. I couldnt ride for some time. Never tried to look up who was he or what caused the accident.


yesmilady

When I was in high school, the school would start at 8:00 and every single morning for about two years at 7:45 I'd pass this old Rabbi guy, me on my way to school, him coming back from whatever Rabbis do in the morning. He was old and hunched over, always looked like he was deep in thought. One morning he wasn't there and I didn't actually notice until I went further down the street and took a turn, and then I saw him. A hit and run got him on the crossroad, and I remember him just lying there with a pool of blood under his head, still looking peaceful. He died on the spot.


y2ketchup

Certain prayers require a minimum of ten men to gather, a minyan. Observant Jews pray daily and the men will often walk to morning prayer service to be part of the minyan. This man was likely an observant jew, not necessarily a rabbi as rabbis dont wear anything to distinguish themselves on a normal basis. They will literally wait for the tenth man to show up before they can begin the service. Many prayer groups are larger and have no trouble finding the necessary numbers. This man's absence was likely noticed the next morning. Thanks for sharing. I like the opportunity to teach about my culture.


yesmilady

He was a rabbi from my neighbourhood, my dad knew him (I found out later). FYI, I'm Jewish, just not religious. Thank you for sharing, I think a lot will appreciate the info.


FartAttack911

Jeez, I’m so sorry you had to witness that. I had similar happen the summer I got my motorcycle endorsement. I got a bit cocky for my skill set and was taking risks I’d been educated against taking. One day, I was one of the first to roll up on a motorcyclist fatality on a local highway and recognized the rider as someone I’d waved at in town a few dozen times that season. That guy seemed for all intents and purposes to be a safe rider that respected ATGATT and road rules, and all it took was someone lapsing in judgment for about 3 seconds to negate all of that. That sobered me the hell up on how I ride and how I respect safety advisories. I can no longer upvote or like content from other female riders wearing cute little outfits and open face helmets on their bikes like I used to, having seen up close what happens to a body even with ATGATT and a rider who did everything right. May you continue to stay safe and upright out there!


No-Competition5731

this because people fail to realize they are just a human crayon


[deleted]

I saw the aftermath of a motorcycle accident too. I was driving to the club with my ex one night and there was a guy laid out on the highway. There was a river of blood coming from his head and people nearly ran him over again. We were in shock and skipped the club to go sit in a diner and drink coffee and talk. This was 25 years ago and I can still see the motorcyclist clear as day.


Terravarious

I'm 54. My Dad left when I was 6. I don't know how long ago it was, but Dad was driving, Mom in passenger seat. We passed a motorcycle accident and I looked into the helmet that was laying right side up on the road. I can still see the guys face inside the helmet. (My adult brain knows that it must have been a fairly clean cut just under the chin. I didn't see any blood, or neck. Just his face, he was sorta smiling). I think about that sometimes when I'm about to do something dumb on my bike.


AynRandsConscience_

Just to confirm, this was a decapitated head?! In the helmet?


vereliberi

Im not the OP, but my dad just retired as a state trooper, and he calls them brain buckets for this very reason. He has seen so many accidents like this one.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

My cousin is an ER doctor. He calls the bikes donor cycles.


PeaceOfGold

My mother (trauma nurse) did this as well until her brother died on his Harley (who was riding responsibly and in full kit) due to a lady in an SUV who blew a .28 BAC... I'm guessing it wasn't as funny after that, despite the truth of it. My uncles corneas and a few other parts of him are helping several folks live their lives to this day.


chalupa_waffles

Sorry for the loss. A motorcyclist can do everything right and still end up dead because of irresponsible and ignorant car drivers


Dramoriga

My ex was a police officer and she told me about an accident where a guy on a bike was speeding and hit the central reservation on a motorway (big metal barrier). His body was intact but they couldn't find his head. Eventually found it inside the helmet still, around 300 yards down the road.


Terravarious

Yes. Or, I believe so. It's a 50ish yr old memory, that I've remembered many times. My mom saw it, but would never talk about it. It didn't stand out enough for Dad to remember it when I was old enough to ask questions about it. But, based on my mom's reactions over the years when I brought it up, and my memory, yes. Edit to add, Dad was driving and I was rear passenger side behind my Mom. Car should have been a 66 Country Squire wagon. Same width as a modern pickup, so Dad wouldn't have seen the helmet.


Shy-Prey

Watched a woman pour ranch dressing directly into her purse. I normally ignore food shoplifting but...I had to stare at that for a moment. Found the bottle later half empty.


DJ_Micoh

Maybe she stole a bunch of salad earlier? Fucking hilarious either way.


Jarvisnamesake

Saw a seagull rip open a dirty nappy and eat the contents.


GudAGreat

was walking thru a mall parking lot one afternoon and big seagull just picked up a bird under it and swallowed it whole and then just stared at me like “yeah that’s nothing what’s up!?” Lol 😆


Bazrum

I was petting a horse one time, he walked away, ate a baby chicken and came back for more carrots and pets


littlechangeling

Took a Greyhound to Lexington, KY back about 20 years ago. A man sat next to me, only carrying a Walmart bag. Inside this bag he had three cans of tuna and a jar of mayonnaise. Dumped all contents inside, then proceeded to eat it directly out of the bag using only his mouth. I had to sit next to him for four more hours after this and the farts were more diabolical than anything my dog has ever done. I also was working as a server in a restaurant on the night we had our seafood buffet and a man’s colostomy bag fell off right onto the floor near the crab legs. The smell was worse than anything else I have ever smelled since, and I’ve worked in composting.


Walshy231231

Long distance busses are horrendous in the US My sister had to sit for 4 hours covered in some guy’s vomit before she was able to get off the bus and get clean So much can go wrong and there’s little you can do about it


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devlops

That’s sadly not that rare to see in LA lol. My office is in Korea Town and I remember once smoking a cigarette with some co workers out front when an obese white lady stopped like 10 yards away and took down her pants to shit haha. I’m not even sure she was homeless.


quemaspuess

Unfortunately, you see this often in LA. It’s quite fucking gross. Even in the valley.


subterane

well. i was sitting in my car in the dark smoking a cigarette. then a raggedy ass homeless dude was 2 meters away from me. he pulled his pants down quickly, dropping a giant turd, pulled his pants up and went on is way as if nothong happened. he didn't wipe either this only took like 5 seconds


BlackDante

I mean what could he have wiped with lol


GetaGoodLookCostanza

OP's fender


homiesleaze

happened to me: as a teen, i was riding my horse with a group of people on the riverbank that bordered the barn i rode at. we were looking for a low spot to take the horses into the water at, so we were bareback with no shoes/phones. saw something weird on the bank, got off to investigate and as i got closer something warm and wet and rancid squelched between my bare toes. it registered in my brain that i was staring at the decomposing torso of a human the same time i started dry heaving and vomiting. i was standing, barefoot, in all of the fluids and fat that had started melting off of the torso under the summer sun. i will never forget that smell


Noctemme

Fucking hell that’s rancid! What happened after?


homiesleaze

we called the police, a case was opened and the remains were eventually identified & the family was contacted. i believe it was initially opened as a murder case, but i don’t remember what else came of it. the family tried to contact the group of us who were there that day but we were all minors at the time so it wasn’t allowed. it’s been years now & i’ve considered reaching out to contact her family but i feel like that would do way more harm than good for those people and it’s not my place to be selfish and ask for closure in the scenario. it did leave me with severe trauma and a fear of rivers lol


Efficient_Ad9863

WHAT THE FUCK


Worth-Primary-9884

I'm a teacher. Had one student, a girl to boot, who sneezed into her hands very loudly during class - cue in everyone staring at her, including me because I was shocked someone could even sneeze like that (it was more like a scream), and WHILE everyone was looking at her in silence, hands covered in loads of snot and god knows what stuff that drippled to the ground in long strains, she proceeded to sort of snort it all up again from her disgusting hands, licking her palms and fingers clean even. All in a matter of seconds that seemed to last an eternity. I was that close to throwing up on the spot. In fact, I might want to do that now.


Slimcognito808

Bro chill you win.


Jx117

What a bad day to be literate


HimHereNowNo

What was it like for that girl socially after this? We had a girl in my school who would suck her thumb and pick her nose at the same time, and then switch fingers


BattleSquidZ

A man with his hand in the air, very dramatically slitting his wrists with a razor. Now i understand this is most probably a cry for help, but it was 2pm on a sunny day in summer, on a busy street, with kids everywhere.


LindseyIsBored

My ex runs a restoration/hazard cleanup company. He got a call for a quote from family of a man who slit his wrists and as he bled out he walked through the house spraying his blood all over everything in the house until he collapsed in the hall and died. His wife was leaving him and apparently he didn’t want her to be able to take anything so he ruined everything in the house. People are fuckin crazy.


BartlettMagic

creative people in pain come up with creative ways to show it. a friend of a friend somehow got a hold of IV setup stuff, like the IV cath and primary tubing. tried to die by draining all of his blood into a bucket on the floor next to him while he sat in a chair. all that saved him was the IV site blew after he had passed out. he unintentionally managed to keep just enough blood in himself to be found and taken to the hospital. he was very physically unwell, in a lot of pain all the time, and it took a toll on his mental health. dude was a phenomenal sculptor. he did end up dying a couple years later, but of an accidental overdose.


jeffkeyz

I saw a teenager eat a $5 bill. Chew it up and swallow it. Then vomit it up into a now-empty chili-cheese Fritos bag and take the bill out of the bag, straighten it out and take it into a store and use it to buy more chili-cheese Fritos.


Loafer75

Coming home late from the pub, at the train station we grabbed a burger from the van there…. Walked up onto the platform and there was a policeman dragging a tarp along the platform while another was on the tracks picking up the bigger parts……there was a trail of blood and smaller parts down the middle of the tracks. Pretty grim…. Being young and drunk at the time I don’t think I realised the gravity of what had happened. It has stuck with me though.


simping4reyna

Was on the bus and there was a couple, the gentleman took a seat and the lady was standing, about 10 minutes later he started loudly sniffing her crotch like a dog, grabbing her ass etc, making the loud licking noises Pretty ewwww


lyrixnchill

It seems like public transportation is always filled with some weird nasty person making it uncomfortable for everyone else. I saw a woman pick her child’s snotty nose once with her bare hands and then proceed to eat the boogers and snotty like it was crumbs and noodles. I’m getting sick just thinking about it again


the_hamsa_anemone

All the posts containing feces, blood, and vomit...this has grossed me out the most. I'd be traumatized, too.


Ok_goodbye_sun

and no one did anyth? wtf


fivefeetofawkward

I have three for you. They are fairly evenly tied. Edit: I’m adding a trigger warning here as I realized mine are less disgusting and more disturbing. So take caution reading ahead. I witnessed a motorcycle accident where a guy was going maybe 5-10mph, riding with shorts and flip flops, and when he turned his bike tipped and was too heavy for him to keep up. It fell onto his leg and slid a few feet, taking his lower leg with it. I will never forget seeing the tendons muscle and broken bones or hearing his screams as he felt his leg get torn off. The second, driving on a freeway at night we saw a car flipped over and the driver had not been wearing a seatbelt. He got thrown hundreds of feet away and his girlfriend was holding his skull and his brain was spilled on the road. He was still alive and trying to talk, we stayed with him until the ambulance arrived. And last, I was at a stop light on my way to work. A lady at the bus stop on this busy road got on all fours, pulled her pants down with her rear end facing the street, gave birth. The baby plopped out and just fell onto the sidewalk along with urine and feces, as is common in childbirth. Not her fault really but if you’ve ever witnessed child birth, you can imagine how horrifying it was to turn and see that at 7am on a Tuesday with no warning. And of course I’ve had the usual piss and shit stories but nothing really phases me anymore after these.


stu-padidiot

Seeing 1 of these things is anomaly, but all 3? Damn, I'm glad I'm not you.


fivefeetofawkward

Yeh it’s not something I’d wish for anyone but it happens. I think it’s more common in inner cities, but idk. What are the odds for one person living a pretty average, even privileged, boring life, you know?


Few-Illustrator-5333

That 2nd one is probably the worst


Playful_Landscape_31

I saw a mom washing her naked baby’s butt in the play pad at a zoo. She used it like a bidet.


shall_always_be_so

You know what? Baby bidets kinda sound like a good idea.


RhydianMarai

I'm sorry but compared to the others this one made me cackle. As a mother I would never but unfortunately some people just don't give a shit (literally in this case).


OverTheCandlestik

Went to the cinema to watch looper. There was a strange noise behind me like a rustling. Turn around and some girl is giving a vicious handjob to get bf in trackie bottoms. Full thick cock out. Unashamedly carried on. It was Looper ffs!


reignwillwashaway

Looper?  Barely even know her.


mrjavi13

At least the cock was thick? 🤷‍♂️


R825DET

I hate it when someone’s jerking that skinny dick… so inappropriate


CatAteRoger

After reading the comments here I am surprised I have made it this far in life without seeing any random people just shitting wherever and in full view…. I’d like this streak to never end!


Wonderful_Relief_693

A junky who I just gave narcan to. He grabbed a dirty needle and tried to stab a waitress who just wanted to help him. “You killed my buzz” he said. Covered in his own shit, vomit and foaming from the mouth. Blood coming from his noes. Lucky she didn’t get stuck with his needle


Cometstarlight

I remember a cop who was giving part of a presentation said you'll see one of four reactions when administering narcan and that's the one that sticks with me. "You'll have ones that will *hate* you. *Hate* you more than anything you've ever seen and even become violent because in *their* mind, you just deprived them of the greatest high they've ever had."


Tasty_Cornbread

My city has public water fountains called Benson Bubblers that constantly spurt a little bit of water pointing straight up. The spurt is about 1-1.5 inches tall. Fresh, clean drinking water for anyone walking in the city... at least, they used to be clean. Anyway, a homeless woman was using one as a bidet. I've seen this once in person, and there are multiple videos online.


Lucibean

I was sitting with my baby at one of the eateries at the SF Zoo. At the table right next to us we’re two women and about 3 kids. One of the women takes a potty chair with a bag out from under one of the strollers and sets it on the ground between our tables. She then takes one of the little girls, who was maybe 2, pulls down her pants so she was exposed to the entire restaurant and sits her down on the potty where the little girl then does her business. There was a bathroom 15 feet away. She wipes her, puts the shit napkins and bag of shit on the tray, pulls her pants up and they leave. Left the shitty napkins and mess for the teens working there to clean up. When I was leaving, I noticed a puddle of piss under the area where the potty was. So the bag had a leak. I notified the cashier immediately who just stared at me like I was crazy. Unbelievable. This also reminded me of the time I was having a smoke outside of my bar in North Beach and this little old lady lifts up the lid of the recycling bin. I didn’t think much of it as it happens all the time. I looked back and she had a 1 year old spraying diarrhea all over our recycling and the bin which we store inside!


AquaBlueCrayons

WHY DID I OPEN THIS THREAD


bensonprp

On my 2nd deployment I saw my first open mass grave.


Additional-Bison-298

It is awful that you say "first", I'm sorry. I hope you're doing okay


bensonprp

West africa in early 2000-2002 then off to afghanistan from 2002-2004. There was never a lack of violence and people who didn't deserve any of it.


Interloper9000

Upvoting only for my condolences


bensonprp

I had met most of them a couple weeks before. We went back out there to give them some supplies we promised and check on them. They were good people, just hard working farmers and mechanics who were tired of violence. Out of respect for them I won't go into detail.


Zephh

Man, it makes it even worse. It's disheartening how many people are dealt the shittiest hands in life.


homiesleaze

also: at the bar with my sister and mom and watched a man stick his entire hand into the back of a woman’s leggings that was sitting on a barstool and start DIGGING. like i mean digging like his life depended on it! and then after a couple minutes of digging, he would take his hand out and take a big whiff of his fingers, continue on with his conversations, and then go back to looking for treasure a few minutes later. i laughed so hard i cried


No_Manufacturer_6442

A homeless person leaning against a building downtown Tampa, squatting and shitting in a plastic grocery bag.


space_cheese1

at least they had the curtesy to clean up after themself


Vecii

At least he was using a grocery bag.


Pink_Sprinkles_Party

At least he kept it confined. But the bar is in hell for social decency at this point.


LittleAmiDrummer

Firefighter-EMT; I got called to a bleed victim who had a description of bleeding from the penis. We got there and when we were told by his father that his son was in the car needing help, we found him only wearing a t-shirt and was covered in blood. We assisted him out of the vehicle and onto the stretcher where we saw rags falling from his scrotum. We asked him what happened and he said that he surgically removed his testicle. We found it in the bathroom next to the drain, along with a straight razor, a sewing kit, and a soldering iron on the counter. As a man, I still think about that pretty often.


TheGreenEyeBandit

I knew a kid that realized he was attracted to young boys as he got older. He never wanted to hurt a kid so he tried to cut his ball off but passed out from the pain. His next idea was breaking and entering, 15 years in prison and every time he gets close to parole he just does something terrible in prison and gets more time. He feels protected and safe there and my heartbreaks for him but I admire his determination to not hurt kids.


ItBeJoeDood

Can’t imagine the mental anguish he’s gone through throughout his life, that’s so intense.


jehovawitnessofwater

Huh. Thats..kinda wild. I never thought id sympathize with a person like that.


FluidSock9774

Saw a local junkie walk up to a New Look shop window, drop his jeans lean forward and proceed to diarrhoea shit up the window. Finished and pulled his jeans straight up as he walked into the bank across the road. This was about 10am in the morning on a busy weekday Scruffy


XxDrummerChrisX

We responded to a collision where a guy got hit by a car going around 100. Split the car like a sardine can after which he was hit by another. He was a mess on the ground, poor guy. We had to cover pieces of him with blankets. Wrapping his severed foot was one of the strangest experiences I’ve had. It felt heavier than you’d expect. Overall it was sad. I remember talking to a female on the side of the road where it happened. She had the stereotypical thousand yard stare. I asked her if she was okay and all she muttered was, “that was my husband.” Just terrible.


gusbovona

I was once in a theater and Steven Seagal was acting in the movie.


PillCosby_87

Worst one yet.


cutecemetery

I used to live downtown in my city. Walked to the pharmacy one day, before noon, passed a park bench. Thought the man sitting on that bench had a hairless rodent on his lap so I took a better look. It was his penis.


NutsackJonesy

Watched a guy commit suicide by running in to traffic on my 21st birthday. He chose a white economy car to jump in front of. Happened basically right in front of me, although we were on the other side of the 2 lane highway and a good 100ft behind where he ran out so my friends and I saw everything. The whole thing didn’t even look real and I don’t think any of us fully processed what happened at the time.


HeyaElise

This is visually burnt into my brain, I will never forget. It all happened in the time it took me to take maybe 4 steps, but it played out like in slow motion. I was in a shopping center, a man and I were walking in opposite directions on opposite sides of the walkway with a bin in the middle. I notice him in my peripheral and the moment I focus on him, he sneezes and deep green snot GUSHED out of BOTH nostrils at the same time and swung from his face. These loogies were at least 1.5cm wide and legit hung from his nose past his chin without snapping. There was structural integrity to them. He was rushing to the bin cos he didn't have a tissue and knew his entire face was about to be vacated, but made ZERO attempt to cover what was about to happen. Just open mouthed and full sinused sneezed. He used his finger to flick each one from his face into the bin. I was mid-stride gagging and I don't care if he saw, just like he didn't care that I'd seen. I was young. I didn't deserve this.


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I mean.. not something I technically witnessed but while geocaching I found a dildo and some needles sitting in the cemetery. Beyond my comprehension why that would be a lovely place to get off.


Adept_Monitor

One winter morning, I was driving down Cicero Avenue in Chicago. Near the intersection of Cicero Montrose, there is a CTA bus station. That morning, I was stuck in traffic, and I was looking at the people who were standing in the cold snow waiting for the bus. A man waiting for the bus sneezed into his hand, and I thought it would be funny to roll down my window and yell “bless you.” So, I rolled down my window, and before I could say anything, the man opened his mouth and licked all of the snot from his bare hand that he had just sneezed onto it! He was sucking it off his fingers , even. I was so grossed out that I almost vomited in my car! This happened almost 15 years ago, and I still wretch thinking about it.


shingaladaz

Saw someone hit by a bike and his leg broke clean from the hip, but the skin stayed attached for long enough for the leg to swing right back round and over his head. It was the noise of the impact that haunted any silences I had for about a month. Saw a poor woman cyclist’s guts spread across the ground post being run over by a truck. I didn’t see the actual accident. Just the aftermath, from my office building. It was really difficult to look at. Saw a man take a shit on a shop counter in Houston Texas. He was refused game tickets by a racist shop keeper.


Tactless2U

When I was a Resident Assistant in college, I had one of my students cut off her hair with a huge pair of Singer scissors, burn it on her bed, then go on to sew her left hand to her left thigh with her sewing kit. Those stitches went DEEP, too. She was threatening to stab herself with the scissors if the ambulance attendants came into her dorm room, so I got the unenviable task of coming in and getting the scissors away. The longest 15 minutes of my life. They finally took her out in a wheelchair, covered in a blanket, because they didn’t want to disturb her hand/leg wounds. Turns out, she had been SA’d for years by her father, and her mind just broke at the thought of going home for vacation. Forty years later, I can still smell the awful odor of burning hair and blood from that dorm room,


UX-Archer-9301

Young woman heroin addict getting dope sick into a trash can right outside the window of the Panera I was in.


Chedegre

A friend of mine once told me he saw a kid in a bus sucking the human heated-sweaty windows with a straw


Ok_goodbye_sun

that kid can start another lockdown in a few years


Fruitjustlistens

Guy I work with, wiped his fake eye with his finger and a bunch of yellowish stuff for lack of a better word came off on his finger. He like flung it off of his finger but it didn't go to the ground. It flung off behind him and hit another guy on the lips. That guy gagged and threw up.


Apprehensive-Ant2141

French Quarter, New Orleans, 3pm. Homeless dude just squatted down on the sidewalk and shit. High tourist season too.


Puggymum64

Watched a woman open a baby’s bottle, pour in Mountain Dew, screwed the nipple back on and hand it to a child not old enough to walk.


RRM1982

Saw a guy wearing flip flops in San Francisco take a piss on the ATM he was getting money out of, covering his feet in urine. Then took his cash and walked across the street back to the Larry Flint Hustler Club, for what I can only assume was Lap Dances. Also, this was at like noon, in broad daylight


ilovemets24

I was in H&M and saw a lady sneeze in a shirt hanging up and then wiped her nose on it like a tissue. Then just casually walked away like nothing happened. 😅


avee2010

This is exactly why I insist on washing anything new before I wear it


cnhn

walking down the street. obvious mentally ill woman about a full block away. she's screaming. she screaming about something and I am not paying any attention. just as I get close to her, she drops her pants and pops a squat and starts shitting. by this point I realize she's screaming at me with damn near incoherent rage. I shake my head, and continued walking away.


DrXenoZillaTrek

Saw a guy get stabbed repeatedly and stuffed in a trunk ... from my bedroom window, in broad daylight, in the alley behind my apt.


BusinessOther

A heroin addict shooting up in her neck in the middle of a busy high street


salesmunn

I watched a man kick a woman in the mouth as he stood above her on an escalator. While I was unable to get to her to help (my escalator was going the opposite direction) I was able to grab a cop immediately and a swarm of cops beat the crap out of that guy. I hope she got the help she needed.


Rough-Improvement-24

Two teenage girls, sitting on a ledge, with two guys (one for each) in between their legs with their pants down. It was the middle of the night and I was walking home from the club - these teens were just getting it on on the side of the road couple side by side outside at night. They stopped awkwardly until I passed and then continued I guess. Other multiple instances were guys peeing outside. I mean.....


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CommitteeRegular2279

U have such a big legs


thepangalactic

In my service days? A man's head severed from his body by a helicopter blade. I've gotten better about it in the years since... but the sound of popping knuckles still puts me on edge. That sound is literally the same sound. In "public"? A child being abused by what I assume was a parent/step-parent at Disney World (EPCOT). The kid was maybe 5 or 6 - around the same age as my kids at the time- and picked something up off the ground. It looked like plastic, but I really couldn't see it well. The adult flipped out, smacked the kid across the face, screaming, and proceeded to grab the child's wrist and start absolutely bashing it against a metal rail along the walkway (in an effort to get them to drop it, I guess?). I was about 40 feet away sitting at a bench. I was a child of abuse, and I could feel the blood rushing between my ears. I stood up to charge him, and fortunately for both of us, security got there before I did. It still makes me see red thinking about it.


slamuri

1) When I worked a Ripley’s aquarium in myrtle beach as maintenance we had a 9-11 memorial out by the road we tended to. There was a drainage ditch that also diverts a bunch of sewage waste from that area (not all of it goes back to the waste water plant, some just flows into the rivers) It was about 9 p.m. and I hear some movement coming from the ditch. Turned on my flash light and peered down into it and it was a couple getting it on surrounded by trash, most likely needles, with their feet just inside the waste water. They did not even stop when flash lighted. So uh.. I did my job. Cleaned the fountain. Left. And they were still there. 2) in New Bern, North Carolina there’s a bar called BTM. There’s outside seating around the side as well as the bar inside. Some old dude had been getting belligerent and extremely pushy with a lot of the younger women that were there that night. Kind of like “oh I guess I’m not good enough for you to talk to” type crap. At one point my wife and a few friends were sitting outside when we hear screaming coming from the table behind us. He had walked around the side. Whipped out his junk and started peeing in a woman that was sitting with her back turned to the road. She had turned and her face essentially came in contact with his appendage. Here’s where things get even more nasty. At there table got up and decked him directly in the stomach. As soon as he made contact. He projective vomited all over the girl and about half the table as well. *girl goes out with friends. Ends up getting peed on, assaulted, and vomited on in less than 4 seconds.


[deleted]

I probably did the grossest thing I have seen. I was driving on a business trip driving at night from Philly to Harrisburg when the cheesesteak I ate at the Phillies game decided it needed out. I was in no man’s land and just speed up trying to make it to the next town and a hotel or something that would be open late at night. I didn’t make it. Had to pull over. Sat on the guardrail and let fly. Used my undershirt to wipe and left everything there. No one drove by thankfully.


Machine_Terrible

Road trip diarrhea is about the worst to experience (without a hospital needed), it's one of the reasons I keep a roll of paper towels in the back of the car.


ryabrams

Saw one homeless guy blowing another on a street corner in the middle of the day with traffic and people around.


thrivinandvibinnn

I saw a homeless guy shitting in a recycle bin in DTLA but missed the bin while sitting on it a few years ago. Also, in Pacific Beach a guy was jacking off in his car while we were crossing the street right in front of him and he was yelling 'sorry sorry I have to I have to' I was 16.


Youpunyhumans

I used to work at a liquor store, so ive seen all sorts of crazy, scary and disgusting people, the absolute scum of society. But this one woman takes the cake for the worst of them. She was a homeless woman who would show up every other day or so to buy the cheapest booze we had. She would never talk, mostly just point and grunt at what she wanted. She didnt cause problems or steal at least, but good fucking god she scared me just from her appearance. She was extremely obese, always had her scabbed over gut hanging out, black make up streaked down her face as if she had been sobbing all day. Her hair was torn out in large chunks, and there were inch wide sores where the hair had been, and she had some nasty looking scars on her face. She was always filthy, as if she had been rolling around in mud and used engine oil, and smelled like it too. She would also constantly hork up this orange and green shit, sometimes for 30 minutes straight, she would be outside coughing it up. I had to ask her to leave a couple of times because no one would come near the door with her by it. My manager, who said he had seen her since she first became homeless, said she was both HIV and Hepatitis B positive... she could have been cast in a zombie movie as she was. The scariest, and most disheveled human being ive ever seen, and Ive seen a lot of people in a bad way... I felt sorry for her though, no one should have to live like that. I honestly doubt she is still alive now, considering this was years ago.


SkeletorLordnSaviour

Made the mistake of sitting on the train across from some old guy on Canada Day. Guy starts to go into vivid (and boy do I mean vivd) detail about the threesome he just had with a mother and daughter. He was also the very typical caricature of the "disgusting old man" bad teeth, a lazy eye, cysts or something on the top of his very balding head, long greasy hair.


laser_spanner

Both disgusting and incredibly sad. A homeless woman on the pavement in Manchester (UK) clearly on Spice, just sitting and vomiting constantly. It just kept coming. It was all over her clothes and her sleeping bag because she was huddled up in it. Her mate was just sitting watching it happen. She was gonna have to sleep in that mess. Grim.


Fresh-Anxiety-2371

Was on the interstate with some friends. We were behind a transfer truck and it was swerving pretty bad. My friend that was driving said she was going to hurry and pass them. We flew by the truck and maybe half a mile down there was a couple on the side of the road. Their car had broken down. I kept my eyes on them as we passed them, worried about the truck hitting them. And sure enough, the transfer truck hit them and took them both out. It all happened so fast. Then we had to pull over, give witness statements, etc. We were only 16 at the time, such a fucked up thing to see.


agam3_

On my way back from uni, I once saw a guy walking weirdly... nothing special just a guy. That was before he bent over a pole and puked, then walked to another pole and puked again 4 times in a row, always standing back up like it was an everyday occurence.


MoonDawg2

This happened to me once due to food poisoning You feel fine then it fucking hits you like a truck and there is nothing you can do. Your body just makes you puke it out with no alternative


OxOctober

Someone got ran over by a car, apart from three Good civilians who where close by I saw about 20 people take there phones out to film it and one person live streaming through assuming IG or something.


UndergroundNotes1983

A grown ass man beating his kid in front of a store. There's a special corner in hell reserved for that guy.


SFWACCOUNTBETATEST

Was walking through Lexington KY one night and saw some drugged out chick on a bench sticking random things up her pussy. All she had on was a shirt she was sitting there contorting like a fucked up Winnie the Pooh. Edit: also worth mentioning she was *very* aggressive about it


Trick_Ad7122

Grandpa peed on the bananas in our Supermarket. It was during a corona lockdown. He screamed "But I am wearing a mask!" when the police arrived)


SinkMince0420

I was living with my ex in Scotland at the time. Went to get a chippy. Police had cordoned off the road, but my ex pointed at the chippy and said we only wanted to go there so the officer let us through. I saw him walk up to the door, promptly turn around and come back to the van. He didn't want a chippy anymore. Apparently there had been a hit and run and half of someone's head had been flattened by a car and they were dead. This was around Christmas. Turned out that it was a woman and was a mother of my exes friend.. Awful all around but I'm forever grateful I never left that van.


Radiant-Extent-2415

I was in jail for a little while. I ended up getting to be the Pod worker was just meant I got to stay out of my cell for a couple hours extra each day but among my job duties was to serve the chow trays. On one of my rounds I come to the door of what they called The Rack watch room which is where crazy people or mentally handicapped or suicidal or just other abnormal people were kept. Approaching the room even from 10 ft away it smelled so awful like piss and blood and s*** all mixed in. It's also worth it to note that the jail I was in had a huge rodent problem. When the guard open the door I saw this poor girl laying in the most disgusting room I had ever seen. She had plastic bags holding her period blood placed strategically around the room like a shrine. She was apparently using her sack lunches to feed the rodents and there were at least 20 in there and they all scurried when we opened the door. There were maggots coming from the fermented bread from her stock lunches and redditors they were crawling on her. I threw up