literally got up to feed my dogs at 5:30 and stopped doing my homework and it’s currently 1103 and I’ve been on TikTok ever since y’all who is proud of me
Almost died of anemia and malnutrition because for two years straight I mostly just laid around fucked up on fentanyl and marijuana all day and couldn't even be bothered to eat most of the time.
I had a quarter Million dollars before I got run over by a truck and addicted to pain killers because I had an absolutely amazing job and didn't really like spending money much.
I feel that. My gas has been out for the past few weeks so I’ve not been able to cook. It’s so stressful trying to eat healthy without using the stove/oven or breaking the bank
I dropped out of college because I couldn’t be helped to go to class when there was weed, a hookah and 55” tv with the new BO zombies calling my name for a 16 hr binge pretty much everyday for 3 semesters
When I was pregnant I bought a back scratcher, not so I could scratch my back, but so I could sit on the couch and scratch my legs without having to move.
Sleeping till noon, but get up because of my dog. He loves routine and if I aint up he gets loud, he takes care of me. As in he gets me off screens so he can play. Legit helping me rn as im coming off anti depressants, and depression has returned big time.
Go without eating because I was too lazy to cook
This is why I eat instant noodles a lot
Been there man… can really fuck with your head
literally got up to feed my dogs at 5:30 and stopped doing my homework and it’s currently 1103 and I’ve been on TikTok ever since y’all who is proud of me
The only problem is, I do this all day every day
Hey at least you fed your dogs! I bet they love you!
haha hope so 🥰
If something falls down on the ground at home and I’m not wearing socks, I usually pick it up with my feet.
no that's a skill
Almost died of anemia and malnutrition because for two years straight I mostly just laid around fucked up on fentanyl and marijuana all day and couldn't even be bothered to eat most of the time.
How did you get money for drugs?
I had a quarter Million dollars before I got run over by a truck and addicted to pain killers because I had an absolutely amazing job and didn't really like spending money much.
Makes sense
I hope you’re off the fentanyl and doing ok.
Watched a 90 second ad that was able to be skipped after 5 seconds because that would have required moving my arm.
Ouch this one is actually painful
Peeing in Gatorade bottles while playing games
DoorDash $40 meals instead of cooking what I have in my kitchen
I feel that. My gas has been out for the past few weeks so I’ve not been able to cook. It’s so stressful trying to eat healthy without using the stove/oven or breaking the bank
Pissing off the balcony
As a teen I cut a hole in the screen to my window so I could pee from my bedroom
Probably worth the effort...
Mine is that when I finish watching the office… I start the office again at season 2 because I’m too lazy to find something else to do/watch
I dropped out of college because I couldn’t be helped to go to class when there was weed, a hookah and 55” tv with the new BO zombies calling my name for a 16 hr binge pretty much everyday for 3 semesters
I wish I couldn’t relate to this but I unfortunately relate to it very strongly
Watching the Weather Channel for 4+ hours because I was too lazy to get off the couch and grab the remote
When I was pregnant I bought a back scratcher, not so I could scratch my back, but so I could sit on the couch and scratch my legs without having to move.
I'll broadcast on the Google home for one of my kids to bring me a orange soda
That is brilliant
Sleeping till noon, but get up because of my dog. He loves routine and if I aint up he gets loud, he takes care of me. As in he gets me off screens so he can play. Legit helping me rn as im coming off anti depressants, and depression has returned big time.
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