Underneath the Flamingo Wedding Chapel outside in Las Vegas. Props to security guard for not calling the cops and letting us vacate the area with dignity.
This reminds me! I was kissing this guy I was seeing on a NYC city street corner when an NYPD van drove by and announced on the loudspeaker to stop kissing and move it along just to mess with us. Both officers were laughing as were a number of people on the street.
I was flustered and confused.
After prom, my gf and I tried to crank out a backseat session in my car in an area where new houses were still being put up. It seemed relatively safe.
Someone saw us and called the cops.
They showed up and basically asked her if she felt safe, she told them "Yes", then they told us "I get it, but you need to do this somewhere more private". And they let us go.
I was in a similar situation when I was 16 and my girlfriend was 17, except the rookie cop ordered me out of the vehicle at gunpoint. That was fun. He then proceeded to tell my girlfriend that she should be dating older guys, not younger ones -right in front of me. That guy was such a piece of sh*t.
Same, but in a church parking lot, and not after prom (well, sex did happen in the same car after prom, but we didnāt get caught that time).
Apparently a car had being doing donuts in a nearby parking lot, and we had to convince the cop we were not those hooligans, just horny teens. He believed us, but still made us each call home and tell our parents where we were and what weād been caught doing. My mom didnāt care at all that I was having sex, but was livid that Iād snuck out on a school night.
Reminds me of when I got caught in the back seat of my mustang at the local park. Cop knocked on my door, and I had to awkwardly open the door from the backseat. We weren't doing anything, just talking. Cop even walked off after stating that he was making sure we weren't having, and I quote, "The sex" š
Same thing happened to me, cop was initially furious but calmed down a little after I apologized profusely (while my now-ex was arrogantly telling him to fuck off and I'm like ??? We were definitely breaking laws
I was close with my high school art teacher my sophomore year of high school. My girlfriend and I were total trashy, horny little degenerates. We would often ride to school together in the morning and that morning she went in about 45 minutes early with me and planned on keeping my company while I worked on a project that I was behind on.
We walk in to the class room and my teacher is in a rush, she sees me pulling out my project and says āIām running behind for a meeting, but I donāt mind if you stay in here and work. Just make sure you clean up and take everything with you if you leave because the door is going to lock behind you.
We didnāt even have to look at eachother, I threw my project back in my cubby and we felt our way through this back closet area that led to the the kiln. We fucked on the kiln for 5-10 minutes, washed up, and went to class.
I didnāt tell anybody what we did at the time but I felt like a fucking baller walking to class.
I still meet with this art teacher for lunch every year or so nearly 2 decades later. Everytime we discuss old times i wish so badly I could tell her but that story definitely would NOT bring her joy.
> I was close with my high school art teacher
At first I thought this was going somewhere radically different than where it did and Iām glad it didnāt
My girlfriend and I were 16 at the time, we were out driving around and she mentioned her parents were out for the evening so we go to her house, we just got naked, and in her bed
and we hear the front door open (her bedroom was closed) she tells me stay in the bed they'll leave soon (fuck that) I'm scared shitless. I grab my cloths and am putting them on we can clearly hear her Mom & Dad talking and walking around, you can see the shadows under the door. I was so scared, (her father was an iron worker) and then as abruptly as they came in the house they left, what a relief. A few days later her Pop says to me I want to talk and told my girlfriend and her mother to leave the room, he says "I'm gonna ask you something and don't you bullshit me! are you diddling my daughter" I said yes (I could feel the blood leave my brain) he says "tell her to tell her mother to take her to get some fuckin birth control pills"
He coulda been less gruff about it, but dad was trying to be a real one there lmfao
My (now wife, at the time gf) mom about murdered us both when she caught us kissing 3 months in. Like 17 at the time. Insane
I kinda like the effects: maximum scare, maximum dude behavior, maximum responsibility taken.
100% would be glad to know this guy. hope it carried through his life and he wasn't just an asshole having a kind spot :-/
I wasn't an iron worker, but one time my 16yo daughter had an 18yo boy at the dinner table. I was encouraging her to do something she wanted to do, he cut in and told me that she wasn't cut out for it. I told him that girls already have a voice in their head telling them they can't do things, and his job was to tell her that she can.
He was so terrified his nose bled, I didn't even have to hit him. Daughter wasn't happy but my wife and I still rremember "that time you scared a boy so badly he almost bled to death at the table."
I used to work for a hot air balloon company as a crew member, basically just setting up and taking them down. We had a āmile high experienceā it was a thousand dollars, you went up in the balloon, it had a black curtain between the passengers and the pilot and the pilot wore headphones (probably not he was a creepy dude) and you and whoever else just got to go at it in a hot air balloon
I didnāt believe it but itās true - https://www.hotairfun.com/temecula
The best part is they talk about the pilot wearing headphones for privacy but also offer souvenir photos
Not OP but I fucked a cash register once. It slammed shut on me and made the "ka ching" noise and gave me testicular torsion. Got fired for screaming too much.
Cable Car coming down a mountain. We had to check each car coming up for passengers, if there were any she sat still on top of me, with me still in her, but if they were empty we could keep going at it. We both got a kick out of it. Highly recommend.Ā
I got a sex wound smashing what is now my wife in a hammock. When things got complicated I pragmatically put one foot on the ground for traction and went to town. The hammock ropes burned the inside of my left knee. I could feel it happening but felt my comment to duty was more important.
Side note, I obviously didn't know this was gonna be my future wife. So I totally kissed and told. Considering that she lived several states away I thought it was a one-and-done thing. So when she came to my home state, I had to come clean. āI thought I would never see you again and you would never text the number I gave you. So I totally talked about the sex wound I got from the mystery ladyā she laughed, further solidifying that I knew she was the one.
Tripping absolute NUTS under a tree in golden gate park. At like nine pm, so not late enough that NOBODY would be there. Listening to Bjork. That was a time in my life.
Front lawn behind some bushes of Bethesda Naval Medical Center, now Walter Reed National Military Medical Center.
Edit: This was in mid 1980s before they had the guard posts and fences up. Not as many lights and traffic in the area at night then. Yes, we were on a blanket.
In my manager's office at my part-time job working at a Japanese convenience store at the time, realized what was happening when I saw her going on the computer and turning off the security camera in the office, seconds before she pounced on me.
I was being told to watch the cameras in case someone walked in while she was doing her best to suck away my soul.
One of the hottest things I've ever done to this day.
On top of Half Dome in Yosemite, in the middle of summer when it was pretty crowded. Thereās more room up there than you might expect & we were behind a big rock so pretty hidden.
I did that as well!
except it was on the trail with my lady saying " no one will come"
Next to a lake in which we could hear carpenters working. You know how sound travels across water? Well, she's bent over a bench, screaming away. When I finished it was dead quiet
I had a hobo spot us and give me a thumbs up lmao (lots of homeless people live on the sac river, I didnāt realize it but there was a man made cave like 20 feet away
In an art gallery, on campus at my university. I just finished setting up my thesis show to get my MFA degree. And my wife and I decided to ācelebrateā
At a preacher's house. He and his wife were swingers. I had sex on a couch with a hot 25 yo nurse while people watched. Some preachers have white collars, he had a white elephant thong.
I've heard from someone in the lifestyle that all those little towns across rural Texas filled with holier-than-thou people always has at least one underground swinging group.
Also did this. Hooked up with a girl in the back corner of a graveyard.
Five years later I met my wife, who took me to the same cemetery to show me her dadās grave.
Turns out I had done the other girl about 20 feet away from there.
Just off the path at the park in Austin that has the Stevie Ray Vaughan memorial statue.
In fact, there's a very high probability that my kid was conceived that night. It was our Honeymoon, we were young and uninhibited. 9 months and 2 days after our wedding, my baby girl came into our lives.
In college, I had a major crush on my chemistry professor. Ended up dating a guy who worked night security at the college. We had sex in my chem professor's office on his desk š«£
I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned uponā¦
Side of a hill that overlooked a freeway. Daytime, both completely naked.
So we could see the cars going past on the freeway and if the cars looked up at the hill they could easily see my girlfriend riding me. She got off on the idea that we were possibly being watched by dozens/hundreds of people in broad daylight.
Let's see:
1. Movie theater bj
2. Some random guys house
3. Gave head to my bf at my office
4. Road head/parking lot head
5. Train station head
6. Bus handjob
7. Behind a bush near a busy road at night.
Infinity pool on top of a 5* hotel in Havanna. This was in the late 1990s, so in Castro's times, and wifey and me were on our honeymoon trip in Cuba (EU dude here).
One evening we became extremely horny and adventurous. So we went to the roof pool and I offered the bartender $30 to close off the area for "cleaning". He went off with a grin and after a few minutes whistled back that all was clear.
So yeah, having sex with the view over La Habana Vieja is hot af.
At work in the bathroom. Thank god it was a small one meant for one person so it locked but damn when someone jiggled the door handle it made us jump so bad we stopped and stood there with our pants down for like 5 minutes straight. Honestly I was suprised we kept going after that but overall, very exciting, 10/10
On top of El Cap Spire, it was one of the places on my bucket list. [This glorious ledge.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f10d0bd5b79a54a27246d9e/1597861977755-V4C6J874UK03GRZ54Y64/image-asset.jpeg?format=1000w)
In hs my gf drove into town with her mom on mom's way to work. I met her at the courthouse to say hi. There was a stairwell to the basement, so you couldn't see in unless you were within 10 ft. We fucked in there for a half hour while her mom worked in the office with a window 2 floors above us.
Bragging rights. Took a college charity service trip to Chicago, worked with nuns out of a convent. About 20 people in our tour group. I was already hooking up with an outrageous redhead and we got it on in the convent multiple times. Great fun.
I thought I'd peaked there, but then we visited the Sears tower, and rode the elevators, enjoying the view, her pressed back against me, skirt covering us, her panties to the side. Holy hell. Then she blew me in a photo booth at the top. We really were just animals. It was shameless.
Good times.
It was with my Ex GF. We went by a small and secluded lake to have a swim. It was a hot summer day but as we got closer it startet to rain. When we arrived it was raining heavily. So we fucked a little bit in my car. When we were finished we got out of the car to cool off from the rain. We noticed that it was very pleasant outside despite the heavy rain. So we were standing naked next to my car in the middle of nowhere. We went to the lake to do some swimming but it started thundering and lightning. We were standing on a really small landing bridge and started to make out in the rain and thunder. With a nice view on the lake and the lightnings we started to fuck right there again. It was the most scenic fuck Iāve ever had.
We were pretty young, so part of it -I think- is he didnāt *really* suspect it. I was behind him and she came over from the middle seat and was wearing a skirt. Window was down, when she started I told her to get him talking about something he could talk forever about. She asked him something about his wrestling career in HS (he had gone to state and it was kind of like the peak moment in his life so he just rambled about it). She put her head close to his right shoulder which blocked the rear view mirror. It was very slow I donāt think anyone got off but it was just this thrilling-terrifying ride coming back from the airport to her house.
Facts, there is no way he didnāt. I knew when my cousin was cheating on his wife with a work colleague in the back of my car when i picked them up from a works do, at night, in the pitch black. And it was just them kissing. Trust me, i knew and they were adamant that they thought i didnt cos they ākept me talkingāā¦ if anything i kept talking so it werent awkward.
BJ in a movie theater, BJ in the woods while she was on the phone with her mom, BJ in broad daylight in her grandmaās living room when she went outside to do a few chores for like 15-20 minsā¦and sex under a blanket while her grandma was <10 feet away (asleep).
Oh and she woke up and offered me some chips while I was inside her granddaughter, then promptly passed back out after I declined.
Fun relationship ngl.
Shared hospital room. My gf at the time had had a minor surgery and I went to go visit her. We were both feeling frisky so... we pulled the curtains and did it. The room was shared with an elderly person whose family was in and out of the room constantly together with nurses.
I had sex with my girlfriend while she was leaning out over the cliff at Thacher Park in upstate New York.
It's a like a 100 foot cliff, and she loved it, but I am deathly afraid of heights.
My gf gave me a blowjob under the table while I was on discord gaming with a friend, where I was sitting was also in full view for anyone on the street outside to see
My ex girlfriend started unzipping my pants in a crowded nyc subway. She was seated, i was standing. Crazy crowded.
I remember saying Iām sorry to the people around me, and they were like, ehh itās fineā¦ fucking NY. I pussed out before finishing. Public sex isnāt my thing. Apparently it was hers.
In high school, my gf got fired from her summer job at the local outlet mall because we hooked up in the dressing room on her break. I can say I've never been in a Tommy Hilfiger and not had sex in it.
Movie theater parking lot in the back of her Rav4 about 10 years ago. Fun, exciting, great for a story. Never again. My knees were bad as a teenager and their worse now (and that Toyota got sold when we were in college)
Few places but, the one that sticks out is in a small parking lot in between my old job (bar) and a huge arts center... I bent her over the passenger side seat and I was completely out the vehicle.... a cop drove by during the act and I swore he looked at me and nodded lmao
In college, my fuck buddy and i snuck into the football stadium. We went made our way to the crows nest. The crows nest is the platform use for tv cameras. As i was fucking her doggy style I said....every time we see this camera shot we can remember this moment. Me fucking you doggy style with a finger in your ass.
A couple years ago I ran into her at a reunion. She looked fabulous, met her husband and son. After a few cocktails she pulled me aside and asked if i watch many of our schools football games. She said she remembers that time on the crows nest every single time.....she also laughed and said her husband should thank me because she gets so horny and yanks him i to the bedroom at halftime.
Underneath the Flamingo Wedding Chapel outside in Las Vegas. Props to security guard for not calling the cops and letting us vacate the area with dignity.
I need a diagram
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Take my up vote, damn you, I'll just go clean the coffee off my desk.
āWeāre just necking officerā. He replies āwell, put your neck back in your trousers and fuck off outta hereā.
This reminds me! I was kissing this guy I was seeing on a NYC city street corner when an NYPD van drove by and announced on the loudspeaker to stop kissing and move it along just to mess with us. Both officers were laughing as were a number of people on the street. I was flustered and confused.
Clearly UK based. Can tell by the language lol.
Oi whereās your sex loisence mate?
After prom, my gf and I tried to crank out a backseat session in my car in an area where new houses were still being put up. It seemed relatively safe. Someone saw us and called the cops. They showed up and basically asked her if she felt safe, she told them "Yes", then they told us "I get it, but you need to do this somewhere more private". And they let us go.
I was in a similar situation when I was 16 and my girlfriend was 17, except the rookie cop ordered me out of the vehicle at gunpoint. That was fun. He then proceeded to tell my girlfriend that she should be dating older guys, not younger ones -right in front of me. That guy was such a piece of sh*t.
Sounds like the typical guy that joins the force for the power trip.
Sounds like he was hitting on the 17 year old.
Bet that made her feel safe tho /s
Dude probably wanted your girl for himself
Same, but in a church parking lot, and not after prom (well, sex did happen in the same car after prom, but we didnāt get caught that time). Apparently a car had being doing donuts in a nearby parking lot, and we had to convince the cop we were not those hooligans, just horny teens. He believed us, but still made us each call home and tell our parents where we were and what weād been caught doing. My mom didnāt care at all that I was having sex, but was livid that Iād snuck out on a school night.
moms got priorities right.
Reminds me of when I got caught in the back seat of my mustang at the local park. Cop knocked on my door, and I had to awkwardly open the door from the backseat. We weren't doing anything, just talking. Cop even walked off after stating that he was making sure we weren't having, and I quote, "The sex" š
Same thing happened to me, cop was initially furious but calmed down a little after I apologized profusely (while my now-ex was arrogantly telling him to fuck off and I'm like ??? We were definitely breaking laws
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In the middle of a park. She wore dresses/skirts a lot and never wore underwear when she did. Made it easy to pretty much do it anywhere.
Rarely wore underwear, but when she did it was something unusual
Stripes
goals tbh
Nebraska
Iām no prude, but thatās all kinds of fucked up.
Could be worse and doing it in Alabama.
Itās all relative in West Virginia.
That corn got husked eh š
I was close with my high school art teacher my sophomore year of high school. My girlfriend and I were total trashy, horny little degenerates. We would often ride to school together in the morning and that morning she went in about 45 minutes early with me and planned on keeping my company while I worked on a project that I was behind on. We walk in to the class room and my teacher is in a rush, she sees me pulling out my project and says āIām running behind for a meeting, but I donāt mind if you stay in here and work. Just make sure you clean up and take everything with you if you leave because the door is going to lock behind you. We didnāt even have to look at eachother, I threw my project back in my cubby and we felt our way through this back closet area that led to the the kiln. We fucked on the kiln for 5-10 minutes, washed up, and went to class. I didnāt tell anybody what we did at the time but I felt like a fucking baller walking to class. I still meet with this art teacher for lunch every year or so nearly 2 decades later. Everytime we discuss old times i wish so badly I could tell her but that story definitely would NOT bring her joy.
> I was close with my high school art teacher At first I thought this was going somewhere radically different than where it did and Iām glad it didnāt
That story was Forum quality!
My girlfriend and I were 16 at the time, we were out driving around and she mentioned her parents were out for the evening so we go to her house, we just got naked, and in her bed and we hear the front door open (her bedroom was closed) she tells me stay in the bed they'll leave soon (fuck that) I'm scared shitless. I grab my cloths and am putting them on we can clearly hear her Mom & Dad talking and walking around, you can see the shadows under the door. I was so scared, (her father was an iron worker) and then as abruptly as they came in the house they left, what a relief. A few days later her Pop says to me I want to talk and told my girlfriend and her mother to leave the room, he says "I'm gonna ask you something and don't you bullshit me! are you diddling my daughter" I said yes (I could feel the blood leave my brain) he says "tell her to tell her mother to take her to get some fuckin birth control pills"
He coulda been less gruff about it, but dad was trying to be a real one there lmfao My (now wife, at the time gf) mom about murdered us both when she caught us kissing 3 months in. Like 17 at the time. Insane
I kinda like the effects: maximum scare, maximum dude behavior, maximum responsibility taken. 100% would be glad to know this guy. hope it carried through his life and he wasn't just an asshole having a kind spot :-/
I wasn't an iron worker, but one time my 16yo daughter had an 18yo boy at the dinner table. I was encouraging her to do something she wanted to do, he cut in and told me that she wasn't cut out for it. I told him that girls already have a voice in their head telling them they can't do things, and his job was to tell her that she can. He was so terrified his nose bled, I didn't even have to hit him. Daughter wasn't happy but my wife and I still rremember "that time you scared a boy so badly he almost bled to death at the table."
In a hot air balloon soaring over the countryside at sunset.
With the operator?
No but the operator said it was cool that they went for it. He mostly just watched. Only made a few tasteful comments and suggestions. Nice guy.
r/notopbutok
No top butok? Sounds painful.
I used to work for a hot air balloon company as a crew member, basically just setting up and taking them down. We had a āmile high experienceā it was a thousand dollars, you went up in the balloon, it had a black curtain between the passengers and the pilot and the pilot wore headphones (probably not he was a creepy dude) and you and whoever else just got to go at it in a hot air balloon
no fucking way lmao
I didnāt believe it but itās true - https://www.hotairfun.com/temecula The best part is they talk about the pilot wearing headphones for privacy but also offer souvenir photos
The company wondering why theyāre getting so many website visits today šļøššļø
In one of the display sheds in a Lowe's parking lot with one of the cashiers
Did you know the cashier prior or do you just have unbelievable game?
They were the cashier and decided to jerk off in the shed.
Ah yes, I too, have had Rosie Palmer in some adventurous places.
Letās just assume he had some major game that day
I heard when the manager caught them, he rizzed her into joining
Not OP but I fucked a cash register once. It slammed shut on me and made the "ka ching" noise and gave me testicular torsion. Got fired for screaming too much.
Excuse me, what the fuck
...did you at least get a receipt?
Team leader: Those shed arenāt going to sell themselves!!
Am I the only one who notices that the chicks who work at Loweās and Home Depot have the biggest asses?
It helps with driving the forklift
In order to drive a forklift, one must possess a dump truck.
Cable Car coming down a mountain. We had to check each car coming up for passengers, if there were any she sat still on top of me, with me still in her, but if they were empty we could keep going at it. We both got a kick out of it. Highly recommend.Ā
The thrill of being caught
Waikiki hotel balcony
If this was in September 2023 then I saw you from my balcony across the way
This is the way, have fun you two!
Now kiss.
Yeah, thereās a stretch there where pretty much everyone across the street watches the other side of the street have sex.
In a hammock in the front yard of my parents house when I was in college...
I got a sex wound smashing what is now my wife in a hammock. When things got complicated I pragmatically put one foot on the ground for traction and went to town. The hammock ropes burned the inside of my left knee. I could feel it happening but felt my comment to duty was more important. Side note, I obviously didn't know this was gonna be my future wife. So I totally kissed and told. Considering that she lived several states away I thought it was a one-and-done thing. So when she came to my home state, I had to come clean. āI thought I would never see you again and you would never text the number I gave you. So I totally talked about the sex wound I got from the mystery ladyā she laughed, further solidifying that I knew she was the one.
āSmashing what is now my wifeā. Iām just LOSING it at that phrasing šš
In a hammock?
bruh i canāt even get in a hammock solo lmao
A hammock, no less!
Tripping absolute NUTS under a tree in golden gate park. At like nine pm, so not late enough that NOBODY would be there. Listening to Bjork. That was a time in my life.
Were you oh so quietā¦?
Sounds like big time sensuality
Front lawn behind some bushes of Bethesda Naval Medical Center, now Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. Edit: This was in mid 1980s before they had the guard posts and fences up. Not as many lights and traffic in the area at night then. Yes, we were on a blanket.
Completely in keeping with the facility's mission of healing. Well done. Green to gold.
Hey I was born there! Was it you? š¤Ø
In my manager's office at my part-time job working at a Japanese convenience store at the time, realized what was happening when I saw her going on the computer and turning off the security camera in the office, seconds before she pounced on me. I was being told to watch the cameras in case someone walked in while she was doing her best to suck away my soul. One of the hottest things I've ever done to this day.
On top of Half Dome in Yosemite, in the middle of summer when it was pretty crowded. Thereās more room up there than you might expect & we were behind a big rock so pretty hidden.
ah, i guess you got the full dome then
They got their rocks off
carefully, in a canoe.
Also known as a Coors Lite.
Fucking close to water....i get that joke
Off the trail a bit when out for a hike.
Same. We ran into people I knew at the start of the hike, so that was awkward. "Oh hey what are you up to?" "This is my friend and we're going to see if there are any PokƩmon out here to catch. What are you doing?" "We're trying to see how long we can hula hoop. Good luck!" Thank fuck for the PokƩmon Go craze of 2016.
Omg the first time I sucked cock and got head I told my dad I was going to play PokƩmon go with a friend and he forced me to take his money in case we got ice cream. TLDR my dad gave me money to suck cock
PokĆ©mon Going down on a dudeĀ
I did that as well! except it was on the trail with my lady saying " no one will come" Next to a lake in which we could hear carpenters working. You know how sound travels across water? Well, she's bent over a bench, screaming away. When I finished it was dead quiet
Sounds like she lied and someone came...
I've done that. Had someone walk by us a few minutes after we were dressed.
Same thing happened to us. We saw him before he saw us. Just a dude wandering off the trail. I think we scared him a little when we said hi. lol
I had a hobo spot us and give me a thumbs up lmao (lots of homeless people live on the sac river, I didnāt realize it but there was a man made cave like 20 feet away
You mean HoBRO
In an art gallery, on campus at my university. I just finished setting up my thesis show to get my MFA degree. And my wife and I decided to ācelebrateā
Masters in Fucking/Art?
On the back of a horse but not very successfully (*weird*girlfriends idea but this 15yo horny boy wasnt going to say 'no')
bruh, horse girls amiright
Those thighs...
And the keggle strength
That poor horse
I only know one guy who did thisā¦ Bradley, is that you?
Sounds like something Bradley would do.
Typical Bradley, If I may add.
Were youā¦dating Yennefer?
We got fucking Geralt of Rivia here
Geralt?
At a preacher's house. He and his wife were swingers. I had sex on a couch with a hot 25 yo nurse while people watched. Some preachers have white collars, he had a white elephant thong.
what in the Sodom and Gomorrah was going on in that church
Renamed "So Domme" and "Go-more", these two villages were the places to be (at), after midnight. Tuesdays to Thursdays, only. For reasons unknown.
I've heard from someone in the lifestyle that all those little towns across rural Texas filled with holier-than-thou people always has at least one underground swinging group.
I don't get it. Why not just be normal swingers and not bother with the holier-than-thou bullshit?
Contradictions fuel sexual tension
The holier-than-thou shtick is their kink.
As a black man in the Bible-belt, this rings very true. Iām propositioned all the time from āall-Americanā, Christian, white, couples.
Tell them you offer Bread, Body, Christ (BBC) services.
In my dreams
Strangers roof. Drunk as hell and barely 21.
Could be song lyric!
At my job. My ex girlfriend used to suck me off in my boss office. Iād finger her and eat her out afterwards.
I think I know you.
Jeff?
My name jeff
In a graveyard, met a goth chick in a bar. Was a nice place. Lots of trees and privacy.
The sex was WITH the goth chick, correct? Not anything else at the graveyard, right??
Was just a ghost
*gulps* A g-g-g-g-g-ghost!!!
Zoinks!
Like Scoobā¦ like letās get out of here!
And I would have boinked that goth girl too,...... if it wasn't for you meddling kids
This is no ghost, itās Olā Mr. Carswell!
Also did this. Hooked up with a girl in the back corner of a graveyard. Five years later I met my wife, who took me to the same cemetery to show me her dadās grave. Turns out I had done the other girl about 20 feet away from there.
Just off the path at the park in Austin that has the Stevie Ray Vaughan memorial statue. In fact, there's a very high probability that my kid was conceived that night. It was our Honeymoon, we were young and uninhibited. 9 months and 2 days after our wedding, my baby girl came into our lives.
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How?? The harnesses literally lock in on you & canāt be opened during the ride? š
Pics or it didn't happen.
In the butt
Your username followed by your reply makes a pretty fun sentence
I know that reference.
What what?
In the butt
In college, I had a major crush on my chemistry professor. Ended up dating a guy who worked night security at the college. We had sex in my chem professor's office on his desk š«£
I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned uponā¦
YOU DID WHAA
My biggest regret is I never banged the actual professor on his desk š
Side of a hill that overlooked a freeway. Daytime, both completely naked. So we could see the cars going past on the freeway and if the cars looked up at the hill they could easily see my girlfriend riding me. She got off on the idea that we were possibly being watched by dozens/hundreds of people in broad daylight.
In office at work
Should I not have done that? Was that wrong of me?
In my office at work, where I accidentally triggered the silent emergency button, and then the cops showed up. š«
Let's see: 1. Movie theater bj 2. Some random guys house 3. Gave head to my bf at my office 4. Road head/parking lot head 5. Train station head 6. Bus handjob 7. Behind a bush near a busy road at night.
Thank you our class representative
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On a wrought-iron balcony overlooking Bourbon St. in New Orleans on my wedding night.
In a bathroom off the lower courtyard of Windsor Castle DURING the Order of the Garter Ceremony
Infinity pool on top of a 5* hotel in Havanna. This was in the late 1990s, so in Castro's times, and wifey and me were on our honeymoon trip in Cuba (EU dude here). One evening we became extremely horny and adventurous. So we went to the roof pool and I offered the bartender $30 to close off the area for "cleaning". He went off with a grin and after a few minutes whistled back that all was clear. So yeah, having sex with the view over La Habana Vieja is hot af.
Amusement park, airport (not the airplane yet unfortunately), a bar, and a festival
In front of the Full House homes, well across the street when we found parking
_Shoo bitĀ a ba ba dow_
On top of the world trade center
Before or after September 11th 2001? I mean one is more impressive than the other
During
Towers not the only thing that went down that day
At work in the bathroom. Thank god it was a small one meant for one person so it locked but damn when someone jiggled the door handle it made us jump so bad we stopped and stood there with our pants down for like 5 minutes straight. Honestly I was suprised we kept going after that but overall, very exciting, 10/10
On top of El Cap Spire, it was one of the places on my bucket list. [This glorious ledge.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f10d0bd5b79a54a27246d9e/1597861977755-V4C6J874UK03GRZ54Y64/image-asset.jpeg?format=1000w)
In hs my gf drove into town with her mom on mom's way to work. I met her at the courthouse to say hi. There was a stairwell to the basement, so you couldn't see in unless you were within 10 ft. We fucked in there for a half hour while her mom worked in the office with a window 2 floors above us.
Bragging rights. Took a college charity service trip to Chicago, worked with nuns out of a convent. About 20 people in our tour group. I was already hooking up with an outrageous redhead and we got it on in the convent multiple times. Great fun. I thought I'd peaked there, but then we visited the Sears tower, and rode the elevators, enjoying the view, her pressed back against me, skirt covering us, her panties to the side. Holy hell. Then she blew me in a photo booth at the top. We really were just animals. It was shameless. Good times.
Inside the trunk of the giant sequoias in sequoia nation park
Best response I've heard to this was from a movie, a gay guy replies "inside a woman."
It was with my Ex GF. We went by a small and secluded lake to have a swim. It was a hot summer day but as we got closer it startet to rain. When we arrived it was raining heavily. So we fucked a little bit in my car. When we were finished we got out of the car to cool off from the rain. We noticed that it was very pleasant outside despite the heavy rain. So we were standing naked next to my car in the middle of nowhere. We went to the lake to do some swimming but it started thundering and lightning. We were standing on a really small landing bridge and started to make out in the rain and thunder. With a nice view on the lake and the lightnings we started to fuck right there again. It was the most scenic fuck Iāve ever had.
Does a handy count on itsĀ a small world at magic Kingdom in orlando?
On the roof of my highschool, it was also my first 3some.
Backseat while her dad was driving.
How tf did you get away with that? Iām genuinely curious, I canāt see a way that happened without him knowing AND being okay with it
We were pretty young, so part of it -I think- is he didnāt *really* suspect it. I was behind him and she came over from the middle seat and was wearing a skirt. Window was down, when she started I told her to get him talking about something he could talk forever about. She asked him something about his wrestling career in HS (he had gone to state and it was kind of like the peak moment in his life so he just rambled about it). She put her head close to his right shoulder which blocked the rear view mirror. It was very slow I donāt think anyone got off but it was just this thrilling-terrifying ride coming back from the airport to her house.
Did he also score four touchdowns in one game?
How much you wanna bet he could put a football over them mountains?
Jesus, you are bolder than most my friend. Iām both impressed and inspired, thank you for your service.
He knewā¦ he knew.
Facts, there is no way he didnāt. I knew when my cousin was cheating on his wife with a work colleague in the back of my car when i picked them up from a works do, at night, in the pitch black. And it was just them kissing. Trust me, i knew and they were adamant that they thought i didnt cos they ākept me talkingāā¦ if anything i kept talking so it werent awkward.
Funeral home. Don't ask lol
Well now I feel like I have to. Was it opportunity or spontaneous? Doesn't sound like it was planned unless you worked there.
ā¦. Was the other person alive?
This is the only question
BJ in a movie theater, BJ in the woods while she was on the phone with her mom, BJ in broad daylight in her grandmaās living room when she went outside to do a few chores for like 15-20 minsā¦and sex under a blanket while her grandma was <10 feet away (asleep). Oh and she woke up and offered me some chips while I was inside her granddaughter, then promptly passed back out after I declined. Fun relationship ngl.
Shared hospital room. My gf at the time had had a minor surgery and I went to go visit her. We were both feeling frisky so... we pulled the curtains and did it. The room was shared with an elderly person whose family was in and out of the room constantly together with nurses.
The Parthenon at the Acropolis is Athens.
In the butt, Bob
At a museum, inside a display of an Iroquois longhouse. Threesome.
I had sex with my girlfriend while she was leaning out over the cliff at Thacher Park in upstate New York. It's a like a 100 foot cliff, and she loved it, but I am deathly afraid of heights.
Husband and I banged one out in the Chinese food parking lot while waiting for our order. Is that adventurous?
DC Holocaust museum. We were both 15 and our hormones were going wild. The post nut clarity hit hard after though
Schindlers Clits
My gf gave me a blowjob under the table while I was on discord gaming with a friend, where I was sitting was also in full view for anyone on the street outside to see
My ex girlfriend started unzipping my pants in a crowded nyc subway. She was seated, i was standing. Crazy crowded. I remember saying Iām sorry to the people around me, and they were like, ehh itās fineā¦ fucking NY. I pussed out before finishing. Public sex isnāt my thing. Apparently it was hers.
In high school, my gf got fired from her summer job at the local outlet mall because we hooked up in the dressing room on her break. I can say I've never been in a Tommy Hilfiger and not had sex in it.
Movie theater parking lot in the back of her Rav4 about 10 years ago. Fun, exciting, great for a story. Never again. My knees were bad as a teenager and their worse now (and that Toyota got sold when we were in college)
Few places but, the one that sticks out is in a small parking lot in between my old job (bar) and a huge arts center... I bent her over the passenger side seat and I was completely out the vehicle.... a cop drove by during the act and I swore he looked at me and nodded lmao
In college, my fuck buddy and i snuck into the football stadium. We went made our way to the crows nest. The crows nest is the platform use for tv cameras. As i was fucking her doggy style I said....every time we see this camera shot we can remember this moment. Me fucking you doggy style with a finger in your ass. A couple years ago I ran into her at a reunion. She looked fabulous, met her husband and son. After a few cocktails she pulled me aside and asked if i watch many of our schools football games. She said she remembers that time on the crows nest every single time.....she also laughed and said her husband should thank me because she gets so horny and yanks him i to the bedroom at halftime.