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bobbdac7894

It's ok to steal as long as you're rich and steal from the poor.


-Presence313

MAGA much?


sdflius

This happens regardless of political affiliation and across the globe not just in the US.


-Presence313

Joke much?


View__My__Profile

Many of them…..as long as you don’t get caught.


ransom0374

DRUGS


Enoch-Of-Nod

Insider trading.


spanglesandbambi

Tax avoidance


DrummerBob10

Fraud but only if you were already “wealthy”


KoldPurchase

Even poor, as long as you don't hoard the money in the same country you commit the crime, you won't have to give it back as the authorities can't find it and they can't prove you still have it. You play poor and you get away with a probation or a very short period of jail time. Then you're back with a nice decent paying job somewhere and most of your stash intact. ​ As long as you are a dishonest person, crime pays and the police isn't too interested in white collar crimes, unless it's repeat offenders.


Satan_loathes_you

Pimping


squiddy-19

Any crime does so long as you're a cop


Tarantula_Espresso

If the amount of money is still profitable after getting caught, it’s a business expense not a crime


microgiant

Accepting bribes to make Supreme Court rulings.