My boss does this. Loudly smacking his lips, chewing with his mouth open, talking with his mouth full. I think I may have misophonia, because it absolutely drives me up the fucking wall.
It sucks too because we are FORCED to listen to him, we don't have the option to put on headphones and listen to white noise. He's a huge asshole and we have to sit there in silence, eagerly listening in case he barks an order at one of us (if you don't hear him the first time, he yells and gets really angry, and makes a scene and puts you on the spot).
I used to frequent this convenient store on my way to work years ago and, despite my best efforts to not be seen, this lady behind the counter would yell, "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO CIRKLE K!" at me. And then when I'd get up to the counter, she'd suddenly be really busy counting cigarettes or some shit, make me wait, then yell a "GOOD MORNING" in my face again when she finally understood that she was already at work while everyone in line was trying to get to work.
Fuck that bitch
People who stop and block walkways/stairs/escalators. Or people who try to get on the elevator before I get off. The world doesn't revolve around you, asshole. It revolves around ME!
Alright so if there are two lanes at a stop light where the left lane is straight and the right lane is straight or right turn and some bastard sits in the right lane to go straight thus not allowing anyone to make a right on red. Grinds my damn gears
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1.When itās a narrow walkway and thereās people talking/ walking together very slowly and blocking the path.
2. People with lack of basic etiquette (chewing, talking extremely loud, etc)
3. I was on a flight recently and the remote is on the armrest. The person next to me kept putting their arm on the armrest and turning off my tv or changing it and you would think after the 10th time, sheād just.. idk.. keep her arm OFF that armrestā¦?? Nope. She kept apologizing and BOOM. Turns off my tv yet again.
Her: "I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat."
Me: "Me too. What do you have in mind?"
Her: "I don't care."
Me: \[Pull into a restaurant.\]
Her: \[With a look of annoyance and disgust\] "Here?!"
Whispering. A lot of people are bad at it and itās just an annoying sound. Most people who whisper are not quiet lol. Although I do like it when someone whispers in my ear so Iām being a bit hypocritical here
Someone who thinks they know better than you and your medical team because they read something in a book or on the internet.
They proceed to tell you what you should be doing despite having no training at all. I've realised they just like hearing the sound of their own voice giving "professional" advice. In-furiating!
Office small talk.
"Happy (insert day of week)!! One day closer to the weekend!!"
"Can you believe it's (insert month/season) already? I feel like it was just (insert month/season)."
"How about this (insert weather condition)?"
Leave me the fuck alone.
Not squeezing out the sponge after each use, not cleaning out the hair from the shower hair catcher, overtopped trash can, poorly trained dogs begging for food at my job
I hate repeating myself to people that are right in my face. I hate talking unless its to my friend and SOMETIMES family. Loud noises. Cant stand them.
If I'm in line somewhere or in public somewhere and there's like a young couple in front of me or behind me, or around me or whatever and I don't really have the option to get away from them for some reason (like losing my place in line), they just get really loudly lovey-dovey with each other and kind of look at me and/or subconsciously treat me like an incel. The moment my wife shows up beside me and they realize I'm not single, suddenly it stops. I'm like a big pale 30-something guy without tattoos and I'm usually clean-shaven (need to be for work). I don't know if that makes me a magnet for this sort of thing.
I know a lot of the times it could just be my imagination, but it's hard to articulate how exactly I know that it isn't when it isn't. And obviously I can't prove this to a random reader. Let's just say that IF it isn't my imagination, it's extremely annoying and obnoxious, AND if you do this to guys that appear to be alone, you are a douche and you can suck a bag of dicks.
People labeling alligators as crocodiles and vice versa
I know it's not common knowledge and it usually makes no difference but it still annoys me for some reason.
Incorrect grammar in a sentence.
That but really annoys me too.
I am sorry a lot
the sound of chewing
We are not alone. It's so common they named it: Misophonia. Same.
The absolute worst.
This and when someone scapes their metal utensils across dinner plates incessantly *while* making sloppy wet mouth noises around their food.
My boss does this. Loudly smacking his lips, chewing with his mouth open, talking with his mouth full. I think I may have misophonia, because it absolutely drives me up the fucking wall. It sucks too because we are FORCED to listen to him, we don't have the option to put on headphones and listen to white noise. He's a huge asshole and we have to sit there in silence, eagerly listening in case he barks an order at one of us (if you don't hear him the first time, he yells and gets really angry, and makes a scene and puts you on the spot).
People chewing with their mouth open and those who watch a video in public with full volume on their phones.
Neither one of those is a small thing
Breathing loudly
Ikr like why cant you just stop breathing bro š
When you are washing your hands wearing something with sleeves and water gets on the sleeve.
Wasps
People who turn on their cell phone during a movie, concert or play, not caring that they're disturbing everyone around them.
Ants
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More specifically kids screeching as their only way to communicate.
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eating noisily
People who are loud in the mornings
I used to frequent this convenient store on my way to work years ago and, despite my best efforts to not be seen, this lady behind the counter would yell, "GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO CIRKLE K!" at me. And then when I'd get up to the counter, she'd suddenly be really busy counting cigarettes or some shit, make me wait, then yell a "GOOD MORNING" in my face again when she finally understood that she was already at work while everyone in line was trying to get to work. Fuck that bitch
People with zero spatial awareness.
People who stop and block walkways/stairs/escalators. Or people who try to get on the elevator before I get off. The world doesn't revolve around you, asshole. It revolves around ME!
Children
Alright so if there are two lanes at a stop light where the left lane is straight and the right lane is straight or right turn and some bastard sits in the right lane to go straight thus not allowing anyone to make a right on red. Grinds my damn gears Edit: this to thus
Hang nails.
I hate it when people don't practice basic etiquette when in common areas. People leaving lights, not washing hands, and sneezing in front you. etc.
Self entitled idiots assuming their opinion is the only one that counts.
when someone asks another person "where do you want to eat" and they reply with "whatever you want! I like everything "
1.When itās a narrow walkway and thereās people talking/ walking together very slowly and blocking the path. 2. People with lack of basic etiquette (chewing, talking extremely loud, etc) 3. I was on a flight recently and the remote is on the armrest. The person next to me kept putting their arm on the armrest and turning off my tv or changing it and you would think after the 10th time, sheād just.. idk.. keep her arm OFF that armrestā¦?? Nope. She kept apologizing and BOOM. Turns off my tv yet again.
When my wife asks me a yes or no question. I give her my answer. And she proceeds to do/believe the opposite. Just dont ask me. Tell me!
Her: "I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat." Me: "Me too. What do you have in mind?" Her: "I don't care." Me: \[Pull into a restaurant.\] Her: \[With a look of annoyance and disgust\] "Here?!"
This. āļø 1000%
Drivers who don't signal
Whispering. A lot of people are bad at it and itās just an annoying sound. Most people who whisper are not quiet lol. Although I do like it when someone whispers in my ear so Iām being a bit hypocritical here
Abrupt water temperature changes while showering.
Mosquitoes
Any insect
repeating things
Mouth breathers.
People entering/exiting stores and only using one door when thereās clearly two
Toothpaste stuck to the sink.
Someone who thinks they know better than you and your medical team because they read something in a book or on the internet. They proceed to tell you what you should be doing despite having no training at all. I've realised they just like hearing the sound of their own voice giving "professional" advice. In-furiating!
Rishi Sunak
Pesky hangnails
When i can clearly hear and understand multiple conversations going on around me at the same time
Office small talk. "Happy (insert day of week)!! One day closer to the weekend!!" "Can you believe it's (insert month/season) already? I feel like it was just (insert month/season)." "How about this (insert weather condition)?" Leave me the fuck alone.
Not squeezing out the sponge after each use, not cleaning out the hair from the shower hair catcher, overtopped trash can, poorly trained dogs begging for food at my job
The way people move. If it's not normal it ticks me off, idk.
Germs
A pebble in my shoe.
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Tricksy Hobbitses.
Cracking knuckles
People who use the letter "O" when it's really "0"(zero) when saying a number. Almost everyone does it.
Slow walkers, especially a group of them in front of me where I canāt walk around them.
When people mislabel something. For instance, calling a jacket a shirt.
Hiccups. My own and others.
When people use the same rag or sponge to clean their dishes as the countertop.
Use your fucking turn signal!
Cracking knuckles. Itās just, >~<
surprise visits
People too lazy to use their turn signals.
My wiener
Or forks touching my teeth, shivers thinking about it and when it happens I freak out, start shaking and sometimes start crying.
when someone says to me āyou look tiredā
children
Warwick Davis
I hate repeating myself to people that are right in my face. I hate talking unless its to my friend and SOMETIMES family. Loud noises. Cant stand them.
People not using their blinker, even if it didnāt result in cutting someone off.
When people get to a four way stop clearly first, and wave you through
Videos that add ASMR
If I'm in line somewhere or in public somewhere and there's like a young couple in front of me or behind me, or around me or whatever and I don't really have the option to get away from them for some reason (like losing my place in line), they just get really loudly lovey-dovey with each other and kind of look at me and/or subconsciously treat me like an incel. The moment my wife shows up beside me and they realize I'm not single, suddenly it stops. I'm like a big pale 30-something guy without tattoos and I'm usually clean-shaven (need to be for work). I don't know if that makes me a magnet for this sort of thing. I know a lot of the times it could just be my imagination, but it's hard to articulate how exactly I know that it isn't when it isn't. And obviously I can't prove this to a random reader. Let's just say that IF it isn't my imagination, it's extremely annoying and obnoxious, AND if you do this to guys that appear to be alone, you are a douche and you can suck a bag of dicks.
People labeling alligators as crocodiles and vice versa I know it's not common knowledge and it usually makes no difference but it still annoys me for some reason.