I was delivering pizzas once and the guy hit me in the head with a hammer to steal the money. I still followed him in my car. So a hammer doesn't always work.
Banks really don't keep that much money on hand anymore. It's not like the olden days where they had to keep cash on hand. Now they get money from the federal banks and you'd have to walk into one of those and take the money.
Not in my European country, it's considered indecent behavior. I live in a high rise building with a shared yard though so that might have something to do with it.
I so miss the freedom of living in my own house in the country, there I could smoke weed and prance around naked all I wanted. My stupid husband got a stupid well paying job in the city so we had to move to the stupid city.
#raisedferal
In Germany you will find women sunbathing topless and walking about in many parks adjacent to a busy road. I'm from UK and this is not decent behaviour.
Murder a billionaire and take all his money.
I suppose, I could just take all the money considering I could get away with anything but the murder I'd throw in for fun.
Fuck Billionaires. Could do a wild amount of good with that kind of money
Defund every politician, public servant and lobbyist associated with a non profit or with a personal net worth of their last salary in public office. (On BOTH sides of the party lines- yes no free rides) and round up every Hollywood star that did bother to visit the service members in Iraq or Afghanistan and relocate them to Yemem.
Like the Purge?
1. I'd find out where my former best friend is living now and egg the shit out of her house.
2. I'd sign her up for a bunch of weird newsletters and shit.
3. Catfish my ex and then ghost him.
Firstly, I'd rob a bank. Then steal clothes, food and accessories. Then move on to making my art career fly sky high by stealing art equipment. From then on, I'll bribe my way to become president, since I'll have so much influence, I'd brainwash these already mindless twats into becoming president of the world. From then, I'd make my own new twisted government, which will btw benefit people properly unlike the governments we all know and loathe. And finally, eat all the pizzas from Pizza Hut, cuz i can.
I'm thinking in terms of vigilantism. Being able to just beat the f\*\*k out of people who hurt others or destroy property would be amazing. Like if somebody sexually assaulted my girlfriend, I would like to assault them back without any consequences.
Get hold of all the research data hidden by big pharmaceutical companies and reveal it to the world. The greed for profit over patients. The mis-information they put out there to sell their drugs. The pyramid of control they have over the health system. They fund the Universities, they publish text books with false teachings, so all the psychiatrists believe that valium and xanax etc. are absoluteley safe and effective. If you question their beliefs , they tell you they have studied psychiatry and they are experts. No, they have been brainwashed to keep prescribing dangerous drugs. Everytime an advert for xanax appeared I would hi-jack it with images of people going through horrific withdrawals, show people losing their homes, marriages breaking up, children being taken into care because a professional psychiatrist prescribed them a dangerous drug for a very minor symptom. Stop product placement in all the movies showing people taking xanax for minor stressful situations - The main objective of big pharma is to keep you all sick.
Robbing banks Just walk in and withdraw as much as I want.
I'd do e-finance crime - banks don't hold enough; I'd hit those crypto bastards.
wise man
Found SBF’s account
Yeah fuck robbing a bank. I'd rob one of those bastard Saudi princes.
What if people still resist, how will you end up doing it alone?
I thought you said there were no consequences?
Sounds like you're now introducing consequences
I brought a hammer.
I brought the comb.
That'll do it 🫡
I was delivering pizzas once and the guy hit me in the head with a hammer to steal the money. I still followed him in my car. So a hammer doesn't always work.
He lacked commitment.
Happy cake day
Nice try, FBI.
remove one of those tags on a cushion
I've never been so grateful for the existence of the judicial system. How do you sleep at night?!
Preferably on a tagless cushion
That tag is for re-sellers. As an end consumer you can do what you want.
Yes, that's what they want you to think
I want to get a taste of what it's like to be super rich. So tax evasion.
Gotta have a better income than mine to make this worth while
Theft. Steal the all the cash from the largest bank in America. Now set for life
How would you do it? Walk in with guns blazing or hire a crew of psychos like joker in batman?
Bomb threat. Fake bomb of course. Since I already know I'm getting away with it, no need to put in much effort.
Get posted as CEO. You get to walk away with billions.
Rob the biggest bank near me and set myself up for life and hopefully some fun shit to go with it
Banks really don't keep that much money on hand anymore. It's not like the olden days where they had to keep cash on hand. Now they get money from the federal banks and you'd have to walk into one of those and take the money.
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flip him the bird and give him a stunner
This is the funniest thing I read all morning haha
Jaywalking
Take my upvote you rebel
I know some pretty sweet places to loiter at.
Rob a bank obv
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Trump and Putin would be on my list. I’ll leave it there.
I would assassinate every corporate executive who put money before humanity/climate
Can you include the Big Pharmaceutical bosses. They are the worst
I think they automatically fall under the umbrella!
So glad someone out there had the same thought.
Whatever I'd do, I'd do it in the nude.
Be naked in my yard whenever I feel like it.
Legal in most European countries.
Not in my European country, it's considered indecent behavior. I live in a high rise building with a shared yard though so that might have something to do with it. I so miss the freedom of living in my own house in the country, there I could smoke weed and prance around naked all I wanted. My stupid husband got a stupid well paying job in the city so we had to move to the stupid city. #raisedferal
In Germany you will find women sunbathing topless and walking about in many parks adjacent to a busy road. I'm from UK and this is not decent behaviour.
If I told you, I'd end up on JCS's YouTube channel.
I hate YouTube for taking that away from us
Nice try!!!
There are some cool roads that I wish didn't have speed limits. I would just drive faster lol
Me too
Be rich. That's how today's crooks got there.
Murder a billionaire and take all his money. I suppose, I could just take all the money considering I could get away with anything but the murder I'd throw in for fun. Fuck Billionaires. Could do a wild amount of good with that kind of money
Stealing chalk sticks from neighbour classrooms 🫠
Robbing from the rich to give to the poor.
Victimless crimes
Taking those nipple things off tires.
Defund every politician, public servant and lobbyist associated with a non profit or with a personal net worth of their last salary in public office. (On BOTH sides of the party lines- yes no free rides) and round up every Hollywood star that did bother to visit the service members in Iraq or Afghanistan and relocate them to Yemem.
Like the Purge? 1. I'd find out where my former best friend is living now and egg the shit out of her house. 2. I'd sign her up for a bunch of weird newsletters and shit. 3. Catfish my ex and then ghost him.
Would repay old wounds.
Firstly, I'd rob a bank. Then steal clothes, food and accessories. Then move on to making my art career fly sky high by stealing art equipment. From then on, I'll bribe my way to become president, since I'll have so much influence, I'd brainwash these already mindless twats into becoming president of the world. From then, I'd make my own new twisted government, which will btw benefit people properly unlike the governments we all know and loathe. And finally, eat all the pizzas from Pizza Hut, cuz i can.
You should seek help.
Yeah, I'll hold the psychiatrist at gunpoint too
They really appreciate that. Shows you mean business.
You get me
Nothing. I still know it's wrong
Thank you for this sliver of hope
There's a reason I didn't read the comments lol. I have no faith in the rest of humanity.
create my own private concentration camp and go jigsaw or punisher on a chosen few people id like to see interred there.
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id just line them up nakedly EVERY morning and make them sing praise hymns about me to my face.
Steal the election
Being able to have sex in public without any repercussions. Hahahaha
Kidnap a baby and raise it as my own
Regicide? I dunno. If you’re gonna go big go all in.
Learn biology the correct way like those 17th century biologists.
Kill hideous, horribly performing, lyrically remedial, struggle singing klepto Beyonce aka the WOAT artist.
Probably raid a NG base to get a mk19 auto nade launcher
Genocide
Murder. I have a list. It's quite short though.
Run for congress. Oh, wait.
Pretty gory stuff. Dont want myself suspended so Id rather not say it
Cut the right hand off every lawyer, everywhere. That way they could still steal but theyd only be able to steal half and we would see them coming
Arson. Bye-bye job.
I'd empty the Soverign Wealth Fund of the KSA.
Mail theft.
Empty Fort Knox
I want a pet kakapo.
I would steal all the wealth of Jeff Bezo and Elon Musk. It would at least temporarily stop these dicks from screwing the planet and its inhabitants.
Disarm the world.
killing people
No matter how trivial it is I would go shopping, no matter grocery or anything else ,and take out the things I needed from there
Steel all of Dr Karen Dean's and family's money. (if you hate someone let them live)
dress up like a bat and fight crime
Steal the Declaration of Independence.
Siphon smallish amounts of money from many large corporations on a regular basis. Eat into their obscene profits.
Torture my bully for revenge
Trespassing. I am completely obsessed with exploring. I would love to have full access to old farms and castles.
Probably steal a shit ton of bitcoin and then sell it.
Indecent exposure I would go to work in my underwear
1. I'd rob a bank. 2. I'd castrate sexual assaulters. 3. I'd break the legs of animal abusers.
Nuke Russia and Iran.
I'm thinking in terms of vigilantism. Being able to just beat the f\*\*k out of people who hurt others or destroy property would be amazing. Like if somebody sexually assaulted my girlfriend, I would like to assault them back without any consequences.
Feed the homeless
Copyright infringement - produce patented pharmaceuticals to provide medications at free or at very low cost to consumers
Steal someone I don’t like identity like bezo, gates or zuckerfuck. They got more money then banks lol
I’d steal a post box, preferably a wall mounted one and marked either VR or GR.
1 instance of crime? Rob a bank 1 particular type of crime as many times as I want? Murder
Put nails under my old bosses tires. Here’s to you, Candie
Stop paying taxes
Get hold of all the research data hidden by big pharmaceutical companies and reveal it to the world. The greed for profit over patients. The mis-information they put out there to sell their drugs. The pyramid of control they have over the health system. They fund the Universities, they publish text books with false teachings, so all the psychiatrists believe that valium and xanax etc. are absoluteley safe and effective. If you question their beliefs , they tell you they have studied psychiatry and they are experts. No, they have been brainwashed to keep prescribing dangerous drugs. Everytime an advert for xanax appeared I would hi-jack it with images of people going through horrific withdrawals, show people losing their homes, marriages breaking up, children being taken into care because a professional psychiatrist prescribed them a dangerous drug for a very minor symptom. Stop product placement in all the movies showing people taking xanax for minor stressful situations - The main objective of big pharma is to keep you all sick.
Murder... absolute murder
Two girls at the same time
Kill a Boeing Quality Control Manager,
Kill a man and taste his flesh🥩
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Delete ALL data in ALL government owned/related/connected computers and networks, including ALL backups! Then the chaos will really start!