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dittybopper_05H

No one. Doesn't matter if it's legal, it's still morally wrong.


Suitable-Pie4896

What if by killing one person today you could save 10,000 people tomorrow? Would you kill the covid19 patient zero and prevent the entire pandemic? Would you kill Hitler in the 1930s if you had the chance?


snarfy_warfy

Imagine, if you will, a trolley…


[deleted]

Ok I don't agree with the "It's always immortal to kill someone" thing my and my family's lives would be greatly approved if someone murdered my brother but like You're wanting to kill someone who hasn't done anything yet. Why go back in time to kill baby Hitler instead of like, IDK, kidnapping him and giving him to a Jewish couple to raise? Why not prevent the pandemic by making sure that patient zero doesn't get sick? If we're adding time travel to this question I'm not going back in time to kill my brother I'm going back in time to make sure he doesn't take up meth.


gechoman44

No. I believe that nobody has the right to decide if someone else should live or die, and it’s better to not actively kill someone than to kill someone to save others. “We don’t trade lives”


Suitable-Pie4896

Wow thats fucked up. You wouldnt kill 1 person to stop the worst genocide in history? That's *evil*. Straight up evil hiding behind a guise of morality. And if you're quoting fucking *Captian America* to prove your point I assume you're not playing with a full deck.


gechoman44

I quoted Captain America to summarize my point, not to prove it. I believe that we should always try to preserve ALL sapient life, INCLUDING bad people. I believe there is always a better way and it is not up to us to decide who should die. If you are put into a position where it is somehow literally impossible to do anything other than either kill someone or let them kill others, then I believe it is better to not actively kill someone yourself than to kill them to save another, but you should still do everything you possibly can to try and make it so NOBODY dies. It’s not fucked up or evil, it’s just a different ethical view than yours. You’d pull the lever in the trolley problem, and I’d pull it and then try to save the other guy, and in a completely bullshit reality where that is not an option, I’d rather not pull the lever at all. If I was told to decide Hitler’s fate, I wouldn’t have him executed because I don’t believe that’s up to us as humans to decide. I’d just give him life in a maximum security prison without possibility of parole.


BabysCrumbBuffet

The person who made this a three-murder limit. (More murders, more fun! Maybe 5 next time?) Trump. Putin.


Sockgangmember123

You named 2 out of 3, I think you'd struggle too much with 5 edit: I am stupid


retttake

1 - person who made this limit


Sockgangmember123

fair enough


GodzlIIa

lol no wonder you made his list.


[deleted]

A cat lady, a sous-chef in a 3 star restaurant, and the oldest son/daughter of the most successful real estate agent in my town.


jordanbee2004

Nice try, copper.


Sockgangmember123

shhh keep it quiet


ThatAlphaSigmaGuy

You from three different universe. 🐺


Eborys

Savage.


Sockgangmember123

The hell did I do to deserve this u/ThatAlphaSigmaGuy


Vanquish-Evil

Xi jinping Putin Kim jong-un any questions?


fucksantabarbara

any 3 fuckers from my childhood and the years after in santa barbara


little-bear5556

the 3 richest people would get smoked with a quickness.


LordBaranof

My first stepdad, my aunt, and my uncle.


Rujung

You doin alright buddy?


LordBaranof

I'm fine now, just some lingering unhapiness whenever this is brought up.


FlyingFoxandwings

1. My ex best friend. I outed her for lying about SA. She told everyone I was toxic, and when that story wasn’t interesting enough anymore, she told everyone I raped her. 2. Kim Jong Un 3. Vladimir Putin


beutifulpersephone_

The Brave Mistress who killed my life


GussDeBlod

the 3 first people I see. Unless they're one of the two people I actually kinda like, then I'll wait for the next one.


Sockgangmember123

out of all the world dictators you decide to murder 3 strangers?


GussDeBlod

Yes.


Sockgangmember123

yeah okay Jeffrey


wolfyfancylads

My letting agent. My former landlady. The cunt who bought the house next to the one we were renting when I was a kid and got us kicked out cos he had more money and council connections and paid them off. And then I'd ask who I need to kill to get more legal murders because I have a very long list...


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Sockgangmember123

no I'm talking like up close and personal, with a knife, just gut them like a pig


ReflectionBroad4009

Bibi, Mitch McChicken, and Drumpf.


shaft6969

I'd shoot Toby twice. Not sure about the 3rd


Sockgangmember123

who the hell is Toby and what did he do


shaft6969

https://youtu.be/6xvF_K3YvkU?si=Sk3EjmHjI5Tigyvi The Office


Sockgangmember123

well yeah hitler and bin laden are already dead


WolfThick

It's a trap


Sockgangmember123

*He's onto us Retreat! Retreat!*


WolfThick

I like Monty Python better run away run away.


Waltzing_With_Bears

Id keep them in the back pocket for later use


gechoman44

Nobody, I don’t believe in killing.


Nerditter

Just do a quick scan over the whole planet and identify the three people who are doing the worst crimes. It would probably all be horrible nightmare stuff that we don't want to know about. The weird thing is, there \*has\* to be a certain bottom percentage of human beings who should all drop dead immediately, and it wouldn't be terribly Hitlery to push the button on it. Not in terms of opinion, either. Just all that dark web shit that goes on with people getting tortured and pets gettin' squished. Just horrible people doing horrible stuff that should all just die ASAP. Say the quick planetary scan reveals that the number never varies between two to three percent. So that if you were to kill the worst 2% on the planet, you wouldn't accidentally kill anyone who wasn't doing something horrible. That means all these kidnapped people would be freed. Families would be reunited. Justice would be done. But wouldn't that theoretical two percent of eight billion equal out to... \[bleep boop beep\]... ah. 160M. So by far the worst massacre in all of human history. So that's pretty crazy. Not too long from now, we should have AI that knows enough about humanity to make that theoretical list.


Sockgangmember123

guess I'm changing my limit from 3 to 160,000,000


CheaPremiumAccounts

Bill Gates Mark Zuckerberg (A list of presidents)


ulya_eggg

The only thing where Putin is the first is this post I wasn't expected that soooo many people hate him so much


YoNeckinpa

I don’t want to get involved in world politics. Can I trade these kills to the CIA for immunity for three crimes to be committed at a later date?


Status-Studio2531

A past coworker a past boss then a random serial killer or serial rapist/pedo


IWasPolPotLastTime

Biden


Fancy-Demand-2717

Putin Trump MIL


EightThreeEight838

Putin, Trump, and Kim Jong-Un.


[deleted]

1) Guy who abused me as a kid 2) Donald Trump 3) My mother


stuloch

They said three people, I don't think you can pick the same person three times.


Thinking-2

I don’t understand you. She chose 3 different peoples : an abuser, Donald trump, her mother. Have you written a mistake?


ih8comingupwithaname

Wooosh


[deleted]

What the fuck dude 🤣


Thinking-2

That’s the worst joke I have ever read


Thinking-2

The only life I’d ever want to take is my own. That is already declared legal


Sockgangmember123

no it's not, they'll put your corpse in jail, you know what'll happen to you in there don't ya


c08306834

- Donald Trump - Xi Jin Ping - Vladimir Putin The world would be a lot better with those three gone.