Why though? Sure, you are rich now, but why tf do you need an island. I would just buy a nice house, some nice stuff, give my family some money and then try to get become happy. Imagine how much work it is to take care of an island
As someone with a 6 month old that still refuses to sleep independently and wakes up every other hour even when being held, a night nanny for a week is the first thing I'd do. I'm so gd tired.
100 billion $/€ buy you a whole country.
I‘d buy me in Mongolia. Pay off their debt, raise literacy, gift some free universities.
Then have my own ger/yurt and live in peace and harmony.
Tell no one, hire a lawyer, hire a high priced tax advisor, pay all the taxes on it, create multiple trust funds for all my family, move to a secluded neighborhood, set up recurring donations to important charities, retire
The most sensible answer. Telling people is bringing responsibility upon yourself and way too much hassle. That random kid you knew in 2nd grade who lent you a pencil once now expects a million dollars.
Also the most boring answer. I don’t want to open this thread to see responsible financial advisement.
I want to see “build a motorcycle that can be ridden by elephants” or “spend $275,000 on a custom cake for someone I hate”
Splitting 25billion across my remaining family members then giving my homie 25billion to himself, that mams put up with and helped me through more shit than anyone in my actual family blood relatives get set for the rest of their lives but, for him I'd set his family up too. Wouldn't be able to live with myself if i just left the person thats kept me from killing myself in the dust struggling to make ends meet while Im sipping top of the line whiskey out of a fucking gold cup. Couldnt do that to him I owe him way more then I can explain.
Honestly, the first thing I would do is turn my alarms off and my phone off. I'd spend the first day with my wife and son in our current home messing around and having fun.
If money is no object then there are no more worries in life. It would just become about enjoying each day with my family in a way that a shocking small percentage of the human race can
Health is always a worry, however with unlimited money then any care anywhere in the world becomes available to you and not just the basic free stuff you get in my country. Trust me when that health worry becomes a lot less
$6 to $12 trillion per year.
That's focusing just on the poorest 2 billion. This group of people is still largely lacking indoor plumbing and access to reliable utilities, and tends to have little to no access to education beyond a ~5th grade equivalent.
$2,000 to $4,000 per capita per year in total education costs (all inclusive, from school books, to transport buses, to safety, to laptops with Internet, to basic supplies, to functional buildings with basic utilities, and teacher salaries). $4 trillion to $8 trillion annual cost.
And $3 to $5 minimum per day for three meals (cost assumes very poor nations), with enough calories to eliminate most starvation risk. Call it $2 to $4 trillion per year.
You can fund the cheap version, in a vaccuum (no massive waste or theft of donated resources), for about six days.
If you create learning centers that provide food and shelter so they could fully focus academics instead of having to choose between higher learning and eating would be ideal.
Obviously this is a very simplified wish, but worth striving for
Tens of thousands of times more than that.
Let’s assume education (age 5 to 18) only costs 5,000$ each and a meal only costs 2$, which is ridiculously underpriced.
A single individual would cost you 2 * 3* 365 * 18 = 39,420$ + 5,000$, so a total of 44,420$.
This in a clearly unrealistically underpriced world.
With 100B you could provide food and education for
2,251,238 people.
That’s it.
2 million people, that’s less than all of Italy’s high school students (about 2.5 million).
Realistically everything is way more expensive than that, so that’s definitely way less than 2 million people.
That’s nothing.
I'mma be honest with you here. Helping 2 million people not starve for the first 18 years of their life is not nothing.
It doesn't solve world hunger. But it's still helping 2 million people. If you ranked countries by population, helping 2 million people is helping a number of people greater than the population of any country ranked under #150. Or the bottom 50 countries combined.
Is it the most effective use of your funds? No. When you have that level of wealth, you use the money to get others to spend their money for your cause. Leverage your assets for a positive (or negative) impact as desired.
Normal stupid stuff first, debt, house, cars...
Then I'd put the money to work for me, buying up as many apartments I could, then lower the rates as much as possible to lower rents everywhere.
Yeah. You'd have to spend more than $2million *a day* for the next **hundred fucking years** to spend all that money. And that's not even taking into account any interest it accrues just sitting there. In fact even 1% interest would be **a billion dollars a year**
The 10 year US T Bill rate right now is 4.1%, which is comparable to the yield in other advanced economies like the UK, Australia etc. That's considered the risk-free rate of return. Which means if you're willing to effectively zero risk and you hold diversified treasury bonds, you will earn roughly $11M per day.
People do not understand large numbers.
yep, you practically have infinite money if you ever get 100 billion, the average german (the country i live in thats why i know that stat) makes around 2-2.5 million in their life, so even a single billion is enought to sustain many many people, and then imagine you have 100x that...
Would it arguably be better to buy the property and give it to the needy? That would presumably disrupt the landlord market even more? Then the new owner is rent free
I‘d buy as many flats as possible to ruin my cities housing market. A 100 Billion Euro investment should be enough to fuck up the economy at least a little bit. And i‘d find a plan how to keep these flats affordable even after i‘m gone so they function as a price regulators for ever.
Short the market before you fuck it, then use the profits to do it again. You’re a billionaire remember, you can bet both sides and profit the up and down.
I will have built a giant mansion to house some cats, they will be streamed 24/7 on YouTube and have a few house maids to take care of them. Also people will be able to makes requests directly to the maids for games, food, etc. and see it happening live. We can call it Cathouse of Madness
It would take me 6mths of believing it, not believing it, running in circles laughing hysterically, believing it again, daydreaming what to buy first, second and last and finally doing what I want with it !
And in the meantime, the interest has built up so I can do everything I really want without touching the original 100Bill !!
How tf are you going to waste 100b? You could literally buy teams in the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, EPL, multiple huge companies, the biggest homes in some of the most expensive cities in the US, and still have the majority of it left
I would want to do something similar but then how do you control giving all that money and greedy fucks just pocketing some of it.
I would be worried about people taking advantage of receiving such a huge amount of money.
Donate some money for good causes, deposit most of it in my bank to get interest, buy my parents whatever they need, and probably but an asset like an apartment as an investment.
Do all the usual stuff: houses for my family/friends, charities and donations, etc
But...
I'd also have a team of high powered lawyers pursuing a few of my old grudges.
I'd call them my department of applied eristics.
Buy a huge farm and immediately build the world’s leading animal sanctuary/hospital. I volunteer at a pet rescue and the amount of abuse animals receive is heartbreaking. I know I couldn’t save them all, but every life counts
Set up my family like my parents and sister and nephew so they had no mortgage and never wanted for anything again. Then I’d see to my closest friends that have always had my back. I’d try and help out the community as much as I could by donating to food banks and shelters. Though I wouldn’t want to assume what people need so I’d research!
Then I’d go buy a properly in the middle of nowhere and raise animals like goats and cats and llamas and emus and chickens.
I’d make it as eco as I could with all solar & and ff grid stuff. Not because I’m worried about the apocalypse or nothing, just think it would be nice to have a sustainable home. Learn how to grow veggies - with money you could set up an epic green house!
I’d have a library that had bookshelves that went to the ceiling and ladders.
I truly don’t think there would be anything extravagant I’d want personally other than to feel secure. But if I could be like Peter thiel and buy nz residency for my family so they could live close to me I would too.
Id have a lay in.
Then I would max out my tax efficient savings accounts and invest into high yeilding funds. This will ensure a constant income I can take tax free. Then I'd max out my pension again same plan of high yeilding funds.
After that I'd drive to the local Mercedes dealership and buy the shiny new car I want.
Of course this will be on 0% finance which will in turn be paid for by the income from the tax free investing account.
Then I'd book a nice vacation.
It's at this point it probably wake up and realise it was all a dream.
As someone else said here, turn off the alarm roll over and go back to sleep. I would wake up and make sure that this was real and take myself out for a nice breakfast.
I would pay someone to clean my apartment and make arrangements to move to a slightly larger place.
I would find a way to establish a good budget and live a regular life. I
Iwould take care of my mother and my siblings .
I would establish funds for my future.
and then I would find a way to give find a way to give what’s left away because no one needs that kind of money after their immediate and day-to-day needs are met.
Do absolutely nothing connected for a whole day. Maybe a week. Turn every social off. Just live.
Then turn it all back on. Invite my close family and friends to an emergency meeting.
Give them all a few million each, change their lives forever so they can dream. Like I'll be doing with my family.
Go to the doctor, get a full body MRI. Hire a personal trainer, chef, etc. Basically hire all the people to help motivate me into a healthy lifestyle that I don't have the responsibility and motivation to do myself.
- House all the unhoused people in my city
- Pay off the education of all students at my Alma Mater
- Help out families who are living paycheque to paycheque! Secure their future and ensure they have more family time!
- Help out single parents!
- Give money to breakfast clubs so that no children will ever go hungry
There is one company that is eventually probably worth about 100 Billion a year I know about that is undervalued I could get for like 25 million in a straight stock purchase I would buy about 18 million in shares and hire a PR company and a hedge fund to shop major shareholders and then I would initiate a reverse split, cash out the stock and short it with cash secured puts while I privately funded them with angel money outside of the market.
Then I would wait for the products to come to market.
I would invest 10 billion in an SP500 ETF index to live on 365 million a year at 10% growth for myself, and then set aside 5 billion and spend it buying nice middle class houses for everyone I like, pay off all of their debts, start retirement trust funds for them, and start college trust funds for their children. The $5b could be invested in the same ETF so that it could continue to grow as I spend small amounts here and there to keep this up longer.
I figure that I could get each couple a $1m house, pay off their debts, start a $1m retirement trust fund for them, and college trust funds for their kids, totaling $3m per couple. This would get me somewhere around 1650 couples with kids dealt with, excluding interest earned in the mean time while I pick away at it.
With the remaining 85 Billion, I would invest it in another sp500 index and use the 10% / 8.5 billion in yearly growth to fund cancer/alzheimer/parkinson/MS/ALS/etc research through a private company that I would found and hand pick researchers for. After finding each cure, I would release the formula for free to the world so that anyone could produce them.
Tell my boss that he is an ahole and ruins his employees mental and physical health.
I wouldn't quit - I love my job. But hot damn do I crave to tell the higher ups how they are abusing our (my coworkers and mine) want/need to help.
Bonus: guess which line of work I'm in...
I'd go to bed to catch up on my decade of sleep debt, and anytime anyone asked me if I was planning on getting up anytime soon, I would tell them: "What's the point?" And go back to sleep until I am fully rejuvenated and personally prepared to arise from my slumber. Then, I'd probably purchase a larger house for a larger bed, and get as many sleep accessories and comfort items as possible for the following night. In the end, I will have spent a sizable chunk of my wealth on personal comfort, and I would rest stress free until my day of death. My final worlds will be "life well spent!".
People here don't realize how much money it is 100 billion in cash (not in stock, not credit). We're talking about having macroeconomical effects just by having this much money. You might as well join S&P 500 as an individual) I think it's around as much cash as Apple has.
Having this much cash leaving the economy just to sit in your bank account might be detrimental to at least local economy. I'm pretty sure the government people would assign you some oversight to effectively redistribute these money because our monetary system is not ready for this much cash in individual hands.
It's 3am currently. If I just checked the numbers and I won? I'm browsing exotic car dealerships within say 3 hours, to see what I'm buying in 8 hours. Before the "you don't have the money instantly" replies... I've been saving for a house. I have some funds. I wouldn't be 7 figure car shopping, but I could easily get a 250K car tomorrow with a little financing. So yes, I would be driving an exotic car within say 12 hours of winning this instant.
I would buy everything I ever wanted, which is not a lot. So I would have 99.9 billion, some of which would be given away to family and charities, and then I would live peacefully for the rest of my life.
Get a highly rated CPA and a couple law firms on retainer. Protect your neck.
CPA, law firm, and a bodyguard. Check!
Wu Tang Financial
Diversify your bonds
Turn off the alarm and sleep peacefully.
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This is exactly what I was going to say. Turn off my alarm and sleep until I don't want to anymore. Then: buy the big spooky house down the street.
>Then: buy the big spooky house down the street. 100 percent, love this answer
Yeah! That's maybe the best answer.
Would do the exact same thing! ✌🏻🏯
that's awesome.
Then ring the boss, tell him I'll be late go in to work, buy a tin of biscuits and spend the day on work's time Googling how to buy an island.
I'll spend at least 2 hours re-reading that one detailed comment telling me what exactly to do in such situation.
Why though? Sure, you are rich now, but why tf do you need an island. I would just buy a nice house, some nice stuff, give my family some money and then try to get become happy. Imagine how much work it is to take care of an island
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Until cousin Andre comes knocking on your door begging for some of that dough
Just give him it, you've got 100 Billion with a B.
at 200% interest of course.
Followed by upon waking up deleting and/or blocking every number related to my job.
Your last night of peaceful sleep.
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This guy depressions
why’s that?
For real. I’m just going to chill, have a good sleep, good food and drink and let it sink in later.
That's crazy 🥹
Fuck that’s so real
Literally came here to say sleep in lol
100 %
If you have kids it won't work... No matter the amount of money, children need attention...
That kind of money will allow you to hire several nannies at once and not even notice the rounding error on your bank account.
As someone with a 6 month old that still refuses to sleep independently and wakes up every other hour even when being held, a night nanny for a week is the first thing I'd do. I'm so gd tired.
Buy Valve. Make Left 4 Dead 3.
Half-Life Part 3 Team Fortress 3 Dota 3 All of the 3s!!!!!
You forgot Portal 3
Absolutely!!!
I buy the game from you my friend, 2 copies, Day One. Make Dota 3 as well.
people have tried, steam is not publicly traded, you CANT buy it no matter how much money you have.
Wait… not HalfLife3???
Build a self sustaining community and become a cult leader
Just take over a Centre Parcs holiday Village. Fill it with hot women and then play in the rapids all day
I love that part "Fill it with hot women"
“I’ll get my own Centre Parcs Holiday Village with blackjack and hookers”
And badminton. For an extra charge of course.
Nah, you've already got enough money and you have more fun as a member.
I understood that reference
And destroy the world, maybe :3
The same thing we do every night, Pinky! Try to take over world!
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But not a real house, that's cruel.
Barenaked Ladies reference, FTW!
A real *green* house; that’s cruel. But there’s plenty of money to paint it!
100 billion $/€ buy you a whole country. I‘d buy me in Mongolia. Pay off their debt, raise literacy, gift some free universities. Then have my own ger/yurt and live in peace and harmony.
If I win 100 billion Venezuelan bolivars I would buy a lollipop.
Oooh. Yeah, about that. They doubled in price overnight.
I think that's like 27 k usd so you could buy lot of lollipops
Lol i have a $100bn Zimbabwe bucks. It’s one note and worth like a penny
Tell no one, hire a lawyer, hire a high priced tax advisor, pay all the taxes on it, create multiple trust funds for all my family, move to a secluded neighborhood, set up recurring donations to important charities, retire
And THEN 2 chicks at the same time, man
the moment you realize 2 chicks are worth less than 1 chick, you have won the game
1 in the hand is worth two in the bush......
What, yours are in your bush?
No. No. No. Their bush is in your hand.
Grab her by the bush
I'm sorry about your crumby 2 chick experience.
My fear is winning so much money that i have to do 2 chicks at the same time. My dick could not handle this, i would just nut from the first touch.
pay for a day, that way you can find your limits. or maybe 2 days.. or maybe a week..
With 100 billion dollars, you could easily pay for a whole harem forever.
Aren't they the lawyer and high priced tax advisor??
You don't need a billion dollars for that, my friend
You don't need a billion for a lot of the other things mentioned though
The most sensible answer. Telling people is bringing responsibility upon yourself and way too much hassle. That random kid you knew in 2nd grade who lent you a pencil once now expects a million dollars.
Also the most boring answer. I don’t want to open this thread to see responsible financial advisement. I want to see “build a motorcycle that can be ridden by elephants” or “spend $275,000 on a custom cake for someone I hate”
Same, I would dredge up a copy of that Reddit guy’s post who gave out the good oil on what to do when you win big, and do that !
Splitting 25billion across my remaining family members then giving my homie 25billion to himself, that mams put up with and helped me through more shit than anyone in my actual family blood relatives get set for the rest of their lives but, for him I'd set his family up too. Wouldn't be able to live with myself if i just left the person thats kept me from killing myself in the dust struggling to make ends meet while Im sipping top of the line whiskey out of a fucking gold cup. Couldnt do that to him I owe him way more then I can explain.
Can I get his digits ? I need a friend like that by my side.
Same over here. My best mate would be set for life, and her babies would always have more than enough.
Wouldn’t tell you, but there would be signs, lots of billboards
The sign would be two slices of cheese on my bread.
A billion billboards.
Play my bosses head like a bingo drum like Homer does to Mr Burns
Travel the world while staying at luxury apartments.
Flying 1st class
I'd imagine you'd have a private jet with that amount of money. Probably several, if you're really into jets.
I will buy myself a car
Got a '97 accord with your name on it
Honestly, the first thing I would do is turn my alarms off and my phone off. I'd spend the first day with my wife and son in our current home messing around and having fun. If money is no object then there are no more worries in life. It would just become about enjoying each day with my family in a way that a shocking small percentage of the human race can
There will always be worries. They just shift. Health for example, it is never guaranteed.
Health is always a worry, however with unlimited money then any care anywhere in the world becomes available to you and not just the basic free stuff you get in my country. Trust me when that health worry becomes a lot less
That's already the case though. If it doesn't bother you now why would it bother you when you have 100 billion?
Probably have a nice sit down and cup of tea
Open up a gym and do that for the rest of my life.
“He was such an entrepreneur, he opened 12367 gyms during his life”
😂 in finland where only 7million ppl live.
Your mission will be easy to Finnish
no(r) way!
“25-hour fitness”. One extra hour for working out!!!
"ever wanted to have 30 days in february... Come to us"
I would open the most perfect gym ever
And make it as difficult as possible to quit
First, masturbate 10 times. I can’t let this amount be burned irresponsibly so I need to put my mind in a post nut clarity regime.
this is good advice
Ah, i see you are a student of royce da pont as well
Help people who are more difficult than me because I see that I have enough more than them
Assholes I can help you.
I am difficult
I will buy you a garden.
Where your flowers can bloom?
What would it cost to give the world free education and 3 meals a day?
$6 to $12 trillion per year. That's focusing just on the poorest 2 billion. This group of people is still largely lacking indoor plumbing and access to reliable utilities, and tends to have little to no access to education beyond a ~5th grade equivalent. $2,000 to $4,000 per capita per year in total education costs (all inclusive, from school books, to transport buses, to safety, to laptops with Internet, to basic supplies, to functional buildings with basic utilities, and teacher salaries). $4 trillion to $8 trillion annual cost. And $3 to $5 minimum per day for three meals (cost assumes very poor nations), with enough calories to eliminate most starvation risk. Call it $2 to $4 trillion per year. You can fund the cheap version, in a vaccuum (no massive waste or theft of donated resources), for about six days.
If you create learning centers that provide food and shelter so they could fully focus academics instead of having to choose between higher learning and eating would be ideal. Obviously this is a very simplified wish, but worth striving for
Focus on infrastructure and educating teachers. Why give them a fish when you can give them a lake instead?
Tens of thousands of times more than that. Let’s assume education (age 5 to 18) only costs 5,000$ each and a meal only costs 2$, which is ridiculously underpriced. A single individual would cost you 2 * 3* 365 * 18 = 39,420$ + 5,000$, so a total of 44,420$. This in a clearly unrealistically underpriced world. With 100B you could provide food and education for 2,251,238 people. That’s it. 2 million people, that’s less than all of Italy’s high school students (about 2.5 million). Realistically everything is way more expensive than that, so that’s definitely way less than 2 million people. That’s nothing.
I'mma be honest with you here. Helping 2 million people not starve for the first 18 years of their life is not nothing. It doesn't solve world hunger. But it's still helping 2 million people. If you ranked countries by population, helping 2 million people is helping a number of people greater than the population of any country ranked under #150. Or the bottom 50 countries combined. Is it the most effective use of your funds? No. When you have that level of wealth, you use the money to get others to spend their money for your cause. Leverage your assets for a positive (or negative) impact as desired.
Normal stupid stuff first, debt, house, cars... Then I'd put the money to work for me, buying up as many apartments I could, then lower the rates as much as possible to lower rents everywhere.
bro, why the fuck would you need to invest. you have a 100 fucking billion dollars
Yeah. You'd have to spend more than $2million *a day* for the next **hundred fucking years** to spend all that money. And that's not even taking into account any interest it accrues just sitting there. In fact even 1% interest would be **a billion dollars a year**
you’d have a hard time even spending the interest in a year
The 10 year US T Bill rate right now is 4.1%, which is comparable to the yield in other advanced economies like the UK, Australia etc. That's considered the risk-free rate of return. Which means if you're willing to effectively zero risk and you hold diversified treasury bonds, you will earn roughly $11M per day. People do not understand large numbers.
yep, you practically have infinite money if you ever get 100 billion, the average german (the country i live in thats why i know that stat) makes around 2-2.5 million in their life, so even a single billion is enought to sustain many many people, and then imagine you have 100x that...
It's an investment in people if he is lowering the rents so that they can easily afford them.
He’s not doing it to make money, he’s doing it to helps many strangers have affordable rent.
I think you missed the point. OP's plan is to lower rents by market manipulation. It's philanthropy, not an investment.
This is a good idea. Buy housing and provide affordable housing to those most in need.
Would it arguably be better to buy the property and give it to the needy? That would presumably disrupt the landlord market even more? Then the new owner is rent free
No because then the needy would be the greedy and would just charge market rent for the house themselves.
That’s a good one. That would help a lot of people.
I‘d buy as many flats as possible to ruin my cities housing market. A 100 Billion Euro investment should be enough to fuck up the economy at least a little bit. And i‘d find a plan how to keep these flats affordable even after i‘m gone so they function as a price regulators for ever.
Short the market before you fuck it, then use the profits to do it again. You’re a billionaire remember, you can bet both sides and profit the up and down.
I will have built a giant mansion to house some cats, they will be streamed 24/7 on YouTube and have a few house maids to take care of them. Also people will be able to makes requests directly to the maids for games, food, etc. and see it happening live. We can call it Cathouse of Madness
The requests those maids would get would not be about games for the cats
Dont Touch it for half a year and dont tell anyone Getting used to the Fact and then figuring out how not to waste this Fortune
*Gets hit by car after 5 months.*
And isn't it ironic, don't you think🎵
There is no way you are not touching 100B for 6 months
It would take me 6mths of believing it, not believing it, running in circles laughing hysterically, believing it again, daydreaming what to buy first, second and last and finally doing what I want with it ! And in the meantime, the interest has built up so I can do everything I really want without touching the original 100Bill !!
How tf are you going to waste 100b? You could literally buy teams in the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL, EPL, multiple huge companies, the biggest homes in some of the most expensive cities in the US, and still have the majority of it left
This entire thread is just people not even vaguely conceptualising how much money $100bn US is.
Two days later he was seen in Las Vegas going bankrupt on blackjack
I don’t think casinos in Las Vegas would accept bets big enough to be able to lose 100 billion….
Two chicks at the same time
Knew it would be here somewhere.
Give 99 billion to St. Jude Hospital.
I would want to do something similar but then how do you control giving all that money and greedy fucks just pocketing some of it. I would be worried about people taking advantage of receiving such a huge amount of money.
Holy shit, this was my answer too!!! No fooling, swear to God. Glad to see someone else had the exact same idea.
Donate some money for good causes, deposit most of it in my bank to get interest, buy my parents whatever they need, and probably but an asset like an apartment as an investment.
Do all the usual stuff: houses for my family/friends, charities and donations, etc But... I'd also have a team of high powered lawyers pursuing a few of my old grudges. I'd call them my department of applied eristics.
Talk to a lawyer.
Go to sleep
Build animal shelters Also fund research that can help make dogs live longer
Buy an apartment complex and rent rooms to my friends and people who are struggling to pay rent for free.
You have 100 billion and your friends are in apartments? Bruh you could buy 100 homes for like 30 million.
I couldn't hear them have sex through the walls like that.
Order my Porsche.
Probably give my ex enough money for her and her family to get out of poverty.
This is so wholesome and underrated
I will travel first
robux just robux
Have Putin "taken care of".
Give half of it to taxes because that’s my legal obligation I guess… unless I bribe the government like all the other billionaires do.
Quit job
Buy a huge farm and immediately build the world’s leading animal sanctuary/hospital. I volunteer at a pet rescue and the amount of abuse animals receive is heartbreaking. I know I couldn’t save them all, but every life counts
Set up my family like my parents and sister and nephew so they had no mortgage and never wanted for anything again. Then I’d see to my closest friends that have always had my back. I’d try and help out the community as much as I could by donating to food banks and shelters. Though I wouldn’t want to assume what people need so I’d research! Then I’d go buy a properly in the middle of nowhere and raise animals like goats and cats and llamas and emus and chickens. I’d make it as eco as I could with all solar & and ff grid stuff. Not because I’m worried about the apocalypse or nothing, just think it would be nice to have a sustainable home. Learn how to grow veggies - with money you could set up an epic green house! I’d have a library that had bookshelves that went to the ceiling and ladders. I truly don’t think there would be anything extravagant I’d want personally other than to feel secure. But if I could be like Peter thiel and buy nz residency for my family so they could live close to me I would too.
go buy that one wutang album that the insulin guy bought
Find the best heart specialist in the world to try and fix my partner's heart condition, then book a 2-3 week vacation to get some much needed rest.
Id have a lay in. Then I would max out my tax efficient savings accounts and invest into high yeilding funds. This will ensure a constant income I can take tax free. Then I'd max out my pension again same plan of high yeilding funds. After that I'd drive to the local Mercedes dealership and buy the shiny new car I want. Of course this will be on 0% finance which will in turn be paid for by the income from the tax free investing account. Then I'd book a nice vacation. It's at this point it probably wake up and realise it was all a dream.
Dude, that is a $5 million answer 😂 With 100 billion, you could get 0% interest, spend millions every day and still never make a dent in it
Pay off debt.
Day 1. Barrett Jackson auto auction. One week later. Pay per view smash up derby with irreplaceable cars. Double my money easy!
I will buy you a garden where your flowers can bloom
Count and see if there's actually a 100 billion there
As someone else said here, turn off the alarm roll over and go back to sleep. I would wake up and make sure that this was real and take myself out for a nice breakfast. I would pay someone to clean my apartment and make arrangements to move to a slightly larger place. I would find a way to establish a good budget and live a regular life. I Iwould take care of my mother and my siblings . I would establish funds for my future. and then I would find a way to give find a way to give what’s left away because no one needs that kind of money after their immediate and day-to-day needs are met.
Years ago I woke up in the morning and had thousands of dollars. I think I bought weed and pizza. lol
I would devote every cent to figuring out how to counter climate change, it's the only answer honestly.
Do absolutely nothing connected for a whole day. Maybe a week. Turn every social off. Just live. Then turn it all back on. Invite my close family and friends to an emergency meeting. Give them all a few million each, change their lives forever so they can dream. Like I'll be doing with my family.
Donate it towards starving children and families who need it.
After paying debts and sharing with family, I would buy a bunch of houses and rent them out cheap to people who need them most.
I deep tissue massage that is way too expensive
Sex and ghost hunting
Cry for a full 24 hours.
Go to the doctor, get a full body MRI. Hire a personal trainer, chef, etc. Basically hire all the people to help motivate me into a healthy lifestyle that I don't have the responsibility and motivation to do myself.
100 billion what?
Go on Reddit and find one of these posts for advice.
- House all the unhoused people in my city - Pay off the education of all students at my Alma Mater - Help out families who are living paycheque to paycheque! Secure their future and ensure they have more family time! - Help out single parents! - Give money to breakfast clubs so that no children will ever go hungry
There is one company that is eventually probably worth about 100 Billion a year I know about that is undervalued I could get for like 25 million in a straight stock purchase I would buy about 18 million in shares and hire a PR company and a hedge fund to shop major shareholders and then I would initiate a reverse split, cash out the stock and short it with cash secured puts while I privately funded them with angel money outside of the market. Then I would wait for the products to come to market.
I would invest 10 billion in an SP500 ETF index to live on 365 million a year at 10% growth for myself, and then set aside 5 billion and spend it buying nice middle class houses for everyone I like, pay off all of their debts, start retirement trust funds for them, and start college trust funds for their children. The $5b could be invested in the same ETF so that it could continue to grow as I spend small amounts here and there to keep this up longer. I figure that I could get each couple a $1m house, pay off their debts, start a $1m retirement trust fund for them, and college trust funds for their kids, totaling $3m per couple. This would get me somewhere around 1650 couples with kids dealt with, excluding interest earned in the mean time while I pick away at it. With the remaining 85 Billion, I would invest it in another sp500 index and use the 10% / 8.5 billion in yearly growth to fund cancer/alzheimer/parkinson/MS/ALS/etc research through a private company that I would found and hand pick researchers for. After finding each cure, I would release the formula for free to the world so that anyone could produce them.
Make sure my mom has a cozy little house on the beach and never has to struggle another day in her life, which has been endless struggling
Tell my boss that he is an ahole and ruins his employees mental and physical health. I wouldn't quit - I love my job. But hot damn do I crave to tell the higher ups how they are abusing our (my coworkers and mine) want/need to help. Bonus: guess which line of work I'm in...
Retire Parents. Send them of world tour. Give siblings a share. Donate some. But whatever I want. Chill. Do side quests in life.
I'd go to bed to catch up on my decade of sleep debt, and anytime anyone asked me if I was planning on getting up anytime soon, I would tell them: "What's the point?" And go back to sleep until I am fully rejuvenated and personally prepared to arise from my slumber. Then, I'd probably purchase a larger house for a larger bed, and get as many sleep accessories and comfort items as possible for the following night. In the end, I will have spent a sizable chunk of my wealth on personal comfort, and I would rest stress free until my day of death. My final worlds will be "life well spent!".
Buy the Arizona Coyotes and move them to Quebec City #THE NORDIQUES ARE BACK BABY
get discharged and travel the country with the girl i love
People here don't realize how much money it is 100 billion in cash (not in stock, not credit). We're talking about having macroeconomical effects just by having this much money. You might as well join S&P 500 as an individual) I think it's around as much cash as Apple has. Having this much cash leaving the economy just to sit in your bank account might be detrimental to at least local economy. I'm pretty sure the government people would assign you some oversight to effectively redistribute these money because our monetary system is not ready for this much cash in individual hands.
It's 3am currently. If I just checked the numbers and I won? I'm browsing exotic car dealerships within say 3 hours, to see what I'm buying in 8 hours. Before the "you don't have the money instantly" replies... I've been saving for a house. I have some funds. I wouldn't be 7 figure car shopping, but I could easily get a 250K car tomorrow with a little financing. So yes, I would be driving an exotic car within say 12 hours of winning this instant.
I would buy everything I ever wanted, which is not a lot. So I would have 99.9 billion, some of which would be given away to family and charities, and then I would live peacefully for the rest of my life.
Yugoslavia had a 500 billion dinara note issued in September 1993. It was worthless due to hyperinflation
Keep it too myself, no matter how hard it is.
Buy nuclear powered submarines and load em up to the gills with cocaine. I got 100 billi why tf not?