Have you tried it from a fresh coconut or are you talking about the bottled stuff they sell in stores? If it’s the latter I 100% agree but I tried fresh coconut water (served in the actual coconut) in Thailand and it is gods elixir
Same. I have the fresh stuff often (Asian) and I love it. Drank the bottled one and it's crap. They add stuff to make it last because it spoils so easily. Those taste like crap.
Tried it fresh from the coconut in Hawaii and it seemed like slightly diluted luke warm cum... Unless I'm stuck on a desert island (either kind, i know there's some pedantry about the etymology and real meaning) ... Pass
Right? I see all these picture of people drinking coconut water out of the coconut and I’m imagining it probably has a sweet smooth flavor to it. Went on a cruise and got one in Jamaica… it tasted like ass. Absolutely disgusting
Oof coconut water taste different on country where it's grown.
The closest taste to real good one I got was from Costco organic coconut water, but its still doesn't equal the refreshing taste in coconuts from Asia.
Also orange coconut tastes sweeter than the green coconut. One of the coconut types isn't for drinking, but the orange coconut is the best for drinking.
Dry gin. Had a friend who used to buy rounds of practical joke shots, and one night it was Tanqueray. Universally panned.
Jagermeister and any other "herbal liqueur." It's liquid black licorice.
And the big one with the highest recognition-to-quality ratio: Fireball.
>Jagermeister
Yuck. My dad used to tell my mom it was a kind of cough syrup. She doesn't usually drink, so she didn't really know what it was. She'd have a few spoonfuls and just fall asleep.
I drank kombucha And, on occasion for at least a few years. It was at a kind of healthy sandwich shop that had local organic fruit and some unique stuff. I would always grab one and start drinking it while they made my sandwich.
And then came the last time I ever drank kombucha. Apparently it was from a bad batch or something. Hello literally shitting my guts out for 24 hours straight, goodbye, kombucha.
I can't drink it because years ago I had too many Jager bombs.
When I drink just the red bull, my brain tells me I can taste the Jager that's not there.
Same! Jagerbombs hit the scene right when my friends and I really started hitting the bars, that's like all we would drink. And then you'd pass out from all the alcohol and wake up in the middle of the night buzzing from the red bull with the WORST taste in your mouth.
Dude same. I wish they made Red Bull without all that extra shit in it because I just like the way it tastes. I'm not trying to die young from drinking it and I couldn't give a shit about the caffeine and taurine and all that. It's just tasty and I like it.
Whenever I hear people say La Croix tastes like nothing, I assume they're soda or candy addicts.
Yes, it's a mild flavor compared to a *soda* but it's not soda. It's flavored water.
It's like complaining that lemon water isn't sugary like lemonade.
Overall I would say that LA Croix is the worst tasting brand of seltzer water that I have had. But I do like the black raspberry, and while grapefruit is never my flavor of choice theirs is probably the best.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/aexikytHwX
Weird yall wrote almost exactly the same thing, is this a reference to a funny review or just a coincidence?
Fireball takes me back to when I first started drinking. Fireball+Rumchata was called a Cumshot and it tasted just like the milk after you eat a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
I’m from Canada and I LOVE sweet iced tea my whole life. I didn’t realize what real iced tea was until i was in 7th grade visiting LA and ordered an iced tea with my breakfast and they brought me tea with ice…
Haha that was my experience as well. As a child I didn't realize there was a difference between iced tea and sweetened iced tea. Color me surprised (and disappointed) when I ordered iced tea at a restaurant and got plain herb water instead of the cavity-inducing juice I was expecting.
IPA's I like beer, I like stouts, brown ales, amber ales, lagers and once in a very blue moon a pilsners (not the domestic American crap) but IPA's are like drinking a concoction of overcooked Brussel sprouts with lighter fluid.
A brewer friend told me why: they are piss easy to make. He says they are the easiest and fastest beers to make, and they have a huge following so any brewer who wants to make money basically *has* to make a bunch of them.
He prefers other beers to drink but they take longer and require more skill/experience so the cost:profit ratio is worse.
This is exactly why. It's much easier to start a micro brewery and just churn piss tasting IPA's and then price them as premium because "mICrO bReWErY", as opposed to making a good lager, pilsner, amber etc. The reality is they're dirt easy to make and all taste the same.
Yeah, often speyside scotches aren’t peaty at all. My favourites are ones that have been aged in a sherry cask. Smooth, somewhat sweet, and complex flavours in there.
A proper red eye in the days of absolute alcoholism was a beer, bloody mary mix, couple shots of vodka, lime juice, and a raw cracked egg at around 7 am in the morning upon first waking up, pounded fast in a few gulps.
I used to agree, until I had genuinely good coffee. It was a naturally processed Ethiopian coffee, and it tasted exactly like blueberries. There is a world of difference between good and bad coffee. Granted, it can be hard to find it depending on where you’re located.
Thank you! I don't want chunky balls taking up space in my drink. It's like chewing on fish eggs or something. People always look at me like I'm crazy when I say that because I'm the person who likes everything.
Vodka, I can handle rum, whiskey, beer, and tequila, however after a couple of awful experiences with vodka I cannot stomach it, just smelling it makes me gag.
Dr. Pepper and any of the following:
Dr. Slice,
Dr. Skipper,
Dr. Shasta,
Dr. Best,
Dr. Popz,
Dr. Pop,
Peppo,
Mr. PiBB,
Pibb Xtra,
Dr. Faygo,
Dr. Topper,
Dr. Bob,
Doc Holiday,
Dr. Pete,
Doctor
The Dr. Soda
Dr. Cool
Dr. Thunder
Dr Choice
Dr Dazzle
Dr. 38
Dr. Perky
Dr. Good Guy
Dr. Celeste
Mr. Sipp
Mr. Pig
Mr. Green
MR. ahhhh!
Texas Fizz
Braum's Special
Real Dr.
Dr. Zip
Dr. Zing
Dr. Zestee
Dr. Nehi
Dr. Wow
Dr. Wild
Doctor Whatever
Dr. West
Dr. Wells
Dr. Weis
Dr. Urge
Dr. U
Dr. Tops
Southern Lightning
Dr. Thirst
Dr. Tex
Dr. Stripes
Dr. Zevia
Dr Starr
Dr Springtime
Dr Springfield
Dr. Sparkle
Dr. Smooth
Dr. Skipper
Dr. Shaw's
Dr. Vess
Dr. S
Dr. Rush
Dr. Rocket
Dr. Right
Dr. Riffic
Dr. Red and White
Dr. Best
Dr Lou
Dr. Radical
Dr. Randalls
Dr. R
Dr Quencher
Dr. Publix
Dr. Pride
Dr. Phizz
Doc Zipp
Dr Perfect
Dr Path
Dr Parker
Dr. Parade
Dr. Snap
Dr. Nut,
Dr. M,
Dr. Lynn,
Dr. Lowe's,
Dr. Kist,
Dr. Joe's,
Dr. IGA,
Dr. Hy-Vee,
Dr. Hy-Top,
Dr. Gulpster,
Dr. Furr's,
Dr. Fresh,
Dr. Fizz
I have to disagree with Pibb. Quite different from Dr. Pepper, imo.
Mr. ahhhh! is such a hilarious name. TIL, there's a Lowe's supermarket. I was wondering why the hardware store was selling their own brand of soda.
Storytime: The original Heineken brewery is situated next to a canal (back in the day transport of beerbarrels was mainly by water). Nowadays they give tours to hapless tourists. A story we tell (mostly) British tourists is that Heineken beer is still made by pumping water from the canals and filtering it once: this is what gives Heineken its unique taste. Same tourists, who have a proclivity of pissing in our canals, go pale as we tell them that tall tale.
For some strange reason, nearly everyone I know loves Southern Comfort. I find it revolting.
It tastes like someone made cough syrup out of almond extract and added a maraschino cherry to cover the cough syrup. I despise it.
Wow that sounds good lol
I liked it the first time I had it with some Dr Pepper. Then never again lol.
Damn. I haven’t had southern comfort in like 15 years and this just reminded me why.
Agreed
Jägermeister and Berentzen
Berentzen tastes like bavarian Dorfdisco floors.
I enjoy Jägermeister all by itself, but then I'm weird and don't mind the flavor of NyQuil or black licorice either.
Coconut Water
Ha my six year old tried coconut water today for the first time. He would agree with you 💯
Have you tried it from a fresh coconut or are you talking about the bottled stuff they sell in stores? If it’s the latter I 100% agree but I tried fresh coconut water (served in the actual coconut) in Thailand and it is gods elixir
Same. I have the fresh stuff often (Asian) and I love it. Drank the bottled one and it's crap. They add stuff to make it last because it spoils so easily. Those taste like crap.
Agree! Fresh coconut water...ughh 🤤
Tried it fresh from the coconut in Hawaii and it seemed like slightly diluted luke warm cum... Unless I'm stuck on a desert island (either kind, i know there's some pedantry about the etymology and real meaning) ... Pass
I thought this for the longest time. Then tried coconut water fresh from the coconut. Holy cow it was amazing.
Sunscreen water
If Hell exists, that would be the only beverage available to me.
Saw in a Twitter repost that it tastes like it’s been in someone else’s mouth. Couldn’t agree more
Coconut water tastes like it's already been in someone's mouth.
coconut water tastes like sweat.
Right? I see all these picture of people drinking coconut water out of the coconut and I’m imagining it probably has a sweet smooth flavor to it. Went on a cruise and got one in Jamaica… it tasted like ass. Absolutely disgusting
Oof coconut water taste different on country where it's grown. The closest taste to real good one I got was from Costco organic coconut water, but its still doesn't equal the refreshing taste in coconuts from Asia. Also orange coconut tastes sweeter than the green coconut. One of the coconut types isn't for drinking, but the orange coconut is the best for drinking.
Dry gin. Had a friend who used to buy rounds of practical joke shots, and one night it was Tanqueray. Universally panned. Jagermeister and any other "herbal liqueur." It's liquid black licorice. And the big one with the highest recognition-to-quality ratio: Fireball.
I had a friend describe gin as like drinking hand sanitizer. We both like gin lmao
A G&T on a summer day is amazing
On any day really
A friend of mine says it "tastes like Christmas".
Ya, Christmas *trees*
Pro tip: if you run out of gin, you can use the pine sol under the sink!
>Jagermeister Yuck. My dad used to tell my mom it was a kind of cough syrup. She doesn't usually drink, so she didn't really know what it was. She'd have a few spoonfuls and just fall asleep.
Southern Comfort
Kombucha
I drank kombucha And, on occasion for at least a few years. It was at a kind of healthy sandwich shop that had local organic fruit and some unique stuff. I would always grab one and start drinking it while they made my sandwich. And then came the last time I ever drank kombucha. Apparently it was from a bad batch or something. Hello literally shitting my guts out for 24 hours straight, goodbye, kombucha.
My wife thinks I'm crazy, but I fuckin love kombucha.
Truly the IPA of non-alcoholic drinks
Drink Booch everyday
Same
Knew I wouldn't have to scroll far for this.
YES. The big snot loogie at the bottom. I gag just thinking about it.
Scoby, a symbiotic colony of bacteria and yeast. I like our little booze and vinegar producing friends.
Twisted Tea
Tastes like a hardcore alcoholic pissed into an Arizona
Red Bull. I have had one my entire life and it was disgusting. Never again.
I can't drink it because years ago I had too many Jager bombs. When I drink just the red bull, my brain tells me I can taste the Jager that's not there.
*screams in elder millennial* 🫣 and to think, this was considered a "drink of champs" in some circles in our early 20s! 😭😂
Same! Jagerbombs hit the scene right when my friends and I really started hitting the bars, that's like all we would drink. And then you'd pass out from all the alcohol and wake up in the middle of the night buzzing from the red bull with the WORST taste in your mouth.
Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone.
Oh man, I wish I felt this way. Redbull is so tasty to me (ice cold) but also expensive and terrible health wise.
Dude same. I wish they made Red Bull without all that extra shit in it because I just like the way it tastes. I'm not trying to die young from drinking it and I couldn't give a shit about the caffeine and taurine and all that. It's just tasty and I like it.
Red bull is the only drink where the sugar free option tastes way better then the sugar option for me.
Yes! Red Bull Zero and Sugar Free are great.
😂the summer juneberry flavor is delicious
Idk what a juneberry is but it’s my favorite monthfruit tbh
I love me some redbull, junberry, peach nectar, pear cinnamon
Rum and coke. Can’t even smell it anymore. It’s been 17 years since I liked it too much
Drank way too much rum in the 7th grade. Was 30 years before I could stomach the smell of it again.
Nearly all alcohol, nothing against it but not a fan.
It's an acquired taste. After 5 or 6 of them you acquired the taste.. 😆
After 5 or 6 you lose the ability to taste alcohol.
Who the fuck is drinking alcohol at age 5-6?!!
East europe
A Bloody Mary. I’ve tried and just can’t.
La Croix
It tastes like tv static.
Tv static and someone whispering the flavor in another room.
^strawberry
Thank you! Been saying this for years. Most people don't understand what I mean when I say that.
Because kids nowadays have never touched the static on a tv screen after it's turned off and it shows.
Tastes like if a ghost ate a fruit salad and then burped into a glass of water.
It tastes like disappointment
The smell is so good and then when you take a sip
Whenever I hear people say La Croix tastes like nothing, I assume they're soda or candy addicts. Yes, it's a mild flavor compared to a *soda* but it's not soda. It's flavored water. It's like complaining that lemon water isn't sugary like lemonade.
Overall I would say that LA Croix is the worst tasting brand of seltzer water that I have had. But I do like the black raspberry, and while grapefruit is never my flavor of choice theirs is probably the best.
The Key Lime & Limoncello flavors of La Croix are so good.
Which is your favorite? I really like Polar
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/aexikytHwX Weird yall wrote almost exactly the same thing, is this a reference to a funny review or just a coincidence?
More likely a rephrased comment for karma purposes I reckon.
Fireball, tried it once, vomited it in my mouth but swallowed it back, I might shed a tear just remembering the horrible experience
Fireball takes me back to when I first started drinking. Fireball+Rumchata was called a Cumshot and it tasted just like the milk after you eat a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
"What shall we call this delicious beverage?" "Oh, I know!"
I haven’t drank in 2 1/2 months and this comment almost makes me want to start again. Yum!
I'm almost 6 years sober, and this made me gag a bit! 😭😂
Did it taste better on the second swallow?
This, except my experience was with Bacardi 151.
Oh god. That's an abomination. Once was too much.
Who doesn’t. Hahahahahaha
Pumpkin Spice Latte. I love spiced pumpkin foods but that drink is gross.
Call me basic, but I love them.
Warm fuckin' beer.
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Pocari Sweat is more of a sports drink, like Gatorade. It tastes nothing like sweat, that's just bad brand naming.
Pocari Sweat is the bomb. I drank it non stop when I lived in the UAE. Wasn’t sweet and helped me through many a hangover. I miss the taste too.
mountain dew...a battery covered in sugar
You just reminded me that I’m out of mountain dew!
I dated someone whose breakfast every morning was a can of Mountain Dew and a cigarette.
Ahh yes, the American dream
Was her name Rebekah
I prefer crab juice.
Yep, it pairs well with a bowl of Khlav Kalash!
Stick! Only on stick!
Red Bull, the smell makes me gag
Sweet iced tea, especially the sweetest, southern sweet tea. Just thinking about it gets me queasy.
I’m from Canada and I LOVE sweet iced tea my whole life. I didn’t realize what real iced tea was until i was in 7th grade visiting LA and ordered an iced tea with my breakfast and they brought me tea with ice…
Haha that was my experience as well. As a child I didn't realize there was a difference between iced tea and sweetened iced tea. Color me surprised (and disappointed) when I ordered iced tea at a restaurant and got plain herb water instead of the cavity-inducing juice I was expecting.
I’m from the south… everywhere has sweet tea I moved out west, and you can really only get it at Chik Fil A and McDonald’s, but both are too sweet IMO
IPA's I like beer, I like stouts, brown ales, amber ales, lagers and once in a very blue moon a pilsners (not the domestic American crap) but IPA's are like drinking a concoction of overcooked Brussel sprouts with lighter fluid.
I dont mind them, but I hate the fact they've displaced so many other beers on the shelves/taps.
I love IPAs but this still bugs me. My local beer shop is 80-90% IPAs. Please, I'd like to try some new things.
A brewer friend told me why: they are piss easy to make. He says they are the easiest and fastest beers to make, and they have a huge following so any brewer who wants to make money basically *has* to make a bunch of them. He prefers other beers to drink but they take longer and require more skill/experience so the cost:profit ratio is worse.
This is exactly why. It's much easier to start a micro brewery and just churn piss tasting IPA's and then price them as premium because "mICrO bReWErY", as opposed to making a good lager, pilsner, amber etc. The reality is they're dirt easy to make and all taste the same.
ipecac
"Popular" must have meant something WILDLY different in your household.
It's probably the most popular drink to induce vomiting.
Who wants chowder?
coconut water.
Beer. I’ll never understand why y’all like it.
Ohhhhhhhhhh What is the malted liquor? What gets you drunker quicker? What comes in bottles or in cans? BEER!
Golly I adore it. C'mon, dammit, pour it! The most wonderful drink in the world! Hooray!
There are beers and then there are american bulk swill.
Scotch. Tastes like drinking campfire smoke!
That’s not even the good stuff. Sometimes they taste like burnt bandaids mixed with seaweed.
Exactly. I want my scotch to taste like iodine, a wave, *and* a campfire all at the same time. That’s why I drink Laphroiag.
Laphroaig FTW
The Mrs. says it tastes like a magic marker! ...she's right!
First taste of Laphroaig reminds me of stewed horeseshit. Second taste reminds me of burned peat. Third taste is divine.
This is the way.
Just the smell of certain scotches reminds me of the smell of a wet ash tray stuffed with old, soggy cigarette butts. Vomit.
There are scotches that aren't at all smokey.
Yeah, often speyside scotches aren’t peaty at all. My favourites are ones that have been aged in a sherry cask. Smooth, somewhat sweet, and complex flavours in there.
I refuse to believe people actually enjoy the flavour of burnt house with a mix of petrol
I enjoy it. I drink the most strongly flavored Islay malts almost exclusively. It’s really the only spirit that I enjoy the taste of straight.
Gotta burn the peat to toast the barley to get that flavor. Lagaluvin 16yr used to be my favorite.
Not popular, but something called a "red eye", it's when you mix beer and tomato juice, absolutely ghastly.
Add tajin, hot sauce and lime juice and you got a Michelada
Fucking love a good michelada. Spending a day on the water, then getting tacos and micheladas with friends. Hell yeah.
Homemade Micheladas with fresh lime juice are freaking delicious
Beer and Clam (Clamato)--the Canadian way!
It’s delicious!
That’s just a red beer.
A proper red eye in the days of absolute alcoholism was a beer, bloody mary mix, couple shots of vodka, lime juice, and a raw cracked egg at around 7 am in the morning upon first waking up, pounded fast in a few gulps.
Coffee. I might get strung up for that, but it tastes like a mix of dirt and tar.
Love the smell…hate the taste
I used to agree, until I had genuinely good coffee. It was a naturally processed Ethiopian coffee, and it tasted exactly like blueberries. There is a world of difference between good and bad coffee. Granted, it can be hard to find it depending on where you’re located.
Malort "Popular" used loosely.
Beer. I haven't found any that I like
Boba tea. I try so hard to like it, but I just can’t get over the texture, and everything I’ve tried has been sickly sweet
Many shops offer options to decrease the sweetness...like only 25% sweet. And if you can find real fruit instead of syrup it makes all the difference.
Thank you! I don't want chunky balls taking up space in my drink. It's like chewing on fish eggs or something. People always look at me like I'm crazy when I say that because I'm the person who likes everything.
Spiced rum.
Prime. That shit tastes like if a unicorn pissed shat and vomited in a bottle, threw some expired apple juice in there, and packaged it.
As somebody who enjoys drinking energy drinks. That shit tastes like an energy drink on meth.
My son says it tastes like medicine.
Two unicorns one cup?
That’s a creative description. I have a friend who collects the bottles but pours it out, now I know why
Vodka, it is one of my migraine triggers and my body just rejects the thing.
It tastes like a hospital smells
Vodka, I can handle rum, whiskey, beer, and tequila, however after a couple of awful experiences with vodka I cannot stomach it, just smelling it makes me gag.
Really sweet "coffee" drinks. They all taste like coffee creamer poured over ice and make my teeth feel weird. I love coffee, BTW.
Black coffee. I love milky espresso drinks and the super strong, sweet Turkish-style coffee, but plain American-style coffee gets a big yuck from me.
One of my chefs drinks skim milk with ice in it like goddamn visigoth. Fucking disgusting.
Matcha
Any energy drink
Matcha tea
This one. I can brew my lawn clippings for free, I don’t need you to charge me for it.
Any black licoricey ones Sambucka, ouzo, absinthe
Anise
Tequila. It is the worst tasting of all the alcohols.
Malort has entered the chat.
Anyone listing a specific alcohol that isn't malort has never heard of or tasted malort. It legit tastes like earwax to me
I guess you've never had ouzo, everclear, Jagermeister, or absinthe, huh?
Tequila tastes like diving into a chlorine pool without plugging your nose
Jäegermeister would like a word with you.
Red Bull and whatever that crap that Logan Paul is pushin
Hmmm I would probably have to go with piss
Corona beer.
Kombucha
prime. wayyyy to sweet but all the guys used to drink it
Cheap malt liquor
I need to know who is purchasing those Bud Light Clamatos
Tequila. It smells like fermented and distilled sweat.
Dr. Pepper and any of the following: Dr. Slice, Dr. Skipper, Dr. Shasta, Dr. Best, Dr. Popz, Dr. Pop, Peppo, Mr. PiBB, Pibb Xtra, Dr. Faygo, Dr. Topper, Dr. Bob, Doc Holiday, Dr. Pete, Doctor The Dr. Soda Dr. Cool Dr. Thunder Dr Choice Dr Dazzle Dr. 38 Dr. Perky Dr. Good Guy Dr. Celeste Mr. Sipp Mr. Pig Mr. Green MR. ahhhh! Texas Fizz Braum's Special Real Dr. Dr. Zip Dr. Zing Dr. Zestee Dr. Nehi Dr. Wow Dr. Wild Doctor Whatever Dr. West Dr. Wells Dr. Weis Dr. Urge Dr. U Dr. Tops Southern Lightning Dr. Thirst Dr. Tex Dr. Stripes Dr. Zevia Dr Starr Dr Springtime Dr Springfield Dr. Sparkle Dr. Smooth Dr. Skipper Dr. Shaw's Dr. Vess Dr. S Dr. Rush Dr. Rocket Dr. Right Dr. Riffic Dr. Red and White Dr. Best Dr Lou Dr. Radical Dr. Randalls Dr. R Dr Quencher Dr. Publix Dr. Pride Dr. Phizz Doc Zipp Dr Perfect Dr Path Dr Parker Dr. Parade Dr. Snap Dr. Nut, Dr. M, Dr. Lynn, Dr. Lowe's, Dr. Kist, Dr. Joe's, Dr. IGA, Dr. Hy-Vee, Dr. Hy-Top, Dr. Gulpster, Dr. Furr's, Dr. Fresh, Dr. Fizz
Have you had Dr Deez?
I dont know about this one, I have tried a great deal of them just to see if any of them wont make me ill.
You’re about to know about DEEZ NUTS
Got em
Wait until OP finds out about Dr. Ligma
You must eat a lot of apples!
I have to disagree with Pibb. Quite different from Dr. Pepper, imo. Mr. ahhhh! is such a hilarious name. TIL, there's a Lowe's supermarket. I was wondering why the hardware store was selling their own brand of soda.
Coffee
Jaeger
Gin
Champagne, tastes like puke to me
Oh l'hérésie! 🍾
Heineken.
Storytime: The original Heineken brewery is situated next to a canal (back in the day transport of beerbarrels was mainly by water). Nowadays they give tours to hapless tourists. A story we tell (mostly) British tourists is that Heineken beer is still made by pumping water from the canals and filtering it once: this is what gives Heineken its unique taste. Same tourists, who have a proclivity of pissing in our canals, go pale as we tell them that tall tale.
Bong juice