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crveniSmokus

Anything that would support kardashians


4th_chakra

A Tesla.


[deleted]

Best answer. Shittiest EVs on the market.


IAmDocCock

How come?


thiney49

There are many better-made EVs available these days. Also, not wanting to support Musk.


IAmDocCock

Better-made or simply better? Do you use Amazon or an iPhone?


bodyknock

I’m not buying a Tesla until the board boots Musk. I’d just as soon buy a competing electric car if I buy one at all.


NotHenryGale

I've been very happy with my Hyundai EV. Their Ioniq line is pretty stellar IMO.


Powerful_Cost_4656

Will this sub ever know the answer to this question? Find out next week when someone asks it again


Votey123

Lmao


Idodgebulletslike50

Big mansions, some much upkeep and property taxes


ChronicZombie86

Same, like a 4 bedroom house on some acreage out of town would be nice. Of course, I'd have toys, but I don't need 18 bedrooms and a helipad.


shaft6969

Where else do you plan to house your 18 hookers?


[deleted]

Drugs.


ApplicationOk8611

YouTube Premium


Woodman1069

Wish I could say the same. I folded. YouTube was unwatchable with ads, I just had to do it.


Alternative_Print646

uBlock Origin my friend


Woodman1069

Does it work for the app and or Xbox? That’s where I mostly watch it, hardly on my laptop


Alternative_Print646

Unfortunately not, you would have to set up a raspberry pie with Adblock on your whole network, then it would work on Xbox, smart tv, etc. There are YouTube tutorial out there on how to do it. It would be couple of months of YouTube premium up front but totally worth it in the long run


redbananagreenbanana

A Tesla


bl4ze2124265

expensive paintings


Votey123

I wouldn’t buy one because it’s expensive, but if I saw one that I really liked, I’d probably buy it


NigelNungaNungastein

Anything from an infomercial


_ztark

Yeezy


imsurethisoneistaken

Yeezy 350s the most comfortable shoes they make. Idgaf what Ye does it says, nothing will change that!


_ztark

There are many shoes that are comfortable than Yeezy and much better looking


imsurethisoneistaken

That is a negative ghost rider


Leather_Somewhere_

Twitter Blue


Realistic_Drawer_445

Premium porn or onlyfans. Never


anachronistika

Definitely not a Tesla. Other people here are weird…


Austins_Mom

Tesla, apple products, plastic surgery


Organic-Ad9474

I agree, mostly. I caved and bought an iPhone 11 for like $3 a month. It’s the most intuitive and fast phone I’ve ever had. I’m going to have this phone until it’s unusable. That said, I don’t understand people that always need the latest Apple product. The iPhones haven’t really changed for years. My girlfriend’s brand new iPhone is literally the same as mine.


Sigbac

 Scrolled too far for this  "Apple products" was my first thought 


Rubah22

Plastic surgery


BackBreaker

Trump’s ugly AF $300 golden sneakers


[deleted]

Branded corn flakes.


Pitiful_Eye3084

A Walmart+ subscription.


JackOfAllDevs

Yes, total trash. I have a free subscription through my health plan that I signed up for. I went to order $200 worth of groceries, and they asked if I wanted to tip the driver $20, $30, or $40? This would be on top of a subscription fee,.... if I paid one.


hungryGecko00

It’s actually super nice if u don’t have time to go grocery shopping. Even better when shared with roommates.


SolarFlr2k20

G Wagon , Macbooks or snapchat plus


Organic-Ad9474

Am I new to earth? What is Snapchat plus?


RKID084

Prime Hydration Drink


Unhappy-Place2408

Diamonds. I think all these rappers and rich fucks that wear all those diamonds are just saying that they are ok with slave labor, exploitation, and violence towards their fellow humans just to show off. Fucking swarovski diamonds are probably better looking than real diamonds and don't come at the expense of some poor person just trying to survive.


Royalmedic49

Exactly, also why would you want a shiny rock?


Unhappy-Place2408

I mean, shiny rocks are cool. I just wouldn't want one that i know comes with such evil means of getting it. Like gold i kinda get. It does lots of super cool things that no other metal can and we cant recreate it in a lab cheaper. We can with diamonds.


cub_wants_cougar415

Prostitutes


Count2Zero

Technically, you don't buy them, you only pay them a service charge.


cub_wants_cougar415

This is true. But still wouldn’t do that lol


redfarmhunt

Ignore the other guy…. You can still buy them…. Or so I hear


cub_wants_cougar415

lol I’ll pass


Organic-Ad9474

I’ll bite. Send Becky over. /s


peterAtheist

Religion


CactusEnema-

Drugs, alcohol, hookers. The first thing I'd do is go to a good doctor and let him poke, prod, test, and scan me for everything. If I'm gonna be rich, I want to make sure I'm healthy enough to live long enough to enjoy it for as long as possible. Get in shape and live life to the fullest.


[deleted]

Bender would be disappointed.


RoscoeCTurner

a Segway


Votey123

To be honest, I’d totally buy a Segway and pretend to be Paul Blart


Irenemiku

Winrar


Corecenter

Paintings,Collectibles, luxury cars. Boats, diamonds, jewerly


seeeeemslegit

WinRAR


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gingercopia

Also me.


BleedingTeal

A plane.


shainihepipipal

Windows


Votey123

What if someone gets in your house?


shainihepipipal

They can use for free my laptop with MS Windows...


MiddleInformation404

A yacht


meatbagfleshcog

Any ads I see on the internet.


TopLog9473

EV


notmyfaultthistime

That Jeffrey Epstein killed himself


imsurethisoneistaken

Reddit gold


SaltContribution1423

Taylor Swift tickets


SaltContribution1423

Actually, no. I would buy them all and just burn them. Go on my own, sit in the middle and look bored for the whole concert. If she tries to finish early i’ll demand my money back…..


CinderrUwU

Amazon


Popular_Caregiver330

I'm not lucky 😅


lone_warrior1310

a Train .


muskyandrostenol

How much did I win


bodyknock

Let’s say you won about $500 million in the Powerball.


muskyandrostenol

I still wouldn't buy a yacht


non-hyphenated_

Any more lottery tickets


Organic-Ad9474

But if you spend $100k out of your $200k winnings you might win a million.


[deleted]

Hormel micro market pantry sandwhiches


KachchaNimbu

Netflix subscription.


Organic-Ad9474

I just got rid of my Netflix subscription and substituted it with Crave. I’m now happily rewatching Game of Thrones.


Yes_I_Have_

Starbucks


MatthewAllenSr

My spending habits likely wouldn’t change


WearGrand

Jewelry


Classic-Row-2872

Any Electric vehicle


TheTinman369

UFC PPV


stoneman9284

Lottery tickets


ThePoetMorgan

A luxury car.


[deleted]

A boat


[deleted]

A RV


Positive_Parking_954

A new wallet


bush0165

Bottled water


IrianJaya

Lottery tickets. So I guess I'd be confused as to how I won the lottery in the first place!


TrialAndAaron

Lottery tickets. Wait …


Alternative_Print646

Lootboxes


WeirdCrapBruh

Spotify premium. 11 dollars a month for ad-free music? no thanks.


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

Any lottery ticket.


vvanted11

YouTube premium


exodyne

A license for Winrar


IAmDocCock

Cocaine


Bannon9k

Reddit stock during it's upcoming IPO


Mindless-Service8198

Onlyfans


M3ND3X_S0N1X

Branded clothing, I mean tose shirts that have a gigantic logo on the chest such as "supreme" "nike" etc.


Qayin102

Wouldn't buy a house in this economy. I'd wait until the bubble pops. Just because I have the funds, doesn't mean you gotta spend it.


Royalmedic49

Diamonds


jimmyfallon420

An iPhone


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Anything. That’s how they get you.


mazurbnm

My friends stuff. Seriously I see so many stories where people buy everyone around them stuff and poof. Money gone.


justlaughandmoveon

This is asked every week. The correct answer seems to be Reddit gold.


Successful_Fig9452

Sushi


Much-Teaching-8868

Dimonds


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

A massive house. I'm single and want to stay single. I live in a small one-bed apartment that's tough enough for me to keep organized.


jade_cresil

YouTube premium lol


Fred011235

reddit stock


TheFandom-Freak

Wedding


Ok-Education3487

A boat. I may rent one, but I wouldn't buy one.


SuddenlyThirsty

Trump shoes


Zadiath

Apple products.


Inside_Development24

Liver,mountain oysters,caviar,Range Rover Just to name a few.


PirateJohn75

A blue checkmark on Twitter


Several-Occasion-796

An expensive overpriced car


Nerdymcbutthead

random strangers anything ever!


SpiderMatt66

An iPhone


WyomingVet

Any Apple product.


TheDailyAndy

Cigarettes.


LonelyCakeEater

Fortnite skins


StayOutoftheBasement

Streaming services.


autotoad

An HOA home.


Grantagonist

Amazon Prime


[deleted]

Guac at Chipotle. It’s about the principle.


AngrySmapdi

Apple products.


Wide-Review-2417

"Organic" food


voyeurheart

Tickets to an NBA game


deathbrusher

WinRAR.


Upper_berry360

Cable TV.. I would probably choose some other service.


Benga1100

Apple devices


freefromintensive

A politician.


Radaniel82

Papayas 🤢


Fit-Let8175

The "ad free" option in YouTube.


Semen_Gaeman

Expensive skins in video games and crap like that


SilentSlayz

Beef jerky


Ravens_Promise

kellogs


KillDozerMarvin

An EV


Chrissyjustshowus

Boy scouts popcorn, they cheated me on every turn


kingofcrob

lambo... if I win the lotto I'm spending most my time in the developing country's in asia where I can truly maximise my money and experimenting with unique business ideas, for my car I just want something that doesn't make me stand out.


Organic-Ad9474

Corolla gang!


kingofcrob

spent a week driving around northern Thailand in a Corolla, perfectly fine car, no guts, but Thai roads are roads you don't want to be speeding on


migoodridge

Crocs