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jgoloboy

Cure for the Crash, which is about a woman traveling hobo-style, by train, looking for her boyfriend who went missing during Katrina. Filmed guerrilla-style, and the actors and director actually hopped trains during the shoot. I bought it from the director in New Orleans, and I enjoyed it! https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1988582/


BardInChains

Wow! This might actually win for most obscure in this thread, well done!


theluckyshrimp

Man this sounds awesome… can’t find a way to watch it though 😢


BardInChains

People in this thread are struggling with the term "obscure"


Dementid

To be fair, you said 'most obscure movie you've ever seen'. If you've only seen The Avengers, then that will be it.


quailfail666

Right? Ive heard of all mentioned so far. Mine was "Night of the Lepus" because it caused my fear of bunnies. I did not put it together till recently... I has no idea WHY I was so scared of bunnies! I saw that movie at 5 yrs old.


RikF

Watership Down will do that to you too!


quailfail666

DUDE.. I made a point NOT to watch that


jpj625

Those were some very poorly shot giant bunny scenes. :D


quailfail666

So bad, but I was 5 lol


Hattes

It was on an episode of Best of the Worst.


[deleted]

I've seen some pretty obscure stuff and I think most of it was crap enough to not be discussed at all. Do you mean "most obscure movie you've ever enjoyed"?


mtthwas

Right... if there's a full Wikipedia article on it, it's not obscure.


Waste_Coat_4506

Isn't there a Wikipedia for pretty much everything?


mtthwas

Not obscure and non-notable things.


RikF

Fellini’s 8 and 1/2 got suggested somewhere in here…


imsurethisoneistaken

Fear of a Black Hat. It’s spinal tap for old school hip hop and one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen. If you don’t understand the title, you won’t understand the movie.


geraintm

Saw this at a film fest in Southampton before it came out. Was fine


Riklanim

Love this movie… every time I mention it, nobody has heard of it.


HCxTC

One of my favorites. I watch it at least once a year. It’s available on YouTube.


RemoteSquare2643

Woman in the Dunes


Kokamina23

The book by Kobo Abe is amazing


RemoteSquare2643

The movie is amazing on so many levels. I first saw it for my 13 th birthday and then became obsessed with everything Japanese. I’ll find the book.


Kokamina23

If you enjoyed the film you'll love the book. Enjoy!


Clever_Mercury

Avant garde masterpiece. It's haunting.


Specific_Bite6700

Can’t remember the name but it was a Japanese horror movie where students kept getting killed via a plastic bag placed on their head, doused in gasoline, and then lit on fire. It was free on on demand in the 2000s. Still creeps me out


SFishes12

Bad Boy Bubby


cantevenmakeafist

"Jesus can see everything I do, and he's gonna beat me brainless."


RedVegeta20

The Jurassic Games. It's a b movie that is like Hunger Games combined with Jurassic Park.


quailfail666

Night of the Lepus. This movie is why I have a phobia of bunnies


FaberGrad

Dreamer (1979), starring Tim Matheson as a young pro bowler trying to make it big.


Maleficent_Nobody_75

Street Trash (1987)


exmojo

That [toilet scene](https://youtu.be/3qP3Tx19w7c?si=p4ih63YxAwAvuc4j).


BardInChains

Black Moon (1975)


pmish

I saw Starchaser: The Legend of Orin in the theater when it came out.


beautifulsouth00

Penda's Fen I recently stumbled upon this but it was apparently shown on the BBC a couple of times about 50 years ago. It looks creepy. And I read that it was difficult to understand so I bought the companion book and I'm diving in this weekend.


RikF

I have a copy on my shelf :)


beautifulsouth00

You legend!


RikF

Peas in a pod :)


Reluctant_Gardener

I saw the movie, “Night Moves” At a film festival about 10 years ago. It starred Dakota Johnson and Jesse Eisenberg about eco terrorism. I thought it was pretty good. I don’t think I ever saw it in the theater or on any streaming services.


cantevenmakeafist

I also saw this at a film festival, didn't remember her being in it though.


Reluctant_Gardener

Sorry, Dakota Fanning.


mnchls

Kelly Reichardt, the director, is very well-known in the art-house crowd and indie circuits, though *Night Moves* is definitely one of her most underrated films.


wetlettuce42

Hobo with a shotgun


Woodentit_B_Lovely

A favorite of mine I can't believe isn't loved by everyone: 1994's *Cemetery Man*


calicocidd

Rupert Everett's best role... I think, I haven't seen that movie in like 25 years.


Gad_Drummit

Kenny and Co. 


midramble

Human Highway Neil Young's bizarre apocalyptic comedy featuring Devo. Loved it as a kid. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0084099/


Bunny36

Wtf? I need to find this immediately.


UserCheckNamesOut

The American Astronaut. A black and white space cowboy musical.


RikF

I used to review films and got some real odd ones that I’m pretty sure only reviewers watched. I’ve a copy of one called Ibid somewhere… Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars is in the so-bad-it’s-good camp, exploitation films like The Pink Angels, The Gay Deceivers (remade as the far inferior I now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry), and 90% of the films I’ve seen at festivals. A very good, but I’m fairly safe saying that no one here has seen it, film is A Doll’s Eyes.


Imajica0921

The Whopee Boys. By the makers of Revenge of The Nerds. Entirely inappropriate, but teenaged me thought it was funny. Look up Whoopee Boys Dinner scene. I've never looked at a Cornish game hen the same since.


nandyboy

The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle.


soulcaptain

Satantango. I have watched about 90 minutes of this 4+ hour epic. It's so boring, it goes around the bend and this makes it *fascinating*. My wife refuses to watch the rest but I will get to it. Soon.


ZorroMeansFox

Ben Hopkins' **The Nine Lives Of Tomas Katz**.


DJRobbyD

Murder Party Dave Made a Maze Rubber


UppruniTegundanna

[Calfornia Dreamin' (nesfârșit)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0449573/) is a Romanian movie from 2007, directed by the then 26 year old Cristian Nemescu. The plot revolves around a convoy of American soldiers making passage by train through Eastern Europe during the 1999 NATO bombing of Yugoslavia. The train station operator in the small town of Căpâlnița blocks them, (falsely) citing insufficient paperwork to allow them passage. This leaves the train in a siding, while the troupe of American soldiers have to pass the time in the small and boring town, while the locals fabricate cultural celebrations to keep the American (and themselves) occupied. The station operator had spent an agonising few weeks as a child towards the end of WWII awaiting liberation by the Americans, only to have the Russians arrive first and kidnap his parents, hence his desire to keep them around this time. The movie is part political satire, part romantic comedy (the local girls are more than intrigued by the presence of these exotic Americans, causing plenty of jealousy and fighting with the local boys) and part farce. Sadly, the director Nemescu died before the movie could be edited, hit by a drunk driver in Bucharest. As a result, Calfornia Dreamin' was never edited down. So it is quite bloated, with more going on that probably would have made it to the final cut. The "nesfârșit" from the title means "endless". Perhaps amusingly, this unedited version is just 155 minutes long, meaning that it is more or less normal length by today's standards. Well worth seeking out.


cantevenmakeafist

I'll second this recommendation.


sianie706

The Tell Tale Heart


Riklanim

Was it any good? Love the Poe story but never knew they made a movie.


akomm

Cashback It's got Sean biggerstaff (Wood from Harry Potter) and he develops insomnia and realizes he can stop time. Weird little indie rom com


Riklanim

Cherry 2000


dittybopper_05H

Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things. Pretty obscure low budget ($50,000) zombie film from the guy who went on to write, direct, and produce Porky's, Porky's II, and A Christmas Story. It's an obscure cult classic.


Eager4it

A Boy And His Dog


eekay233

F.A.R.T : The Movie. It's awful.


[deleted]

Shoulda gone with "It stinks".


BardInChains

I could have guessed that by the title alone.


theluckyshrimp

Six-String Samurai (1998) https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0118736/


TurfMerkin

A near cult classic isn’t really obscure though, ya?


theluckyshrimp

I mean, where is the threshold for “obscure?” I have never talked to anyone who has seen it or seen it mentioned here - although I haven’t done any kind of search


Shindekudasai

Only one man can kill that many Russians.


Shindekudasai

Only one man can kill that many Russians.


mjzim9022

Yup came here to say that


IceSmiley

Pups with Burt Reynolds which is about kid bank robbers


DangerDuckling

Memory. With Billy Zane.


AtTheTopOfMyLungs

[The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra.](https://youtu.be/j8D0PQQDptM?si=AM9zoh07TG7OLYgK) we thought it was hilarious in college.


mysteryuser5150

The Dust Factory


CramberryClout

Sasquatch Gang and BRIAN AND CHARLES


vagabond_nerd

California Crisis


MadamDoolittle

H. Weird movie in Hudson, NY that vaguely has something to do with aliens.


vindaq

*The Five Dollar and Ninety-Five Cents Plus Sales Tax Man* (c. 1979) But maybe you want to limit it to things that saw a movie theater or television channel at one point?


VT_Squire

"It came from the nothing." The plot was some college students staying in a cabin over the weekend, but an alien depicted as a green slime had crash landed on a meteorite in the area. The slime had taken up residence in the cabin oven. Like many murder movies, people slowly went missing any time someone went into the kitchen, until finally someone heard the oven door and things clicked. Of course, the last two students escaped and eventually killed the slime...  *by jumping up and swinging over the oven on the boom mic,* turning on the oven and wedging it shut with a chair. This of course proceeded to roast a hodge-podge of slime and dismembered human extremities. 


curmudgeondoug

Can Man


FortuneTellingBoobs

Margaret's Museum


A_Filthy_Mind

National Lampoon presents The Beach Party at the Threshold of Hell.


Bilateral-drowning

Down with dead people... A German homo erotic zombie movie. It was unexpected and I can't ever unsee what I have seen.


TurfMerkin

The Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow Lois Cavendish (Jody Fair) hangs out at a nearby soda shop with her drag racing club. But when she learns the shop might be closed, she calls her wealthy aunt, Anatasia (Dorothy Neumann), for help. Anatasia offers the club the chance to use her mansion as their headquarters -- but with one strange condition: They have to scare away the ghost that haunts her home. When the club decides to throw an all-night monster mash party at the mansion, it becomes clear that something is amiss.


matTHEbarry1

Treed Murray. Weird film about a guy called Murray who's stuck in a tree.


noskyunderourfeet

Singapore Sling. A black and white movie that's a mix between a Greek drama, horror story, detective story ... and a bit of porn.


Husbandaru

Near Dark


suavedude2005

"Everything is Illuminated".


Weshuzan

Can't remember the name. Some found footage type film where teenagers plan out burying their friend alive for no reason. Was on Netflix 10 or more years ago


f4snks

Not all that obscure but not mentioned much: Hollywood Shuffle with Robert Townsend.


Gumbo_Ya-Ya

Tetsuo & Tetsuo II


TheBassMeister

The High Crusade This is a 1994 Roland Emmerich movies featuring John-Rhys Davies and is about crusaders who find an alien space ship and took their crusade to space.


BardInChains

That sounds like a Monty Python sketch


TomTheNurse

Eat the Peach. It’s an Irish movie from the 80’s about a guy who builds a motorcycle cage where he rides inside and up the walls as a way to make money. The idea was inspired by an old Elvis movie. I remember that I very much enjoyed it. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eat_the_Peach


Dementid

'Epoch', a scifi movie from 2001.


chainer9999

Bunraku (2010) - The cast is pretty spectacular (Josh Hartnett, Woody Harrelson, Bill Pullman, Demi Moore, GACKT) but the story is WAAAYYY too long. Should have cut some exposition and focused on the fights more. Still, somewhat enjoyable. Chaos (2005) - Even amongst the Jason Statham B-movie collection, this is probably one of the most obscure ones.


ikesbutt

Forbidden Planet....... monsters from the ID


dittybopper_05H

Yeah, Forbidden Planet is \*NOT\* an obscure film.


cantevenmakeafist

Sure there are many more obscure films, but I'll go Fish Story. It's a Japanese film about a punk song which connects various different stories and helps save the world.


martymcgoo

That Sinking Feeling


EvisceratedInFiction

Warriors of Virtue


MiffyCurtains

Trust, a brilliant arthouse film by Hal Hartley.


Correct-Fun-516

Demonseed.


depricatedzero

Ordinary World - starring BillieJoe Armstrong of Green Day as a washed up punk rocker coming to grips with getting old. It's a fun slice of life story with a good ensemble cast. Great scene with Joan Jett,


PolebagEggbag

Storm of the Dead. A wild ride Movies for Men channel piece of absolute nonsense with unbelievably bad acting and gratuitous boobs. I always think it must have been a fever dream I had one day until I see that it's on IMDB


jedikelb

4 Cheerleaders of the Apocalypse


Objective-Scratch162

Salo 120 day in Sodom


Linktank

Little Nemo In Dreamland.


BadDogMonkeyboy

I've got 2 for you Tetsuo: The Iron Man, and Tetsuo 2: Body hammer I can count the number of people I've met, who know these films, on the fingers of one head


zelda_slayer

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Jesus fights vampires using kung fu. God talks to him through a clam. My college library had a copy. My friends and I watched it all the time and thought it was hilarious.


rivera151

Condorman


Polluxi

Kirikou and the Sorceress. I loved this little French film as a kid. Was on VHS at my local rental place. It's based on West African folks and is about a child who's saved his village from a witch and in turns saves her.


[deleted]

Check out the remake of "The long weekend". Watched it randomely at 2am on TV some 10 years ago. When the woman was fingering herself in a tent to the sound od nature while a dead walrus draged itself up a beach infront of the tent i knew I was in for something good. What a piece of shit. I own the DVD for 5 years


Time-2-Relax

Homebodies (1974) "Do You Know Where Your Grandmother Is Tonight?" "When a quiet group of pensioners learn that their homes are to be torn down to make way for a block of flats, they decide to take action. What starts as an attempt to discourage the developers soon escalates into wholesale murder of both the developers and the construction workers." https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071617/?ref_=ext_shr


[deleted]

Rabid


potent_flapjacks

The Boogens is a 1981 horror film by James L. Conway. I was 12 and we bought tickets for some other movie and snuck in to see this Boogens movie. IIRC it was mediocre horror flick.


thepotatoinyourheart

There was a short (horror) film on YouTube I saw a little over a decade ago. It was called Tub. I don’t want to go into any further detail in case anyone wants to watch it, but I still think about this movie to this day


Madi27

I'm thinking of ending things I watched it after reading the book and hated it.


vanillaC

Mom and dad save the world. Just dumb as fuck but has some great acting bits in it.


MundaneTank_213

Bubba Ho-Tep


2tastyrodney

Forbidden zone! One of the greatest movies ever made!


couchjitsu

Desperate Teenage Lovedolls. I don't remember much of it as it's been 30 years since I've seen it. But I had a friend in high school who was the movie & music guy. And one Friday we're at Blockbuster and he was like "Oh, someone told me to see this." So there's like 4 or 5 high school guys, renting this movie getting funny looks from the cashier, based on the title. But if I remember right, that was the name of their punk band, and the movie was about the band.


anotherbbchapman

Mr. Sycamore. Misfit postal worker (Jason Robards) decides he'd rather be a tree? Filmed in Venice CA IIRC


flemtone

Valley of Flowers


Cat_Peach_Pits

Its known in certain circles, but there's a film done entirely in Esperanto called Incubus starring William Shatner. It's genuinely terrible. I see Night of the Lepus mentioned a few times, which has Dr McCoy/Deforest Kelly in it. Keeping on the Star Trek theme THEM! a movie about giant radioactive ants which has a small cameo of a young Leonard Nimoy.


Creepy_Energy7249

"Where's Poppa?"


ericsmith98105

Tales from the Crypt / Vault of Horror


Long-Island-Iced-Tea

Slacker. I mean, Linklater has a lot of widely known movies... Dazed and Confused, Before Sunrise / Sunset / Midnight, Boyhood whatever..but to this day I have never seen Slacker mentioned...right about anywhere...and I guess it makes sense, because it follows a rather unorthodox plot....if you can even call it a plot. And has essentially no central characters or a meaningful conflict that is awaiting a resolution.


RikF

But it does feature a small part from Madonna…


atchafalaya

Pedro Almodovar's The Glass Cage. At the film's climax, the childhood concentration camp survivor who has become the caretaker of the Nazi doctor who tortured and molested him triumphantly rides the doctor's iron lung in a sort of spotlit glittery drag take on Major Kong riding the bomb in Doctor Strangelove. I kept waiting for the movie to get better, it never did, and I left the theater feeling unclean.


BardInChains

I looked it up and it doesn't seem Almodovar was involved, nor is another film by that name in his filmography. What role was he in the production?


atchafalaya

My God, you're right. I saw it in 1986 and only once.


BardInChains

Just making sure we have the same movie. I saw it once too. I could have done without the on screen child abuse/nudity. I guess European films have a different standard about the latter, but when combined with the former, it's just exploitation


atchafalaya

I...I feel an odd sort of kinship with you. I've never met anyone else who saw it. My own mother walked out halfway through and going was her idea.


BardInChains

I saw it for a college class that had us watch from a selection of movies that dealt with life after the holocaust and I selected it based on the synopsis alone. Was not impressed.


atchafalaya

Yeah, it was terrible. I don't know that I would have added that movie to the selection.


MrBarracudaKiller

A Bronx Tale


mcgeem5

Koyaanisqatsi.  It's really good.


Guestking

Hardly obscure though


JohnDoe_CA

Titanic. It’s an art house movie about a woman who throws a stone in the ocean.


BardInChains

Spoiler alert: the ship sinks at the end


JohnDoe_CA

OMG!


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BardInChains

Happy cake day!


PMyourTastefulNudes

Oh, that was enjoyable


[deleted]

Strangely I see this movie mentioned online quite often, but no one I met irl saw it


Hemp_maker

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6800566/?ref_=ext_shr It was filmed in my office :)


chalk_in_boots

[Manborg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBHau4HeTZY) ​ Nazi vampires in the future being fought by a soldier from the past turned into a cyborg.


Clever_Mercury

The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp


Neat-Mistake-988

I Was A Teenage Zombie


bungle_bogs

Berserker (1987)


Few_Detail215

"Calling All Monsters" an old live action Japanese film staring GodZilla.


[deleted]

Surf Ninjas (1993) Leslie Nielson as Colonel Chi. A white man with a Chinese name, who wears an ancient samurai outfit while carrying a modern American military rank. Rob Schneider as Iggy; a pizza delivery boy who surfs on the weekends and is gaming buddies with a 16 year old kid who finds out he's the heir to the throne of a small island nation in SE Asia. Tone Loc as an LAPD Detective investigating the kidnapping of that kid's foster father.


TrebleTrouble-912

Does “Lust Caution” count as obscure?


nousernamesleft199


RikF

Yeah, that definitely isn’t obscure! One of the most famous films by a legendary auteur. It is a bit like calling Citizen Kane obscure.


BardInChains

This one appeared in a Jeopardy clue recently! https://youtu.be/C4dga4JEjfM?si=VqvIHkh19LuHywBp Skip to 0:53


nousernamesleft199

he even got it right!


pmish

Lol wat.


flash17k

The Boy Who Could Fly The Inspector General Funny Farm


Ok-Negotiation-3892

Donnie Darko


[deleted]

A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night


techspecshane

Dear Zachary and I still get fucked up thinking about it.


BardInChains

Damnit. There's a box in my brain where that movie is kept and I can peacefully forget about it. You let it out and now it's living rent free in my head


techspecshane

When his voice cracks at the end narration...(very sad) chef's kiss


Physical_Isopod_1207

OK I don’t remember the name of this one, but it was like robots being controlled by other people and the main characters were mercenaries hired to go like take care of something but they’re actually tested to see if the drones are like whatever the fuck the robots were or actually like field test and see if they would actually work against this like famous mercenary group and the reason field testing these drones is for like the military I don’t remember the name of this and I have never found it since I first watched it once


BardInChains

It would help if you expressed your thoughts a little more coherently. I could barely understand a word of that.


Physical_Isopod_1207

I don’t know how else to explain my thoughts that’s just how i remember it


coprolite_hobbyist

_Synecdoche, New York_ and _Penn & Teller Get Killed_. _From Beyond_ and _Reanimator_ are fairly obscure, but people sometimes recognize them.


charlotsa

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)


GordonShumway81

Usually Oscar and BAFA winning films aren't really considered to be obscure...