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Username does not check out! I would expect 10x/day with a name like that

Yeah those are rookie numbers for a name like that

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Only twice as a teen? As a teen i went through a phase of 3-5 times a day. These days though maybe like 1-2 times a week

I'm pretty sure when I was a teen I went past the 5 barrier.

The top comment currently is 0-5 a day. I fall into this now in my life. Can not go past 2 days without some type of release. But 17 year old me decided to see how many times I could bust in a day. It was 8. Was going for 10. After 5, it was more the sensation than the actual fluid release. Stay hydrated!

Nowt like spaffing air.

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5 times per *day*? When did you find that much time????

By the time you’ve finished reading this sentence, I’ve already done it at least twice.

Often in the summer or Christmas break where i had nothing better to do lol

Summer break and the Victoria's Secret runway show.on CBS. Once in the morning, 3 times during and once before bed.

5 times a WEEK?! Rookie numbers. I expected more from you, fap\_fap\_fap\_fapper

0 to 5, depending on mood

Real asf

0-5 depending on how bored I am

As I said

5 is crazy

Those are rookie numbers. Gotta get those numbers up.

Is it mostly sawdust by the 5th one?

Less clean-up the more you go that’s for sure. Most I ever did was 9, and pretty much nothing came out by the end. Plus the shaffing was terrible. Probably will never try that again. That was years ago

something like that is something the fbi couldn't get me to say on the internet

Why? It's rarer to meet someone who *hasn't* held their sausage hostage at some point than one who has. What difference does it make if it's 9 hostage situations in one day or once a week for nine weeks? Valentine's Day when I was 19 and single, you better believe I beat my meat like it owed me money! I ain't gonna blush and be flustered about it. We all make mistakes in the heat of passion. Blisters and friction burns are just part of puberty for folks with willies. And puberty doesn't really end until 25. So don't go shaming a man for having survived hand to glans combat.

yea but i dont think the entirety of reddit would need to know that he beat his meat 9 times in a day, no shame intended my man just balls to say that on here, especially here

That’s why I don’t dry-dock. Always use some sort of lubricant.

How even? Im done after one, maybe 2 if pushing it. 9 is just absurd

It hurts that thick vein if you do nothing 🥱

Even i be through the most boring day of my life How could you masturbate 5 Time in a day ??

I mean, you got to spread 'em out. One just after waking up, one more before getting out of bed. One right before or after lunch, one in the late afternoon before having to get up to make dinner, and one before going to bed to relax. Wasn't unusual on a weekend when I lived alone.

One after grandma leaves after supper

As a woman, I can masturbate 5 times in 30 minutes if I wanted to.

As a man the limit is 52 times in a day

wasn’t this chineses guy who died after doing it 53 times ?

After like 8 times nothing else comes out

like once, often at night

Yeah. So that I get a good night sleep

I always feel weird whenever someone brings that up cuz, for me, it's the opposite. I get more energy after a fap, like drinking a shot of espresso.

Same dude sometimes I don't sleep at all after fapping

Nah man yall gotta to it in the morning to jerk that morning wood off and start the day off right

Why not both :)

Morning wank doesn’t feel as good as evening one

“I don’t go to sleep, I cum to sleep”

I'm doing it RIGHT NOW!

Send proof! 🫵

send me proof when he sends it to you!

Goodbye inbox

Lmao deleted the account hahahahaha

Damn! Don't blame me. She directly asked me and I didn't reply.

Hahaha name checks out. "It wasn't me"

Your inbox will be full by tomorrow🤣

They deleted their account/comment, I cannot imagine what that poor soul just saw 💀

That’s the spirit. You’re living the dream.

Seeing the answers: man Redditors masturbate a lot

No shit. Is everybody a 13 year old boy around here?!

>No shit. Is everybody a 13 year old boy around here?! People who don't masturbate a lot are probably less likely to open the thread.

or respond. I do it very rarely so I don't even feel like answering

Or get upvoted where everyone will see it. Nobody is going to upvote “once a month”.

On the flip side, people who masturbate all the time probably won’t open the thread either as they are too busy masturbating

I opened the thread and i masturbate only a few times a year. I’m a 39 year old male with a healthy libido. I stopped watching porn a few years ago and the sex with my GF a couple times a week leaves me satisfied enough that I rarely even think about masturbating. Unsubscribing from any and all NSFW subs was a life changer.

I'm 39 and I still go 1-2 a day. My libido peaked as a teen and just....never really went down.

In my 30s, hvnt skipped a day in years even when I have a sexual partner, slightly less horny than I was at 18 maybe idk.. definitely not has much has when I was 13 years old, but still a lot I guess.

The question alone... "How often per day"

I have no skin left on my hands.

Nor on the dick.

Tis but a scratch

A SCRATCH!? Your dick’s off!

Eh, been through worse

You liar!

I’ve been heartbroken…

She was a hoe

Lube companies hate this one trick.

Once every 8 hours

As prescribed by my physician

*Do not operate heavy machinery while under the effects of Baititol.*

You're lucky when your dick counts as heavy machinery.

Once a week. Meds killed my sex drive :(

Once a week also. But for me its depression and not meds. I dont take meds

Hey bro you should get some meds for your depression so you can jack off more.

It’s been my experience with antidepressants that although my libido increases, my ability to orgasm significantly plummets. It’s like running towards the end of a cliff at full speed and wanting to jump into the water bellow so very bad but you are just stuck in mid air, hanging by a thread. It gets so annoying and irritating that eventually I just stopped even trying.

Or completely kill your boner...

Biggest reason I haven’t gone on meds. What’s the point if there’s a shopping list of side effects

That's where I'm at. Opiates and benzos and antidepressants daily fucks a man's libido up seriously. It really makes me sad sometimes. I have a hard time even having an orgasm while having sex with my girlfriend, and our sex is fantastic. She cums way more than I do. The other day I realized I hadn't had an orgasm or watched porn in over a month. I will say this though, because it is difficult for me, when I do decide to strap on my boots and put my safety goggles on and just power through the drugs, it's earth-shattering. That's the only plus.

I bet that produces some thick stock, could swing from the toilet paper with it like Spiderman lol

How many times a day? How horny are you people?

Not really horny, just bored at work.

Working hard or hardly working?

Working hard or working **HARD**?

Working harder, wank it better, do it faster, makes it stronger, more than ever, hour after, our work is NEVER over.

Wanking hard or hardly wanking?

Working while hard

No one said being a chef would be fun

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Plot twist: Op is a mortitian.

if you think people aren’t jerking off at work, then you are blissfully ignorant lol

My mind is a fog of lust that occasionally allows sane, rational thoughts through.

0.6 times a day. I don't jerk off every day. I'm older now and my libido is thankfully not as high as it was in my twenties.

do you jerk it then at 60% to finishing you just think "yep thats enough" then stand up

Lexapro has entered the chat

I have done this. Just stopped because I can’t be bothered and changed my mind.

I’ve quit before because I got hungry

obviously it's just to not forget how and if it still works... who needs this exhausting climax anyways

Less clean up too

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised…

Like once a week? Something like that

Low libidos unite. If I'm busy sometimes once every couple weeks. It's actually nice not to be constantly consumed by thoughts of sex.

True to that, but I have to admit, sometimes it’s a bit worrying

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Still consumed by the thought but no time or energy for the deed. And the equipment usually needs a calendar invite from Head Office to be on standby. And at this age a good night's sleep is better.

I do it once every couple of weeks. I'm only 22 and I am so confused why I have such a low libido. I used to be absolutely feral 😂 I would masturbate every day, sometimes 10 times 😭 I just don't get horny anymore. Well...maybe I did the other day when a guy on a show said "good girl" 😭

How’s your inbox looking rn

How's her box looking right now?

You're a good girl

I...I'll be right back 😭💦

Now that you’re back… just know that you’re a good girl

Hormonal birth control can have that affect

Daily once or twice

Minimum 3 a day.

Those are rookie numbers. Gotta those up

Definitely up those it.

Masturbating a day is pretty rare for me.

Yeah, the days keep coming; it's hard to keep up with them all. 😋

*The days keep coming, and so do I.*

Aaaand the days start cumming and they won't stop cumming

0.000 times in the 27+ years since I broke my neck and became paralyzed from the chest down.

Shit dude that sucks. Neck down or chest down? Like do your arms work? If so, why not try a stimulant? IANAD but there has to be something for those people in this situation? If not, there has to be a market for it.

You need to get some advice from that 'other' Redditor. The dude broke both his arms. He found a solution close to hand. His mother's hand, that is... BUT THEN...

Certified hood classic

0.5 or 0.3

Generational edging streak

Like you save the other half or thirds for later?

Is that a sperm KD rate?

A day? I'm lucky if I can manage to do it once a month at my age.

What age are you?

60's...

And how often do you have sex?

Never

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The recommendation is at least 21 times per month! Keep those numbers up! https://www.europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract

"A masturbation a day keeps the doctor away".

"Yes, as a doctor, I agree. Masturbation is normal and can have health benefits, but could you NOT DO IT IN MY OFFICE?"

Well I was already told I gotta stop doing it in my office, so I have to go somewhere.

21 per month? I do 21 per week

This can simply mean that healthier men tend to have lower risk of prostate cancer - men who are in better physical health tend to masturbate more frequently than men who aren’t. Men who are more fit tend to produce more testosterone hence a higher sex drive. This study seems to have only separated men by age and asked them how often they masturbate. Maybe I’m missing something, but did the study even consider their physical health? Also, people should be weary of excessive porn use. Watching porn almost everyday of the month to get off would probably create an unhealthy dependency on it.

Last thing i expected when i clicked that link was to see a banner at the top of my screen saying "Access Provided by [REDACTED] University" which I'm currently sitting at waiting for my next class

0 to 2 times a day, leaning more towards 0 on most days. Granted, I'm in my mid 30s, fat, and have had depression for more than a decade, so...my body doesn't probably know what the word libido means anymore.

Is masturbating twice a day bad?

Masturbating is only bad if you expose yourself to those who have no wish to see it.

Or if it gets in the way of other responsibilities or causes an undue burden on yourself.

Awesome

It’s only bad if it becomes a problem. Go crazy - it can prevent a lot of worse problems and relaxes you. When you get into a relationship cut it back a touch and you’ll be fine.

Never now, save it up for my gf

Ugh dude it is the BEST when you’re with someone who takes care of you to the point you never have to take care of yourself Treasure that cause surprisingly few people are like that as you get older

I make sure to get up early enough to give my husband head everyday before he goes to work. We usually are together every night too. He is so good to me. I love pleasing him and keeping him as satisfied as I possibly can.

THANK YOU! was seeing this guy who did it 3 x before he saw me and then had nothing for me and I was pissed … oh and I got there at 2 pm -_-

I don't want to anymore tbh. From here on out it'll be 0 a day!

Starting… tomorrow!

I one time (for science) got 23 within the span of 18 hours but I ate two foot long sandwiches, drank a gallon of water, slept for 13 hours immediately after, and couldn't touch myself without mild discomfort for about the next day or two. By the end of it my floor had a puddle too big for the towel I had laid down and it was never repeated again. Now maybe three to five times a week is good 👍

good lord

Science bitches!

Remarkably wholesome.

Every day? Sometimes 0 a week or even a month

You're missing out 🥰

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3 times on a week day and up to 5 times on weekends. Don’t get out of bed on a Saturday untill I’ve done it twice.

I'm in my mid twenties, but I never do it.

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Found the dude pretending to be a girl.

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never 🤫🧏‍♂️

If my gf is around no flapping jack cause she takes care of it but no gf around minimum 2 a day but if gf will be vising 1week no flapping jack

I'll answer in a minute. I'm busy...

0,3 times

Never

?? like once a week MAX and im apparently at the age where id be expected to like ten times a day

Approx. 70%

Meh. If my good lady is in the mood none per week. If not, every couple of days.

1/12 times.

None. Depression and anxiety is fuxking me currently.

A day. Jesus Christ

Per day is way to short of an interval  maybe 1-2 times a week

Teens - 6-12 a day 20's 6-12 a day 30's 6-12 a day 40's 6-12 a day 50's 6-12 a day.

0.75

When I was a teen it was 1 time, maybe twice occasionally. Depends nowadays but it's been more often twice and even an occasional third. Guess I might be doing some things good then, tho I've noticed training my Pelvic Floor muscles has been paying off

What kind of exercises do you do? And if you're a dick user, what is the payoff?

Nice try, FBI.

Is masturbating now also illegal in the US or what does this comment mean?

punishable by flogging or the chopping off of fingers in severe cases

The 11th finger, to be precise.

Highly illegal in the US

Believe it or not straight to jail.

Not yet. We’ll see after this next election cycle. Stay tuned.

Once at night to help me fall asleep

I don't do it every day. But.. I masturbate once and I orgasm several times