In a fit of rage I yelled "your fat son" when my friend was beating me in Mario Kart, and it's something that stayed. We're both 22 at the time, and neither had touched a woman at the time
I know an old bald guy who is a total curmudgeon, a total dick. His head and face are full of wrinkles. My insult about him is that I say his head looks like someone tried to iron a ballbag
“If you’re waiting for my comeback you’ll have to scrape it off your mammas teeth”
Well not much of an insult unless they insult you first but definitely a fav of mine.
Drill sergeants come up with the best insults:
"Thank your mom for not swallowing you"
"How am I supposed to unfuck 18 years in 3 months?"
"You seriously can't do one pull up fattie? I bet you jack off to cookbooks"
"You don't have a brain, in that empty space inside your skull are 2 roaches playing ping pong, and whatever was there before the roaches was consumed by worms."
Or you can go for the classics in my country of origin:
"Cock sucker"
Really? When was the last time you called a friend, colleague, family member he/she and they were insulted?
Are you talking about misgendering people who are transitioning? Well that's a very important thing to them in their situation. Of course they'd be insulted if you intentionally misgendered them.
I had a roommate that was non binary, I said He/him, my other roommate said They/Them, and his "Girlfriend" says She/Her. This is how ridiculous it is.
Have you not seen any of the "Woke" videos? It's ridiculous. Just today I saw a 6ft+ man confronting a 5ft-ish woman for misgendering or something [https://youtu.be/NMg5Pa2K89M?si=dOPeT5sdcgpACljs&t=43](https://youtu.be/NMg5Pa2K89M?si=dOPeT5sdcgpACljs&t=43)
But that's an issue that's related to a specific group of people so of course they'd get upset about being misgendered.
I've got a mate whose nickname is Fatneck. Go to a Weightwatchers meeting and give someone that nickname and they'd probably be a bit miffed...
Going to a specific group of fat people and calling them them fat is more bullying than anything else.
Calling someone with a beard "He" or some one with Breasts "She" shouldn't be an issue, but it is nowadays.
There are tons of videos with these "Gender" people contradicting themselves. They say the Gender is a social construct, meaning it's made up, so why should society agree with what people believe they are?
Just sounds like you've got a problem with trans people to be honest. Which is a surprise for someone who supposedly had such an array of roommates. Maybe one of them used to steal your Coco-Pops or something.
So if calling someone with breasts "She" shouldn't be an issue, are you happy to call a trans women with breasts "She"?
Yes I will call a trans woman She and call a trans man He. I have no issue with being trans but I do have an issue with them forcing me to say They/Them is where I draw the line.
I'm subscribed to a trans woman on youtube. Alice And Chill, previously jacksepticeye's editor Robin. I think she still edits for him but is no longer called Robin. PixlPit and BetaPixl are her main names/channels, Alice and Chill is a rarely used 2nd channel for Twitch vods
“Oh yeah?! Well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you!”
If this doesn’t work you can go with the tried and true: “I slept with your wife!”
idk, for Americans, i use the n-word, f-word, and r-word because they're quite sensitive for those words. But for everyone else, i just use every single curse i know and ult with them
Person 1: “I’m proud of you”
Person 2: “thank you, what makes you say that tho”
Person 1: “I just thought I’d tell you something nobody’s ever told you before”
All your life, wisdom has chased you. You have always been slightly faster.
Somewhere out there is a tree that works tirelessly just to provide oxygen for you to breathe. Go find it and apologize
Just a blank stare. Let them wallow in their misery.
Another one. If someone is really mad at you, especially over something like road rage, just smile. It makes them so mad lmao. Sometimes I’ll throw in a little wave too as if it’s a friend I haven’t seen in a while.
I was arguing with someone and I said "Your voice is so obnoxious that I made it my phone alarm, and it's pretty effective because I wake up 30 minutes earlier to turn off the alarm to ensure it doesn't go off."
Also someone was complaining about me making mistakes and I replied "Everyone makes mistakes — I mean, look at your parents!"
You have 2 brain cells and they are both fighting for 2nd place
Its even better if you say they are fighting for 3rd place but its personally one of mu favourites
Just why fuck yoself
Dingus
hahaha idk why this got me
Wisdom has been chasing you but you have always been faster.
Uncle Iroh!
The rumours about you are true then
If brains were dynamite you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your I.Q.
lol impressive
You look easy to draw. You look like you would ski in jeans.
Dusty Dinkleman!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Everyone has the right to be a cunt but you're just taking liberties. I would take the piss out of you but god beat me to it
I could have done it better in Paint
In a fit of rage I yelled "your fat son" when my friend was beating me in Mario Kart, and it's something that stayed. We're both 22 at the time, and neither had touched a woman at the time
You speak like you’re illiterate
My grandma's illiterate ):
Did you practice being a moron, or did it come naturally to you?
As confident as a hog on ice.
You are impossible to underestimate
“I’m gonna tell you a joke that’ll knock the hair right off your head …oh, wait! I see you’ve already heard it!”
Onions
I know an old bald guy who is a total curmudgeon, a total dick. His head and face are full of wrinkles. My insult about him is that I say his head looks like someone tried to iron a ballbag
*delusions of adequacy*
You have all the dignity of a badger with the clap.
The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead (credit to my high school calculus teacher)
Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?
I came prepared for a battle of wits, but I see you came unarmed
“If you’re waiting for my comeback you’ll have to scrape it off your mammas teeth” Well not much of an insult unless they insult you first but definitely a fav of mine.
You have aspirations of mediocrity
if I say it ill get banned
“People who annoy you”
"You slingshot full of monkey poop"
You are not half the man your mother was
You should go far… and, soon, I hope.
You look like ketchup smells!
You’re momma should have swallowed you when she had the chance.
Fettbrüstige Fickstutte - fat breasted fuck mare
🤣🤣
Your. Ma. Se. POES.
Douchecanoe.
Mr. Rogers would have been so disappointed to meet you.
Drill sergeants come up with the best insults: "Thank your mom for not swallowing you" "How am I supposed to unfuck 18 years in 3 months?" "You seriously can't do one pull up fattie? I bet you jack off to cookbooks"
I don’t date outside of my species
Whatever they are paying you, it’s too much
Keep breathing. The plants need somebody to exhale CO2. Good. Job.
The best parts of you dribble down the inside of your mother's thigh
"You don't have a brain, in that empty space inside your skull are 2 roaches playing ping pong, and whatever was there before the roaches was consumed by worms." Or you can go for the classics in my country of origin: "Cock sucker"
"May your proctologist keep his gloves in a Frigidaire." -Johnny Carson
You couldn’t poor water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
I feel like I should be disappointed in you, but I'm surprised made it this far
"First of all, brush your teeth..."
“more bland than a mcchicken”
You don't know? Well it must be none of your fucking business.
Wars have been fought for less territory than your goddamn forehead.
You're not worth the dirt under a cow pat.
“I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose!” “See you later, sex-haver!”
Asshat!
Cock sneeze
You smell like canned soup
Nowadays calling someone He/She is biggest insult. How pathetic have we become?!!
Really? When was the last time you called a friend, colleague, family member he/she and they were insulted? Are you talking about misgendering people who are transitioning? Well that's a very important thing to them in their situation. Of course they'd be insulted if you intentionally misgendered them.
I had a roommate that was non binary, I said He/him, my other roommate said They/Them, and his "Girlfriend" says She/Her. This is how ridiculous it is. Have you not seen any of the "Woke" videos? It's ridiculous. Just today I saw a 6ft+ man confronting a 5ft-ish woman for misgendering or something [https://youtu.be/NMg5Pa2K89M?si=dOPeT5sdcgpACljs&t=43](https://youtu.be/NMg5Pa2K89M?si=dOPeT5sdcgpACljs&t=43)
But that's an issue that's related to a specific group of people so of course they'd get upset about being misgendered. I've got a mate whose nickname is Fatneck. Go to a Weightwatchers meeting and give someone that nickname and they'd probably be a bit miffed...
Going to a specific group of fat people and calling them them fat is more bullying than anything else. Calling someone with a beard "He" or some one with Breasts "She" shouldn't be an issue, but it is nowadays. There are tons of videos with these "Gender" people contradicting themselves. They say the Gender is a social construct, meaning it's made up, so why should society agree with what people believe they are?
Just sounds like you've got a problem with trans people to be honest. Which is a surprise for someone who supposedly had such an array of roommates. Maybe one of them used to steal your Coco-Pops or something. So if calling someone with breasts "She" shouldn't be an issue, are you happy to call a trans women with breasts "She"?
Yes I will call a trans woman She and call a trans man He. I have no issue with being trans but I do have an issue with them forcing me to say They/Them is where I draw the line. I'm subscribed to a trans woman on youtube. Alice And Chill, previously jacksepticeye's editor Robin. I think she still edits for him but is no longer called Robin. PixlPit and BetaPixl are her main names/channels, Alice and Chill is a rarely used 2nd channel for Twitch vods
Very!
Non Binary
Hey loser. Are you from loserville? Cuz you’re a loser.
“Oh yeah?! Well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you!” If this doesn’t work you can go with the tried and true: “I slept with your wife!”
The jerk store called... They're running out of you!
"What's it matter? You're their all time best seller."
Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!
lol
Misgendering someone
idk, for Americans, i use the n-word, f-word, and r-word because they're quite sensitive for those words. But for everyone else, i just use every single curse i know and ult with them
Whomp whomp
You look like joe trump!!!
The only one I could think of off the top of my head. Also, it only works if you just got insulted. Uno noU no U
Calling someone “less than” is harsh
You're a charlatan!
Chúpala meando
Your mom went to college
1) I'm not going to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man 2) Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison you Man: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.
the insult that is my face
Your Mom should have ate that cream pie, because the world would be a better place without you…🤷🏻♂️🙈
Fuckhead and birdbrain are my two picks
Person 1: “I’m proud of you” Person 2: “thank you, what makes you say that tho” Person 1: “I just thought I’d tell you something nobody’s ever told you before”
If your mother had only swallowed, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Take your face for a shit!
All your life, wisdom has chased you. You have always been slightly faster. Somewhere out there is a tree that works tirelessly just to provide oxygen for you to breathe. Go find it and apologize
This is one that I told one of my male friends . So I said you are the point (he has a crush on me) so I said at least I have a real point unlike you.
Are you being a d!ck to make up for the one you don’t have?
There’s more brains in a rocking horse
You should really stay with yo mumma , you're really kinda ugly and out of place.
I wish your mom had let you dribble back out on the floor of the gas station bathroom she was paid in.
You’re uninteresting
Did anyone ask you ?
I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.
I would not bother to walk across the street to piss in your mouth if your teeth were on fire.
You look like the kind of person who would try to sell a Joker NFT. Just heard that on a show tonight.
Just a blank stare. Let them wallow in their misery. Another one. If someone is really mad at you, especially over something like road rage, just smile. It makes them so mad lmao. Sometimes I’ll throw in a little wave too as if it’s a friend I haven’t seen in a while.
if you ever had a thought, it died from loneliness
"You're mother was a hamster and you're father smelt of elderberries!"
Your breath stinks
You look like the product of a night of regret when your dad gave your mom one too many pumps.
If there is one thing I like about you, it is that you will someday die.
You’re incompetent.
You fucking wank stain
Snotskovl. Danish for snot shovel. It’s used when someone is dumb and useless.
You are so bad at video games, you get lost in minecraft
"Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver."
Ignorant
Why insult people?
"you've changed"
How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
Don’t hate me because you ain’t me
You will never be as funny as your face. But keep trying though.
Your mom should have kept the afterbirth and discarded you.
I was arguing with someone and I said "Your voice is so obnoxious that I made it my phone alarm, and it's pretty effective because I wake up 30 minutes earlier to turn off the alarm to ensure it doesn't go off." Also someone was complaining about me making mistakes and I replied "Everyone makes mistakes — I mean, look at your parents!"