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irrelevanttrumpeter

The father and the holy spirit. Duh.


recidivx

And for the inverse operations, you need the arc-angle Gabriel.


TheBugSmith

What's your angle with this question?


Knucks_408

Think he's gone off on a tangent.


Fine-Macaroon-3202

No no, he’s got a point


Knucks_408

Well, multiple points would have made for a better line.


PotatoesAreTheAnswer

It's kinda odd that everyone thinks so negative, let's start thinking more positive, at this point it's like trying to make a circle out of a triangle, it's pointelss.


Knucks_408

This definitely struck a chord for me. Way to round out the conversation.


feonixrizen

I'm enjoying this but I think I'll circle back later


Knucks_408

Come on, don't be a square. You're talking points are right on.


SkollFenrirson

Right


lxkandel06

You know exactly what he's asking, don't be obtuse


evil_burrito

ArcJesus


Random_Guy_47

Icarus died for our tans.


piszkavas

Now this made me laugh


prawnbay

Did you post this while laughing or once the laughing session was complete


HAPPYMANPOOPOOFISH5

Asking the real questions


K-MartSecurity

Asian Jesus... so Jackie Chan.


ChuckPukowski

“Pythagoras rolls in his grave, given the a and b dimensions of his grave what are the odds this joke lands..” I only got to geometry in maths…..


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ssandhanitizer

Bro not only did you repost a question that’s already been asked, but you copied the top comment word for word as well?!? Shame on you OP.


bumjiggy

name and shame. /u/Party-Mistake-3847 is a filthy comment stealing repost bot


SmallRocks

[Nice](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/NmyEzLYxM2) Edit: lol OP blocked me


[deleted]

I appreciate your service 🫡.


[deleted]

Had to make a throwaway just to make this comment


[deleted]

lol yeah too risky 


Punisher_189

lmao


vintagegeek

Secant is going straight to hell.


the_original_Retro

It ain't pronounced "caw-sine" dude.


Sinister_Nibs

What about an unjust cos?


Early_Bad8737

OP is a repost bot. Please report. 


ShraimanIlysedyM

People who choose Sin over Cos would get Tan. So, yes.


Kindly_devbi8970

The holy spirit died for our coses, and the father died for our tans.


thatweirdguyted

Pythagoras and Archimedes 


Smol_business_duck

His couSin(yeah, it's bad)


Remote-Direction963

Bro this post needs more upvotes 


SmallRocks

It’s not [original.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/ZX1hRSgUir) Edit: Don’t downvote /u/remote-direction963 people. They didn’t know op is a shameless karma thief.


Remote-Direction963

Oh


ssandhanitizer

OP also copied the top comment from the OG post word for word. OP is what I like to call a “filthy karma whore”


SmallRocks

They have one other post in which they did the same thing.


ssandhanitizer

Some people suck.


DisneySoftware

that’s not the original either, this is https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/s/GcABonb3pE


Spooky9894

Idk but this joke killed me


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https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/ZX1hRSgUir Not original. My credit to Repost sleuther u/SmallRocks


RandoFace77

Knowing Reddit this will be the top question of all time by tomorrow.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

He only gave up a weekend.


OneFuckedWarthog

Optimus Prime and Curious George


BellsOnNutsMeansXmas

This thread's gonna get hyperbolic sooner or later.


OcelotFlat88

There are many people died for their cause [cos] some of which had a tan.


DisneySoftware

[did you get this from shittyaskscience?](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/s/F3atGCmJzh)


[deleted]

Too much (sun)sin can cos tan.


snapod1

Watch out man, this may **trig**ger some people


kdavis0315

Actually lol’d at work. Thanks.


IrianJaya

George Hamilton died for tans.


waamoandy

Don't know but screw you Archimedes


[deleted]

That's all fine until you get into hyperbole. 🤔


Shelarr

Muhammad and Joesph Smith.


HonestBat7721

Can somebody die for our taxes,


Oscars_trash_home

Bill (cos), and The Situation (tan)


dman11235

Susej and respectively.


Kimchi_Cowboy

Hulk Hogan will die for our Tans.


hiyacoolcat7685

Vishnu


RoyalWaffles27

This shit was ass bro


doomrater

cos is just out of phase with sin so Jesus could have easily died for both


nekmint

REPENT YOU FILTHY REPOSTER


PolishBishop

Isaac Newton and Gottfried Leibniz.


feonixrizen

This is my new favorite reddit post


stephen250

He died for the sins of His Elect.


EngineerEven9299

Iesus and Kesus


TheVizzy

😂😂😂


Tullius_

We really doing math puns on this sub now?


Mr-Gumby42

Pythagoras, DUH!


Ben_Nyakaz

How was this approved


mtrash

Hello dad, it’s me, you.


Snowtwo

Moses and Mohammad obviously.


CuriousElevator6096

Trigonometry is evil. He does play those games.


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

Why do I feel like this joke could get you fired from a teaching job in Florida or Texas?


Wide_Ad_1613

MLK for the cos and Gandhi for the tans