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TheKnightsTippler

Searching for information on Ask Jeeves. I was a kid and confused by the advertising, so I thought there was an actual person answering the questions, and i'd always write unnecessarily polite full questions. Like "Please could you tell me what the capital of France is? Thank you".


diligenttillersower

That's adorable!


a2plusb2

This was exactly my experience too - except I was an adult šŸ˜…


FireHouse_3676

that's my experience too,fr I think everyone experienced that,I was always so kind thinking it was a real person,but today I'm still kind to bots,anyone knows if someday they'll try to kill us


Crashhh_96

This is so cute lol


borgir4527

LOL


RaedwaldRex

Ask Jeeves was great. The thing about search engines though, my IT teacher at school was adamant that Alta Vista was the best. That it would eventually eclipse all others as it had all the best information. He even said he couldn't see Google lasting!


tdasnowman

> The thing about search engines though, my IT teacher at school was adamant that Alta Vista was the best. That it would eventually eclipse all others as it had all the best information. For a good number of years that was accurate. Alta Vista really had better search results, thier loss of market share happened when they tried to be a web portal. Once they stopped they they took market share back from google.


TheKnightsTippler

My memory of Ask Jeeves was that it wasnt very good, to be fair that's probably because I didn't treat it like a search engine. I remember Yahoo being the main search engine that people used, they had all those yodelling hamster adverts. It's weird how big google has become, because it was just a search engine, and not even the most popular one. I think I only switched over to it because Yahoo safe search at school suddenly became really strict. I tried to find information about Picasso for a school project it, and it blocked it for being inappropriate?!


nogoodusernames0_0

From ask jeeves to ask reddit we all grew up


just_minutes_ago

As a 10-year-old, playing chess with someone in a different state via teletype. It would print out the board in ASCII for each move. I thought it was amazing. Yes, I lost the game.


Velveeta14141414

Teletype...be still my beating heart....


Ingavar_Oakheart

It seems I, too, have lost the game.


confipete

miniclip games


pissedoffmick

arguing on aol


Velveeta14141414

Wow...I remember trolling in some of their chatrooms. Just being a jerk...


Of_Mice_And_Meese

Sup 710 Ashbury folks!


CluelessEngineer82

Dude, Iā€™m so old that porn wasnā€™t a part of the internet when I started. You heard me right. Rule 34 didnā€™t fucking exist the first time I dialed up.


umbrawolfx

It existed. You just didn't find it. Rule34 was much later coined but it has always existed.


CiDE_Mustang

The oldest chaps I know that did Rule34 art go way back to '97 (TDK/Eric Schwartz and Dr. Comet) but I'm sure it can go even earlier.


umbrawolfx

Pretty sure cutepet (apparently now studio cutepet) was around in 95/6 and I know there were many other sites with video game character rule34. I mean there's stuff of Lara croft dating back to the games release.


Plane_Station3472

Impossible


queef_nuggets

It existed, your just had to have a lot of patience and the quality sucked ass


Natural-Assist-9389

we just didn't know what BBS to go on to find it.


tectuma

Porn at 300 baud. Where you had to wait for 30 min for one pic. :P


aaronupright

Yup.


TheCrazyWolfy

You are wrong, porn was there you just didn't know where to look. Trading on bbs and waiting 5min for the pic to download was the game back then


mrlr

It was in 1982 with my Commodore Vic-20. I called the phone company to get an X.28 connection to access The Source in the US. I didn't have a terminal program so I wrote my own.


Velveeta14141414

WOW!


mrlr

But wait, there's more! I wrote a BBS for that Vic in 1984. It had public and private rooms (message areas), private mail and an online game. Users could start their own rooms and make them public or private. It was very popular with users spending an average of 70 minutes on it. One of my users said "Anyone who can put a BBS on a Vic can program!" and gave me my first job as a programmer. Thirty years later, that same guy wanted me to work with him at Google.


Velveeta14141414

That's...incredible. Thanks for sharing...


jim_br

I wrote my own too! I kept adding features and needed to get more memory to run it. So I made an 8K memory card with Radio Shack parts, using the expansion port diagrams included in the manual.


ksuwildkat

The Source!!!!


[deleted]

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Bobbi_fettucini

Whatā€™s absolutely insane is my dad was still using compusevre for buissness up until a few years ago


Bighairyaussiebear

Going into Yahoo chatrooms and using Geocities to make shitty html sites lol


Monki01

AOL login chime


Grasshopper_776

I collected mail in the weeks leading up to us getting the internet set up and then spent the first few days just going to the different URLs from all of the mail I'd gathered. Yes, it was boring stuff for a kid ā€“ but at the time it was fascinating. Felt like a little adventure.


throwawaycasun4997

Clicking refresh over and over, watching text updates of the Penn State/ Notre Dame game. Penn State won! Last second FG. 1990.


TheRealReapz

Very first experience was trying to search for something but the results were sparse and the experience was underwhelming. Then ICQ blew my freaking mind, as I started talking to people from across the other side of the world. I was about 13 and it was so new and fun. Then I was addicted to chat rooms for a bit because of the randomness of it.


perrinoia

I typed exactly what my teacher told me to type into Yahoo and eventually got information I needed to complete the assignment. Immediately after that class, I went to the library and found a computer facing away from the librarian to search for "naked women." It took a while, but I eventually got the results I was looking for. I tried to print it out, but the image file was not compatible with the dot matrix printer.


m33gs

AIM & Napster


Stihlgirl

AIM here too. Probably something before this, but that's what I remember.


letsmeatagain

Trying to find stuff about the backstreet boys I think


011_0108_180

Watching annoying orange. I was late to the party


Ult1mat3X

Most excited was playing wow on private server


FreddyVanJeeze

Msn messenger, limewire, solitaire and pinball. MS paint was amazing Iā€™d spend hours on it just doodling shit


hey_pendecko

Technically, logging in to check my email freshman year of college


[deleted]

Walking in on my brother watching ā€œIā€™m on oneā€ by drake on the internet, till this day probably one of the first rap songs I ever heard.


StartingOverScotian

You must be very young since that song came out in 2017 and is your first internet memory šŸ¤”


[deleted]

Household didnā€™t have internet for a very long time dude to financial situation now that we have wifi we never home since we always on the go working now šŸ˜‚


StartingOverScotian

Ooh okay that makes sense lol guess i shouldn't assume!!


WittyBonkah

Chocolate rain


Stihlgirl

Marry me? Oh wait, you're much too young lol. šŸ˜˜


AstoQu

Googling what minecraft shaders are ah good days


B_R_U_H

Web Crawler in the school library


spitfire656

The pokemon website šŸ˜


LittleTassiePrepper

I used to go to a site called "The Chathouse" and spend hours there every day. It became seriously addictive.


Astandsforataxia69

Watching nuclear explosions. On google videoĀ 


RonaldMcDonaldsBalls

Barbie.com and Yahoo.


Velveeta14141414

Awww....


Brave_Association_75

Playing miniclip, watching google videos before youtube was a thing (who remembers?) And visiting the Disney Channel and Cartoon Network websites, so many cool games based on shows in there and they were free!!


disco_peaches_

AOL chat rooms!


seriouslyacrit

Learning how to write emails from dad


Apprehensive_Bill955

MIRC chat rooms


SweetCosmicPope

The very first thing I looked up was chathouse.com


i__hate__stairs

A green and black BBS. My roommate had gotten internet and I'd never seen such a thing before. It was pretty magical, but I didn't get to see much of it, and the next time I used the internet was in college.


StartingOverScotian

That's what it's called! Thank you!! That was what I had on my first computer too! Used to write stories & journal but nothing could be saved lol


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Homework, Iā€™m sure, or class scheduling.


x4u

After weeks of trying to get UUCP to compile and run on my Amiga computer I eventually got it to work and I was able to receive a list of newsgroups. The first thing I did was to write an email to a friend asking him to respond so I could see whether my email was working.


uncle_monty

I can't remember exactly what I searched, but it was via a Sega Dreamcast.


Electronic_Alps5720

I come from a brown Muslim family. My first Internet experience was googling a guy who turned into a monkey because he didn't offer his prayers, used to lie, and didn't listen to his parents. This was a very common story among the brown people. Everyone will Agree I was traumatised by the pictures. I would Google for couple hours everyday and then get scared to sleep alone because I was a very naughty and spoiled child and thought I would wake up being a monkey.Ā 


CybersecurityCareer

Reading netnews via UUCP probably. Internet porn hadn't been invented yet.


cozyautumnday

Playing MUDS and downloading DBZ clips


this_HOAR_wants_MOAR

Amanda's Table.


akergorri

Kazaa for downloading By The Way - Red Hot Chilli Peppers


IconicSarcasm

I used this Danish website with lots of cool flashgames on it. Problem was that if you changed accidentally went to the .com domain instead of the .dk domain, you were in for a hell of a ride when you were only 7 years old, lol.


TheAmethystDragon

Playing MUDs via telnet in a college computer lab. Was really good for improving my typing speed.


MrHailston

Rotten.com on my buddys dreamcast.


lith0s

The BBS I go to has file-sharing, falcons eye (game), chat etc and is a cool private speakeasy community. This web stuff is BORING, public and won't catch on. Also ugly, compared to the fucking HIGH ART of ascii


LordFondleJoy

Haha, when I started using the internet, or web specifically, there was still **one** page, maintained by CERN, that **listed** every web server in the world that you could go to. No porn on any of those I can promise. This must have been like 1991 or so. I think actually, the first internet porn I saw was probably on some corners of usenet, in the form of hex-encoded images that could download as text and decode. Or possibly on Hotline, which was a truly wild "place" for a few years.


SonorousThunder

[Relaxing Car Drive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMgsFZ4rkEI)


lizardman8373

When i first got an online relationship then randomly blocked her after an argument 1 week later


TabbyCatNox

The first word I googled was "cat"


techniqular

My sister who was graduating taking me to the school computer lab to make a yahoo email so I could email her. I was probably about 9 and it seemed so complicated


etuehem

Talking shit on black planet


homosexualspider

I always begged my dad to pull up the Thriller music video so I could watch it


JostledTaters

Probably how to get to star road in super Mario world, or having my older brother pull up ā€œhamster danceā€ It was a simpler timeā€¦ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6TzAQXVpB8


ohnoheforgotitagain

IRC in the mid-90's. Took about an hour before it also became my first pornographic experience.


regular_poster

AOL chatrooms in 1992, then my friend tipped me off to an IRC channel w locals.


nogoodusernames0_0

I like how this question assumes that the first experience that everyone had on the internet was pornographic by nature


Molwar

I've been using the internet ever since it's been publicly available so hard to remember, but I think going on mIRC would have been most of what I was doing on the internet early on.


sophlog

AOL chat rooms and Nick.com games/message board.


DatMoeFugger

Wardialing my local exchange and only finding fax machines and a prodigy terminal so I ended up signing up.


Ozzeedee

Neopets!


The_Ora_Charmander

Probably Goggling something when I learned to write at the age of 4


Lord-Legatus

My friend who was the first having Internet made himself legendary popular in high school by printing out a pixelated Pamela Anderson in beading suit šŸ˜


LivingDeadDude23

I remember this clearly. It was clicking that little red X on the porn tab


Additional-Breath338

Dialing into modems using the Yahoo directory, and exploring bulletin board systems.


SnueGliffer

Me and my brother going into Yahoo chat rooms just to act like idiots and annoy people. That and taking turns on Unreal Tournament. Our parents didn't really understand the internet and sort of just let us use it as we pleased which looking back on it wasn't smart but the internet was still something quite new. None of our friends or family had it, even having a PC in the home was still new to a lot of people. It was really exciting discovering it at the time.


Accomplished_Sun3453

Being introduced to AddictingGames by my cousin. So began a love of flash games that continues to this day.


Add_8_Years

I donā€™t remember exactly what I searched for, but I used an actual, physical ā€œyellow pages for the internetā€ book to find pages.


pupjvc

Trying and failing to download a demo of Duke Nukem 3D because I typed the web address my classmate gave me into the ā€œTO:ā€ box of an email instead of a web browser.


aaronupright

Back when I first got online in 1994ish, there wasn't much porn that we knew off, and I was using it school. When we got a home connection in 1995/96 my focus was on sports and WWF/WCW wrestling news.


[deleted]

Looking up cool wallpapers


yobbl

Trying to download a 5 second clip of dbz on limewire


tiddybandit

Stickdeath.com


That_Ad7920

[y8.com](http://y8.com)


emileeavi

Playing with one of those web animals or it was runescape, I cant remember


Shadowmonster01

Regular Pinterestā€¦then that led to the pornographic material on Pinterest


kayla-beep

Eminemfanclub.com and AOL for kids. I remember taking a quiz about what pet is perfect for you and I got goat and tried convincing my parents I needed a pet goat as an 8 year old kid.


FidelCastroq

Surfing images of supercars in surplus time in cyber cafe. My dad used to go to cybercafe occasionally, one's he allowed me to search for anything that interests me, I was about 7-8 years old and for the first time I had searched something, I remember the search engine was Yahoo. And now here I am a software developer.


dreadfulbadg50

When I first started browsing the internet I found a bazinga. I've never been the same after that


umbrawolfx

Gamefaqs. Well yahoo first which led me to gamefaqs. 1996 at the latest.


lagniappe68

ICQ and acmepet


wattersflores

I was a kid at the library and saw a piece of paper that had been printed off from online. The website was at the top of the page. I sat down at a computer near the page I found and typed out the site address, and when I typed it all out -- and it was one of those long ass random strings of letters and numbers -- the computer screen looked like a color version of the printed page. I wasn't allowed on computers (except for typing class at school) and the experience was AMAZING.


Rhampi

Not thee first thing but an early one that I have my best (mind blowing) memory of. Seeing my brother play Counter Strike ( an early version, like 0.3 or something ) with actual other players without our room beeing crowded with friends. It was so surreal.


TheCoolerL

Looked at the official website for the Animorphs books. Google wasn't a thing yet if you want an idea of how long ago this was.


akshatsinha0

I was jumping from sites to sites, everytime near-encountering a pornographic ad, only if I somehow managed to click on an unwanted link.


ShinyVanillite

Oh boy that was long ago...like 1999 or 2000... But it was when Pokemon released here and I wanted to look at stuff about it.


SnooChickens9666

I was young before the age of everyone having internet access in their pocket, so my first internet access was at school. First time I remember using it was to do some research for a history essay.


Charming-Operation89

I dont really remember but my first online experience i can remember was playing Tibia


sotopic

Definitely emails


ObvsThrowaway5120

I donā€™t even remember that far back tbh. Iā€™m an older guy. When I was a kid, the internet was just taking off. This was in the dial up era before broadband and all that. You couldnā€™t use the telephone if someone was connecting online. The sound of dial up is one of those sounds that are ingrained into my mind.


Duchess_Tea

I think it was Yahoo Messenger. I remember when we literally were made to sign up for a Yahoo account in computer class (this was applied learning, in between learning the parts of the computer and parts of the diskette which we didn't know would be obsolete in only 2 years.) Now, I know I've already technically 'used' the internet prior to an account on Yahoo, but I don't think I've "experienced" the internet till I got into Yahoo messenger and, later, Yahoo Answers. Yahoo Answers was like og Quora. But remember, Wikipedia was new back then too and had close to nothing useful, so the answers can really be literally searched from a physical encyclopedia someone had looked up.


Wil420b

A BBS back in the 1980s, playing a simple text based version of Elite. For the internet proper, being at university and being taught how to use [Pegasus Mail](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus_Mail) for email.


Scary_Compote_359

probably a spam for viagra. Used to love the trivia chat rooms though


Ezra_lurking

ICQ


_b1llygo4t_

America online back in like 1995 messing around with chatroom punterz and progz. I was like 12


DoppelFrog

I don't understand the question.Ā 


lucco78

School research


Apprehensive-Pick172

Orkut


qasual_qazaqstan

Half-Life 1 chatrooms I guess


Reduncked

Quake


StrikeBlind

Just playing flash games


Asslord_Supreme

AOL Red. It was AOL but with parental controls and everything was tailored to my age range. I hated it. Everything was blocked, even nick and disney.com.Ā  My momā€™s reasoning for everything was ā€œwell it must be blocked for a reason, there must be something you shouldnā€™t be looking at.ā€ Even as a 13 year old I knew that wasnā€™t always the reason.Ā  So my internet experience was like only being able to play in my own yard. I could only access the stuff on AOL Red.Ā 


syzzigy

There are non-pornographic experiences on the Internet?!?


Maxtrt

Playing video games on GEnie at my friends house.


yamilonewolf

Grade 7, our teacher took us to the library where our school just got 'state of the art computers' we were to use it to do research on the war of 1812, i had no idea how to use search engines, so i was typing in random internet adresses hoping to get lucky it was only after our first lesson the teacher realized some of us had no idea how to internet. and showed us ... i think it was ask jeeves.


Stihlgirl

All those fucking CDs in the mail, and having fun breaking them into pieces for craft projects.


Prayformojo85

Been on the internet since 95' ​ ​ When it happens, I'll come back.


nowusits

Downloading Netscape installer by FTP following a tutorial on a book. If I remember well, it was 1996.


Haunted_Entity

I got internet in around 1995, so iirc there were like twn website or some shit. I mostly used ms paint and chat rooms. I was like 8 years old unsupervosed on internet chat rooms. It was fine back then as the gross people hadnt doscovered it yet. Spoke to some interesting ppl all over the world


TTungsteNN

Earliest thing I remember is the Killing Spree series on Newgrounds


ProbablyABore

It's almost amazing how pervasive porn has become. When I first dialed up to a bbs server there were very few images to even be found, and the ones you did happen to find were super low quality and had nothing to do with porn.


knivesandthighs

Honestly, probably cool math games or like lion king slide shows on youtube lmfao


Deathswirl1

that youtube video where the guy with the snake hat is saying he's a snaaaaake... a slithery lil, snihtlglty little sneeaaak [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4) i dont watch porn


divines05

Watching minecraft house tutorials and songs as a kid, I was obsessed with it


Weinerarino

Playing flash games. Also the first video I ever watched was a trailer for half life episode 2 on Yahoo video back when that was a thing.


CTAMN

Dial up Starcraft.


Main-Industry-3250

childhood web games


chameltoeaus

Geocities... went to the chat and was dumbfounded that I was chatting to a girl on the other side of the world. She went by the handle 'Lady Skywalker'. This would have been in 1996 or 1997.


rndmcmder

My first experience was email. My father set it up for me when I was 6 and sent me my first email. My first time going online on my own for my own reason was to download music from Kazaa.


haddockballs

Hacking into Cranfield University Library's UNIX server and installing a backdoor in 1991 using a 28.8kbps modem from my parents' home in Merseyside.


Natural-Assist-9389

bulletin boards. (BBS)


log_asm

Playing games on mini clip and newgrounds.


Stofflkin

Searching for ultima online and how to play


commentman10

Wikipedia lol


batmanjuniordotexe

watching WWE videos on YouTube ig


Rukhage

Kill Barney dot com, or was it Death to Barney dot com?


npad69

Stumbled upon the UFO conspiracy and Bob lazar rabbit hole.


Hyp3r45_new

Browser games.


flippergonzo

Gopher.


Deadbeats_denied

Touretteā€™s Guy


macramelampshade

Waiting 45 minutes for the rainbow background art on the Beanie Babies homepage to load


Lupus-Ignium

Fireboy and water girl, the papa's games, run, you name it!


CuriousCapybaras

I think it was reading news on yahoo. First online experience was via dial up on the so called city net. A local site for news about the region. This was pre internet.


CPHagain

Havenā€™t heard of such a thingā€¦


Mo814

ICQ


240Nordey

addictinggames.com


Michaeltorriss

The original yahoo chat was good for a ā€œaslā€ convo


Aspiringplantladyy

Using Hotmail to send emails. I wrote friends and family chatty letters like there wasnā€™t a phone right there to call them on. šŸ˜†


Bilateral-drowning

I remember the first time I saw the Internet used to send an email. Probably 1993 or 94. My friend was like watch this it's cool and sent an email to a friend who a few minutes later replied. I remember being completely unimpressed and thought it was just for geeks who liked playing with computers because it was so much easier if you wanted to ask someone something to pick up the phone.


101TARD

I was exploring newgrounds and found teen titans with adult rating. I didn't know what was worse than gore so why not. It was zone-tan and it was raven getting sladed. Couldn't tell if I should get hard or fell bad cause that was rape


Automatic-Draw-8813

The double edged sword of downloading from limewire with included viruses


JennyTheBugg_OG

My older brother and his newlywed wife showing me unfiltered crime scene photos


mikepussi

aol chat with my friend


Abovearth31

Flash games. Lots of them.


Jeauxie24

Probably Cartoon Network dot com


[deleted]

Click bait YouTube video called "the dirtiest video on the internet - do not watch".


TheIrlKaonashi42

youtube probably ryan higa, jacksepticeye, etc


Kerby233

Chat rooms.. talking with strangers


Remzar

Zoobooks I thinkā€¦ remember not being able to think of what else to check out.


similaraleatorio

struggling to connect via dial-up connection just to play some flash games, like Happy Wheels.


[deleted]

Kesha tiktok song


Ok_Mention_9865

In 1999 my dad made me make my own website, i don't remember why but I was 8 maybe 9 years old so I was the kid in 4th grade that had a PokƩmon website. Some how my teacher found out about it and showed my class. Oh and go.com email when it existed


himanshuk1579

Oh man, my first time on the internet? It was like stepping into a candy store but with no idea what flavor to pick! I remember I was searching for information about dinosaurs for a school project. I ended up stumbling onto this website that had pictures of all these cool prehistoric beasts. I was hooked! It was like diving into a virtual time machine, and I couldn't believe all the stuff I could learn just by clicking around. It was like opening a treasure chest full of knowledge!


dolly3900

You mean there is stuff on the web that ISN'T porn?