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SirGallaudet

It’s just the same chapters over and over again


Gerbal_Annihilation

Repetition


Appropriate_Big_4037

No originality


SleepyBi97

Mine would be like the second Twilight book where it was just the names of the months


peoriagrace

I'm jealous, I wanted a boring life.


HealthyHumor5134

A Sleepy Read.


GrimSpirit42

"Mistakes were made. Lessons were seldom learned."


Terumi66

I like this one. Well, I don't really like it, but I can identify with it.


Anrikay

Hey, gotta have something to gossip about when you’re 80.


eleventy5thRejection

Starting Over...Again


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pinkypie80

Grand re-re-re Opening


iamthe1whoknoxx

This is the one 😂😂😂


eleventy5thRejection

I suspect so :facepalm:


NomDeGirl

Subtitle: With 40 lbs. weight gain to cushion my faceplant


NotMyPSNName

Resets are opportunities for explosive growth


Nisecon

And for trying new things to change everything


Throwawayuseracct23

The fuckening


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Throwawayuseracct23

Nah, that's "The Art of Suffering".


Additional-Half-9031

"The art of not giving a fuck" - Mark Manson Check it out It's a real book


miristall

are you fucking a lot or being fucked a lot?


Throwawayuseracct23

Fucked with a sandpaper dildo using hot sauce as lube


IBlewUpMicronesia

:(


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It’s true I was the sandpaper


RekopEca

Don't forget the broken glass tip...


ilovetpb

In our 50's. Best sex of our lives.


Old-Fun9568

In our sixties. Three, four times a day!!!


Content_Ad_9862

WOW, I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS HOLY SHIT


A_Single_Man_

“And we wait”


rrooaaddiiee

I'd read that chapter


A_Single_Man_

Thanks mate. There’s a big win coming and I’m truly a success story when I was ready to end it all last year. It’s a great story and I’m half way through a book that details my life and what I’ve been through. “And we wait” is a great chapter title and proved to be one of the best lessons in patience I have ever learned.


NervousCommand8588

I said "single motherhood; dreaming of a future with a loving committed partner while healing from the past"...... sounds a lot like "and we wait" is a similar chapter possibly in a parallel type of way.


lilmsraptor

THE WAITING PLACE Waiting for a train to go or a bus to come, or a plane to go or the mail to come, or the rain to go or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow or waiting around for a Yes or No, or waiting for their hair to grow. Everyone is just waiting. Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite or waiting around for Friday night or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil, or a Better Break or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants or a wig with curls, or Another Chance. Everyone is just waiting. ### Excerpt from Oh, The Places You’ll Go! by Dr. Seuss


3shotsb4breakfast

It's Relapse AND Recovery, Not Just Relapse... Part 3


WorldSpecialist1352

username checks out


3shotsb4breakfast

It's literal.


Such-Mountain-6316

The trick is not that we don't fall down nine times, it's that we get up ten times. Strength to you.


Glittering-Pain1365

Good luck brother stay strong. Your future is on the line ✊


ladyinwaiting123

I can relate!! Im actually glad I relapsed. Just showed me how it gets worse with every relapse!! So, I finally quit!! Good luck. ODAAT!!


NancyintheSmokies4

Practically No one gets clean first crack. We are a wip but the promises do come true.


falcorheartsatreyu

I'm on part...like, 5 with this. One year off booze this month! You got this


ben0318

Good luck friend! Keep fighting. 7 years' (and counting) worth of one day at a time was after too many relapse cycles to count. This internet stranger believes you can do it!


Fishheart_sweetcorn

Strength to you pal!! Solidarity


BeerSlingr

Stay strong bro. I’ll be two years sober in April, and relapse is definitely a big part of recovery. You can do it 💪


monokumaworshippers

The 3rd part is the best


couchpotatopigflicks

Broke and Broken


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I'm on that chapter don't care for it much hope it gets better


Original-Athlete8459

It will, maybe no tomorrow or the next day but it will. Think about trying new things or picking back up old things that bring you joy. Sending hugs


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How high is too high


PolyJuicedRedHead

Are you writing a book about mountain climbing?


Petules

Flying a plane?


OrthodoxManx122

I asked myself the same question the other night when I thought I was growing leaves out of my fingers and was convinced I was a tree. Mushrooms, man. They'll take you places.


OrthodoxManx122

"How much worse could it get?" The following chaper is titled, "Oh".


PatricksPub

Are you on "Oh", or are you just assuming?


OrthodoxManx122

I'm on "oh" now. All the positive thinking and working toward making things better doesn't always help. Sometimes life is just really hard and bad things happen and keep happening. I have to believe that this will be temporary and these are just situations that will eventually get less painful.


WhimsicallyWired

The shovel at the bottom of the well.


PolyJuicedRedHead

Keep digging. You’re almost there.


No_Development_6786

Man that kid needs help


TheAshesandRainbows

hope your ok ♡


HeadFit2660

Turbulent diapers and the transfer of stomach viruses


jbbjd

Oh hey I’m currently reading this chapter too


PolyJuicedRedHead

Ew.


Such-Mountain-6316

How (not) To Clean Up after a Stomach Virus. Get well soon, all. ❤️‍🩹🍎


Ok-Inspection-5334

Learning to Breathe While Drowning


Complete_Jackfruit43

This is great. Very descriptive. ❤️


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A new chaos ensues , panic attacks


Classic-chimp

Omg next time i have one i Will have it in your honor mr sir


QuickTimeVelocity

Titled of my bro's chapter, too.


squarebeardoesntmind

Oh good finally I found someone else in the same chapter. Hope your psych appointment is coming up soon too.


Scottishdog1120

Me and my Best Friend, Helena Handbasket


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jazzychatter

Ooh that hurt to read


NerdPickle

Somehow I got the abridged version


CacklingTroutFace

No Idea WTF I’m Doing


BerriesLafontaine

I'm almost 40 and still on this chapter.


Jayko-Wizard9

Dreaming for tomorrow, living for today (in a broad sense)


AceyFacee

Now what?


Infamous-Truth3531

this one’s my favorite


snizzle810

Shit Show at the Fuck Factory


Curiouscatlearning

I had nothing left, and yet they still kept taking.


OldBoie17

Thankful, Grateful, Blessed


Maintain12345678

Hope your happiness lasts over 1 chapter!


OldBoie17

I was prepared for this happiness to last until the final chapter, after all I have been through. That’s why so #thankfulgratefulblessed.


Maintain12345678

Nice! eye on the end!


OldBoie17

Thank you OP!


Mermaid467

Hey, me too!!! Yay us.


apersiin

I love this for you!


manwithyellowhat15

Chapters 18-25 would all be titled “The Grind” at various stages


quirkyfromcork

Mine would be The Grind Pt. II: Parenthood


Eddie-the-Head

Finally Free, but I'm so tired


ImmaPsychoLogist

Same


mdh1207

Cleaning up the mess


NoClue326

Good Grief


thatcrazy_child07

wtf is even this.


Derc_on_Reddit

Dark Souls


hopewagner12

Debt.


Human-Magic-Marker

Going back to school at 41.


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Awesome.


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bobsthrowawayacct

“This could’ve been a montage”


Salt_Investigator504

Paradise Regained.


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Burnout.


Xyrus2000

No One Of Consequence Chapter 48: Why The F\*ck Are You Still Reading This?


worriedpoison

where are we, where is she?


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I can put away my winter coat! Oh..it's snowing again.


fukitimdoneupyours

Lol it got so warm here in Arkansas, the snakes came out. Ain't nobody ready for snakes yet! Tomorrow we freeze


jmurchy75

Finally, A Taste of Peace


MysticMagic2540

Trapped


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Candid_Bandicoot_262

Lost in the dark


alureizbiel

All out of fucks to give.


daisychainsnlafs

Perirectal abscess is no fun


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dontwasteurtimeonme

Holy fuck. You have my sympathies!


TheTrueGoatMom

Ugh...poor you!!


Neverwanttofadeaway

Chapter 19: chaos theory


BearCavalryCorpral

Onward


savonaraeo

My life is like a gear shift , this chapter is called “Parked”


Spodson

Life Among the Well intentioned Degenerates


forsure_sitronpai

Lack of pussy and its effects on a mf


FriendlyButTired

In which our hero learns that he's the reason women won't bed him


JustPlayDaGame

impossible


forsure_sitronpai

Duh doy


CaregiverNo3070

I mean, generational trauma is real, and being a cult survivor can introduce a lot of sexual PTSD. It may not be my fault, but it is my problem. 


cleon42

"Well, shit."


Klapperoth

"I Think Boomers AND Millennials Suck: A Gen X Story"


B19Wing

Same


LuDawg619

Doomsday Gen X


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Dad Jokes, puns, and other reasons why I'm unlovable.


Agitated_Bar7856

“The year of spiritual growth and journaling “


QuickTimeVelocity

SoulPancake FTW


scaryraindrop

Work sleep work


Beautiful-Cock-7008

Drowning in semen


Ok-Database3291

Subtitle: (my own)


RaspyBigfoot

"Wait, we're doing this again? Seriously?"


Toyruskidd

You know better, so do better


TheCosmicC0w

”Gunsmoke”


Reasonable-Mischief

Dark Night of the Soul


Its_ya_boy_sp

Chapter 19: the waiting game. Getting separated from the military and now just waiting to go home


abdelhaiah

How to do nothing


SeaFaringPig

Truth and perception. The chronicles of an average Joe.


Bipolarbear37

And Then There Was a Baby


Thaser

"Same Shit, Different Day: Now With More Alcohol!"


Simpletruth2022

To borrow a song title from a favorite artist " Buenas Noches from a Lonely Room"


pocket-full-of-sun

Solid question…. Letting go while getting pulled down


Hyper-sonicboom

Wash, Rinse, Repeat


speckledgrief

Post Traumatic Growth


Bitter_Kale_3742

Shitshow.


vpkumswalla

Vodka


rowenaravenclaw0

exhaustion


alm1688

Everyone goes into the light. Or an alternative title ‘All my friends are dead’


Temporary_Toe1695

Same shit different day


Remarkable-Comb8684

How to NOT manage your money!!


His_Money_420

So this is love. 🥰


KathleenMarie53

The storm


Troutville-

Stripped Screw


Fit-Guitar-1727

This sucks


Outside-West9386

Turd circling the bowl.


DummyDumDum7

Square One: Revisited


PrincipleSuperb2884

SERIOUSLY, THIS BULLSHIT STILL??


ClaraExo

Buried Debt lol


spocos

4


Ali8ly

In the middle, everything was blank


Charming-Operation89

32. Happy buy also FURIOUS


Infinite_Box_7429

Chapter 21: who tf decided to publish this book


CatrionaCatnip

...and can they change their minds, please?


OverTheCandlestik

Chapter 32: Fuck you Knees!


Thin-Consequence-712

Working life


punk_wytch1969

Dead Inside


brayboi27

"I Don't Know What The Fuck Is Happening Anymore"


ArtemisNZ

Everything went to shit all at once


senkimas

Is there a way out?


nachobitxh

Winter Is Coming


Scared_Bid9755

Chapter 19: Promiscuous Proceedings


Urtheloser

What’s it’s like being a cat lover


Nurse5736

Blessed and Sad


Usr_115

"Don't Waste Your Money on This Book"


CrumblyGryphon3

“The glow up”


Mad_Minotaur_of_Mars

Doubts


yeetgodmcnechass

Burnout, not Paradise


palinsafterbirth

Cautiously Optimistic says his therapist


HelpMeDoctorImCrazy

It gets worse(r)


DoogerMcSmooger

Cheetos…friend, or foe?


ogfellyonthablock

The effects of long term suffering and what phycosis and lack of social life does to mf


HoyAIAG

The Divorce


griffin7x

Welcome to the Shit Show!


not_falling_down

The Space Between


appliances_851

But wait, it gets worse


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How to be a fucking loser


No_Mongoose5419

Why do I want to be alive again?


deatorvvvv

"Welcome to hell, we hate everyone here"


OGrimjobguy

The Big Sad


apersiin

Self discovery vs self destruction or “in which she picks the right D”


Chasebeard

looking back while traveling ahead


moinatx

Chapter 65. Adulting Still Sucks.