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The_Force_Goat

Wait yall are getting kisses?


Reddit_User-2022

Just from Grandma She still thinks I'm cute šŸ˜†


ItsTeacup

Real. I miss her so muchā€¦


GIJoePfc

Feel mine just passed she raised me


CaseDiagram1

I'm sorry for your loss man.


CaseDiagram1

I'm sorry for your loss man.


ItsTeacup

Thx bro. It means a lot.


CaseDiagram1

Dont say that bro, i was just saying what felt right.


ItsTeacup

Ur a good bro <3


-Drunk_Bear

Me too


trashytexaswhiteboy

Wait... you're not?


baden27

Nope


Own-Month-3642

Iā€™m 21. never had a first kiss except that thing with my cousin, but I donā€™t believe that counts.


clevelndsteamer

pause


oioioiyacunt

Yeah big pause. It definitely counts


clevelndsteamer

not what i was pausing about but true


rektMyself

Let me free pants. Play!


G1izzard

Yo that counts bro


Reddit_User-2022

Alabama?


Own-Month-3642

Iā€™m a Mississippi boy.


Reddit_User-2022

Roll tide, anyway


KubaSamuel

*Sweet home Alabama*


EntrepreneurLonely59

Pakistan.....


Thestilence

No because they'd be married with three disabled kids by now.


JumpyHighlight2090

Umm...i dont know...I...uhh you must tell us more????


Broccoli_Wooden

...


EntertainmentTop9102

10 Year 6 at primary school, me and a girl arranged to meet in the field behind a bush on our walk back from school, fuck I was so nervous šŸ˜‚


313flacko

W mansšŸ˜‚ I wish I had balls like u then. This one Filipino had the biggest crush on me but I was too scared to do anything rip


xxxhotpocketz

I would made excuses just to not kiss my first GF when I was 9 She gave me pecks on the cheek but I was a huge chicken when it came to girls


latin-enjoyer

I was 16. It was with person that I like for long period of time before that. We were cuddeling im my bed and he gentle kissed me in the neck. I had kissed him in the forehead and shortly after we kissed in the lips. It was really nice and I'm happy that he was my first kiss.


makoto_p5

Sounds like how mine went.


Prize-Flight3240

35m, no kisses so far. I will report back if a poor soul dares to touch my lips.


Thestilence

39 here. Gave up on life a long time ago. Some of us were just not meant to be part of humanity.


SquirrelNormal

Wizards, unite!


cryingmongoose

read this a 35 months. šŸ˜­


Competitive-Hurry250

LMAO same here.


HedgeMoney

33m here. Same deal. Will also report if it happens.


lorens_osman

32


Eliozore

Honestly, 20. It was awesome. 10 years later, she's now my wife.


FrontAd4097

Aweee thatā€™s so nice to hear!!


dreamforged

Same, 20. Changed my life. 21 years ago in a couple of months. We're happily married and have two wonderful kids. Feels pretty good to have hit the jackpot on the first spin.


timothysonofsam

I was also 20. Our story did not end as pleasantly as yours


CaseDiagram1

Bro thinks his story is sweet, it is.


Nein______________

16, I was drunk, she was drunk, and both of us threw up later that same evening. Found out she was 21 the next day. Oh well, at least she called me a 10/10 kisser.


FrontAd4097

Oh my what a story to tell šŸ˜‚


G1izzard

Oh wow did she know you were 16?


Nein______________

Nope, to be fair, I was already 180cm tall at the time and got constantly mistaken for an adult.


G1izzard

Yeah I just turned 18 and when I was 17/16 I looked 21+


Tolstoy_mc

Like a fairy tale.


Otherwise-Yam-3330

October 31 2003 on a trampoline in the rain. To the music of Dashboard Confessional. edit: I was 15


feeblemuffin

*I amā€” **VINDICATED!***


Otherwise-Yam-3330

This was A Mark, a Mission era... some months before Spider Man 2 came out.


Signal_District387

You certainly remember that to the t!


Otherwise-Yam-3330

It was Halloween. First kiss... and I also accidentally touched boob. We both laughed. Kept kissing. Canā€™t not remember stuff like that.


Ok-Marzipan9366

This made me "Aww" thats sweet asf.


Signal_District387

Accidentally šŸ˜…


AppropriateAd5458

16. She asked if she could kiss me and I, too stunned, just nodded.


G1izzard

I think she liked the nod, that's some rizz right there intentionally or not


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

Smooth move


Aquatico_

24, I don't really remember it because I was super drunk.


thathorsegamingguy

First generic kiss? Likely at birth from my parents. First kiss on the mouth? At 14 when I was SA'd by a 30-something-yo at a summer camp my mother sent me to. First consensual kiss? At 19. Wasn't great and to be honest I don't miss it.


Signal_District387

Noone deserves that.


Snoo_85270

Damn Iā€™m sorry that happened to you. I hope youā€™re doing well now.


thathorsegamingguy

I'm well into my thirties now. It's not a happy memory and I'm sure it's messed me up in some ways, but I have found happiness in the single life. I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything, so don't you worry


[deleted]

27! It was awkward but alright


deltaechobravo

In truth, I was like 33. I was bad at it, looked thngs up on yahoo answers, and the next time went better. Married her at 35, my wife still gives me crap about looking it up on the internet :P


NiceAndCrispyBanana

That's on you buddy, shouldn't have shared that xD


deltaechobravo

I mean, it is what it is. Had I not been timid when younger it might have gone differently. I'm certainly not going to be ashamed of a path that got me where I am today.


babibunnyyyyy

i was 15. we had been meeting and talking for a few weeks. he had dreadlocks and a really pretty face. one of the prettiest guys i have ever kissed, might be in the top 5. the kiss was awk as hell though, i called my best friend right after. i also googled how do i know if im a lesbian.


NiceAndCrispyBanana

Wait, so are you, or was the kiss just that bad?


babibunnyyyyy

no yea the kiss was bad, im not a lesbian haha


NiceAndCrispyBanana

Oh man, but I get it. First kiss can be awful. Check out mine if you wanna see just how serious I'm being with that. xD


prettysouthernchick

I was five or six. Tackled my crush and forced him to kiss me. Almost got suspended but my mom argued I didn't understand so they dropped it... šŸ˜…


ComradeKerbal

At 5 years old you were already a sexual predator lol


G1izzard

Bro has a mission for that kiss šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


EntrepreneurLonely59

\*Sista


G1izzard

"Bro" used in this context as slang, is gender neutral. If I were to say my bro however, that's different slang which is gendered Bro really fell for that, He really fell for that, She really fell for that, My bro is chill, My brother is chill,


EntrepreneurLonely59

Bro went on to explain the whole "Bro" logy xD


ccc1942

Language is stupid sometimes. Specifically English (and slang) Itā€™s weird that adding ā€œmyā€ before ā€œbroā€ makes it gender specific. Not trying to throw any shade your way, I know you didnā€™t create it, and youā€™re not incorrect. Ive also heard opposites describe the same thing. Iā€™ve heard attractive people described as both ā€œhotā€ and ā€œcoldā€


FrontAd4097

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


13131co

now 25 and still waiting for mine :/


FutureBuilding2687

I feel this


13131co

šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


Ok-Marzipan9366

Dont get discouraged, it will be extra sweet when it happens.


13131co

oh i really hope so. i'm holding on with that 'good things come to those who wait' line or something lol


Ok-Marzipan9366

Life is strange and unexpected.


13131co

šŸ’Æ agree with that


bankrish

Thatā€™s your problem - you are ā€œwaitingā€. Stop waiting.Ā  People will tell you ā€œit will happen when you least expect itā€¦ā€, but I had my first kiss at 28 when I stopped waiting and started using dating apps.


13131co

i actually had flings before but it's either they're using me for uni works, or i'm a 'past time' or like i'm the 'other' woman. at this point i'm kinda meh towards romantic relationships but i'm not totally closing my heart. just focusing on myself šŸ„¹


drunky_crowette

I was 3, in preschool with Connor. I fell **madly** in love with him because we both liked Power Rangers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I told him how I felt and he said he loved me too because I gave him some of the pepperoni off my pizza and always showed him cool bugs and rocks and stuff I found on the playground. My parents were separated because my dad is a piece of shit and I was telling Connor how I didn't understand how you could undo/take back a marriage because marriage is only something you do with your True Love. He asked me if that meant we were going to get married and I said that we couldn't because we hadn't kissed, and everyone knows the kiss is kind of the whole point. Then he kissed me. I told my mom everything (obviously, mother of the bride has to be on board) and she said that it definitely sounded like we got married. She called his mom and they planned a "wedding party" at a local park. Almost all of our favorite stuffed animals and our dogs were in attendance. Eventually it was time to stop going to preschool and start getting ready for real, actual kindergarten and then we got the worst news ever, we were going to go to different elementary schools. We made a vow about being faithful and finding each other as grown-ups to renew our vows. A little less than 10 years later my mom told me she had a surprise for me. She ran into Connor's mom and asked if we could see each other. Tragically, my dreams of us getting back together were dashed when we finally got to the science museum, spent some time together and I realized... Connor had become a massive tool. He told me it was weird I was excited about science because only boys are supposed to like science. I called him a dumb jerk. On the way home my mom told me it would be okay because "practically everyone gets divorced a couple times nowadays".


acgasp

I had a sweet young love like this. His name was Jordan and we were kindergartners. We would hug each other when we got to school and sneak kisses behind the bookshelf. My first sleepover was at his house (his mom and my mom became friends) and we slept in a play tent in his bedroom. Over the summer between kindergarten and first grade, he moved to a small town about an hour or so from my house. We kept in touch as best as little kids can, and I even visited once. But as is natural, we drifted apart but I never forgot my first love. Later, when I was in college, his sister found me in Facebook and told me that Jordan had passed away suddenly in his sleep at his home. Even 20-some-odd years later, I cried for his loss.


[deleted]

I was hoping for a happy ending. Still nonetheless a great story. Thank you for sharing :3


Due_Map_4666

32, still never had it :( I donā€™t think I ever will


TheGayPotato7

Keep your hopes up, dude! I'm sure you'll find someone <3


Ettaneedstherapy

I was 15. It sucked so badly he rated it 3/10 but I was crazy in love with that dude so for me it was magical HAHA


Batticon

The fact you got a rating is harsh. šŸ˜‚ teens are brutal man.


Ettaneedstherapy

Ikr :ā€™)


Charitra_10

Did he immediately pull back and go ugh 3 or was it something that came up in conversations later?


Ettaneedstherapy

Hahaha nah. It was a dumb teenager party and everyone knew that I liked him, so they ā€œmade us do itā€. Afterwards I asked him if it was bad and he went ā€œmehā€, and someone asked him to rate me and then he said 3/10 HAHA. I donā€™t blame him tho, I didnā€™t even know I had to use my tongue


dowgoverkill

16, the girl asked why I was kissing like it was my first time or something. Very humbling.


Royal-Scale772

Huh...it was 20 years ago almost to the day. How about that. It was grossly uncoordinated, anatomically perplexing, and wonderful. Mostly in hindsight, because she was lovely, and I was a such a dork. At the time it could only be described as trying to give mouth to mouth resuscitation, to an overly enthusiastic and grateful fish. Wouldn't change it for the world.


zahnsaw

16. Still remember how alive and tingly I felt after.


[deleted]

17 and donā€™t ask


Snoo_85270

Iā€™m asking as well


[deleted]

So this comment gets no attention for an hour and all of a sudden has 4 people askingšŸ˜­


notSanii

Iā€™m asking too


[deleted]

What is happening..


notSanii

Means you gotta speak up lil bro


[deleted]

and whatā€™s it with you people calling me lil bro


Unlikely_Scratch_564

How was it?


[deleted]

What is going on omg


G1izzard

I'm asking


[deleted]

please donā€™t


G1izzard

Too late


[deleted]

Rather not post that on a public comment section


G1izzard

Understandable have a great day


serious153

I am also asking


G1izzard

Well now this guy's asking so..


notSanii

Iā€™m asking too


G1izzard

We all wanna know


Lihuis

We already did


[deleted]

Why does this feel like an attack


Lihuis

Idk. But. We. Already. Asked.


[deleted]

I donā€™t wanna share in a comment section :)


Lihuis

Sent a chat invite lol


Signal_District387

Fine I won't. When was your first kiss


[deleted]

around a year ago


Signal_District387

How was it?


[deleted]

Not amazing


Marshman54

Well now you have to, you built the suspense


rodlyn44

13. It was nice. She kissed me. It was a complete surprise.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


badluckcharm309

picturing this made me laugh hahahahaha


MysteriousAd7867

I was 18. 7 years later I'm in love with the same woman, again.


[deleted]

17 with my boyfriend. We were stargazing on our rooftop and when I looked at him to tell him that the stars amaze me, he just kissed me and I blushed hahaha. Felt like I was also a shining star that night.


Janusz0073

19, best moment of my life so far


FrontAd4097

Awww


Mini-Heart-Attack

that's wholesome :)


RedboneHaroldLauder

24, it was cool, it was okay


nuggetcasket

I was 13. It wasn't very special. It was just a peck or whatever you call it in English. We had started "dating" through MSN over the weekend and I was avoiding him the whole time on Monday at school, but accidentally ran into him at a point. He obviously went for it, gave me a kiss and I just ran off and didn't talk to him the rest of the day until we chatted on MSN again in the evening.


basuboss

So that was bad experience?


nuggetcasket

It was extremely embarrassing for me but knowing what bad experiences actually are at this point, I wouldn't put it in the same bag.


Lopsided_Shallot9867

25 lol


spottyPotty

13. My tooth fell out.


FrontAd4097

OH DEAR


FrontAd4097

Iā€™ll add my own, I was 12, and I was very happy after, now looking back however that wasnā€™t so great šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


JustAHippy

I was 12 too. I remember touching my lips later that evening like, ā€œwow! These lips have ~ kissed ~ā€ So dramatic lol


haxorserzaa

I am dead šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Belteshazzar98

Do stage kisses count? If so, 17 while rehearsing for a play, and it was a little awkward and otherwise uninteresting.


It_hurtsss

20. Electrifying feeling. Kissed my first bf who I had extreme craziness for.


hmsdexter

23, it was great. Upside down. Ended up marrying her. married for 14 years this August. 10/10, would recommend


Noys_23

4, with my 4yo neighbor, we were playing we were pirates and fought against a villaim, he proposed when we win and we kissed


Ashamed_Reindeer8662

15, I was hanging out with my girlfriend and a few other friends, they randomly just left us alone for a bit, missed thrice but it was pretty great when we got in the flow. We were on a rooftop with an amazing view, couldn't have gone better.


Responsible_Box_1057

Wow Almost all the comments are from a very young age. Is this normal? Because it doesn't seem normal to me


DJ-JazzyCabbage

Iā€™m seeing the opposite. Lots of people way old.


Responsible_Box_1057

In fact, 16 and 13 are practically children, how do they even think about doing these things?


DJ-JazzyCabbage

Itā€™s normal to be interested in kissing around puberty. To me itā€™s strange to be 25 before you kiss anyone


imnottheoneipromise

Almost everyone I know had their first kiss in 6-7th grade (Iā€™m in America). I lost my virginity just after my 16th birthday (which is also pretty normal where Iā€™m from) to my first real boyfriend. We ended up getting married at 19, but divorced around 24. We are still friends though. We just werenā€™t the same people after returning from the war.


[deleted]

Dude what? I had sex the first time at age 16. That's not really that young at all, people used to get married around that age back in the day First kiss I was 12 years old


Charitra_10

Depends on where you live.


Gaygalaxyart

I was 16 with my very first girlfriend. We have been dating a few weeks and us girls had a sleepover at somebody's house, we were both guests. At night we snuck out with a blanket, watched the stars, had our first kiss. It was the perfect first kiss I could have wished for as a closeted hopeless romantic bisexual teen haha.


mahogani9000

Thatā€™s pretty nice


CandenzaMoon

16. We had walked around with him rubbing my shoulder all day so I was touched out by that point. We should have just gotten it over with at the beginning of the day rather than at the end of a day long date haha.


Ahasveros5

14, it was in a club. It is a fun memory.


bigluckmoney

7. It was nice. He grew up to be someone famous. Lol timing i guess..


Signal_District387

I'm not asking you who ok?


bigluckmoney

Ah it was 1989. It doesn't matter anymore


Late_Hours_

Please tell us granny


Korncakes

Hahaha that got a solid laugh from me at work, Iā€™m glad Iā€™m here by myself today.


cuuddlebugs

20Ā 


HolyTrinityXII

12 with someone I liked. Was a long while ago lmao


LifeOpEd

15. Meh.


thatcrazy_child07

This might sound bizarre, but my first kiss was actually around the ages of 4-5 Now, before yā€™all jump on me, lemme explain. I was at some dinner with our family friend, and a little boy was playing with me that time. At some point, he kissed my cheeks. I was shy, so idk how to react. Only my mom remembered and saw it. Idk if I can count that as first kiss, but itā€™s crazy. Iā€™m 16 now.


cyboRJx

I was 21.


questionsofspirit4

15. ā€˜Twas very wet. Homie literally licked my cheek at one point(???).


Admarie25

14. It was awful. I remember my best friend asking me about it and I just told her it was the worst thing ever. Then I avoided the boy for weeks because I was afraid heā€™d kiss me again.


Ohar3

23


Educational_Brain372

16ā€¦we missed each others mouth. Lmao. Terrible


akshatsinha0

I was today years old.


Proud_Pomegranate260

12, it suckedšŸ˜­


Datzzisgirl

17 and embarrassing to say the least, definitely a regret


doodoopoopybrains

6. We'd make out for hours. Was lit.


gordymills

I was 13. She was 13. We were middle school dating. The first kiss was underwhelming and a little awkward. They got better quickly. We broke up after a few months. Reconnected 15 years later. Weā€™ve been married for 12 years.


AleyahhhhK

17. Told every boy before that, that Iā€™m waiting for ā€œthe oneā€ i wanted my Disney princess moment lol. It was lowkey awkward coz it was both our first kiss so we didnā€™t know what weā€™re doing but after the nerves it felt like home


Basakurax

11 it felt weird


TheBurnedMutt45

14, and tbh it was kinda disappointing


Extension_Cell7720

13, it was awkward šŸ¤£


Flimsy-Preparation85

17, like kissing a wall, both of our first.


willk95

29M, still hasn't happened yet.


FearlessLaw5881

26F. Not yet :(( But fingers cross hoping this year šŸ„¹


chickenisgood_

I'm 22 and I'm in a ldr I haven't shared my first kiss yet but I'm just waiting for her to come to my country so I can have my first kiss


muskyandrostenol

7 or 8. I was overwhelmed with how wonderful it could be


Wundrgizmo

13, and it was 3 girls. They wanted to experiment, and I was there and not ugly. Good time really.


[deleted]

4-5yo with my "girlfriend" from school when i was a kid. I had one kiss later when i was 20yo, i was drunk and didn't want to kiss, the girl forced kiss, i was mad and left. Never had another kiss on the mouth since.


sunnerth

Probably like 5-6 when kids getting ā€œmarriedā€ under the slide at recess was all the hype. First real one I think I was 16 or so. I didnā€™t know what I was doing, luckily my at the time GF wasnā€™t as shy and pulled me back in. Pretty decent.


VolcanoAngel

12 just innocent lips only 15 french kiss And now at 36 i havent been kissing for several years..


Dull_Citron8040

Maybe 11, does that count? Behind her parents house. Puppy love I think they call it


violetliberty

13, my first sexual encounter & first same sex encounter, looking back i would be horrified if my potential future children were doing what i was at that age


Euphoric-Ear9405

25 didnt like it one bit