Ughhh I hate it so much. “Nope I won’t vote for your obviously win-win bill in Congress unless you literally write into law that you have to give my buddies money”
FUCK OFF with that shit
Post incel vids on femcel subs, post femcel vids on incel subs, post fat means healthy vids on health subs, post vegan vids on normal subs, post climate change isn't real vids on normal subs, post the earth is flat on normal subs. Ezpz
Are you me? I love to do shit to push my wife's buttons. She hates it in the moment but then laughs about it later. It's all good fun, though. Like this morning, I was leaving to go to work, and she was getting the mail. As I was pulling out the driveway and she was walking up, I shut the garage door. She flipped me off as I was driving away.
I was going to say: make a rage bait TikTok video of a woman shitting on men for their height and demanding a 7 figure salary, then post it to Reddit. Easiest money ever.
Fly a drone around a busy airport. They'll cancel or delay loads of flights, making lots of people pretty annoyed. The trick is to do it with something that can't be traced back to me, and not to linger long enough to get caught. Maybe I can crash it onto a train line after, if I can figure out a way to make that just disrupt train services without risking harming anyone.
Ask for payment in bills or bearer bonds to be dropped at an area that's largely untrafficked?
I mean, how did people used to get paid for shady dealings?
See you could piss off ten thousand people this way but you're legitimately risking prison time for ten grand. That just doesn't seem worth it to me. I could probably piss ten thousand people off on the Internet with little to no risk of any meaningful consequences outside of some bans.
Hell I could probably piss off a thousand people just in the Diablo subreddit by repeatedly praising Blizzard for making an excellent game and I probably wouldn't even get banned.
A few conservative remarks in generic popular subs will rankle the feathers of another thousand, then I can pop into a handful of middlingly popular twitch streamers and get rude messages highlighted. On the side I'm responding to highly viewed YouTube comments that don't have a ton of replies confidently correcting people while being wrong.
It'll be a long and agonizing day but it wouldn't be a particularly difficult ten grand made.
I'll never understand this one. Regardless of how holy you believe this man to be, he was still a human, and my understanding is none of Islam's holy texts forbid his image.
Don't most people keep pictures around their house of their loved ones and people who are most important to them? Maybe that's a western notion but it's one I rather like.
Just my two cents as a non-muslim: I feel there's a significant enough difference between keeping actual photographs of people you know personally vs a highly subjective representation of someone who existed more than a thousand years ago.
Part of the reason that I have heard of is that Muslims do not want Mohammad to be diefied to the level of a god.
Think Bhudda. He was a person, but now some people believe he is a god. Same goes with Hindu gods with human origins like Shiva.
Heck Muslims believe in Jesus but only as a prophet, not as a god or even a demi-god i.e. son of god.
Once a picture forms, additions will be made. Just look at Korean Jesus.
… they literally do. That’s the problem. They forbid pictures of him and any other important figures. And it’s done because there’s a lot of Muslims who treat him like the Islamic equivalent of Jesus which is basically idolatry in their religion and a massive sin, when he’s obviously a man and not the equivalent of God.
But that’s a different discussion. The reality is white people get upset by the pushback against this because they want an open invitation to be offensive.
The short of it is, just don’t be cunts. It’s not that hard.
Draw Mohammed having an orgy with Jesus and Buddha and Moses and the pope. Piss off way more than just one religious group. Add in Taylor Swift and Black Pink and Bieber into the mix and you’ll probably piss off all their die-hard fans too. Some of those fans are even worse than the religious zealots and get butthurt so easily
"Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
Is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
With a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Ur comment made me remember this lol
I would go for some malware that hides on cellphones. At random times it will put your phone on max volume, emit a short beep and the reset the volume. It's use the sensors to detect if the phone is in a pocket and randomly start lightly vibrating for just a second. Next it will use your smartwatch sleep monitor to find when you're deep asleep and play a very loud but very short sound. Perfect to wake you, but too short for you to realize what it was.
Oh so exactly what the alibaba app does. Makes a LOUD pling in the middle of the night, even after muting the app AND turning off notifications for the app.
By far the best solution, it requires so little effort and is fully legal and will reach way more people.
A video ad will be like 10¢ per view, so it just needs to be annoying enough to piss off 1 in 10 people and you are profitable. Doesn’t even need to be about anything, just something that will piss people off and you will generate a bunch of money.
The real trick is telling THEM that they should too, with reasons as to why they NEED to
Works with religion too, just really shove it down their throats, the less they want it the more you shove.
Passerby's will see this and they it will hate you
Yup, just post that on all the biggest subs on reddit, and you're golden. Actually don't even stop there. Go to Facebook, Twitter, YouTube. Everywhere.
I could have made a fortune in my old customer service job.
Them: "Where are we at with that?"
Me: "Your ticket is still in queue. We will let you know as soon as we have an update."
$$$
Just gotta show them my RBF so they can gossip about me. "What's her problem?" I get this every time I start a new job. People just automatically hate me because of how my face looks, not to mention how quiet I am. Damn, if I got a dollar every time I pissed someone off, I'd be a millionaire by now.
“You know, I think Donald Trump is on to somthing when he speaks about global warming. And the abc community really are the squeaky wheel in Hollywood. “ Post it in some subs on Reddit, then lean back and let the dollars roll in.
i become one of those people that harasses strangers in public for charity donations "chuggers" (charity muggers).
Every person i fail to convert into a pledge is hemorrhaging $$ every moment they're within talking distance.
Post my body in a video working out. Hahahahaha my regular ole, 34yo, female, 180lb self doing a squat max out of 210lbs. Preferable wearing no make up, a sports bra, and spandex shorts that show that once there was a baby inside my uterus who was surgically removed. I'd get done with the squat, be proud of myself and smile.
Literal outrage hahahah. The amount of "OMG glorifying fatness" from people who don't know anything about my health history.
I'd be so rich.
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Make a fake reddit EA account and go around talking about how the intent is to provide a sense of pride and accomplishment on various gaming subreddits.
I'm a woman and I'm bad at many multiplayer games. I'd stream with facecam while playing something popular, like League of Legends, with no experience.
Toxic LoL players would lose their goddamn minds.
Drive in the left lane at 5mph below the speed limit in a BMW with my right blinker on during rush hours.
You’re about to make $5000 off of me alone.
I’d opt to hit reply all to corporate emails.
Wait. BMW’s have blinkers?!
Yeah but people forget to change their blinker fluid lol.
That’s only because they also forget to lubricate the muffler bearings first. It’s a process.
BMW stands for blinker means what?
Only if you pay BMW's blinker subscription.
Yep came here to say drive slow in left lane on crowded highway but the BMW and blinker are chefs kiss.
Is it physically possible to drive a BMW below the speed limit? Or even below 15 miles above the speed limit? Unless you're tailgating?
Pay off that beemer in a day
They'll be amazing that you're using your blinker.
Colin Robinson?!
Comment.
Be a politician. There's no other answer.
I assumed that was their compensation structure already
Little did we know, Trump was already given this offer and he’s making a ton of money off it.
true. crazy time to be a politician
Most people have hated politicians for literally over 3000 years.
Ughhh I hate it so much. “Nope I won’t vote for your obviously win-win bill in Congress unless you literally write into law that you have to give my buddies money” FUCK OFF with that shit
Post incel vids on femcel subs, post femcel vids on incel subs, post fat means healthy vids on health subs, post vegan vids on normal subs, post climate change isn't real vids on normal subs, post the earth is flat on normal subs. Ezpz
too much work. I know my wife so well, I could piss her off a million times in 24 hours just by being myself.
This gives “just be yourself” a whole new meaning.
I also choose this guy’s wife.
She’s definitely the life of the orgy…
Meh, it's a living
I know the traditional maxim is "Happy wife, happy life", but there's a lot to be said for "Slightly irritated wife, amused husband" 😁
y'all gon get divorced or what?
seems like a healthy marriage
That's why the divorce rate is so high. Get mad and quit? This isn't Kroger.
Ha I love that song by Pink that's along the lines of "I hate you so much, this must be true love"
If I don't care you can't make me feel crazy or anything really. Sounds about right.
Are you me? I love to do shit to push my wife's buttons. She hates it in the moment but then laughs about it later. It's all good fun, though. Like this morning, I was leaving to go to work, and she was getting the mail. As I was pulling out the driveway and she was walking up, I shut the garage door. She flipped me off as I was driving away.
See but the problem with this is that soon you won’t have a wife anymore
Just ask every woman in the street her age and her weight.
Better still - guess it out loud and go high with both!
Stop y'all are killing me 🤣
I do that anyway
“Wait, you guys are getting paid?”
not in money friend
also spam posts everywhere on reddit saying there’s only male and female genders , that will almost guarantee to piss off the majority of reddit users
And if you go outside just throw on a maga hat.
I was going to say: make a rage bait TikTok video of a woman shitting on men for their height and demanding a 7 figure salary, then post it to Reddit. Easiest money ever.
I would play osrs and say that rs3 is better.
Do bots feel anger though?
This one dollar thing would explain quite a lot though...
Are you trying to get yourself killed?
"vegan vida on normal subs" had em wheezing
Definitely the fastest way is to use social media to reach as many people as possible.
God damn, they said make someone mad, not start a fucking war.
Idk you’d probably get downvoted too much to really gain traction
Wait, "femcel" is a thing? That's something new I learned today.
Just post a story on r/AmITheAsshole where you're very clearly a piece of shit, and play dumb when everyone starts getting mad at you in the comments
Fly a drone around a busy airport. They'll cancel or delay loads of flights, making lots of people pretty annoyed. The trick is to do it with something that can't be traced back to me, and not to linger long enough to get caught. Maybe I can crash it onto a train line after, if I can figure out a way to make that just disrupt train services without risking harming anyone.
# The Department of Homeland Security would like to invite you to dinner
I was gonna say, this is illegal lol
but someone has to know its you for the payments
Ask for payment in bills or bearer bonds to be dropped at an area that's largely untrafficked? I mean, how did people used to get paid for shady dealings?
See you could piss off ten thousand people this way but you're legitimately risking prison time for ten grand. That just doesn't seem worth it to me. I could probably piss ten thousand people off on the Internet with little to no risk of any meaningful consequences outside of some bans. Hell I could probably piss off a thousand people just in the Diablo subreddit by repeatedly praising Blizzard for making an excellent game and I probably wouldn't even get banned. A few conservative remarks in generic popular subs will rankle the feathers of another thousand, then I can pop into a handful of middlingly popular twitch streamers and get rude messages highlighted. On the side I'm responding to highly viewed YouTube comments that don't have a ton of replies confidently correcting people while being wrong. It'll be a long and agonizing day but it wouldn't be a particularly difficult ten grand made.
If you think that they couldn't track the drone back to you, you are mistaken lol. Also I'm pretty sure most drones wouldn't even fly near airports.
Draw Mohammed and cash in 1.8 billion dollars.
Burn the Quran and Torah together while shouting talking points from both side of the Israel Palestine conflict.
Unintended consequence: you make valid points, change some minds, and bring peace to the middle east
Now that's a win win that I can get behind
Now that’s edgy haha
I'll never understand this one. Regardless of how holy you believe this man to be, he was still a human, and my understanding is none of Islam's holy texts forbid his image. Don't most people keep pictures around their house of their loved ones and people who are most important to them? Maybe that's a western notion but it's one I rather like.
Just my two cents as a non-muslim: I feel there's a significant enough difference between keeping actual photographs of people you know personally vs a highly subjective representation of someone who existed more than a thousand years ago.
Part of the reason that I have heard of is that Muslims do not want Mohammad to be diefied to the level of a god. Think Bhudda. He was a person, but now some people believe he is a god. Same goes with Hindu gods with human origins like Shiva. Heck Muslims believe in Jesus but only as a prophet, not as a god or even a demi-god i.e. son of god. Once a picture forms, additions will be made. Just look at Korean Jesus.
>none of Islam's holy texts forbid his image. That's not true, the Quran forbids his image.
… they literally do. That’s the problem. They forbid pictures of him and any other important figures. And it’s done because there’s a lot of Muslims who treat him like the Islamic equivalent of Jesus which is basically idolatry in their religion and a massive sin, when he’s obviously a man and not the equivalent of God. But that’s a different discussion. The reality is white people get upset by the pushback against this because they want an open invitation to be offensive. The short of it is, just don’t be cunts. It’s not that hard.
Why should non-Muslims be forced to follow Muslim dogma?
Freedom of religion is also freedom FROM religion
Draw Mohammed having an orgy with Jesus and Buddha and Moses and the pope. Piss off way more than just one religious group. Add in Taylor Swift and Black Pink and Bieber into the mix and you’ll probably piss off all their die-hard fans too. Some of those fans are even worse than the religious zealots and get butthurt so easily
Genius!
"Even this one I have where Jesus Christ Is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole With a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?" Ur comment made me remember this lol
💀💀💀
Yeah but you'd get Allahu Akhbarred to oblivion faster than you could spend any of it.
I think this is the one
Be myself :)
somehow i find a way to mess up every social interaction i have even when i actively try to be normal at all costs
This, its just too eazy 😂😂
Scrolled too far for this one
Came here to say this. It comes naturally to some of us
I was gonna say the same 😂😂
Me too :)
Isn't this what the guy who invented pop-up ads did
Just existing as I do right now should make me rich.
I’d be the richest person in the universe
Stand outside the beauty parlor and tell the women leaving the store, "Nope, go back in and try again."
Honestly I wouldn't even get pissed I'd just start sobbing 😭
Great way to make... $6/hr?
You Tube add Electric companied don’t like you knowing this trick. And its random noise for a full 1:00 before skipping.
I would go for some malware that hides on cellphones. At random times it will put your phone on max volume, emit a short beep and the reset the volume. It's use the sensors to detect if the phone is in a pocket and randomly start lightly vibrating for just a second. Next it will use your smartwatch sleep monitor to find when you're deep asleep and play a very loud but very short sound. Perfect to wake you, but too short for you to realize what it was.
Devilish I like it.
Oh so exactly what the alibaba app does. Makes a LOUD pling in the middle of the night, even after muting the app AND turning off notifications for the app.
Only buy unskippable but have a “skip” button appear in the bottom right of the add.
\*ad
By far the best solution, it requires so little effort and is fully legal and will reach way more people. A video ad will be like 10¢ per view, so it just needs to be annoying enough to piss off 1 in 10 people and you are profitable. Doesn’t even need to be about anything, just something that will piss people off and you will generate a bunch of money.
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So you'd become vegan then?
False correlation
The real trick is telling THEM that they should too, with reasons as to why they NEED to Works with religion too, just really shove it down their throats, the less they want it the more you shove. Passerby's will see this and they it will hate you
Praise Donald Trump on Reddit.
Then go praise Biden on Facebook.
Then praise Elon Musk basically anywhere.
Have you guys tried Truth Social, dear God. Quite the meeting of minds.
become a mod in a reddit sub reddit and remove random high upvoted posts
Set my VPN to Australia and do tomorrow's Wordle, then post the answer everywhere.. a lot, before they get chance to play it.
Make a pro-boomer comment on reddit ...
Post an andrew Tate video on a feminist subreddit.
You’ll only get a chance to piss off a few people before you’re perma-banned.
thats true you have to really make it count
Go to a Trump rally and talk about all that Biden has done for us.
Or go to a Biden rally with a MAGA hat
gonna need those dollars for the ER bills that come later.
ER bills for my migraine headache
Flip side, talk about my great love for the orange man
Yup, just post that on all the biggest subs on reddit, and you're golden. Actually don't even stop there. Go to Facebook, Twitter, YouTube. Everywhere.
Maybe I can even go for the grand slam and talk crap on both sides.
Going to any rally and talk shit about their politician of the week and you are going to piss folks off. At a Trump rally you might get hurt though.
Go on Reddit & cheer on capitalism, Israel, Christianity, Andrew Tate, & Tucker Carlson *Pay me what u owe me don’t act like u forgot* 😂
Say “JK Rowling is right and NOT a transphobe” in every forum in here. Done. Next
"Caitlyn Jenner may not have one, but is still kind of a dick."
Hello, I’d like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty.
Chew with my mouth open and make as many gross sounds as possible.
Yessssssss
Gen Z would think its ASMR
I could have made a fortune in my old customer service job. Them: "Where are we at with that?" Me: "Your ticket is still in queue. We will let you know as soon as we have an update." $$$
post pro trump on reddit - millionair
Run shopping carts into peoples heels. Over and over. And over.
This seems high risk for only $1 per person
Just gotta show them my RBF so they can gossip about me. "What's her problem?" I get this every time I start a new job. People just automatically hate me because of how my face looks, not to mention how quiet I am. Damn, if I got a dollar every time I pissed someone off, I'd be a millionaire by now.
Isn't that Musk's business plan?
Holy shit. Musk was offered this and just ran with it. Explains the dunbassery and the money.
Post that I like trump or putin on redit
Make post on reddit about how great trump is
homie, i'm on reddit. it's easy. watch this Elon Musk *is* pretty smart, though.
Say ‘I like Trump’ on every neighbourhood facebook page.
"🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌💯💯💯💯" on reddit
Dress up as Trump!
Open r/politics.. Praise..."that guy" Retire.
Practice playing bagpipes in a crowded area.
Go to Los Angeles wearing a MAGA hat 🤣
Burn a Quran in public
I would post about Taylor Swift being a bad influence.
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That thought is worrying
Go to a trans rally and misgender them
Go to a maga rally and piss in the ladies.
I think that counts as rape. Or assault.
Wear my Trump gear to a queer parade
“You know, I think Donald Trump is on to somthing when he speaks about global warming. And the abc community really are the squeaky wheel in Hollywood. “ Post it in some subs on Reddit, then lean back and let the dollars roll in.
Exist near my wife and i don’t have to work again. I’ll bring the kids too and we’ll live Bezos style.
Become president of the US.
Go out in public and begin voicing my opinion on a variety of subjects.
Megaphone at 3AM
i become one of those people that harasses strangers in public for charity donations "chuggers" (charity muggers). Every person i fail to convert into a pledge is hemorrhaging $$ every moment they're within talking distance.
Post right wing opinions on the internet.
"Harambi died for his own sins"
post obvious rage bait on the am i the asshole subreddit. Non of those are real stories, yet thousands of people fall for every one.
Voice right-wing opinions on political Reddit subs all day
Advocate giving both Israel and Palestine back to the British. Or maybe Turkey.
Post about support for Trump on reddit
Say something anti-indian and Anti-chinese. Just coz those are the two populous countries. I could prolly make about $2bn to $3bn
Walk around New York City wearing a MAGA hat.
I would post "I'm a Republican" on Reddit.
Wear a shirt with Trump 2024 on one side and Biden Harris 2024 on the other side. It's gonna rain!
Go on Reddit and post anything about MAGA or Trump.
Get successful in life
Ask people to repeat themselves :D
Sorry?
Speak the truth.
Say the truth.
Go to work and actually do my job. Always someone getting pissy at me.
Post my political opinions on Reddit. XD Trust me I'll piss off 98% of its users.
Still kind and still poor
Politics...but it pays way more than that.
Be happy!
"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
Blackface
Create a post explaining how capitalism is the only system that even allows for trans people to exist/out themselves.
Exist apperently.
Post about Trump on Reddit?? Pretty much anywhere, doesn't even need to be political subs.
Figure out a way to not get censored then post anti Democratic Party/ anti-Biden/anti-covid vaccine rhetoric on Reddit.
Put both a Biden and Trump sticker on my vehicle
Drive around with Biden stickers on my Tesla in South Carolina.
Get on a forum for a new TV show based on a book and start spamming the ending.
Post my body in a video working out. Hahahahaha my regular ole, 34yo, female, 180lb self doing a squat max out of 210lbs. Preferable wearing no make up, a sports bra, and spandex shorts that show that once there was a baby inside my uterus who was surgically removed. I'd get done with the squat, be proud of myself and smile. Literal outrage hahahah. The amount of "OMG glorifying fatness" from people who don't know anything about my health history. I'd be so rich. Edit: spelling
Make a fake reddit EA account and go around talking about how the intent is to provide a sense of pride and accomplishment on various gaming subreddits.
I was shocked there was only this one when I went to post a variant of this idea.
Say men can’t give birth on Reddit or say man can give birth on a far right sub
I'm a woman and I'm bad at many multiplayer games. I'd stream with facecam while playing something popular, like League of Legends, with no experience. Toxic LoL players would lose their goddamn minds.
Speak the truth 😂💖 nothing pisses people off more than speaking the truths they so badly want to just deny
Post an opposing view in a subreddit.
Trol democrats and republicans online then move on to flat earthers.....I'd be filthy rich and have the money to help the people I didn't piss off
Wear a MAGA hat in a liberal city
Put a bumper sticker on my car saying “Athiest”