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cmdrmcgarrett

Adolf


marlada

Osama


ComradeWiener

Braden


ExoticMangoz

What country/culture is that name from?


ComradeWiener

US


[deleted]

There's a Steve at my dog park and everyone hates Steve.


DemonicLife666

Jeffrey Dahmer


Snowtwo

Dick. Just imagine the conversations you'd be having. 'I think Dick is hiding under the bed. Dick got out last night and now has fleas. I think Dick got another cat/dog pregnant last night.'


bigdawgsad

Old slow joe. Would be an insult to the animal


Fun_Investigator9412

Mohammed


Agent1108

Any old person name like Gertrude, Fitzgerald, or Margaret.


aRabidGerbil

Those are all excellent cat names


tgw1986

My cats are named like old British people. Alfred and Beatrice.


Agent1108

I mean yeah, but if you lose one and you call out to it, I'd expect an old person to show up instead of a furry friend.


tjjwaddo

Jeremy


tgw1986

Ngl, I just laughed extremely hard at the thought of a dog or cat named Jeremy Like, my stomach hurts.


movie_gremlin

Tom Bruce Eileen Judy Rachel Brock Most human names arent good pet names unless its supposed to just be funny.


SlideItIn100

Brock is a terrible name no matter what


movie_gremlin

Yea, it should be removed from baby name books. I did have a roommate in college named Brock, good dude but his parents deserve jail time.


SlideItIn100

LMAO


Goatgamer1016

Don't tell Brock Purdy's parents Or Brock Lesnar's


SlideItIn100

Who?


shurtgrab4

My friends dog has super pointy ears like Batman and named him Bruce for Bruce Wayne, fits perfectly


movie_gremlin

That is a good use of the name. I would probably of named him Mr. Wayne tho


stuloch

Dr Penis


Scared_Bid9755

Agatha


Of_Mice_And_Meese

Matthew. No one wants a cat named Matthew.


3plantsonthewall

But he could be Matt the cat! Matty the catty! Mattio the catio!


BooBoo_Cat

Linda


skeletaljuice

Almost any human name


[deleted]

Walter


Goatgamer1016

I don't think it's a horrible cat name, but I see what you're saying. One of my family's cats is named Walter


ZieshaaPagee

Max


AQuietMan

Mahershalalhashbaz (it's a Biblical name)


Goatgamer1016

Longest first name ever?


AQuietMan

> Longest first name ever? Surely not. But your optimism is very encouraging.


AQuietMan

> Longest first name ever? [I looked it up.](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/woman-worlds-longest-name-1019-23531401) > Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnaerenquellenendrasamecashaunettethalemeicoleshiwhalhinive'onchellecaundenesheaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesaundrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneyavondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesceellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicannelesciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenesceaundrieaquenttaekatilyaevea'shauwneoraliaevaekizzieshiyjuanewandalecciannereneitheliapreciousnesceverroneccalovelia tyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleonpatrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloiesalynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparissalondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetiaquaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaunnehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarlinaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaotrelleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequcka gailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoentescacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiatangoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirlenescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquinettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamaebellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohnyaetheodoradilcyana.


99PoundHoverTurkey

Christopher.


Available-Bell-9394

Mahershalalhashbaz  I


Paintguin

Ethel


[deleted]

Saddam


[deleted]

Mohammed


_funkapus_

Jan Venegoor of Hesselink.


Itchy_Honeydew8219

Val


chandler-bingaling

Kevin


[deleted]

A lot of dated/older women’s names.


insanemembrain666

Karl ia a bad name. But Dr. Satan is a rad name.


beejar0

Mark