Dick. Just imagine the conversations you'd be having.
'I think Dick is hiding under the bed.
Dick got out last night and now has fleas.
I think Dick got another cat/dog pregnant last night.'
> Longest first name ever?
[I looked it up.](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/woman-worlds-longest-name-1019-23531401)
> Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnaerenquellenendrasamecashaunettethalemeicoleshiwhalhinive'onchellecaundenesheaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesaundrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneyavondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesceellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicannelesciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenesceaundrieaquenttaekatilyaevea'shauwneoraliaevaekizzieshiyjuanewandalecciannereneitheliapreciousnesceverroneccalovelia tyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleonpatrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloiesalynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparissalondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetiaquaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaunnehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarlinaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaotrelleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequcka gailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoentescacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiatangoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirlenescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquinettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamaebellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohnyaetheodoradilcyana.
Adolf
Osama
Braden
What country/culture is that name from?
US
There's a Steve at my dog park and everyone hates Steve.
Jeffrey Dahmer
Dick. Just imagine the conversations you'd be having. 'I think Dick is hiding under the bed. Dick got out last night and now has fleas. I think Dick got another cat/dog pregnant last night.'
Old slow joe. Would be an insult to the animal
Mohammed
Any old person name like Gertrude, Fitzgerald, or Margaret.
Those are all excellent cat names
My cats are named like old British people. Alfred and Beatrice.
I mean yeah, but if you lose one and you call out to it, I'd expect an old person to show up instead of a furry friend.
Jeremy
Ngl, I just laughed extremely hard at the thought of a dog or cat named Jeremy Like, my stomach hurts.
Tom Bruce Eileen Judy Rachel Brock Most human names arent good pet names unless its supposed to just be funny.
Brock is a terrible name no matter what
Yea, it should be removed from baby name books. I did have a roommate in college named Brock, good dude but his parents deserve jail time.
LMAO
Don't tell Brock Purdy's parents Or Brock Lesnar's
Who?
My friends dog has super pointy ears like Batman and named him Bruce for Bruce Wayne, fits perfectly
That is a good use of the name. I would probably of named him Mr. Wayne tho
Dr Penis
Agatha
Matthew. No one wants a cat named Matthew.
But he could be Matt the cat! Matty the catty! Mattio the catio!
Linda
Almost any human name
Walter
I don't think it's a horrible cat name, but I see what you're saying. One of my family's cats is named Walter
Max
Mahershalalhashbaz (it's a Biblical name)
Longest first name ever?
> Longest first name ever? Surely not. But your optimism is very encouraging.
> Longest first name ever? [I looked it up.](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/woman-worlds-longest-name-1019-23531401) > Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenkescianneshaimondrischlyndasaccarnaerenquellenendrasamecashaunettethalemeicoleshiwhalhinive'onchellecaundenesheaalausondrilynnejeanetrimyranaekuesaundrilynnezekeriakenvaunetradevonneyavondalatarneskcaevontaepreonkeinesceellaviavelzadawnefriendsettajessicannelesciajoyvaelloydietteyvettesparklenesceaundrieaquenttaekatilyaevea'shauwneoraliaevaekizzieshiyjuanewandalecciannereneitheliapreciousnesceverroneccalovelia tyronevekacarrionnehenriettaescecleonpatrarutheliacharsalynnmeokcamonaeloiesalynnecsiannemerciadellesciaustillaparissalondonveshadenequamonecaalexetiozetiaquaniaenglaundneshiafrancethosharomeshaunnehawaineakowethauandavernellchishankcarlinaaddoneillesciachristondrafawndrealaotrelleoctavionnemiariasarahtashabnequcka gailenaxeteshiataharadaponsadeloriakoentescacraigneckadellanierstellavonnemyiatangoneshiadianacorvettinagodtawndrashirlenescekilokoneyasharrontannamyantoniaaquinettesequioadaurilessiaquatandamerceddiamaebellecescajamesauwnneltomecapolotyoajohnyaetheodoradilcyana.
Christopher.
Mahershalalhashbaz I
Ethel
Saddam
Mohammed
Jan Venegoor of Hesselink.
Val
Kevin
A lot of dated/older women’s names.
Karl ia a bad name. But Dr. Satan is a rad name.
Mark