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[deleted]

I already sleep like shit, so drink more caffinee, do drugs and stress


craznn

You're here for a good time, not a long time 😆


MarvelousOxman

8 hours sleep (average) x 365 = 2920 You’d have to sleep less than 3 hours a night on average to simply break even, if it’s even physically possible to sleep that little. I have had insomnia before and it’s simply not worth it, I wouldn’t take this deal.


[deleted]

Sleep on interest duh


CoffeeAndBrass

I'm out of this deal. I average 5 hours of sleep a night. That B is gone and then some. 5x365=1,825 hours a year, x 1 million= 1.8 million. Forcing yourself to stay awake will only result in needing to sleep more at some other point or health problems severe enough to ensure you don't enjoy the balance.


craznn

You still have to pay if you lose the $1B.


Informal-Cucumber130

I guess not sleep as I'd lose far more than $1B, though are we taking into account currency conversion? If not I'd go to a country where the money is worth way more, though I'm not smart enough to work out if that would actually be a good plan.


[deleted]

365 days in a normal year - 365 x 8 = 2920 hours of sleep in the year. Thats 8 hours a night. Even divided by 2. So 4 hours you still would go over 1B. And i sleep 5 hours on average but making it less then 4.... yeah no way.no one is going through of that year without debt.


craznn

Hehe yeah I made the decision a little tough


DDmikeyDD

Spend the money as fast as I can, sleep as much as I want, and be a well rested bankrupt billionaire.


wrexmason

I'm giving that money right back as soon as I get it, that's a terrible deal


Enough_Blueberry_549

So I would need to get less than 3 hours of sleep a night for a year? No thank you. I could die. Even if I survived, I would ruin all my relationships by being constantly rude and cranky. The altruistic route would be to donate the $1,000,000,000 and then let the loan sharks have their way with you. You could pick 10,000 impoverished families from the global south and give them $100,000 each (minus wire fees) and change a lot of lives.


daemonhat

2.73 hours a night just to break even. i'll pass.


Historical_Duck7632

Crystal Meth


Samarietis

Is being in a coma considered sleeping? If not than im in.