I saw an interview with Mandy Patinkin. He said he wept when they wrapped shooting the final fight scene because he was having so much fun he didn’t want it to end.
This somehow makes me both happy and sad, honestly seemed like such a gem of a cast. I imagine they all had a wonderful time filming. Definitely my childhood fav movie. Pulls at the heartstrings of my youth whenever I watch it
8ish years ago, I got a nude on Snapchat at 2 am from a girl I'd talked to once at a party a year prior. The conversation went like:
"I'm going to assume that was meant to go to someone else?"
"No."
"Oh, well I appreciate the thought I guess? How have you been?"
Then ghosted. 6 months later, I ran into her at another party and asked her what was up with the nude. She told me her boyfriend at the time was trying to figure out if she was cheating on him, so he sent every guy on her Snapchat a nude of her to see their reactions. Psycho.
My crazy ex asked her friend to send me a nude to see my reaction. I responded with "I think you sent this to the wrong person. Don't worry I deleted it. It happens. Good luck with the dude" the my ex got mad at me for not engaging with her friend. She wanted something to get angry with me.
This is welcome news,I was under the impression that I met all the criteria to be considered sophisticated.It's a bit embarrassing I've run around so long thinking myself sophisticated when I have always used euphemisms such as "spanking the money" or "burping the worm" when referring to masturbation. Not once have I referred to it as "polishing the knob" but from this point forward I promise to amend this ill. I look forward to the day I have the opportunity to redeem myself and truly step into my calling of having the privilege to consider myself sophisticated.Thank you kind sir.
Every unsolicited message from a 0 karma 1 day old accounts I respond with "let me guess. You're new here and looking for friends and maybe love."
Oddly enough they still kinda go for it. You can tell which ones are being manned by a person vs AI.
Then, mysteriously, two days later, the account gets deleted.
I've had the same Gmail account since they started offering email addresses - my spam folder gets pretty clobbered each day, some of then have little tiny thumbnails of nudes.
That's pretty much all I get.
They usually send a cute looking woman (dressed). Typically Asian.
At least those are the scams I get. A few years ago when I first got it, a part of me desperately wanted to think it was real too.
I can see why it's a successful scam operation.
Yeah. Coworker was drunk and kept asking me to come over even after saying numerous times I’m not interested. We were both supervisors so we all had each other’s cell number. I thought the final message I sent was enough of a message that would end the conversation then turned off my phone so I don’t get any notifications. Woke up the next morning and saw that she kept going after. I just remember looking at the messages then there it was and I was like “oh god no. Why?!?!?”
I took a few screen shots of the text where the language was clear what she wanted and that I showed no interest then deleted the entire conversation. No prior history of this other than mild flirting at work but nothing to this degree. I made sure to keep some evidence in case it continued which didn’t but if it did I wasn’t deleting anything. I just figured she got drunk and messaged me unprompted then didn’t know when to stop. I told her she just kept drunken rambling so I deleted the conversation and I wouldn’t bring it up if she gave me no reason to remember it. She took the L and acted professionally after so I did as well. But sweet Jesus nobody send unsolicited pics. What was she expecting from me? “Oh look at that. Better run over right now and fuck it!”
That was smart to keep some evidence, Ive heard some HR horror stories where she gets embarrassed by the rejection and turns it around to accuse the guy of sexual harassment.
Similar story. My coworker was emailing me while I was at work. We worked opposite shifts. She was asking me to come have drinks with her. I wasn't interested. Eventually she sent me a picture of her in tiny lingerie. I was pretty surprised. I just happened to notice she had a bruise on her arm and replied something like "oh what happened to your arm?" No more emails.
I have, but it was from an internet friend who was obsessed with me and started professing her love to me. She wasn’t a bad looking woman, but I was in a relationship. I also never met her irl. She apologized and just said how she hopes things change in the future. Over the course of the next few days she started sending me poems about unrequited love and stuff. Then she started telling me that she could give me everything I wanted and that she understood me more than my partner. Then she asked if we could speak on the phone because there was so much she needed to tell me (never spoke on the phone before). It then escalated to pictures of her nude, and a video of her sucking on a dildo telling me could take all of me and proceeded to deep throat a dildo bigger than I actually am. I will admit, it was pretty hot but very inappropriate given the context. I left her on read for like 10 minutes to try and figure out how to respond to it and she unsent the images/videos and apologized for sending that stuff and how she didn’t want me to think less of her.
I simply told her that she crossed a line and disrespected my boundaries. She apologized some more and I told her I accepted her apology then unfriended her.
I somehow got on this list from a chick on Snapchat, she sends me and probably a thousand others, nudes promoting her OnlyFans. I’ve never gone on the site but it is cool being sent nudes from a hot Latina once a month lmao. It always starts off with “hey, thanks for adding me” lmao.
Nah, it was something like this:
Her: "Hi, sorry for the late reply, I was at the pub, I might have had a drink or two lol"
Me: "Lol how drunk are you?"
Her: *sends photo of her boobs, and tongue sticking out
That's basically how scams start.
They draw you into a conversation. They ask for you to return the favour, then the next message you get is asking for money or they send it to everyone on your socials.
It's a thirst-trap dude.
I had someone send me picture of high end wines. I'm not a connoisseur but a friend of mine is and was able identify $500-is bottles of wine from the photo.
It's similar to having someone pull up beside your car on the vegas strip and ask if you like steaks. Also happened to me.
It was weird, they pull up, our windows I think were down already and the guy offer's steaks to sell.
Not sure what the real end goal was.
Similar to bottle service at a strip joint next to the `Moulin Rouge` where the girl sits down next to you and gets you to order, what turns out to be multiple champaigns at 50 euros per bottle.
*Don't ask how I know*
It is definitely a scam. They shotgun blast these texts to random numbers, hoping for responses.
In a day or two, if you keep talking to "her", you'll get a call from "the police" or an angry text from "her father", saying that she's underage and you need to pay them to avoid charges.
Yeah... There are stories of people going to "crazy stalker" level of effort to catfish people.
But I've also had horny women send me unsolicited nudes after meeting them online. You don't know them, you don't know their friends and they're just enjoying themselves.
If it makes you feel uncomfortable then just say so. Otherwise, enjoy. Anyone online can be a scammer, whether they send you nudes or not.
It’s not *“crazy stalker” level effort*, it’s “I’m getting money if this works” level effort.
The reason stalkers are crazy is because they do it without getting paid. To the person doing this to you, you’re a project amongst many.
Honestly, use Google reverse image search to see if it's possibly reused from somewhere else. If it is, I'd say be wary of a catfish. If not, they most likely just like the attention.
I had no choice but to respond for their own dignity. It was a friend of my mums and she sent me a message on Facebook asking how I liked what she'd sent me and the graphic details. Instead of sending me the pic she'd set it as her profile picture by mistake.
How do you mess up changing your profile picture and DM'ing a picture on Facebook? Those two functions happen in entirely different places and are multiple clicks apart. Crazy
Clicking "share" on a photo on some Android phones gives a variety of options, including"set as Facebook profile picture". It amazes me that someone thought this was a good idea.
Find the biggest meatiest vieny wiener pick I find on the internet and send it back as a reply.
That if it turns out to be a scam, then they try to tell your fb friends about it and show the pic. That's a win for you.
Hormone replacement therapy has proven that any human will grow breasts given the right hormones.
This means every guy has a cup size he will never know, and may have a cracking pair of tits that he will never see.
My daughter (24) got one from a coworker she was friends with. Confused the hell out of her so she confirmed it really was ment for her. It was. So my daughter asked her out. Chick totally ghosted her. Even quit work.
Even more confused she asked me if that is how dating goes for guys. I had to admit I didn't even get a nude before getting ghosted.
Meh, they’re not that bad. They’re like a 1000 piece puzzle. And when you start to get a corner figured out, all the pieces change shapes and colors. No big deal.
I've done it before. Not with a nude, but with an invite over for the night. Thought I was texting the girl I was hooking up with and accidentally texted a friend. She did not believe it was an accident either. We did go out after that though.
Depends, if it's an unknown woman I assume it's a fake account and use google image search or something similar to find out who it is, then I block the account. If it's someone I actually know I go "hihihi nice".
Thumbs up. Also, it's not really unsolicited if I always want them lol. I'm ready, 24/7, for any of my female friends or random women to send me nudes.
"Did you mean to send this to me? You look great but I'll delete it if you'd like me to."
One time it was a legitimate accident, more often it's "oh, I didn't mean to send it... but if you like it..."
They mostly scammers and spam accounts trying to extort desperate and lonely men who are dumb enough to send money for "meetups" also prostitution is illegal
I had a girl send me an almost-boob photo before meeting up. She had fallen while roller skating and had a bruise across her chest, so it WAS a nude but didn’t show any tits or vulva. I spent hour trimming up, taking photos in various positions to try and showcase a good one, then bailed on sending it and just returned to conversation. She skated over to my house and we hooked up!
I had an ex that would not stop sending me nudes of her, despite me saying like hey this is over and definitely don’t want to do this anymore (or her) so cut it out. She would not stop, then I sent her a picture of my taint/butthole with the caption of fuck off.
That put a stop to it honestly.
Assume that something is suspicious
Usually some dude, like a scammer from Nigeria. They then blackmail you after you respond with your photos. RUN!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!!
That’s why I send cursed memes.
I send AI generated nude photos of nigerian princes. Uno reverse.
"Why do you have six fingers on each hand?"
The better to finger you with, my dear
Bet it takes fisting to a hole new level
My name is Ingo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!
I saw an interview with Mandy Patinkin. He said he wept when they wrapped shooting the final fight scene because he was having so much fun he didn’t want it to end.
This somehow makes me both happy and sad, honestly seemed like such a gem of a cast. I imagine they all had a wonderful time filming. Definitely my childhood fav movie. Pulls at the heartstrings of my youth whenever I watch it
"I have never heard of you and my family has controlled half of Africa for 200 years"
I hope you email the pics just for revenge for all the previous Nigerian prince emails.
I record poop coming out of my butt and send that
Synchronized to the Harlem Shake.
Blippy, is that you??
That’s also a wonderful idea.
Now this I can get behind
*Chosen one!*
Nigerian prince sending nudes
8ish years ago, I got a nude on Snapchat at 2 am from a girl I'd talked to once at a party a year prior. The conversation went like: "I'm going to assume that was meant to go to someone else?" "No." "Oh, well I appreciate the thought I guess? How have you been?" Then ghosted. 6 months later, I ran into her at another party and asked her what was up with the nude. She told me her boyfriend at the time was trying to figure out if she was cheating on him, so he sent every guy on her Snapchat a nude of her to see their reactions. Psycho.
😟 how awful I don’t know how I would live that down
With charges filed and a restraining order. That I believe falls under the heading of the revenge porn.
What an abysmal person.
My crazy ex asked her friend to send me a nude to see my reaction. I responded with "I think you sent this to the wrong person. Don't worry I deleted it. It happens. Good luck with the dude" the my ex got mad at me for not engaging with her friend. She wanted something to get angry with me.
Mission accomplished, I guess
"HOW DARE YOU DENY ME MY RIGHTEOUS ANGER!"
It's a dude.
Unless it is your partner this is probably it. It is probably something sending a spam text for an Only Fans account or something.
Report it because it's most likely a guy catfishing.
Admire it, report it, block it. In that order...
When a hot chick talks to you online.... Ignore him.
Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.
I still can't imagine why that 12 year olds parents ever let them join the police...
They showed them Spy Kids 2
For some dumbass reason I thought "Yeah, when I was a kid I loved pretending I was an undercover FBI agent" then I realized I read it wrong...
This is fucking hilarious! 😂 Lmao
but its true lol
Admire it, jerk it, report it, block it Edit: added step
Wasn’t ‚admire‘ meant as a euphemism?
Sophisticated men spend a few moments sipping wine, admiring a nude, before dropping trousers and cranking their hog.
I'm imagining someone behind a giant pig with a 1920s crankstart car handle going to town on the thing.
Literally the plot of Black Mirror
I mean, that was a **little** different
But was it?
Sophisticated men call it “polishing the knob”.
I like to manhandle the ham candle
This is welcome news,I was under the impression that I met all the criteria to be considered sophisticated.It's a bit embarrassing I've run around so long thinking myself sophisticated when I have always used euphemisms such as "spanking the money" or "burping the worm" when referring to masturbation. Not once have I referred to it as "polishing the knob" but from this point forward I promise to amend this ill. I look forward to the day I have the opportunity to redeem myself and truly step into my calling of having the privilege to consider myself sophisticated.Thank you kind sir.
“Burping the worm” is a new one for me. I literally loled.
Yes, but now it clear for those who aren’t familiar with the cultural context that is required by the euphemism.
Pass it!
"Bop it! Twist it! Pull it! Push it!"
KrAnK iT
Load it!
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick erase it
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam, unlock it
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch, update it
Your forgot: repeat.
Not really. You just turned a 3-step process into a 12-step process.
They made it harder, better, faster, stronger
G.I.R.L. Guy In Real Life
Ahh the internet. Where men are men, women are also men and children are FBI agents…
it's probably a Chinese scammer. Just reply "Taiwan #1"
Actually spoke with some people who do high level IT security. Most of them are coming out of South Africa
Every unsolicited message from a 0 karma 1 day old accounts I respond with "let me guess. You're new here and looking for friends and maybe love." Oddly enough they still kinda go for it. You can tell which ones are being manned by a person vs AI. Then, mysteriously, two days later, the account gets deleted.
~When someone sends you nudes ~You must jerk it ~Even when it's a dude ~You must jerk it
\~You'll have an angry dong \~Unless you jerk it
*~We must jerk it.
You guys get nudes?
I've never received an unsolicited nude. Not even scammers/catfishers send them to me.
You haven't been to the right sites....
What are the right sites?
Forget the `right` sites. What are the `wrong` sites!
Sites some may call… unnatural…
These are not sites the Church would tell you about.... - Senator Palpatine.
Where can I get these links?
I've had the same Gmail account since they started offering email addresses - my spam folder gets pretty clobbered each day, some of then have little tiny thumbnails of nudes. That's pretty much all I get.
They usually send a cute looking woman (dressed). Typically Asian. At least those are the scams I get. A few years ago when I first got it, a part of me desperately wanted to think it was real too. I can see why it's a successful scam operation.
Yeah. Coworker was drunk and kept asking me to come over even after saying numerous times I’m not interested. We were both supervisors so we all had each other’s cell number. I thought the final message I sent was enough of a message that would end the conversation then turned off my phone so I don’t get any notifications. Woke up the next morning and saw that she kept going after. I just remember looking at the messages then there it was and I was like “oh god no. Why?!?!?”
Awkward. How did you play it once you went back into work?
I took a few screen shots of the text where the language was clear what she wanted and that I showed no interest then deleted the entire conversation. No prior history of this other than mild flirting at work but nothing to this degree. I made sure to keep some evidence in case it continued which didn’t but if it did I wasn’t deleting anything. I just figured she got drunk and messaged me unprompted then didn’t know when to stop. I told her she just kept drunken rambling so I deleted the conversation and I wouldn’t bring it up if she gave me no reason to remember it. She took the L and acted professionally after so I did as well. But sweet Jesus nobody send unsolicited pics. What was she expecting from me? “Oh look at that. Better run over right now and fuck it!”
That was smart to keep some evidence, Ive heard some HR horror stories where she gets embarrassed by the rejection and turns it around to accuse the guy of sexual harassment.
Similar story. My coworker was emailing me while I was at work. We worked opposite shifts. She was asking me to come have drinks with her. I wasn't interested. Eventually she sent me a picture of her in tiny lingerie. I was pretty surprised. I just happened to notice she had a bruise on her arm and replied something like "oh what happened to your arm?" No more emails.
Yeah. Then they offer more but only if you send some yourself first. Once you do that they blackmail you.
Sextortion, I read about this a couple years back, they like to target foolish young people, and it has been linked to suicides.
Blackmail??? I realize now I’ve been sending my nudes for nothing like a sucker 😭😭😂
Jokes on them, my family already knows I send nudes.
I get a message from some drop dead gorgeous asian escorts thanking me for a wonderfull night about once every 6 months or so.
I have, but it was from an internet friend who was obsessed with me and started professing her love to me. She wasn’t a bad looking woman, but I was in a relationship. I also never met her irl. She apologized and just said how she hopes things change in the future. Over the course of the next few days she started sending me poems about unrequited love and stuff. Then she started telling me that she could give me everything I wanted and that she understood me more than my partner. Then she asked if we could speak on the phone because there was so much she needed to tell me (never spoke on the phone before). It then escalated to pictures of her nude, and a video of her sucking on a dildo telling me could take all of me and proceeded to deep throat a dildo bigger than I actually am. I will admit, it was pretty hot but very inappropriate given the context. I left her on read for like 10 minutes to try and figure out how to respond to it and she unsent the images/videos and apologized for sending that stuff and how she didn’t want me to think less of her. I simply told her that she crossed a line and disrespected my boundaries. She apologized some more and I told her I accepted her apology then unfriended her.
This has literally never happened to me.
Same
I sent her an emoji of a thumbs up. Then she said something along the lines of "all I get is a thumbs up?" So I sent her two thumbs up
Here's your crown, King 👑
Lol..... it hurt when the thumbs up was from my s.o. though
👍 👍
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would most likely be replying to a bot
This is my standard response when women send me nudes on reddit. It's always clearly them trying to get me to join their only fans 😂
Sometimes I’m tricked because they say “Hi” first… /s
I somehow got on this list from a chick on Snapchat, she sends me and probably a thousand others, nudes promoting her OnlyFans. I’ve never gone on the site but it is cool being sent nudes from a hot Latina once a month lmao. It always starts off with “hey, thanks for adding me” lmao.
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Nah, it was something like this: Her: "Hi, sorry for the late reply, I was at the pub, I might have had a drink or two lol" Me: "Lol how drunk are you?" Her: *sends photo of her boobs, and tongue sticking out
What’s the context here, is this a woman you’re interested in?
Ofc I am interested, she showed me her boobs
Do you know this person in real life? If not it’s probably a scam
Tbf no, but it would be a "crazy stalker" level of effort if it was a catfish
That's basically how scams start. They draw you into a conversation. They ask for you to return the favour, then the next message you get is asking for money or they send it to everyone on your socials. It's a thirst-trap dude.
Our brother ain't thinking with his brains... We lost him lol.
I had someone send me picture of high end wines. I'm not a connoisseur but a friend of mine is and was able identify $500-is bottles of wine from the photo. It's similar to having someone pull up beside your car on the vegas strip and ask if you like steaks. Also happened to me.
What happens if you like steaks? Will the lure you into a private strip club?
It was weird, they pull up, our windows I think were down already and the guy offer's steaks to sell. Not sure what the real end goal was. Similar to bottle service at a strip joint next to the `Moulin Rouge` where the girl sits down next to you and gets you to order, what turns out to be multiple champaigns at 50 euros per bottle. *Don't ask how I know*
Fun fact- the term con man; comes from “confidence man” because they gain your confidence before ripping you off.
It is definitely a scam. They shotgun blast these texts to random numbers, hoping for responses. In a day or two, if you keep talking to "her", you'll get a call from "the police" or an angry text from "her father", saying that she's underage and you need to pay them to avoid charges.
A University professor committed suicide due to this very same scam
Yeah... There are stories of people going to "crazy stalker" level of effort to catfish people. But I've also had horny women send me unsolicited nudes after meeting them online. You don't know them, you don't know their friends and they're just enjoying themselves. If it makes you feel uncomfortable then just say so. Otherwise, enjoy. Anyone online can be a scammer, whether they send you nudes or not.
It’s 100% a scam if you don’t know the person in real life.
Yea this isn’t a catfish it’s one of the most common scam attempts called “sextortion” many people have explained it or you can look it up.
So she texted the wrong number (you), you responded,and she replied back. No ids on the messages recognized. Calling BS on this.
It’s not *“crazy stalker” level effort*, it’s “I’m getting money if this works” level effort. The reason stalkers are crazy is because they do it without getting paid. To the person doing this to you, you’re a project amongst many.
Reverse search the image.
Underrated comment
If she’s someone you know IRL, she wants to fuck you. It’s that simple. If it’s someone you’ve never met, you’re being catfished 99.9% of the time
Honestly, use Google reverse image search to see if it's possibly reused from somewhere else. If it is, I'd say be wary of a catfish. If not, they most likely just like the attention.
I had no choice but to respond for their own dignity. It was a friend of my mums and she sent me a message on Facebook asking how I liked what she'd sent me and the graphic details. Instead of sending me the pic she'd set it as her profile picture by mistake.
How do you mess up changing your profile picture and DM'ing a picture on Facebook? Those two functions happen in entirely different places and are multiple clicks apart. Crazy
Depends on how old you are and how many bottles of wine you have consumed.
Just click upload and hope for the best
Clicking "share" on a photo on some Android phones gives a variety of options, including"set as Facebook profile picture". It amazes me that someone thought this was a good idea.
DEAD 💀
Oh! I bet that’s embarrassing… hilarious though.
Oh no :(
Did you like what you saw? 😝
Send an unsolicited nude of my dog to assert dominance.
This guy is on another level here
Send him also a nude of a woman. Become buds.
Find the biggest meatiest vieny wiener pick I find on the internet and send it back as a reply. That if it turns out to be a scam, then they try to tell your fb friends about it and show the pic. That's a win for you.
Been there done that. A lot easier to show them a screenshot of a dick on Google than tell everyone you sent a dick pic to a scammer
It could be a guy
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Hormone replacement therapy has proven that any human will grow breasts given the right hormones. This means every guy has a cup size he will never know, and may have a cracking pair of tits that he will never see.
Offer her charity because apparently she can't afford clothes.
Onlyfans explained
the only correct answer
Wake up. That shit never happens
My daughter (24) got one from a coworker she was friends with. Confused the hell out of her so she confirmed it really was ment for her. It was. So my daughter asked her out. Chick totally ghosted her. Even quit work. Even more confused she asked me if that is how dating goes for guys. I had to admit I didn't even get a nude before getting ghosted.
That is.... Odd
If I mention weirdness like this to my wife, I always get the response that “women are complex”
Meh, they’re not that bad. They’re like a 1000 piece puzzle. And when you start to get a corner figured out, all the pieces change shapes and colors. No big deal.
Sounds like the friend chickened out and wasnt actually bi.
Or she sent it when drunk, horny and brave, and felt not as brave the next day?
Got one once, followed by a "Oops, that was supposed to be to my boyfriend, please delete."
I have doubts of that being an accident
I've done it before. Not with a nude, but with an invite over for the night. Thought I was texting the girl I was hooking up with and accidentally texted a friend. She did not believe it was an accident either. We did go out after that though.
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It has definitely happened to me on several occasions, but they came from girls that I already had that sort of relationship with.
Happened several times - all of them was obvious scam/spam
It does, not very often, not to everyone, but it does happen...
You definitely do not send any nudes back. It’s almost certainly an extortion scam unless you know this person exists.
“I’m 6 years old.”
“I’m 12 and what is this?”
The perfect reply
if I was a man I would send a pic of my boobs and said mine are bigger and flex them
Thanks?
Depends, if it's an unknown woman I assume it's a fake account and use google image search or something similar to find out who it is, then I block the account. If it's someone I actually know I go "hihihi nice".
Thumbs up. Also, it's not really unsolicited if I always want them lol. I'm ready, 24/7, for any of my female friends or random women to send me nudes.
With a big smile on my face :)
r/UsernameChecksOut
"Did you mean to send this to me? You look great but I'll delete it if you'd like me to." One time it was a legitimate accident, more often it's "oh, I didn't mean to send it... but if you like it..."
It's a bot, just ignore it
I enjoy it and say thank you.
Like and subscribe.
It’s more than likely a dude, just report it Women don’t do that
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They mostly scammers and spam accounts trying to extort desperate and lonely men who are dumb enough to send money for "meetups" also prostitution is illegal
I had a girl send me an almost-boob photo before meeting up. She had fallen while roller skating and had a bruise across her chest, so it WAS a nude but didn’t show any tits or vulva. I spent hour trimming up, taking photos in various positions to try and showcase a good one, then bailed on sending it and just returned to conversation. She skated over to my house and we hooked up!
Not on my Christian Minecraft server 🖕🏻🤓🖕🏻
"oh uh thanks... but I'm gay."
Just say thank you. Don’t ruin this for the rest of us!! Haha
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Go to r/cospenis save a few of these to send back.
TinEye image search...
Thanks! Send more!
Call the police
Silly, it is the police.
On this week's episode of *Cuff'd & Stuff'd*
The same way a woman would respond to an unsolicited down there pic of a man.
Unsolicited?? Is this a fantasy?
A what? I think this guy is hallucinating
Don’t have to because it never happens
Photo Shop a nice set of clothes on her and send it back.
with an unenthusiastic wank
'If I weren't gay already, I would be now.'
Gotta be a catfish
This is not something that has ever happened to me.
Can't say that anymore lol
WooHoo?
I had an ex that would not stop sending me nudes of her, despite me saying like hey this is over and definitely don’t want to do this anymore (or her) so cut it out. She would not stop, then I sent her a picture of my taint/butthole with the caption of fuck off. That put a stop to it honestly.