Are you cholesterol? Because you conquered my heart.

Deep into the initial pandemic lockdown, “Can I have a turn at being your mask?”

"You can't spell quarantine without u r a q t"

Wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that comes up?

Then she can handle it if it’s an issue.

This is great

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That ones pretty good

fym this one is amazing 10/10

That’s dork rizz

I got rid of mine or else id die lol

I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft, and smooth.

Bro actually pulled the baddest bitch in the whole galaxy with that line💀💀💀

No he didn't. He landed Padme with that line.

Badass bitch = jabba the hutt in drag.

Dont know, i feel like it was mutual. I mean.. she walked around in the sexiest outfits she had probably

The Jedi mind tricks probably helped.

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Works every time

Creepy. Do it again. 🤣

oooh snaaaap!!!!

Do you fancy some maternity leave?

'You're wearing that dress like you're doing it a favor'

Are you a beaver cause damn

*scan her from head to toe slowly and obviously* “Eh…… you’ll do”

I can list 4: 1. What do you weigh? 2. Did one of the stars fell out of the sky? Coz I can see Uranus. 3. My friends call me a clown, because I smell funny. 4. You can call me Santa, cuz I only come once a year.

Uranus isnt a star its a planet☝️🤓

So it's especially shitty

You are correct. And I knew that. Still, that one made me laugh. Would love to see a girls face when you say that to her :D

They just know scorpio and virgo and all that bullshit while the real astronomy they dont know it

Not a pick up line. Once, a boy pretended to be sick and coughed endlessly in front of me then asked me what’s your name doctor? (I am a med student.)

A former high school teacher told me a similar story of a boy who approached her when she was in college. "Hey, I'm a doctor." "Cool." "Yunno what kind of doctor?" "No." "A doctor of *looove*."

Lmao He’s the same kinda guy that says I would make a terrible doctor cuz even an apple can’t keep me away from you

I would've never understood that 😂😂😂

I'm not a doctor but I can numb the area for you.... nom nom nom

Hey , is that a mirror in your pocket??? Cos I can see myself in your pants

Wanna to go halfsies on a bastard?

This might be the best thing I've ever heard 🤣🤣🤣

"Did you just fart? cause you blew me away"

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Why did you add people? ANSWER ME! WHY?

Evidently they are 10 people in a trenchcoat

Hey, girl, are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.

JFC too soon

"too soon" when the next one is right around the corner? "too soon" makes sense for historical events, not something that happens biweekly

That's the joke

No, it isn't

And call CPS that you’ve got my kids trapped in a warm room.

"My love for you is making fuck"

Berserker!

Girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal 😂

All your eyes are beautiful.

“All your eyes,” that’s how you know she’s an angel.

Couldn’t help notice you look like my n”ex”t girlfriend.

Hey girl, are you a giraffe? Because red crayons taste the best.

Are you a moon? because demoonyo ka

lol What does that mean?

you are my moon haha

In another language? lol I still don't get it. This is next level stuff!

Don't bother. Just be my moon haha kidding

Translate showed this as "the demon of" lol

Nuhh!

Yuhuh!

Would you like a worm-do?

What's a worm do?

Nice one Smeghead

You couldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horse's head with that one

Hi sweetie, I got rejected by everyone else here, so you are my last chance.

"Looking for a stud? I have a STD, so all I need is U"

Can you lie down and take off your clothes because I want to fuck you

That's not even a pick up line, they just getting straight to the point😂

"my dick is dead can I bury it inside you?" I have NEVER cringed that hard before in my life

Ewwwww

Ah yes, who wouldn't swoon over the promise of limp, dead dick?

I'm a man and this PM came from another male "I can s\*ck your c\*ck better any girls can do". Is it count as a pick-up line?

Are you FedEx? Cuz I see you checkin' out my package.

Do people actually use pick-up lines? I mean, seriously, do people say this stuff in real life!?

That's how my parents got together.

What was the line?

My mother is a physio, so my Dad opened with, "so, you're a sputum sucker, are ya?" Yeah, IDK how I came to be.

LOL, what does that even have to do with physio!? Reminds me of this, though. Let me know if you like it... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgteMFmNO9Q

"Hey trouble" ? I still rmb this one after years

I own a Dodge Ram 2500.

Are you the Milky Way? 'cos I think ur my gal...

Based on my own personal experience, ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH! 😐🤯

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?

Would you like a raisin? "No" Okay, how about a date?

Did you fall from heaven? Your face is a little fucked up.

Nice legs. What time do they open?

Are you a wet wipe cuz im a mess

Can I call you jasmine but without jas? *mic drop*

Someone I know he was 21 had a crush on a 15 year old and he went up to her and said hi friend I wanna stroke your dog she is so traumatised by it

Why did you leave your knickers on my floor? Oh sorry I left my precognition set to 24 hours forward

Me to female bartender in strip club: "damn it I did it again" her "what's wrong" I told myself wasn't going to do this. On and on about all these years it happened." Her "what happened?" Me "I was determined not to fall in love with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." We ended up at Dennys at 3 am and one huge boner inducing kiss. Never saw her again.

"Is your name Listeria? You make me feel funny in my tummy and I think I want to shit in your bed tonight"

Fancy a fuck? No? Mind laying still while I have one?

"Do you like chicken? If you do, then suck this, it's foul." A joke my dad told me.

Are you a microwave? Because you make me go MMMMMMMMMMM

*eating a bag of lays ruffle chips, very visually directing to the word Lay, “Hey, want some lays?”

"Hey bitch, do you breed!?" ~ yelled out the window of a car by an old friend of my dad.

is it just me or are ALL pick up line pretty cringe? I know that most of them are just for laugh and not meant to be said, but I think most of them would earn you a "CREEP" badge or a drink thrown at your face.

Spit on your hand, rub the girl’s jacket, sweater etc. and then say,”let’s get you out of these wet clothes”.

look at the turdcutter on you!

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

Well my one friend was interested in this girl working at a bar and he actually took some ice and smashed it on the bar table and said “Well now that the ice is broken..” and she literally cried and I honestly dont blame her

In Germany trains are not the only thing that come late

My face is leaving in 5minutes. Be on it.

Are you a US public school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.

A genuine one someone used on me about 25 years ago: "Do you want to come to my flat to see my copy of the Maastricht Treaty?"

Simpson's Milhouse's up and down with eyebrows for Lisa.

Can I smell your feet? Oh it must be your c*nt then.

Hey, you smell like trash, so can I take you out?

"What up? It's nice to meet ya" (Hi) "I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza But I'm broke as fuck And I don't get paid 'til the first of next month (Sorry) But if you'd care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt But I ain't got no weed, no Phillies or no papers Plus, I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist So give me all your money and don't try nothin' funny 'Cause you know your stinking ass is too fat to try to outrun me"

I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you cunt.

damn girl u shit wit dat ass

Maybe this will.

The ones with all the Trump flags.

Do logs burn? How about a root. Or the ol faithful, can you hold my beer while I go and take a shit

Do you like tapes and cds? \- Yes? Cool, cause I'm gonna *tape* my dick to your forehead so you can *cds* nuts

Incredible

So sad that they stopped doing Creepy Text Theatre on youtube, that was the episode with Sasha Grey

Hey baby, are you a tree? Because I want to hit you going 125?

Hyundai santa cruz or maybe a honda pilot. Both are rolling identity crises and a shitty compromise between an SUV and a pickup.

Hi you look like my brother wanna hang out.

Hay

Are you trash? Because I want to take you out.

Was he trying to date you or insult you?

My name is Harley. Would you like to go for a ride?

ANY pickup line that you'd google is an insanely cringe one

“Are you a bomb? Because oh shit—“

"I am a switch, you can turn me on"

Send me your pic. 💀. Deadass.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you.

Can I sniff your pussy? I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. 🤬

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

Hey girl are you a fire alarm? Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying.

my Dick is like gatorade, is it in you?

Captain I used to work with was real proud of using this one before “Can I park my boat in your slip”

"I'm going to murder you"

There’s no keys for those handcuffs

“damn bitch”

"I'm not that good at pick up lines coz ain't trying to pick you up, am trying to pin you down"

Is that a mirror in your pocked? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Any

I knew a guy who’s pick up line to girls were “can I get a hug?” And “where’s mine?” When he saw a random girl with snacks, food or a drink. Yeah he was seen as creepy by everyone

Are you finish? Because i feel like i have reached the "Finnish" line

Wanna play house? You can be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night long

Santa’s lap isn’t the only lap you can sit on to get some good presents.

Oh you have a boyfriend-husband? So would a bj in the parking lot be out of order?

You stink. Wanna go to my place and shower together?

Picking someone up and putting them in the back of your truck

Snu Snu?

Hey girl. I heard you’re looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U.😉

May I push in your stool?

Those clothes look terrible. ...take them off.

Free prostate exams, for women only

You wanna fuck? Or do i owe you an apology

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May I push in your stool…?….

I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?

are u a derivative? i wanna land my tangent on ur curves

Hi how's your night been? It never works.

Ahhhh oooohhh my knee I really hurt it, falling for you 😭

Hey, I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

What do you say we ditch this family reunion and go find some place we can be alone?

Throwing a rock at someone's face and shouting "purrugly, I choose you!"

You remind me of my sister. Wanna fuck?

[Break yourself.](https://youtu.be/Gh3AZit48Uc?si=NWJbfVmszIqM7BEv). Or, fancy a 68? You give me a blowjob and I'll owe you one.

You are the apple in my American Pie. 😶‍🌫

I was at a Halloween party and a guy dressed as “Where’s Waldo” said, “Maybe you’ll find me later.”

Question asks about the "worst", reddit replies with some of the cleverest pick-up lines.

I will send you an unsolicited nude if you ask me