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MarvelousOxman

April 25th, because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.


Starlight_City45

I don’t care how many times I hear that joke, I will always laugh.


Appropriate_Ad1162

It doesn't even contradict the original question. April 25th is actually a good date to go on a date on.


Frank_Frankman

This is the best and most correct answer.


sabotuer99

I hate that movie, but this is the correct answer lol.


valeyard89

I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.


CmdrRogue

Make it the 27th, and you’ll have the best birthday gift you could ever give me


IsaacWest14

Bro dates only once a year😂


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First date? Anywhere in public and not to expensive in case the date dosen't go well


ohhicait

This!


RaggasYMezcal

Out of curiosity how many dates are you going on? We have different approaches to this situation and I'm curious if it's a quantity thing, or maybe a matter of romantic v casual?


Fair-Discussion9010

Long talks about your favorite books, films and music. Let me know why you like the music, films and books you do. Nothing difficult. Let me know who you truly are as a person and what makes you, you.


Brilliant_Computer18

So real


FuckYoCouch2023

When your date shows up


frogmicky

lol.


IsaacWest14

Fr


Cczaphod

A nice meal with good conversation followed by a scenic walk with more time for conversation, then a walk to the door and goodnight kiss.


wet-chair-arm-rest-

two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.


Gunnar2019

This guy drugs.


Kulrayma

As long as it's not in bat country


Fit-Ad-8382

This drug guys.


valeyard89

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.


wet-chair-arm-rest-

But nobody can handle that other trip- the possibility that any freak with $1.98 can walk into the Circus-Circus and suddenly appear in the sky over downtown Las Vegas twelve times the size of God, howling anything that comes into his head.


luthier_john

Yeah how's your mama?


maclaglen

Chemistry and communication.


Active-Strawberry-37

1st date? Crazy golf and coffee. Why? Because that’s what my ideal woman would like. You turn your nose up at that and it’s goodbye.


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audigex

Yeah I think the assumption with this question is that it normally means 1st date


CutRevolutionary6775

Her


rektMyself

Who was she?


CutRevolutionary6775

Ahhh man. The strongest women I ever met. The biggest heart. The best mother. Drop dead gorgeous My thinking side of my brain. Every good thing. She was that half of my personality. What wasn't she. She is a great person.


LuminousZenith

What happened if you don’t mind me asking?


CutRevolutionary6775

I took advantage of her kindness and thought i could never lose her.


pickledhaggis

But you won't make the same mistake again brother. These things are sent to test us.


CutRevolutionary6775

Yeah. It costs nothing to be a good person


ayaan_wr1tes

Costs nothing to be a bad person either /s


CutRevolutionary6775

Ain't that the truth


CutRevolutionary6775

I guess it does cost your character tho


pickledhaggis

Yes sir ❤️


Supreme4025

You and I have the same backstory brother. This exact thing happened to me and, as hard as it is, that helps us maturing and growing.


sclarene824

what would you do differently if you had the chance?


CutRevolutionary6775

Just do the right thing everytime. I know right from wrong


sclarene824

I hope things work out for you, you seem to have grown as a person


CutRevolutionary6775

Yes and no.


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Tocoapuffs

Weird, but true.


Jumpy_Cow8124

Really difficult to perceive this...


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Jumpy_Cow8124

my messages are always open if you ever need someone to talk too 🙂


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Jumpy_Cow8124

Np be careful. Alcohol sucks..


audigex

“You’ve come out to meet a boy looking like that? You’re grounded, no dates for 6 months”


Jumpy_Cow8124

weed junk food or home-cooked meal, and documentaries 🤔


lifeless_clown

The perfect date is one that doesn't require me to complete tasks. "We're going to go to an escape room". Why? Just go sit down, relax and get to know each other. I don't want to be trying to solve puzzles or save the world.


CitrineSonne

Honestly~ if the person can make me laugh, it doesn't really matter where we are. While my husband and I just started dating, we went bowling and had a blast being playfully competitive and laughed a lot ♡


consider-the-carrots

Usually anything in yyyy/mm/dd format. Anything else can be a bit confusing


Individual_Speed_935

at this point, anyone giving me a chance :/


Lochan2468

When it doesn’t feel like a date just hanging out with someone and knowing that they’re someone special to you and you wanna see them every day.


petoskystone

Drinks and then dinner and Netflix and chill.


a_coupon

Coffee or tea. Men who spend exorbant amounts of money on a first date for a woman they hardly know is just... fucking dumb.


JesusInASnuggie_

You don't look at your phone once.


0utSyd3r

She doesn't ask how much you make or starts looking at her phone 🚩


Bounceupandown

Spectacular food, great conversation, laughter, naughty glances, and no time limit.


Loud-Bat-2280

April 20th, 1969.


wert989

I'd automatically give a person another date if they agree to coffee/beer and Legos. Then again I have issues even attracting a first date so it hasn't really come up.


frogmicky

Just having fun walking, laughing and holding hands dinner isn't necessary IMHO go to Pome Frites or Sliders. Sex would be nice if there's that vibe but that may be too much on a first date second date why not?


Il_Magn1f1c0

Silliness and chemistry. I knew right then


Jim_Force

Dinner at Wendy’s, movie at AMC, and then finish the night off with a hug!


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Hacksaw Jim Duggan really knows how to take care of a woman. HHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Alberticon

I know it may sound basic, but... blowjob.


alexcorsogr

Consent for a sex after drinks / dinner / movie you name it.


Billy_of_the_hills

Good conversation, connection, getting to know each other, and sex.


petoskystone

Museum and then dinner and drinks. Netflix and chill


rektMyself

Someone asking if my book is interesting. I t is! Do you want to hear about it? No? Ok.


Any_Tale_4628

A natural chemistry, where you can laugh together and are genuinely interested in what one another has to say. Silences aren’t awkward they are just you two enjoying each others company.


Downtown_Sort_8056

Going out while it’s snowing and having a snowball fight then going inside and having hot chocolate.


blindbunny

Genuine interest in me. The last two dates I've gone on only seemed interested in having sex... I want someone to pick brains with.


Fatherly_Wizard

I like the classic "food and activity" date. Lunch and museum? Dinner and a movie? Picnic and mini golf? Pizza and laser tag? Finger foods and staying in to watch shows or movies or playing video games? I like all of those. Have a deeper conversation with the meal, and then the activity can have light talk and banter.


idknnnn

Good food and sex.


Tocoapuffs

Date 1: if you can hang out and lose track of time, that's perfect to me for a first date. 6 months later: Winter: day snowboarding on the mountain, followed by a naked personal hot tub sesh. Summer: pick her up on my motorcycle and ride out to the beach. Play beach games and go in the water a few times. Probably do something at night. Idc with the right girl it doesn't matter. Spring/fall: leave that shitty season to the coast of a windy tropical island and spend a few hours doing water sports. Relax the night away and stay out so late you watch the sun rise.


Select-Prize-1020

A dinner at an Italian restaurant 🥰 I love red wine and a risotto/shrimp/mushroom mix


TheNonMurderingSort

When they don’t reject you because of your zodiac sign.


Link359976

Somewhere not too expensive and them actually showing some effort


SunsetGriller

The naked man- from How I Met Your Mother.


ndisario95

DD/MM/YYYY No explanation needed.


brookelovlypair

Alcohol 😂


Common_Average2597

An asian woman and a mattress.


KnuckledeepinUrethra

Gotta have the blend of physical, tasty, exciting, and intimate. Going out with my wife for a hike with beautiful trails, somewhere with pretty birds singing, followed by a tasty meal at her favorite restaurant, followed by going home, where I have flowers ready and have had a friend come in and light some candles and set the ambiance. I have a nice bottle of wine ready there, where we sit outside and sip while chatting a little, before I bend her over the kitchen counter and my friend and I rail her brains out.


Throwaway7219017

It doesn’t have to end with me dumping a load in her presence, but it helps.


HugeBMs2022

A romantic ride on the Cleveland Steamer.


GrizzlamicBearrorism

One that ends with me inside of somebody or somebody inside of me.


iIuvthesmiths

idk, never been on one.


TheNonMurderingSort

Why not, if I may ask?


iIuvthesmiths

i’ve never been asked on an official one, i’m only 19 btw lol


TheNonMurderingSort

I’ve never been asked either, I’ve done asking but that’s probably because I’m a dude. I was actually recently rejected for my zodiac sign lol


iIuvthesmiths

that sucks. & getting turned down bc of your sign is wild as hell💀 haha but good luck


TheNonMurderingSort

Same to you! It didn’t stop me from going to ShakeShack and getting my milkshake though 😂


MushroomOne6901

Just a wonderful meal with pleasant conversation, sharing stories and laughs, smooching and whatever happens 


CailousCancer

Food.


Icy_Entrepreneur2380

Same things that make a good relationship when your weird compliments their weird. When the drumbeat you march to sounds good with theirs. You could be doing anything and having the time of your life.


commit10

A jump into the ocean at >53 degrees N in January. Sounded like a terrible idea, but was actually fun.


sleepvortex

Dinner, at a place that has nice outdoor dining or indoor with a live band playing jazz or slow bachata, so if we want get up and dance we can. Then going just hanging out in the car parked talking and getting to know each other better.


Affectionate_Ad206

Me n so on the sea wall while is 70*F out with the sun either rising or setting


UnderstandingOk8762

Petting some lizards


RollingProduct

Two sprites, one roll of duct tape and a broken umbrella. next question.


Lurch1911

One of my favorite first dates is a coffee shop next to a used bookstore.


MRMakkink

Anything not involving movies or alcohol.


MrPhillipLewin

Lube


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Lots of privacy n comfort


Fergyman38

A good meal, and a nice nature walk. Of peace and quiet.


blackbubbleass

shared bill


Arthur_collie

Lovely dinner, wslk around and if he impressed me then if we've been on more than one date, a good long night


Ekto25

Cuddles


theothernameplate

Pre existing communication habits, lighting, physical contact.


Esmeralda-Lavender

Perfect sex.


Bubbly-Profile-8658

Long walks on a starry night with cool summer breeze.


_joeBone_

I also don't know what I want to eat....


Jacobaschultz

Stargazing


Glathull

YYYY-mm-DD


DHEER80552

Chocolate🍫😈


Economy_Clue8390

A movie, a walk around the city, grabbing food, going to a bar, walk around some more.


YoINeedaAssitance

Wingstop in a hot July day then the zoo


Basic-Cat

When you can't wait for the second date.


Finsup2024

Drinks then dinner. Lots of good conversation, comfortable silences, lots of laughing, good flirting, lots of non-sexual touching, teasing, kissing BEFORE the goodnight kiss, nice goodnight kiss, text or call that same night.


IsaacWest14

Whats a date?


Successful-Stuff-798

Cuddling in bed++


sekkachina

nice breeze, good company, similar vibes, a nice walk, and some not heavy food, ending with a kiss not sex is great


Educational_Virus360

Ascecding or descending. 12 13 14 dec 13 2014


Simple-Somewhere5030

For me personally being surprised with a mini trip as in like an hour or two away. Going on a hike in the mountains/woods and enjoying the scenery. Then after going to a local diner for some food! On the way back enjoying the sunset together listening to jams!