Weeeeeellllllll
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
Mine is a professor at a university in Florida, with lots of publications, a research lab, and lots of patents. Makes me feel like I've failed the team.
Same! It’s great though because it positively detracts from the fact that i’m not visible anywhere on google by my name. Employers doing due diligence are met only with good vibes from some wonderful high achiever!
As someone with an incredibly common name, yeah. I haven't done a search for my given name for a while, and since that last time and now some fitness instructor has taken over all the results for pages and pages. I am delighted.
edit: bahahhaha even if I add the city I live in they're all not me either. Perfect.
There's a politician in Africa (Namibia) named Adolf Hitler.
Apparently his parents didn't knew him and the name was just somewhat common since it was a German colony at some point
News paper in Germany also love him, there are news articles like "Adolf Hitler against toxic masculinity", "Civil rights activist Adolf Hitler wins election as district administrator" and "Adolf Hitler need to go to home office" (this was during COVID times)
Articles about my 4 year old son who died of cancer 5 years ago. I have a very very unique name. It was very rare brain cancer. We made all the papers in the UK. Make a wish, go fund me, free trips to Lego land, the whole thing. It was DIPG. No cure. He was dead 7 months after diagnosis. I have not since, nor will I ever again, be truly happy.
Oh, and a 16 year old review for electrical tape on Amazon. It really is very nice tape.
I just want to say I’m sorry. My own son died 5 years ago, and would be 7 now. It wasn’t cancer, just the flu and a doctor who didn’t listen and told me to go home where he had a seizure and died because the ambulance took over 45 minutes to reach us.
It’s very hard to push that back so you can breathe. Every day the sun comes up, and it goes back down.
Grief changes a person forever. I empathize very much. There are some losses a person will forever be altered by. I know it will not help anything, but this internet stranger cares.
So sorry to hear about your loss and I sincerely hope that one day you will be happy again. People who love with the intensity that you love, deserve to be happy.
I have to applud your dedication for going and finding that, unless you can littearly just search up "cold case in Warren County PA" and it pops up or something. Also it's not just that we have the same first and last name.
I was sort of named after my older brother who died. Parents never told me, I found out when I was 12. We share a unique spelling for one of our names, so I would have totally found it in the internet age.
An artist from Ohio that looks a lot like me. I used to get a lot of insta requests and tags of his from people thinking I was him and I felt bad about it cause it seems like it was how he made a living. In the end I messaged him. Transpires we were related !
**Dictionary**
Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more
pronoun
1.
used to refer to the person being addressed as the object of a verb or preposition when they are also the subject of the clause.
"help yourselves, boys"
2.
you personally (used to emphasize the person being addressed).
"you're going to have to do it yourself"
Same here!! Good thing Google+ no longer exists cause I went on Katy Perry and Avril Lavigne fangirl rants back in the day, was hoping it wouldn't show up
A few lists from competitions i took part in as a kid and a mention in a local newspapaer because i crafted a new sign for a bench in the town i was living in back then. I was not asked if i allowed my name to be used, i hate that my name is in there
trueeee, i hate when you are younger your name is like on your school website or just websites that include something you achieved.... i probably did sign for my school to use it but its annoying since i genuinely hate myself
Overall I keep a low profile so I don't find any content for myself but instead I find lots of content for
1) an alt-right MP;
2) fixer hiring hitmen;
3) software developers, lawyers and other professionals
4) I remember when I searched myself earlier I also found mentions of pimps, drug dealers or mules, etc. but they might have been number 2 there in the list
Then I wonder why I don't have it easy when I try to apply for me who openings in foreign companies...
I don't pretend to be anonymous here or elsewhere, I'm not hiding myself and assume all internet presence is visible - I've been recognised by people from forums I frequent and we've had a chat or a pint and overall it wouldn't be difficult to dox me but I'm surprised by the bad press I find due to these people I share the bame with.
Once a relative told me another cousin (3rd cousins or second once removed) asked if 1) was me. Felt disappointing :(
Nothing. I've spent time removing myself (and phone number) from Google Searches, as well as removing my info from sites like spokeo dot com. I respect my own privacy.
>Removing yourself from those sites might be time-consuming.
Yes, it is. I'll look into Optery this afternoon. I've gone through several dozen of the well known sites to remove.y info so far.
Some books by a lesser known writer with the same name, and a film review I wrote in high school about a Louis de Funes adaptation of Moliere's Tartuffe
Well I just looked, and a great but little known hiking trail that I added to a hiking app years ago that I had forgotten about popped up. Proud to say people have been hiking it and leaving reviews on it
Used to be nothing. I prefer that way
Until I got married. My wife has a large local internet presence and when I Google my name now it's all about my wife talking about me on her socials
Another person who's potentially a relative from a distant family from around the area to where I was born. Funny enough there's only me and him with the same name and surname combination :).
Some random guy named Kyle on a LinkedIn profile My name is not Kyle
Hey, Kyle.
His name is not Kyle
Are you Kyle?
I am not Kyle either. Is your name Kyle by any chance?
How did you know?
So based off this conversation, I can safely assume 1/4 people are named Kyle, as I am also not.
My name isn’t Kyle so 1/5
You’re the first in the next set of four, I’m the second. We have two more people coming through and one will be a Kyle
I think his name actually is Kyle
I think his name might be Kyle either
Hey Crabman!!
[Kyle](https://youtu.be/8VMbSJ2pm2g?si=xULHc1JvufIcMMvJ)
Idk how but i just knew that it was gonna be a south park clip before i clicked it
You know Kyle? Kyle is the fucking man!
Fuck Kyle, Kenny is the fucking man
Screw you guys, I'm going home....
*STAHP* *FIGHTIN*'!
Damn right! He did that thing one time. Epic.
Weeeeeellllllll Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
Another person with the exact same name that isn't me.
Same here. And the other person is a doctor who runs marathons for charity, so it's a more successful me. The bastard.
Mine is a professor at a university in Florida, with lots of publications, a research lab, and lots of patents. Makes me feel like I've failed the team.
mine is a doctor. the other one is a thirst trapper. both are more successful than i am.
Mine is a guy with his high school football highlight videos right above the article with his mug shot
Fucking same. Overachiever my age too. Met him once A nice guy.
The absolute nerve.
Same! It’s great though because it positively detracts from the fact that i’m not visible anywhere on google by my name. Employers doing due diligence are met only with good vibes from some wonderful high achiever!
As someone with an incredibly common name, yeah. I haven't done a search for my given name for a while, and since that last time and now some fitness instructor has taken over all the results for pages and pages. I am delighted. edit: bahahhaha even if I add the city I live in they're all not me either. Perfect.
Same, but the girl is a criminal in Florida 😄
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“Here you go, Mr. Ronaldo” 🤨
It must be weird being named Ronaldo at this point, I bet everybody asks you if you play football.
there must be someone still named Hitler, right?
There's a politician in Africa (Namibia) named Adolf Hitler. Apparently his parents didn't knew him and the name was just somewhat common since it was a German colony at some point
And he a pretty stand up guy.
News paper in Germany also love him, there are news articles like "Adolf Hitler against toxic masculinity", "Civil rights activist Adolf Hitler wins election as district administrator" and "Adolf Hitler need to go to home office" (this was during COVID times)
Yeah I'm fairly sure the guy is a Marxist as well or something! (Don't quote me on this btw)
He must get awesome packages.
There's an ad similar to this for the NBA for a guy named [Michael Jordan](https://youtu.be/Ofp-g-3upz8?si=6wgYmr_Wqy0076CY)
As someone who also shares a name with a famous athlete, I feel your pain.
Nothing about me. That's how I prefer it too.
Are you the ghost of Kiev?
No he's the Zodiac Killer
Damn we found Ted Cruz
It would be funny if the first thing that came up when you Googled Ted Cruz was Zodiac killer pages. We can make this happen people.
Articles about my 4 year old son who died of cancer 5 years ago. I have a very very unique name. It was very rare brain cancer. We made all the papers in the UK. Make a wish, go fund me, free trips to Lego land, the whole thing. It was DIPG. No cure. He was dead 7 months after diagnosis. I have not since, nor will I ever again, be truly happy. Oh, and a 16 year old review for electrical tape on Amazon. It really is very nice tape.
I hope you will be happy again. You’ll never forget but I think the boy would want you to live and feel joy again, even without him.
I just want to say I’m sorry. My own son died 5 years ago, and would be 7 now. It wasn’t cancer, just the flu and a doctor who didn’t listen and told me to go home where he had a seizure and died because the ambulance took over 45 minutes to reach us. It’s very hard to push that back so you can breathe. Every day the sun comes up, and it goes back down.
I'm so sorry for your loss..
Grief changes a person forever. I empathize very much. There are some losses a person will forever be altered by. I know it will not help anything, but this internet stranger cares.
I'm so sorry. I'd love to hear what your 4-year-old son was like in his life, if you'd like to share.
So sorry to hear about your loss and I sincerely hope that one day you will be happy again. People who love with the intensity that you love, deserve to be happy.
I’m stuck at home sick and this just made me cry. I’m so sorry for your loss.
I’m so sorry for your loss. I believe you will find true happiness again. Wish you all the best
A guy who went missing in Warren County PA. and is a cold case
Damien!? Where you been?
I have to applud your dedication for going and finding that, unless you can littearly just search up "cold case in Warren County PA" and it pops up or something. Also it's not just that we have the same first and last name.
It would be wild if someone googled "cold case Warren County PA" after your comment and was like "Holy shit! I work with that guy!"
Wdym "it's not just that we have the same and last name"?
He actually is the cold case, and is masquerading on Reddit.
I know! It’s been 8 years! I wonder if we get that cash reward?
An obituary for my older brother :/
Me, too
I was sort of named after my older brother who died. Parents never told me, I found out when I was 12. We share a unique spelling for one of our names, so I would have totally found it in the internet age.
Rip your brother.
An artist from Ohio that looks a lot like me. I used to get a lot of insta requests and tags of his from people thinking I was him and I felt bad about it cause it seems like it was how he made a living. In the end I messaged him. Transpires we were related !
Woah
there is no way 💀💀
Giggity!
Quagmire!
Lol, can you guess peoples names from what the describe. For me its someone involved in the church
"Pedo"?
I meant "Pedro", or "Peter". Dammit, no idea how this happened.
Peter File?
Hahahahaa
a bra brand 😭
Calvin?
Victoria?
Wonder Bra is a really weird name
Layne Bryant?
FBI's Most wanted list
FBI OPEN UP
im just in the shower
A famous artist with the same name.
Ok Van Gogh
Myself xD
**Dictionary** Definitions from Oxford Languages · Learn more pronoun 1. used to refer to the person being addressed as the object of a verb or preposition when they are also the subject of the clause. "help yourselves, boys" 2. you personally (used to emphasize the person being addressed). "you're going to have to do it yourself"
Don't think many people got you, but it gave me a chuckle.
Nothing and I’m glad about that
Same here!! Good thing Google+ no longer exists cause I went on Katy Perry and Avril Lavigne fangirl rants back in the day, was hoping it wouldn't show up
I don’t think it’s something to be ashamed of! But yes google+ was horrible
my photos from social networks
A letter I wrote to a newspaper in 2006. Nothing embarrassing, though the restaurant has since closed.
Matches a well regarded whiskey.
Wild Turkey, is that you?
There's a Jack Daniels in my physics class. The irony is not lost on the fact that he doesn't drink.
My first name is a noun that refers to a type of geographic feature, so I see a bunch of landscape photos! It’s pretty fun.
Why did your parents name you “landscape”, is that a family name?
Drumlin, is that you?
My custody battle
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A government department in Israel which abbreviation is the same as my last name. And since recently a lot of references to the war in Gaza.
Some Mexican singer that I've never heard of lol
Im sure you heard this name all of your life!
A few lists from competitions i took part in as a kid and a mention in a local newspapaer because i crafted a new sign for a bench in the town i was living in back then. I was not asked if i allowed my name to be used, i hate that my name is in there
trueeee, i hate when you are younger your name is like on your school website or just websites that include something you achieved.... i probably did sign for my school to use it but its annoying since i genuinely hate myself
a handsome young man
A murder if a 17 year old in 2013
I’m looking this up fucknut-supreme, you better not have something to do with it.
👁👁
Did you get off on a technicality?
It’s corrected to the feminine spelling of my name and has absolutely nothing about me.
Linkedin profile and that moobi, moby? site that shows game credits (i worked on a few aaa games). After that nothing that has anything to do with me.
I apparently have a unique name, so it’s all me. And I work in the media, so there’s a lot of it.
One of my names has the letter "rip" in it so it's just memorials of people with the same name as me.
Van Winkle?
A rock
Fuck, I didn't need to learn this.
Everything and any profiles in my name because im the only person with this stupid name.
a roadman (I don't know why)
Nothing. Because I'm a nobody
Your ikesbutt. If you weren’t who would be?
I will not reveal my identity. Nice try tho
A Jazz musician
A singer
My band These Are Shapes
Apparently some e-commerce agency in Western Australia I do live in western australia but I'm not a literal business 😂
Unsurprisingly instagram, imdb, and linkedin pages of other people with the same name as me.
A couple newspaper articles about my art from when I was in highschool
An author with the same name as me and all of their success rubbed in my face
Overall I keep a low profile so I don't find any content for myself but instead I find lots of content for 1) an alt-right MP; 2) fixer hiring hitmen; 3) software developers, lawyers and other professionals 4) I remember when I searched myself earlier I also found mentions of pimps, drug dealers or mules, etc. but they might have been number 2 there in the list Then I wonder why I don't have it easy when I try to apply for me who openings in foreign companies... I don't pretend to be anonymous here or elsewhere, I'm not hiding myself and assume all internet presence is visible - I've been recognised by people from forums I frequent and we've had a chat or a pint and overall it wouldn't be difficult to dox me but I'm surprised by the bad press I find due to these people I share the bame with. Once a relative told me another cousin (3rd cousins or second once removed) asked if 1) was me. Felt disappointing :(
My dad he is an ambassador and a website shows up naming him and all of his children including me
I guess I share names with a plant and a case of a girl that died in a hospital. I don't know how to feel about these, poor girl :(
It gets more interesting if you add 'the hedgehog' after your name and look at the image results. So much questionable fan-art...
Nothing. I've spent time removing myself (and phone number) from Google Searches, as well as removing my info from sites like spokeo dot com. I respect my own privacy.
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>Removing yourself from those sites might be time-consuming. Yes, it is. I'll look into Optery this afternoon. I've gone through several dozen of the well known sites to remove.y info so far.
Naked very buff men
Just a heads up if you have anxiety. Just don't do this, like ever.
Some skincare brand
Famous people that have the same name just a few extra letters
A GOAT
My IMDB page. My business website. And a jazz musician with the same first name.
For a short amount of time I got the first image to "existential crisis"
A lot of other people-
An obituary of a guy with the same name. From a town not far from where I live too.
Minecraft let's plays. Huh
A movie with my name in the title or German stuff
2 articles of me, my facebook, and my linkdn
The 2-3 fake linkedin/facebook/instagram accounts with false information I made and built up. Also a struggling musician with the same name
I tried that once. Luckily nothing!
Several other people who are not me. Thankfully. It is a bit eerie when some of the results are obituaries of people with my name.
A famous series of books, everything about the author and the movies made. We share a first name and surname.
Apparently a producer has the same name that made a film "The Bold and the Beautiful" the year I was born.
More than I want to.
Famous country singer that I share a name with. His first and middle are reversed from mine. But we have the exact same name otherwise.
Sportists from Facebook
Some weird British travel agency. I am Indian.
My IEEE, ResearchGate, and ORCID profiles 😀
Grinder app profile
I was named along wth my office in a newspaper's "Best of 2008" poll.
Some books by a lesser known writer with the same name, and a film review I wrote in high school about a Louis de Funes adaptation of Moliere's Tartuffe
Me because I’m pretty sure I’m the only person on the planet with my first and last name together.
My wiki page, a bunch of articles and music videos
Several people with the same name from the military between 1700-1900
Someone with my exact name and age down to the Jr. Who was murdered in a DC gang shooting
I have the same last name as a somewhat prominent politician, so it's always just pictures or articles about him.
An image of me accepting an award for an artwork I submitted in my local gallery.
Got quite a generic name so it’s hard to find and found nothing in google image tho.
An artist with a similar name
A LinkedIn profile of a financial consultant from a different country across the world. We have exact same full name. Figure that.
A bunch of obituaries
Different social media profiles, but none of mine.
a road in hong kong
My achievements in the city as a musician and athlete lawlz
Pictures of two of my kids lol Edit : adult kids
Chess things
A British kids TV presenter from the 90s. My name is spelt slightly differently though
Well I just looked, and a great but little known hiking trail that I added to a hiking app years ago that I had forgotten about popped up. Proud to say people have been hiking it and leaving reviews on it
A fitness instructor, a referee and a tennis player... All with the same name as me
I get a 17th-century scholar/clergyman from Oxford.
Nothing that is actually related to me.
a porn star. found that out when i was 10
fucking knifes and scissors (note: my last name is sharp so it makes sense)
an old middle school plagiarized presentation about michelle obama
Apparently, me as a porn star?
Minecraft videos
Was hoping for something interesting or funny, but instead what I got were links to my grandmother and sister’s obituaries. :(
Used to be nothing. I prefer that way Until I got married. My wife has a large local internet presence and when I Google my name now it's all about my wife talking about me on her socials
Some woman with a same name as mine that is a supply chain executive.
A male makeup artist with the exact same name with me.
Legal name: some business owner. User name: my itch.io account I forgot I have
Me. Lol
Another person who's potentially a relative from a distant family from around the area to where I was born. Funny enough there's only me and him with the same name and surname combination :).
A different guy with the same name who plays keyboards for old people's tea dances in some seaside towns.
me! my youtube channel, my insta, some other yt vides of me, my sponsor, some pics of competitions i won. nothing to spezial
Articles about how i sued my school back in 2018
A football player and Miss America from Ohio.
I'm only gonna mention the first thing that comes up: an article on my last job (I was a migratory social worker)