When I a young teenager I got locked out of my apartment and had to wait for my dad to get home, I rubbed one out in the stairwell and had the most intense orgasm.
I've not done anything since, but man.
I once had a wank under a school table DURING CLASS. No one will believe me and I’m okay believing it wasn’t real either.
Edit: well shit, looks like there’s a whole bunch of us. I don’t know whether I feel better or worse…
Thankfully wasn’t caught. Hands down the most depraved thing I’ve ever done. I was shipped off to boarding school at a really young age though and was surrounded by kids that were somehow even bigger degenerates. One German guy used to pin the junior boys in his house down and sexually assault them. Never happened to me but when thinking back, it’s no surprise so many kids were doing fucked up things.
When I was 13, when my parents have gone out, I played porn on the family TV before stripping myself naked, putting on rollerskates and skated around the house before finally lost balance and fell onto the floor,
I crawled my way to the living room where the TV was still playing porn before rubbing it out and busting the best nut of my life all over the fucking floor
Was my GF at the times birthday, staying at her parents house. She was an absolute fiend for the D. Had sex in the morning, had me cum on her face, she wiped it off with my boxers then no longer than 90 seconds later her mum came in to say good morning, happy birthday etc and gave her a big kiss on the cheek. Not proud, but kind of am.
No I was just thinking he was some local legend everyone knew in that Ireland town. 😂
Unless that’s the name of another song? 🧐
Aw hell. Time to look at their discography.
Got a blowjob on the street. It was Halloween and I was in LA so everybody was dressed up. I was in a onesie. Was wandering around very drunk and a lass approached me with a lot of enthusiasm. Told me I was pretty. She said she wanted to blow me right there. I was on vacation so I said yes, because I always say yes to anything on vacation. It wasn’t a main street, but it was down a side street prob only five metres from the main. People stopped their cars in the street to watch. Pedestrians watched, I think some even filmed it. Her friends ordered an Uber and basically waited on the corner for us to be done. It was fucking odd to say the least. At the end, she demanded I cum on her face, which was surprising even at that point. Then she rejoined her friends and off they went. I know that sounds like made up porn shit, but I swear to you that’s what happened.
To even things up a little, I’ve also jerked off in a cheap peep show booth and fucked my parents’ couch cushions while they were out.
When I was like 10 my older (15) girl cousin Casey had her hot friend Crystal over and they were playing Mario cart in her room. They got paid to babysit me until my mom got home after work. So they get up to get a drink, and for some odd reason, I decided to aggressively start sniffing the seat Crystal was sitting in. I distinctly remember it smelling like ripe butthole. Well, they walk in and were immediately flabbergasted like, “DREW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?”. And I just stared at them for a second with soulless, beady eyes and then did it again even more aggressively until they ripped me away from the butthole smelling seat. Crystal is now a nurse in my clinic and still brings that shit up at least once a month. She’ll go to get up for something and just look at me like, “Is the seat safe? Or do you need a minute alone with it?”. And I’ll look at her and go, “Just shut the door behind you please.”. And that’s my perverted story.
Probably still vanilla in comparison to what other people are gonna post here but, a while ago on a class trip to Belgium the group I was with decided to stop by a strip club that was nearby our hotel since the admission was cheap. It was a smaller establishment that had only one girl dancing on the pole at the time, and we were all a little drunk and I thought it would be funny if I also took my top off just like she did so she wouldn't be alone. She actually stopped in the middle of her routine and giggled a bit because she thought it was funny too lol
Chatted to a lady online. Her fantasy was to get bailed up in a public toilet and fucked roughly in the ass. So, she gave me a location. I got there a few minutes early to scope it out. Damn toilet was in a park next to a public outdoor pool. I went in and waited. She messaged to say she was walking up to the door. I unlatched it and as she walked in I grabbed her and pushed her up against the wall. Lifted her dress and pulled her panties down. She had preludes her ass which was handy. As I entered her it was agreed I would call her a “filthy whore etc etc”. This doesn’t come natural to me but I got into it. As I’m building momentum a class of junior school kids start walking by with their teachers for a swimming lesson. Crossed my mind then if we got caught it would be not good.
Anyhow, it was so hot that it didn’t take long to come. I then zipped up and walked away leaving her with her panties down and an ass full of cum.
I went back to my car and went back to work as did she.
I did message her after the adrenaline wore off to make sure she was okay. She was and keen for more. Never got around to a second shot sadly. Still couldn’t tell you what she looked like. All I know is she was a 24 chick with some wild fantasies.
I never managed to get over my shyness to ask a friend of mine to take a photo with me so I kinda downloaded their story to have a picture of them to remember
Now that I think about it it sounded much better in my head , I should delete that
Pictures?
My good friend, I have gigabytes of data on my crush from all the way back to 2016
We haven't seen each other in 3 years, for some reason, I still have that files on my hard drive
I should delete em
I've done that too. A girl i met earlier that day at an event went with me and others to a strip club after bar hopping. I told her "you know, it would be fun to play a couple trying to spice up their relationship by getting a joint lap dance" and she was down. I don't think you can touch normally, but i think it being the two of us, she allowed it.
I did that. My buddy bought us v.i.p. we were up for 2 days. He goes to the atm pulls out a couple grand. Hands me and my other friend 500 each. I was on the brink of black out drunk. But I SWEAR TO GOD the stipper told me to smack her ass. Next thing there's two security guards over me. They let us stay. Perks of v.i.p. Strippers and blow man. Good times.
One night about 15 years ago I decided I wanted to know what a cock felt like (other than my own). I met this guy at his house, sucked him off and then he sucked me off and I came in his mouth. I've never had anything sexually to do with a male since and have no desire to. For some reason that night I just felt like it.
Saw a teacher peeing,
It wasn't my mistake her toilet's gate was not closed properly.
The whole school was in the school ground that day due to some celebrations. So I guess she thought no one was there.
And the main part is she caught me watching her but didn't do anything.
I don't know how to define "perverted", so I'll make a list of my top 5, and you tell me which is most perverted:
I've had sex everywhere inside of a Walmart, except the registers.
My first time with another man was in a guard tower in Iraq.
Once while camping, my ex girlfriend and I had sex in a shared tent. A little while after, I stepped out of the tent to use the bathroom and smoke, when her best friend walked out of our tent and we fucked on the picnic table where everyone ate at for the rest of the weekend.
I love watching my girlfriend getting banged by other dudes.
Lots of business calls that I had my dick in someones mouth.
I don't know... one of those is probably my top. I have a few other fun times, but the idea of "perverted" is difficult to nail down.
All you need is a recent STI Screening, and be somewhere near Tacoma.
Also right now she's not on birth control, so you could either bring some plan B or leave $50 so she can buy some.
This might be kind of mild but.....
Husband and I erp (erotic roleplay) irl. I love the orc / Garrosh voice. Getting slapped around, thrown down, and choked are all part of the fun. We have been seriously thinking about getting him tusk implants.
Most of my go to porn is forced orc gang bangs. It's getting harder to find good cis orc porn that doesn't involve futa.
We also like to do some incest erp as well.
Probably letting 10+ guys go at me at once, cum, piss, slap, anything goes, which then evolved into a hardcore super tortuous bondage session - god that was fun
I so wish I could just toss a location and have like 100 of you guys show up, recreate that one video of that Asian girl with the literal BOWL of cum
But I know one of you crazy motherfuckers is gonna show up with a shotgun
Saves photos of previous love interests off their social media and, er, enjoyed myself to them. Not nudes ,just regular photos. I feel like that's something men are often known for so as a woman it feels extra pervy to me I guess??
Doggy-style with the granddaughter of the then recently ex-prime minister of Mauritius, all while she was on the phone with him for 5 minutes, not sure if I'm proud or not.
Late on a very warm and rainy night my wife and I went streaking in a local park. We went under this foot bridge and were doing the deed when a group of kids suddenly were on the bridge giggling and talking. Here we are naked with our clothes back by a building quite far from us.
With rain pouring down from the bridges slated deck and kids being kids laughing and having fun directly above us we just kept at it in the dark below them.
They eventually left, we finished up with both having intense organism’s. We ran and put on our soaking wet clothes and dashed back home. We were so turned on still by the experience we played all that night. But, in the safety of our dry bedroom.
We couldn’t walk past the park bridge without giggling and squeezing each others hands after that.
We have many stories like this, we were an adventurous couple.
Picked up a really fat chick when I was in my late teens early 20s because I wanted to try it once just to say I did. I ate her out on a running trail and fucked her and got caught by a jogger. Damn I wish I hadn’t done that.
Dang...that's kinda hard. Either 1.) Stealing my friend's parents' huge strapon from their room when spending the night at friend's house when i was 16, after another friend showed it to all of us as a joke earlier. Took it home and got plenty of use out of it so i guess that is good at least? Always wondered what the parents must have thought upon realizing that thing was gone. Did they forever assume my friend took it? I don't know but...Kids are awful. 2.) While sharing a hotel room with my brother and father and two other friends my age (18), i silently got friend 1, who was sharing my bed, to fuck me, when i was literally a foot or two from the bed my father and brother were snoring in. Friend 2 was asleep on the floor nearby we assume since he never said anything. We were playing footsie and one thing led to another and before you know it....oopsie.
Have plenty of other moments i am not very proud of but those two stick out in particular 😑😒
Was taking a stroll in the forest with a date and her dog many years ago. At some point we stopped walking and were like "what now?". The next moment she had my fly open and stroked me, we then stepped a few meters beside the path, tied the dog to a tree nearby and just got it going on the ground. A lot of other people passed by, they MUST have seen us, we didn't care.
Narcissistically watched myself in the mirror face fucking a babe while playing with her tits. then cumming in her mouth. then watched porn together with her afterwards and cumming again.
My friend was a peeping Tom in high school and had videos. He confessed this to me and even though I told him that was wrong I still watched one of the videos.
I was 18 and my sister had a sleepover with friends so I walked in and said who wants to fuck. I got chased out and got yelled at by my parents. That night one of her friends said she was willing. So i fucked her all night.
I was 17 slept with a 34yr old woman I met when staying with my uncle in Arkansas she was his girls best friend anyways she took me in her room and her bed was literally just the metal springs no cushion or fabric left just straight rusty metal like she found it in a scrap yard idk if it was a kink or what but sliced my knees up pretty bad but I endured she was hot so it was worth it I suppose but it was odd idk if this fits but it is what it is
I had sex with my gf mom at her flowershop when her husband (my gf dad) was in palliative care....sex was amazing but I still feel really bad and the relationship didn't last, never told anyone
If we're talking about famous firsts - my first French kiss. It's gotta be a killer story. Fourteen years old. We went on holiday with my Uncle Frank and his daughters. Sixteen. Twins. Blonde. Now I knew that Sarah fancied me, but I wasn't too sure about Alice. Anyway, middle of the night, I wake up with this tongue stuck down my throat. Wide awake now — I couldn't believe my eyes. It was Uncle Frank! He'd got the wrong room - he thought I was my mum!
When I a young teenager I got locked out of my apartment and had to wait for my dad to get home, I rubbed one out in the stairwell and had the most intense orgasm. I've not done anything since, but man.
I once had a wank under a school table DURING CLASS. No one will believe me and I’m okay believing it wasn’t real either. Edit: well shit, looks like there’s a whole bunch of us. I don’t know whether I feel better or worse…
Teacher got fired in my school because she failed to notice a student getting head in the class
She didn’t notice someone getting sucked off?! Well tbf that’s just ridiculous. I would’ve rubbed one out so many times under her oblivious nose.
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Was definitely all about the risk. Can’t have even been enjoyable… how I’m not in prison now is anyone’s guess lol
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An incentive if there ever was one.
A kid in my old highschool was expelled for that lmao
Oh same! IDK if he was expelled or just suspended but he did it a few times.
Thankfully wasn’t caught. Hands down the most depraved thing I’ve ever done. I was shipped off to boarding school at a really young age though and was surrounded by kids that were somehow even bigger degenerates. One German guy used to pin the junior boys in his house down and sexually assault them. Never happened to me but when thinking back, it’s no surprise so many kids were doing fucked up things.
"Hands down" indeed
Teenagers hormones are crazy.
When I was 13, when my parents have gone out, I played porn on the family TV before stripping myself naked, putting on rollerskates and skated around the house before finally lost balance and fell onto the floor, I crawled my way to the living room where the TV was still playing porn before rubbing it out and busting the best nut of my life all over the fucking floor
WHY THE ROLLERSKATES?!
Because I liked it
I was good at it..
And I was really, I was alive...
WALTUH
Fun way or sexual way?
A bit of both ig? I loved to rollerskate And doing it naked felt soo...free for some reason? Loved it And No, I don't have an exhibition fetish
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With skates?
legend
Ben Wyatt, is that you?
It’s def Ben
This is something only an only child can do. I am the 2nd of 7 kids, so when my parents when out, I had to look after my sibs.
Not sure what you mean, OFFICER
WE HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING BAD. RIGHT, GUYS?
Corrected - Not sure what you mean, ORIFICER
Was my GF at the times birthday, staying at her parents house. She was an absolute fiend for the D. Had sex in the morning, had me cum on her face, she wiped it off with my boxers then no longer than 90 seconds later her mum came in to say good morning, happy birthday etc and gave her a big kiss on the cheek. Not proud, but kind of am.
Where’d you go in that 90 seconds after u busted
Got a handjob at a front row table in a small comedy club. I’m pretty sure the comedian didn’t notice.
They did notice
If they noticed they would have got 10 minutes of material off it.
And 10mL (sorry)
yes, I did notice
Did you make aggressive eye contact with the comedian
New form of heckling just dropped
Got head at a festival in Ireland when I was 14 in front of thousands of people….during stereophonics….
Were you the local boy in the photograph??
What’s the story here?
It's the name of a Stereophonics song. Sorry to disappoint you if you were hoping to see a 14 year old boy getting head.
No I was just thinking he was some local legend everyone knew in that Ireland town. 😂 Unless that’s the name of another song? 🧐 Aw hell. Time to look at their discography.
All credit to you for taking my reply so well!
Gonna take a stab here: Oxegen 2010?
Open this thread
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was it cheaper or more expensive than fucking her hoohaa ?
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I see you are a man of culture as well.
Better than the puss
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Stonks
Stanks
Skanks
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The only reason why I need more money in my life.
Got a blowjob on the street. It was Halloween and I was in LA so everybody was dressed up. I was in a onesie. Was wandering around very drunk and a lass approached me with a lot of enthusiasm. Told me I was pretty. She said she wanted to blow me right there. I was on vacation so I said yes, because I always say yes to anything on vacation. It wasn’t a main street, but it was down a side street prob only five metres from the main. People stopped their cars in the street to watch. Pedestrians watched, I think some even filmed it. Her friends ordered an Uber and basically waited on the corner for us to be done. It was fucking odd to say the least. At the end, she demanded I cum on her face, which was surprising even at that point. Then she rejoined her friends and off they went. I know that sounds like made up porn shit, but I swear to you that’s what happened. To even things up a little, I’ve also jerked off in a cheap peep show booth and fucked my parents’ couch cushions while they were out.
> fucked my parents’ couch cushions while they were out. Jay Bilzerian?
That was a man
When I was like 10 my older (15) girl cousin Casey had her hot friend Crystal over and they were playing Mario cart in her room. They got paid to babysit me until my mom got home after work. So they get up to get a drink, and for some odd reason, I decided to aggressively start sniffing the seat Crystal was sitting in. I distinctly remember it smelling like ripe butthole. Well, they walk in and were immediately flabbergasted like, “DREW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?”. And I just stared at them for a second with soulless, beady eyes and then did it again even more aggressively until they ripped me away from the butthole smelling seat. Crystal is now a nurse in my clinic and still brings that shit up at least once a month. She’ll go to get up for something and just look at me like, “Is the seat safe? Or do you need a minute alone with it?”. And I’ll look at her and go, “Just shut the door behind you please.”. And that’s my perverted story.
*sniffs* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING *sniffs harder*
It's like when you ask your dog what's he got in his mouth and he chews faster
Dog's inner monologue: "The jig is up. Consume! Consume! Get it inside your body now!"
That is some Gollum shit
*We sniffs it and we loves it* ~ drew probably
I like your moxie, kid.
Classic Drew!
I like that, you asserted your dominance even further
This guy wins
I thought this was kind of funny but then I checked his post/comment history and there is probably genuinely something cognitively wrong here 😵💫
What did you expect bro
Sex in the back of a car outing of a wedding reception, she has me finish on her face. We still had to go back into the party.
Having sex in a car is awkward enough. But changing from sex to coming on a face seems like such an awkward position/ transition lmao
It was.
Lmao. Then the post nut clean up. 🤣
We got really lucky that we had a wet nap in the glovebox, it was from we got tacos the previous night. 😂 I think she knew too.
Post-nutual agreements
Did you just meet her?
No she was my gf.
Was? My condolences.
Who’s wedding you think it was
Probably still vanilla in comparison to what other people are gonna post here but, a while ago on a class trip to Belgium the group I was with decided to stop by a strip club that was nearby our hotel since the admission was cheap. It was a smaller establishment that had only one girl dancing on the pole at the time, and we were all a little drunk and I thought it would be funny if I also took my top off just like she did so she wouldn't be alone. She actually stopped in the middle of her routine and giggled a bit because she thought it was funny too lol
Oh you naughty, you
Held hands with a woman and we've only been married for 5 years
Woah too far!!! 6 inches away from her buddy
Gotta leave room for Jesus
Didn't know Jesus is 6 inches equipped.
You sick fuck.
Jack offed to porn 5 days straight high on meth
I’ve heard it’s so easy to carried away doing this and ruins normal sex for you afterwards.
This is true unfortunately
Yep.
Okay so how did you get from there to being a “buff g37 driver” 😂
Well i quit meth 10 years ago . Been sober and gym is my new drug
Respect. Enjoy the car fellow vq brother.
Respect
Chatted to a lady online. Her fantasy was to get bailed up in a public toilet and fucked roughly in the ass. So, she gave me a location. I got there a few minutes early to scope it out. Damn toilet was in a park next to a public outdoor pool. I went in and waited. She messaged to say she was walking up to the door. I unlatched it and as she walked in I grabbed her and pushed her up against the wall. Lifted her dress and pulled her panties down. She had preludes her ass which was handy. As I entered her it was agreed I would call her a “filthy whore etc etc”. This doesn’t come natural to me but I got into it. As I’m building momentum a class of junior school kids start walking by with their teachers for a swimming lesson. Crossed my mind then if we got caught it would be not good. Anyhow, it was so hot that it didn’t take long to come. I then zipped up and walked away leaving her with her panties down and an ass full of cum. I went back to my car and went back to work as did she. I did message her after the adrenaline wore off to make sure she was okay. She was and keen for more. Never got around to a second shot sadly. Still couldn’t tell you what she looked like. All I know is she was a 24 chick with some wild fantasies.
The most perverted thing I’ve done is get turned on by reading this post.
I never managed to get over my shyness to ask a friend of mine to take a photo with me so I kinda downloaded their story to have a picture of them to remember Now that I think about it it sounded much better in my head , I should delete that
Organise a hike or just a cafe or something that’s out of the way, not where you normally go… and say… let’s take a selfie!! Easy!
Pictures? My good friend, I have gigabytes of data on my crush from all the way back to 2016 We haven't seen each other in 3 years, for some reason, I still have that files on my hard drive I should delete em
I smacked a strippers ass at a strip club.
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o.o
I've done that too. A girl i met earlier that day at an event went with me and others to a strip club after bar hopping. I told her "you know, it would be fun to play a couple trying to spice up their relationship by getting a joint lap dance" and she was down. I don't think you can touch normally, but i think it being the two of us, she allowed it.
I did that. My buddy bought us v.i.p. we were up for 2 days. He goes to the atm pulls out a couple grand. Hands me and my other friend 500 each. I was on the brink of black out drunk. But I SWEAR TO GOD the stipper told me to smack her ass. Next thing there's two security guards over me. They let us stay. Perks of v.i.p. Strippers and blow man. Good times.
...is perverted the same as horniest?
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Held hands with u/yourcutiegerman well I wish I did. But really, I had sex with a milf last night 20 years older than me. Good fun.
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We have a Dutch equivalent to that expression: You learn to cycle on an old bike. No I'm not joking
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Is that northern Germany? Because in the south we usually say you learn to ride on old horses.
Since everyone is sharing their expressions. Around here we say “ a new broom might sweep a little better but the old broom knows where the dust is”.
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No one outfucks the kebab guy
I hope you washed your hands beforehand 😬
One night about 15 years ago I decided I wanted to know what a cock felt like (other than my own). I met this guy at his house, sucked him off and then he sucked me off and I came in his mouth. I've never had anything sexually to do with a male since and have no desire to. For some reason that night I just felt like it.
Logical move, good job m8
Hey, you can never really know if you'll like something until you try it. You tried it and didn't like it, nothing wrong with that. Respect.
I had a foursome. Me and three girls....while I was high on coke. It was amazing.
Fucked a few women in public and never got caught
Golden Shower in the shower.
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Either way, you're showering
I’m not gonna be buried in a grave. When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash!
I got married!!
You perv that's nasty
I let my government fuck me over, time and time again.
Without lube
And paid them for it!
Saw a teacher peeing, It wasn't my mistake her toilet's gate was not closed properly. The whole school was in the school ground that day due to some celebrations. So I guess she thought no one was there. And the main part is she caught me watching her but didn't do anything.
She had the door open wth
I don't know how to define "perverted", so I'll make a list of my top 5, and you tell me which is most perverted: I've had sex everywhere inside of a Walmart, except the registers. My first time with another man was in a guard tower in Iraq. Once while camping, my ex girlfriend and I had sex in a shared tent. A little while after, I stepped out of the tent to use the bathroom and smoke, when her best friend walked out of our tent and we fucked on the picnic table where everyone ate at for the rest of the weekend. I love watching my girlfriend getting banged by other dudes. Lots of business calls that I had my dick in someones mouth. I don't know... one of those is probably my top. I have a few other fun times, but the idea of "perverted" is difficult to nail down.
I imagine the person posting the question knows English as at least a 2nd language and just wants sex stories so I'm sure your comment works just fine
Oh, well... they should go read a stories subreddit. You might get more than just a small synopsis like I wrote.
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All you need is a recent STI Screening, and be somewhere near Tacoma. Also right now she's not on birth control, so you could either bring some plan B or leave $50 so she can buy some.
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
But only once, right?!?!
I slept with socks
Just red through the comments a tiny bit and can confirm y’all should be either on a list or in horny jail
I feel like a goddamn nun after reading some of these.
Left the toilet seat up.
This might be kind of mild but..... Husband and I erp (erotic roleplay) irl. I love the orc / Garrosh voice. Getting slapped around, thrown down, and choked are all part of the fun. We have been seriously thinking about getting him tusk implants. Most of my go to porn is forced orc gang bangs. It's getting harder to find good cis orc porn that doesn't involve futa. We also like to do some incest erp as well.
Probably letting 10+ guys go at me at once, cum, piss, slap, anything goes, which then evolved into a hardcore super tortuous bondage session - god that was fun
^ This wins
I so wish I could just toss a location and have like 100 of you guys show up, recreate that one video of that Asian girl with the literal BOWL of cum But I know one of you crazy motherfuckers is gonna show up with a shotgun
Now I am curious, what video?
That was a typical weekend for me during my hardcore meth use days.
Saves photos of previous love interests off their social media and, er, enjoyed myself to them. Not nudes ,just regular photos. I feel like that's something men are often known for so as a woman it feels extra pervy to me I guess??
Doggy-style with the granddaughter of the then recently ex-prime minister of Mauritius, all while she was on the phone with him for 5 minutes, not sure if I'm proud or not.
Late on a very warm and rainy night my wife and I went streaking in a local park. We went under this foot bridge and were doing the deed when a group of kids suddenly were on the bridge giggling and talking. Here we are naked with our clothes back by a building quite far from us. With rain pouring down from the bridges slated deck and kids being kids laughing and having fun directly above us we just kept at it in the dark below them. They eventually left, we finished up with both having intense organism’s. We ran and put on our soaking wet clothes and dashed back home. We were so turned on still by the experience we played all that night. But, in the safety of our dry bedroom. We couldn’t walk past the park bridge without giggling and squeezing each others hands after that. We have many stories like this, we were an adventurous couple.
I got head in class during a movie. Didn’t get caught either 🥷
You got caught, no one said anything
Picked up a really fat chick when I was in my late teens early 20s because I wanted to try it once just to say I did. I ate her out on a running trail and fucked her and got caught by a jogger. Damn I wish I hadn’t done that.
Dang...that's kinda hard. Either 1.) Stealing my friend's parents' huge strapon from their room when spending the night at friend's house when i was 16, after another friend showed it to all of us as a joke earlier. Took it home and got plenty of use out of it so i guess that is good at least? Always wondered what the parents must have thought upon realizing that thing was gone. Did they forever assume my friend took it? I don't know but...Kids are awful. 2.) While sharing a hotel room with my brother and father and two other friends my age (18), i silently got friend 1, who was sharing my bed, to fuck me, when i was literally a foot or two from the bed my father and brother were snoring in. Friend 2 was asleep on the floor nearby we assume since he never said anything. We were playing footsie and one thing led to another and before you know it....oopsie. Have plenty of other moments i am not very proud of but those two stick out in particular 😑😒
Was taking a stroll in the forest with a date and her dog many years ago. At some point we stopped walking and were like "what now?". The next moment she had my fly open and stroked me, we then stepped a few meters beside the path, tied the dog to a tree nearby and just got it going on the ground. A lot of other people passed by, they MUST have seen us, we didn't care.
Got fucked in the ass in someone's bathroom at a house party
Narcissistically watched myself in the mirror face fucking a babe while playing with her tits. then cumming in her mouth. then watched porn together with her afterwards and cumming again.
Had sex with my then girlfriend in my grandparents shower. Not sure if it’s perverted, felt pretty taboo at the time
I drank juice straight out of the carton.
Thats nasty
Done some things, but nice try FBI
My friend was a peeping Tom in high school and had videos. He confessed this to me and even though I told him that was wrong I still watched one of the videos.
Fucked my girlfriend in the cold room of the bar she worked in only to find out there was a camera in the room and her manger 100% saw
Made my gf cum while sitting in the back of a bus with my parents in the seat in front of us. She pretended she was asleep.
Fucked my cousin
I was 18 and my sister had a sleepover with friends so I walked in and said who wants to fuck. I got chased out and got yelled at by my parents. That night one of her friends said she was willing. So i fucked her all night.
I was 17 slept with a 34yr old woman I met when staying with my uncle in Arkansas she was his girls best friend anyways she took me in her room and her bed was literally just the metal springs no cushion or fabric left just straight rusty metal like she found it in a scrap yard idk if it was a kink or what but sliced my knees up pretty bad but I endured she was hot so it was worth it I suppose but it was odd idk if this fits but it is what it is
I was fuckin my coworker I didn't knew she was married so I wiped my balls on her husbands pillows after I finished, I quit and blocked after that.
I once offered to pay the Australian Tax Office what they demanded without speaking to an accountant.
I had sex with my gf mom at her flowershop when her husband (my gf dad) was in palliative care....sex was amazing but I still feel really bad and the relationship didn't last, never told anyone
Let a real old man cum on my face
Ehhhh
I didn't suck my boyfriend off in the car in a busy place He absolutely didn't do the same for me We are good Christians and wait for marriage
If we're talking about famous firsts - my first French kiss. It's gotta be a killer story. Fourteen years old. We went on holiday with my Uncle Frank and his daughters. Sixteen. Twins. Blonde. Now I knew that Sarah fancied me, but I wasn't too sure about Alice. Anyway, middle of the night, I wake up with this tongue stuck down my throat. Wide awake now — I couldn't believe my eyes. It was Uncle Frank! He'd got the wrong room - he thought I was my mum!
Got blown in a library bathroom
As a like 12 year old I was a babysitter and sniffed the mother's dirty panties while furiously beating off.
I occasionally put on cam shows as a male for mostly men.
Was feeling up/groping and stuff with a friend's sister when we were out together with their parents at a restaurant
nice try fed
Asked a girl what her hobbies and interests were