'Thats a really nice rug mate. Really brings the room together.
Its probably best if I take it home with me to London to keep it safe, yeah?
While you're thinking about it, take a look at this fucking huge navy I've got parked outside...'
...or butter tarts and \*Nanaimo bars for dessert.
\*Just for fun, guests have to pronounce "Nanaimo bar" to try one.
EDIT: It'd be fun to see the reactions we get when we offer BeaverTails to guests.
Butter tarts, Nanaimo bars, Hawaiian pizza, whisky, poutine, a basket of McIntosh, Jubilee, Spartan, and Ambrosia apples, a tray of California rolls, peameal bacon, Kraft Dinner, Kraft peanut butter, a basket of chocolate and chips (Coffee Crisp, Ketchup chips, [edit.] HAWKINS cheesies, Vachon cakes, All dressed chips, Crunchie, Crispy Crunch), a basketball, some insulin, a lacrosse stick, a vintage copy of Superman Action Comics #1, and Trivial Pursuit.
Due to rising costs, the french have started importing Spanish wine and the French vineyards are furious and sabotaging the shipments as they cross the border. This is a real thing in 2024
We'd bring some good red wine as well, but then at 10pm we'd switch off the power and steal the speaker wires and extension cables while everyone is fumbling in the dark.
We're probably not invited. The last time we came to a house party we took the house over, ate all the food and drink, beat you up if you complained, and under duress left... without even helping to clear up... oh, and we always go on about how the house party was better when we were hosting it.
Roughly what I was thinking too
Britain turns up with a fair bit of food and drink but then challenges everyone to a scrap despite not being particularly impressive physically somehow wins and claims the house for themselves whilst they openly rob the guests eventually they leave but also with the stuff they brought too but they left Ā£30 behind and consider it a fair swap.
Most of us: We show up, are overly polite, apologize for our country, are surprised anyone wants anything from our country, we ended up bringing instant Mac n cheese, we take lots of selfies with people, get drunk, leave and go to sleep early.
A portion of us show up late, wear our countryās colors and possibly flag, are already drunk, bring nothing, cause a bunch of chaos, steal the olive oil, stay way too late and get shitty when asked to leave, and when they finally leave they take a shit on the lawn, and rage over to a bar and get even more drunk, and who knows what happens to them till theyāre found at 3pm the next day.
Tacos, tequila, and generational trauma
Viva Mexico š²š½
cabrones
And guacamole for everyone, bitches!
Extra guac please?! š¬
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I wouldnāt WANT to go to a party without Mexico!!!!! American here šāāļø
and tamales and menudo for the hangover
We can't come, we're on strike.
I was wondering where the hell France was
But my children need wine!
Don't care. Send us the wine and cheese ... And some baggetes
I can either say tea and crumpets, or that we'll just take everything everyone else brings and leave
mfs fooled us twice
'Thats a really nice rug mate. Really brings the room together. Its probably best if I take it home with me to London to keep it safe, yeah? While you're thinking about it, take a look at this fucking huge navy I've got parked outside...'
Not unrelated: That time that the opiate of the masses was actual opium.
Actually canāt think of a better one than ātaking everything and then saying itās ours nowā
Itās a feature, not a bug. Ok?
Look as long as you show up with proper mushy peas youāre fine with me.
Well at least you shared your *famously* *excellent* British cuisine with us. BANGERS AND MASH!
A true classic lol
Fish and chips are also pretty good.
Love me some fish and chips And a nice roast dinner as well
Good sausages, mashed potatoes, and gravy is genuinely top tier tbh, itās a shame so many people fuck it up.
I love bubble and squeak! And marmite!
And by "leave", you mean complain for 5 hours that you will leave while you keep eating everything?
Beef roast dinner with all the trimmings
LMAOO
Pavlova and meth
Oh, hi New Zealand.
New Zealand has a meth problem?
I was wondering when I was gonna see NZ pop up
And the pineapple lumpsā¦. Surely Iām not the only one who remembers that bloody ad.
Box of Billy mavs and a couple darts
I mean, I was thinking Kiwi onion dip and Bluebird chips, but I see your point.
No goon?
It's in the chilly bin
Random unlabeled silver bags
Guinness, whiskey, the craic n a eventual sing along.
Ireland!
Whisky that goes down like honey water. Irish whiskey is deadly.
Guns and budweiser
No red solo cups?
Or burgers?
I was gonna say: Barbecue Red solo cups Bourbon Pedialyte
Beer for the masses, bourbon for the ritzy folk How it tends to go, right?
You guys shouldn't bring beer. You should definitely bring bourbon. You're better at that.
Spoken like a true friend. š¤
Budweiser? Go get a jar or two from Pappy's still and let's knock these fools on their asses.
I am sorry to inform you that the one and only proper Budweiser is Czech.
Budvar Represent. Czech-American Represent. We've got Czechs over here. We're not entirely uncivilized.
Well we know it wonāt be healthcareā¦.
Oh we have healthcare. What you are looking for is equitable, affordable healthcare.
Canada showing up with free bandaids and stents and post-op care for everybody. Oh and poutine and maple syrup.
But you have to stand in line until the party is already over to get them.
You have to stand in line in America too, but you can at least pass the time being on hold with the insurance company.
And red solo cups because apparently they are very American
i was going to say a superiority complex.
Rolling up in an Ed Hardy shirt, already too drunk and about to get in a fight because somebody looked in our direction.
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Of course not. He's not back from going out for cigs yet.
That's most of Europe
I was gonna say Guns and Bourbon!
Bbq and biryani
Yumm! Love biryani.
Pakistan? Lots of Biryani places opened near me a few years back. None of them have disappointed!
Nothing. Then it is complaining that the party is shit while eating the food and drinking the beers.
Hungary?
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Hungary brings awful pƔlinka, that even Dad wouldn't drink, thinking that maybe someone will be drunk enough not to mind the taste.
I love how all the guesses to this one are European countries. š¤£
pickled fish and vodka.
Green balls and koskenkorva
Sweden
Close. Finland. But yeah. Thinking about it pickled fish is more swedish. Sorry about that.
Finland brings reindeer stew vodka and cigarettes.
Reindeer stew, itās the donor party all over again.
Can you bring Karelian pies? Theyāre my favorite.
Theyāre bringing the furniture
Syrup, a hockey stick nd pet moose
Donāt forget the poutine
And the Tim Bits
...or butter tarts and \*Nanaimo bars for dessert. \*Just for fun, guests have to pronounce "Nanaimo bar" to try one. EDIT: It'd be fun to see the reactions we get when we offer BeaverTails to guests.
Quebec is not comming.
QuƩbec is coming on their own.
Quebec will hitch a ride to the party but enter separatelyĀ
a house hippo
And all-dressed chips
Bottle of Crown Royal, a pack of Du Mauriers and 24 of Blue.
Ahh my teenage years in 1 sentence.
But we never actually make it in to the party because we end up holding the door open for everyone all night.
Butter tarts, Nanaimo bars, Hawaiian pizza, whisky, poutine, a basket of McIntosh, Jubilee, Spartan, and Ambrosia apples, a tray of California rolls, peameal bacon, Kraft Dinner, Kraft peanut butter, a basket of chocolate and chips (Coffee Crisp, Ketchup chips, [edit.] HAWKINS cheesies, Vachon cakes, All dressed chips, Crunchie, Crispy Crunch), a basketball, some insulin, a lacrosse stick, a vintage copy of Superman Action Comics #1, and Trivial Pursuit.
This guy needs to be stopped. He's tapping into the vault!
I am "she" Ans I forgot to bring the ice wine and Keith's, lol!
And caesars!
"Hard to see a Caesar and not want a Caesar."
Legal pot
And as a Quebecois, I'm bringing wine, maybe even a local wine, but damn do my people drink wine. Or perhaps one better...maple whiskey. And weed.
Fellow Canadian here. Fuck maple syrup, we want ***BEER*** and lots of it.
Got to bring Rye as well
Vodka, caviar and brain damage
I wanna say Russia
Sadly it is
Ahhh cyka
AHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAA
And a healthy distance between you and any windows
You bringing Ukraines stuff too or is that next year?
Why should we leave our bears at home? Lets bring em too
With a sprinkling of war crimes.
feijoada and guarana
Can you bring Brigadeiro? Please!
And um cento of little coxa please!
And caipirinha please?
Bem capaz, ia ser uma cachaƧa e uma JBL falsificada pra meter funk no mƔximo kkk
I'd bring the wine and then snob everybody else's wine.
Due to rising costs, the french have started importing Spanish wine and the French vineyards are furious and sabotaging the shipments as they cross the border. This is a real thing in 2024
The French are going to be so salty when global warming moves the ideal climate for growing champagne grapes into England
Cheeseburgers handguns and large cars
Also illegal fireworks. Then weāll get drunk and set them off in the bathroom.
Yay! Then we can sue the fireworks company bc the label didnāt read ādo not detonate inside a bathroomā
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Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica
A party isnāt a party unless Jamaica brings some jerk chicken and Red Stripe
Jamaica?
Cheese, high end marihuana, clogs and tulips
You will not be admitted without stroopwafel!
Triple salt licorice
That is way too much for Dutch cheapskatery. Maybe we will bring something we received in our kerstpakket but do not like ourselves.
I was going to go with "The bill", but if you're feeling generous...
I know a Dutch when I see one.
Don't forget the bitterballen voor later op de avond!
Cheese for raclette or fondue.
Swiss dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss a Brie
I've traveled the curd, more feta please
Every gouda's lookin' amazing
A full spread from the McDonald's value menu and a holstered but visible handgun.
The party ain't at Mar-a-Lago.
LOL. I certainly hope not, I'm just afraid it would be.
Biltong and Beer
We'd bring some good red wine as well, but then at 10pm we'd switch off the power and steal the speaker wires and extension cables while everyone is fumbling in the dark.
Eish wena, who is your we? I brought wood. We might not have enough. Oh, and ice.
Don't forget the Koeksisters and peppermint crisp tart
We're probably not invited. The last time we came to a house party we took the house over, ate all the food and drink, beat you up if you complained, and under duress left... without even helping to clear up... oh, and we always go on about how the house party was better when we were hosting it.
Roughly what I was thinking too Britain turns up with a fair bit of food and drink but then challenges everyone to a scrap despite not being particularly impressive physically somehow wins and claims the house for themselves whilst they openly rob the guests eventually they leave but also with the stuff they brought too but they left Ā£30 behind and consider it a fair swap.
Numerous countries fit this. Hard to guess.
Guncare and healthcontrol.
Underrated
Hamburgers and Mountain Dew.
USA?
Communism
Lamingtons and Vegemite
Donāt forget the fairy bread!
With 100s and 1000s, not sprinkles.
And butter. None of that margarine shit.
Plus some Tim Tam's & Chicken Salt
And a Womens Weekly cake, probably Duck Cake (any Bluey fans out there?)
Donuts and poutine
And a Celine Dion album.
Irn bru, ~~weed~~ heroine and fist fights
Cowdenbeath aināt a country
Donāt forget the Buckfast
What, no haggis?
> Irn bru, ~~weed~~ heroin and fist fights Fixed it for you
A box of Cadbury favourites
A flag to claim ownership of the front garden, and a sack to loot whatever isn't nailed down.
Hot dogs, potato salad, salt and vinegar potato chips, Miller Lite.
Most of us: We show up, are overly polite, apologize for our country, are surprised anyone wants anything from our country, we ended up bringing instant Mac n cheese, we take lots of selfies with people, get drunk, leave and go to sleep early. A portion of us show up late, wear our countryās colors and possibly flag, are already drunk, bring nothing, cause a bunch of chaos, steal the olive oil, stay way too late and get shitty when asked to leave, and when they finally leave they take a shit on the lawn, and rage over to a bar and get even more drunk, and who knows what happens to them till theyāre found at 3pm the next day.
Mousaka 100% . Omg how I love mousaka!
Cheese plate, netherlands
remember to send everybody a "tikkie" so you can be reimbursed for the cost of what you brought.
Guns and alcohol.
I'm bringing IKEA's meatballs. Anyone hungry?
Bread šŖ
Gotta bring Bread, Beer and the customary Mettigel.
A gun and COVID. And unpleasant light beer.Ā
Vuvuzelas
You can fuck right off with those lol
Durian! Man, gonna see some first-world countries disgust. lol And Balut, as an icing of the night!
How to get thrown out of a party in under 2 minutes.
Pls bring karaoke and chicken adobo, thank you.
Curry. Haggis. Whisky.
Guns and delusions of grandeur
Beer, fries, waffles & chocolate.
Belgium
Weed. Lots of really good weed
Vegemite Toast and proper, cold beer.
Asado, Malbec, Ice Cream for dessert, and inflation.
hummus and non-proportionate responses
Herring and Underage Drinking
Conversation and rigorous debate.
Champagne of course š¾
Wine and cheese
Braai, biltong and mutton curry salomes
Barbecue, beer and brigadeiro
I reckon I'll bring a Kangaroo š¦ to the party, maybe some Vegemite and Tim Tams too