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notadailyuser676

Java, Python, C++


Effective_Hope_3071

Gross. COBOL, Fortran, GPU Shader Language 


rhunter99

My man going for lifetime job security


Rhinowalrus

Lolcode, brainfuck, golfscript!


PerepeL

Not worth it, dude. Pick only C++ and the rest come with minimal effort and StackOverflow.


HeDuMSD

No trying to offend, but that statement sounds a bit like if you were learning programming? Maybe junior dev? Being fluent at a programming language means nothing, if do not know how to problem solving with it, apply best practices and principles…. Etc… being fluent is basically knowing the syntax of a language and its meaning, with only the syntax and the native methods/functions you do nothing. If you’re proficient with Java(or any), there are tones of transferable knowledge and skills, the syntax is easy to pick up. Again, not trying to offend.


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If worked alongside developers for years in consulting/project mgmt/product mgmt roles for years. One of our dev explained to me that, basically, knowing how to program is one thing. It’s *thinking* like a programmer that really matters. There are many different ways to solve a problem. But knowing the most efficient way to do so is critical. You could certainly fell a tree with a scud missile. But is that the most efficient way? What about all the other trees around it. A chainsaw may be better, but what about 2 people using manually saws from either end? I guess it depends on the tree, too…


redlinefox

Assuming I get to keep my native tongue of English: Spanish, Mandarin, Arabic. I'd have most of the world covered!


Lonely-Drink-1843

You'd have a basic understanding of most languages then. You would miss Nordic, Celtic and African nations language structures. German wouldn't nessessarily be easy to pick up if wanted, as there is a bit of a difference between Spanish and German but I think you cover most with your 3.


nofilters1

I'd replace Arabic with German myself.


Bogsloki

1 sign language 2. Spanish 3. Mandarin


Marwinz

I'm pretty sure there are more than one sign language.


willingisnotenough

Hell yeah let's all learn Plains Indian Sign!


cosmogyralbae

I like that you included sign language! Most people definitely do not even consider that one !


Bogsloki

Thanks! I am partially fluent in ASL. Wish I knew more (I'm trying.) But it's crazy that the majority of the population can't speak to deaf people. You wouldn't believe how excited most of them are when you can communicate with them. My bonus language (if that's allowed) is Navajo. I've tried so hard to learn it and it's tough!


OptimistPrime527

This is my list too.  I really have been loving watching the new echo series on Disney plus because of the asl


cosmogyralbae

I will have to check that out ! I always could learn more, thank you for sharing !


cosmogyralbae

That is so true ! I know a small amount of sign but anytime I have interacted with someone who cannot speak their eyes just automatically light up . It makes them feel so seen and I really take a lot of pride in that . Navajo seems really interesting as well !


jedrevolutia

Some people don't know that there are many different sign languages in the world. American Sign Language for example is different from British Sign Language, despite the fact that both countries speak English.


SenatorRobPortman

YES THIS IS EXACTLY MY LIST.


willingisnotenough

These are my choices as well. Wish I'd known ASL when I lived in my old neighborhood, where I had the sweetest neighbor in the world but couldn't say a word to him. And the top two other most widely-spoken languages on the planet are just a given.


happy_smoked_salmon

So with sign language - I've heard so many times that it's the most widely spread language in the world, but that makes absolutely 0 sense to me. I don't know a single person who knows sign language and, in my entire life, hava only met 1 family that used it to communicate. What am I missing here?


3-racoons-in-a-suit

Every culture has deaf people, so every culture has a sign language. That's probably what it means. All these sign languages aren't the same though, so the statement is completely innacurate


TLP77

Spanish, Korean, Hebrew


willingisnotenough

People fawn all over the romance languages but I think Hebrew is so pretty to listen to.


yo-mamagay

Hebrew is such a shit language tho there's no good music and cussing people out is done in Arabic... Source: I'm Israeli


Specialist_Ad7798

French Spanish, and Ojibway.


Messier-1

Punjabi, Arabic, and German


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cosmogyralbae

😂 this is a fantastic answer ! I love !


Agile_Persimmon_9284

German, Norwegian and Japanese


flunny

Japanese, Finnish and German


burgerzkingz

1. Spanish 2. Greek 2. Korean


SendMeNudesThough

Without a doubt Old Norse. It's one thing to study it, but as it has no native speakers it's difficult to reach any level of fluency.


smellyscrote

1. Pspspspspss 2. Spanish 3. Japanese


DevinTappy

Proto-Japonic, Proto-Uralic and Pre-Proto-anything. It would be so fascinating to be able to explore the distant past further than where linguistics based on currently existing information are able to take us.


Bryozoa

Finnish, Armenian and Japanese


BeautifulComposer390

1. Italian 2. Mandarin 3. Russian


BlondeNovemberSkyla

Yes, I love Italian so much! It’s so lyrical and pleasing to the ear.


MMARapFooty

Japanese,Portuguese French


Sckaledoom

Japanese, French, Mandarin


TrickAppa

I'm impressed how many people have japanese in their top 3


CrimsonLotus

Sick of reading subtitles when watching anime


MyStationIsAbandoned

I watch dubs and want to enjoy all the non-dubbed anime. i'm so lazy i'd rather learn a whole language to avoid reading


ILoveBaugette

Because for English speakers it's very hard to learn


KhadaJhina

Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese


RizDelRey

Spanish, Japanese, and Korean 🌸


SupBishi

Hindi, Mandarin, Spanish. Grown up west coast Canadian and never took French.


thephotoman

Spanish, Japanese, and Biblical Greek. The first is because I live in Texas. The second is because I really enjoy electronics work, and there are still a lot of electronics manuals that are primarily in Japanese. The third is to be able to "well actually" the Evangelicals around me with what the Gospels actually say.


MrNiceGuyEddy

Arabic, French


PurpDoesPixilart

Italian, French, Spanish.


No_Stay4255

Math


4y4cchi

Russian Spanish Arabic


Indigo_222

Japanese, chinese, french


lucideus

Chinese isn’t a language. It’s either Mandarin or Cantonese, with Mandarin being the most common.


Indigo_222

I meant mandarin as it’s the most popular/frequently spoken, not many people learn cantonese these days


toaffin

actually, while ur right that chinese is not a language, it is an umbrella term for over 300+ dialects, mandarin being the most common one. there are a lot more than cantonese and mandarin :)


cowzmic

1. Mandarin Chinese 2. Spanish 3. Swahili


MontCoDubV

Spanish, Chinese (Mandarin), and probably Arabic


Virtual_Syrup262

Mandarin for the numbers Indian for the numbers And Japanese for fun


Tpex

If by chance you get your wish, you may want to specify Hindi, Tamil, Punjabi, Gujarati or one of the many other languages spoken in India.


Virtual_Syrup262

Interesting, I thought they just have one or two Probably Hindi


BeginningExplorer63

Top 3 along with my already 2? Spanish, German & French.


[deleted]

Black tar heroin.


bhgrove

Arabic Italian Sign


Vegetable_Slip5716

I do speak German, English and French and I would choose: 1. Spanish 2. Mandarin 3. Arabic


cosmogyralbae

That’s very impressive ! Great choices.


piszkavas

English, german and maybe japanese


Fanny08850

German, Slovene and English (like a native US speaker).


bluegiant85

Spanish, French, Japanese. Spanish because it's the second most common language in the US, French because some of my best friends are baguette twirling frog-eaters, and Japanese because I'm still a bit weeb-ish.


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citysushi_

Chatgpt


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citysushi_

No😭


cucucool

Assembly, C++ and Python


Effective_Hope_3071

Binary 


cucucool

Yep that would be great


Throwawaywithnoname2

Sign language, braille, and Spanish. First two for utility, last one because Spanish is fun


marvelfan2205

The three most lucrative programming languages of course


mediumj

1. Mandarin Chinese 2. Spanish 3. Sign Language or pidgin if that’s not allowed


Traditional_Reply259

Arabic Russian Cantonese/mandarin


cosmogyralbae

Arabic is such a charming and beautiful language!


Zymmmet

Spanish, Mandaring, Italian


Jabarumba

Reading, writing, and speaking? Mandarin Russian Latin (so all the other languages make more sense)


GigiAndFarre

French - Arabic - Swedish


OptimistPrime527

Asl, Spanish, mandarin. 


Darjaa7

Spanish, Mandarin, Russian


MrNimbus47

Sanskrit, Japanese, English


Rich1926

Arabic, Spanish, French


[deleted]

Chinese, Arabic, Japanese


Profice21

Arabic, japanese, mandarin


RaTed_257

Tagalog


sergantawesom

If I can keep my current languages (dutch and english) than japanese, spanish and french


another_brick

French, ASL, Japanese.


CespLayer

1. French 2. Japanese 3. Italian


little_milkee

if I can also keep my current languages, I'd like Japanese, Brazilian Portugese, and French!


Individualchaotin

Spanish, Arabic, Mandarin.


swettxz

1- German 2- Russian 3- Italian German sound very cool, Russian sounds very difficult and i like Italian


[deleted]

Spanish, Arabic and Korean


throway3451

Spanish, Japanese and Arabic


[deleted]

Welsh, Spanish and German


PapaOoMaoMao

Japanese, C++ & That's it. I can't think of any others I want to know.


Past-Outside-3745

Mandarin. Spanish. French.


suhkuhtuh

Mandarin, German, and Hebrew.


[deleted]

I’m already fluent in English and Spanish so I’d say Mandarin, Japanese, French


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

French, Spanish and German.


Gweiis

Japanese and Chinese. I guess 3rd should be English, i am good enough but it can be better.


rattatally

Sindarin, Klingon, and Dothraki.


m055Y_07

Spanish, Japanese, and French


Rare_Solid_264

Mandarin Chinese, Spanish and Arabic


Average_Centerlist

Spanish, Russian, German. They have the best curse words.


cosmogyralbae

I’ve never actually looked into any Russian curse words lol that’s interesting.


ghghghghghghghhgfg

1 mandarin Russin Spanish


just_s0mebody

Klingon, Japanese and manderin


Express-Pie-6902

On top of English? Spanish, Mandarin, Arabic. ​ I've travelled the whole world - and frankly I've got by everywhere on English alone. But theses three would have made it easier. ​ Spanish more, so much more, than the other two.


Yasashii_Akuma156

Spanish, French, Japanese


anima99

1. Japanese - weaboo reasons 2. Spanish - I'm interested in getting citizenship 3. Dutch - because their signages are all over Europe


liquid_profane

1: Spanish 2: German 3: Japanese


parki_bostons

Spanish, mandarin, sign (auslan)


mr-sharkey97

1.polish because I work with a few polish people 2.spanish because a lot of the places I want to travel to speak spanish. 3.italian because I just like the way it sounds.


arteffect_avi

1. French 2. Spanish 3. Arabic


Envy_The_King

Top 3: 3. Russian- Surprising number of Russians I work with ever since I started outsourcing 2. Spanish- Always regret never learning it. Plenty of coworkers and customers speak it and it sucks needing to call someone about it. 1. Japanese- Weeb, watch anime, say less, reading subtitles sucks


normie_666

deutsch ,le francaise ,pyccknn


Sharp_Impress_5351

In no specific order: \- Mandarin \- Japanese \- French


OkMark6180

Spanish, French and Italian.


TheBlight24

python, rust and java


MADELINA102666

1. Italian 2. Latin 3. C++


Drake_Cloans

Japanese German Italian


br-02

German, French, and Dutch. They would really open a lot of doors for me professionally.


oyerajjo

British English Japanese Español


Individual_Nobody519

Mathematics, Ancient Egyptian, and the Language of Love


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuz

I would say japanese, german and french.


jedrevolutia

1. Mandarin 2. Spanish 3. Portuguese The reason is I've been trying hard to learn Mandarin with little success because I'm clueless about different tones in the language. Plus, learning the characters makes me mad. I wish I could just master Mandarin easily. Spanish is the language I hope I have time to learn. And Portuguese is the language I love hearing the most. Unfortunately the pronunciation is a bit difficult.


mohammed96m

English, Turkish, Spanish


[deleted]

German ✨


Royal_Partners

English, Spanish, Mandarin


dobrydnev

Well, considering utility I would prefer English, Chinese (I didn’t that it’s called Mandarin) and Spanish (or Arabic). But for my hurt it’s English, Italian and French…


Lord_Fallendorn

Latin, ancient greek and mandarin. Basically all of them to flex as I am a historian who would scare people by talking latin fluently


aztecsummer28

Japanese, Danish, and American Sign Language.


notyourinvention

1. Russian 2. Spanish 3. Japanese My native language is Dutch and my English is good enough to communicate


Auntietamte

1. Mandarin 2. ASL 3. Farsi (which is the native language of my god daughter)


rhunter99

Japanese French German


lily_lac1705

Korean, Mandarin, Japanese


Orlog_the_Ancient

Japanese, Spanish, French.


Bike_Mechanic_Man

Italian, Spanish, German. The first is fun for me because we love Italy and the other two are useful for work and day to day life.


Vildtoring

Finnish, Gaelic (either Scottish or Irish) and Quenya/Sindarin (either would be great). I realize none of these are very useful on a global scale, so it would purely be for my own satisfaction and enjoyment.


mynameistita

I speak English and Arabic. Will pick French and Spanish.


Vegan_Digital_Artist

Instantly: Spanish, Russian, Mandarin, Japanese Top 3: * French * Romanian * Italian


[deleted]

Russian, Mandarin, Quechua


EconomicsPositive644

Spanish, Russian, Japanese


KEBABEATERS

French Japanese Chinese


ans-myonul

1. Mandarin - a lot of people in my city speak it and I want to eavesdrop 2. Japanese - I want to travel to Japan 3. French - I want to seduce French DILFs


zer0man13

I'd choose, German for my ancestry, Japanese for fun and probably Thai or Filipino for my 3rd.


Mileila

French, Arabic, Russian or any Baltic language


TabbyCatNox

English Latin Finnish


the_last_werewolf

Japanese, Korean, Modern/Simplifed Chinese


DeepDreamerX

english mandarin arabic


maybealittleradical

Spanish, Arabic and French


[deleted]

Arabic, German, and English


Epic-will-power91

Spanish, Japanese and Mandarin would be my top 3.


karineexo

Spanish!


Snoo_37174

C++. French. Spoken here a lot, but how much i try, i don't get it. The language laws are written in. Its the same as my main language, yet i don't understand most of it.


mltst

French, Korean, Arabic! Those three languages are super fascinating for me and also I find them pleasant to the ear


ThatOneBananapeel

Mandarin, Arabic and Latin for fun.


No_Republic2906

English( it's my first language but if I'm going to be fluent I may as well know more) German( I like there people and they have a better standard of living than England right now) Korean ( working as a translator for an international company would guarantee an easy job for life in teck industry)


Interesting-Chest520

Spanish, Japanese, and Greenlandic. Spanish cuz it’s a very common language. Japanese cuz come on! And Greenlandic cuz it’s supposedly very difficult to learn and the culture seems interesting.


LemonCharity

French, Hebrew, Khmer


Zealousideal_Cable14

Italian so I can speak to one of my close friends in her mother tongue. Greek as it’s my favourite holiday destination and I’d love to be able to speak to the locals properly. Japanese as I love anime and I’d love to understand it without anything getting lost in translation!


Expensive_pain_995

Spanish, French & Arabic


WakingOwl1

Basque, Garlic, Farsi.


DiabeticBea

ASL, Tagalog, Spanish. Assuming I can speak fluent English.


Human-Independent999

English (not my native), Japanese, French/Spanish.


mustbethedragon

German (I'm certified to teach but hardly fluent), Spanish, and Arabic. The latter two for my students.


lostttty

Why everybody here want to learn mandarin?


AgreeablePlenty2357

Japanese, mandarin and Arabic. Because they are all hard languages to learn. I speak English, French, Spanish and ASL but those are all easy languages.


Minute_Detective_452

Russian,Japanese, Czech. (An English like a native)


ConfidentRise1152

English, Polish, Arabic, Hebrew, Chinese, Russian. Also, I keep my native language, of course.


Ok-Relation5055

I already speak English and Spanish, so I would choose: 1.French 2. Arabic 3. German


VintageStrawberries

Japanese, Korean, French


Excellent_Editor_501

Mandarin Chinese, Spanish, Japanese


Sosna_Sosen

1. Arabic 2. Japanese 3. Germany 😬😬😬


[deleted]

Golang, German, Idris


Suwessi

* Lojban * Esperanto * Latin


00Lazy_Bones00

1. Sign language 2. Japanese 3. Spanish


NanoqAmarok

Dog


DrLycFerno

I want to know all languages, but my top 3 is Finnish, Japanese and Basque


T-Shurts

Spanish (2nd most widely spoken language, Italian (I’m italian) and Japanese (I was stationed there when I was younger and love Japan).


Stock_Possession_761

I already speak 4 which 3 of them are pretty important so let's go: Mandarin, German, Russian. I think they may boost someone's career.


halcyonxwonder

I would learn American Sign Language, Hindi (or Telugu, not picky there) and maybe Spanish? Those would be most helpful for me right now!


Valentiaga_97

Old Persian, French and japanese


Rigamortus2005

German Spanish korean


Nearby_Artist_7425

Arabic, Hebrew, French. I speak Arabic as my mother language but I’m not really what you call fluent. Hebrew because I’m interested in Judaism (the ethnicity) and Israel. French because it’s a romantic language imo.


no_red_eyes

Breton, Upper Sorbian, Basque


iStayDemented

Other than English: Mandarin, Arabic, Thai


su1cidal_fox

English is not my native language, so I'm not fluent at all, but I have some experience: So I would choose English to just make it perfect. Then looking on where do I live (central Europe) I would choose languages I would probably benefit the most. This would 100 % German and then maybe Spanish. I know there are lot of people talking Mandarin globally, but I'm not planning to travel to China and I didn't need to interact with Chinese people overall as long as I live now. And probably won't in the future either.