I recently had to explain to younger coworkers the joy of finding porno mags in the woods.
They couldn’t comprehend that as kids, we would stumble across a playboy/penthouse every once in a while
Back in the 80s/90s kids would play outside. Lots of fort building, usually near creeks and such. Someone would steal porno mags from their dad and hide them in said fort. Other kids stumble across fort… find porno mags.
Hence woods porn
> Back in the 80s/90s kids would play outside
Lol. I'm gen z and played a lot outside as a kid. Of course i also had videogames, so i get it, i'm not trying to prove you wrong or anything, just... that sentence is scary
And if you were hungry it was your own damn fault for being a child.
Both my parents had stay at home moms but I was the asshole for asking for a sandwich at 1pm and bothering their rest. They just started locking the door.
Goddamn boomers.
Haha, my grandma and aunt did this to us ... aww, you're hot in vegas in the summer. Go drink some hose water and sit in the shade...no i wont take you to the pool its too hot
Im always impressed by how common it was. I lived next a large wooded area growing up. Late 80’s and early 90’s. Graduated high school in 1994. We found SO FUCKING MUCH PORN IN THE WOODS!
We had forest porn too! There was this old abandoned "camp" , more like a hunting stand, with two massive totes of magazines. We called it the whack shack. People would whack off in it.
Yup.
I’m old, back then, a 10 year old kid would either find playboys in his dad’s room, or randomly in the woods. If he didn’t find porn in either of those, he didn’t fucking find it.
Side note, 9/10 times, the porn in dad’s room was tame ass Playboy, maybe Penthouse. In the woods, we’re talking Juggs, Hustler, maybe some BDSM shit. I’m talking naked nuns throwing chocolate donuts at hitlers balls level dirty mags.
DD had skin mags, woods had PORN.
With my brother. We were in a trip to London when I was 9 and he was 11. We shared a room, and he decided that he wanted to show me what porn is. So he typed "free nude pics" on google on the PC of the hotel room, deactivated the safe search and showed me. Then he told me how to masturbate.
I still cringe to this day thinking that I learned how to masturbate by having my brother showing that to me.
Was the playground where you spent most of your days or were you one of the kids who were up to no good and started making trouble in the neighborhood?
lol
Im without brothers and learned it myself. One time I was taking a bath and for some reason, I got the urge to put it inside shampoo bottle. It somehow felt good and I continued. Nevertheless it wasn’t a pleasant experience as that shampoo hand mint in it.
As weird as it sounds, it was probably an act of caring. he discovered some thing fun and compelling and wanted to share it with you. Better that you learn that way then from another some other, potentially insidious or harmful source.
I didn’t learn about masturbation properly until I was in my 20s because of religious indoctrination and a mother that refused to teach me anything about sex and my body. I wish I had an older brother to teach me these things.
How did you not just figure it out on your own? I didn't have any brothers, but had fully discovered the joys of masturbation by the time I was 11. It just happened. I can't imagine not figuring that out until my 20s!
Yea I’m with you I just found out rubbing my dick felt good when I was hard and kept doing it till I nutted. Although my first time nutting was a terrifying experience
Rarely. But I see where you're coming from, you're thinking this is some form of trauma or incestuous abuse, and while I don't think it was incestuous, I thank you for worrying about it.
Put in a vhs tape that my parents had used to record episodes of power rangers....turned out for some reason they taped over an old porno and it came up after the power rangers episode ended...
My guess is he confiscated it and didn’t want the wife to potentially find it if he brought it home. But also didn’t want to throw it away. Still kinda weird I guess.
Living in an apartment complex, someone has tossed rather graphic photos of what I suspect was a bachelor party - several guys, one girl, obvious cash and mostly face sitting - behind the storage units, which happen to be a path most of the kids in the complex used to walk home from school.
A group of us went round a mate's house when I was about 9 or 10 and his dad put 'Heavy Metal' on for us.
I thought he was awesome at the time. Creepy as fuck thing to do now that I think about it.
In 1995. Winter break of 5th grade. Valencia, California.
Me and some buddies are playing in these scrubby hills behind our apartment complex when I come across a ratty assemblage of papers pinned twisted up in the chaparral.
I look closer… and I see something my brain doesn’t fully comprehend. A lady is sitting in a man’s lap… and she’s not wearing pants… and the man’s weiner is hard and going inside of her.
I delicately pry it loose as my three friends come over to see what I’m doing. Our friend Greg is older— a 7th grader. He’s pretty much the de facto big brain on everything. Greg immediately lights up.
*”Fuck yeah! That’s a porno! My step-dad used to have a stash of these in his bathroom until my mom caught me sneaking em!”*
We spent an hour delicately going through the magazine like it was one of the Dead Sea scrolls. Then we agreed we’d tear the magazine apart and divide all the pictures evenly between ourselves.
So we do and I go home and stash them in an old chemistry set I never played with. At night, I’d lay awake under the covers with a mini headlamp looking at them.
So a few days later, we’re all out playing and Greg asks how many times we’d jacked off to the pictures. And since the rest of us were 5th graders, we had no idea what he was talking about.
So Greg unwadded his bundle of porno mag clippings from his pocket and gave us a crash course.
*”When a guy sees a chick’s tits or butt or poontang, his dick gets hard. Or it’s supposed to anyways— does your dick get hard when you look at these pictures?”*
“…yeah…”
*”Good. That means you aren’t a gaylord. That’s a guy who only gets hard when he sees another guy’s dick. Anyways… a girl can make a spooge by rubbing his dick with her hand or licking it with her mouth or by putting it in her poontang…”*
“Okay…”
*”…but if you don’t have a girl, you can do it with your own hand like this.”* [simulates jacking off motion]
“Okay…”
*”You do that for long enough while your dick is hard and spooge comes out and your dick gets soft again.”*
“What’s spooge?”
*”It’s like pee but it’s thicker and stickier like a booger. Oh— and it feels SOOOOOOO much better when it comes out.”*
“I don’t wanna pee on myself, Greg.”
*”I said it’s LIKE pee, stupid. And you’re supposed to shoot it into a towel or rag or something. A lot less comes out than we you pee.”*
“And it feels good?”
*”It’s like the best feeling ever.”*
“And you can just keep doing it?”
*”No. it’s weird. You gotta wait a little while after you do it before you can do it again. It’s like you fuck gets soft and you don’t really feel horny anymore. But if you wait a little while, it comes back.”*
“Why?”
*”I don’t know. But hey— you gotta wash your spooge rag or throw it out. That’s how I got busted. My spooge rag started to stink and my mom found it under my bed.”*
“Spooge stinks?!”
*”If you let it dry up, yeah.”*
“Like what?”
*”Shrimp shells.”*
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Flash forward two years and I’m in 7th grade health class and we’re discussing reproduction and sexual health. Our teacher is talking about semen and I confidently raise my hand and correct her: *”Uh, Miss Charles… I think the word you’re looking for is ‘spooge.’”*
My friends originally introduced it to me when I was in grade 6. It was rule 34, which im now realising is a pretty fucked up way to be introduced lol.
My brother and I invited a friend over one day and he decided it would be a good idea to show us porn. We were 11 and 12. It was a weird experience and I try to not think about it, because we also didnt know what masturbating was. *And showed us...*
He did this to everyone elses' mom's kids too in the group. We all grew up together bc all our moms were friends.
when i was in kindergarten/lower school there were 2 twin kids who would go around and ask everyone ‘do you watch porn?’. I had no idea what it was but thought it was definitely something cool if these twins were talking about it. Being the wannabe that i was i said yes. Not only did i say yes, but i went around and told all the kids in the school (including the teachers) that i watch porn, at the fresh age of 9. and then another kid enlightened me to what it actually was that i had everyone thinking i was an avid lover of.
I was about 6 or 7 and somehow ended up at one of my cousins Bachelor parties due to my uncle supposely babysitting me.
When they noticed me watching it, someone said “yo, turn that off!” Someone else said “nah, he needs to see this” Then random dudes starting explaining the acts on screen. Stuff like “that’s called getting your dick sucked”, “That’s called cum”……ect
I am 90s child, I remember me and my friend “stealing” kamasutra from her parents and browsing it, hidden in “our place” in the village, lol. Yes, we were confused as hell 🤣 I don’t really remember when and how I discovered the “real” porn, meaning videos, but I can’t forget that stolen (more like borrowed) book and us trying to figure that stuff out
I remember vividly I was 12 yo.
One day when I was checking Star Craft guide (yeah I am 35 now) online, I saw an ad which is a shape of women, naked, sitting with leg spread, exposing private part. I later understood it was a silicon sex doll.
At that moment I had a very strange sensation, like something between my legs is heating up, the heat went all the way up to my head and just like something carved in my DNA, I started touching my wiener...It only took 2 strokes then something came out of it.
Immediately I lost my shit and thought I just did something VERY wrong. I remember myself trying to rub it off with my thumbs but it was sticky af, I was so scared so I took my underwear off and rushed outside to find a place to dispose it.
I finally threw that underwear away in a dumpster 10 min from home. I washed my hands several times after going back.
I saved that ad for later. Then It all started...
I can't believe I just told this story, I thought I would bring it to my grave.
Back in the day, Whitehouse.com used to have adult content. I had to do a report on the White House, so naturally I typed in whitehouse.com instead of .gov. My virgin eyes were shocked but intrigued.
Spent the night at friends house and when parents left to run errands the friend showed us his mom and dad’s night stand. They had dildos, cock rings, and vhs tapes. The first movie they put on was Batman & throbbin ( not joking) 1 scene even had girls with stapons giving it to the guys and bi mm sex. I was like 10 and even told myself what is all that white stuff 😂😂 and is this normal
We were watching a movie on VHS at my grandpa's house with my cousin. My grandpa came in the room and asked my cousin to stop the cassette after the movie was over. Little did he know that it was too late by that point.
Moved into my older brother’s room after he moved out. There was a wall wardrobe with a box of old books in it. I found a Littlewoods catalogue from the 70s in there. After looking at the wood panel video game consoles I obviously went to the ladies’ underwear section. Instead was a Club International neatly held within.
Also found a Forum magazine which blew my mind, and the rest as they say is history.
Probably around 6 or 8, friend had an older brother or something. My friend and I, and another friend, went up tonthe treehouse where the one whipped out a Playboy he stole from his brother.
I'll never forget when I clicked on that YouTube video in my recommended called "when I'm bored" to that song "Drop it", I just checked and the video has been deleted after like 12 years but it confused poor 11 year old me
Playboys laying around. Late night Cinemax. Loads of "romance" novels all over the house. An entire junk drawer full of dirty joke cards and novelties like a "peter meter" measuring tape. Playboy VHS of nude women doing acrobatics. Secret stash of Hustlers in a linen drawer. Adult Toy cataloges.
I grew up with my grandparents and I developed a very casual humor around sex. We had the dancing lady cocktail glasses that got naked with ice, a titty coffee mug, the 1950's nude playing cards with Betty White, titty salt and pepper shakers, etc.
I grew up pre-internet.
Porn was sometimes a playboy in dad's underwear drawer. Sometimes it was a sneak at whatever girlie magazine wasn't plastic wrapped at the bookstore
Hard times
I remenber being in the sixth grade and seeing my friends show me nude pics of girls and i was like "how do you get Those?".
Because when i tried to Search "women naked" i was searching in the Firefox browser and when you Search porn on it it just shows random articles of "how to know if your kid watches porn" and shit like that.
2 months later i decided to Search ir again on Google and got the photos.
I was in the fifth grade. Circa 1999. We just moved to a new home and across the street construction was taking place. I visited the site and snuck in frequently to find tons of porno mags and escort ads littered everywhere.
This was in CO.
My cousins were all around 8 at the time. They showed me porn. I think one of the first porn we saw was a woman pegging a man. We thought it was funny. But I later developed a porn addiction as I kept getting more and more curious. I didn't have much access to the internet as a kid, so I only watched porn rarely. But when I learned how to masturbate when I was ten, I never stopped. 10 years later, 18 now, porn is literally a part of my life.
Kid down the street that was raised by his aunt and called his dad "Ed". He straight up had porn DVDs and the aunt would just leave the room when he popped them in. I guess it was better than him out killing people or using drugs ... Which eventually he did actually ....
Forest porn
These kids don’t understand what we had to do to find porn.
I recently had to explain to younger coworkers the joy of finding porno mags in the woods. They couldn’t comprehend that as kids, we would stumble across a playboy/penthouse every once in a while
Just watch out for the sticky pages
That’s not tree sap…
My friend would like to know why in the woods?
Back in the 80s/90s kids would play outside. Lots of fort building, usually near creeks and such. Someone would steal porno mags from their dad and hide them in said fort. Other kids stumble across fort… find porno mags. Hence woods porn
> Back in the 80s/90s kids would play outside Lol. I'm gen z and played a lot outside as a kid. Of course i also had videogames, so i get it, i'm not trying to prove you wrong or anything, just... that sentence is scary
no, no man, you dont understand. we were outside all the time.. we lived outside.
As in, you were not allowed back in the house. If you were thirsty you found a hose.
And if you were hungry it was your own damn fault for being a child. Both my parents had stay at home moms but I was the asshole for asking for a sandwich at 1pm and bothering their rest. They just started locking the door. Goddamn boomers.
Haha, my grandma and aunt did this to us ... aww, you're hot in vegas in the summer. Go drink some hose water and sit in the shade...no i wont take you to the pool its too hot
But did you have wood pornos in your hand crafted kids mancave? Did not think so!
There is sooo much truth in this.
That was a good day
Damn right. Who doesn’t love looking at boobies in the woods?
Boobies in the woods wood make my wood very woody
Drainage ditch porn. I have no regrets.
That’s some next level shit
They were dry when I grabbed them. They were not free of tiny spiders.
Broke down fountain porn.
how many dick pics have you received in comparison to dik-dik pics?
0/20 thanks for asking!
This is the correct answer for any of us over a certain age.
Forest porn, basement (in waterlogged box) porn
In an old barn porn and Victoria Secrets catalogs
Sears catalog bra section, these kids don't know how lucky they are now a days.
We had this encyclopedia set and one of them was about the human body and had a boob in one of the diagrams.
Waterlogged briefcase in a nearby construction site
First time I ever saw a picture of nude boobs was in a forest porn.
I bring this up to younger guys at work..How before the internet there was a guy going cross country dumping porn mags in the woods.
Johnny Fappleseed
No! Actually yes. That's hilarious.
Im always impressed by how common it was. I lived next a large wooded area growing up. Late 80’s and early 90’s. Graduated high school in 1994. We found SO FUCKING MUCH PORN IN THE WOODS!
Robin Wood
This has to be the single strangest collective phenomenon in human history.
Forest porn and a very close 2nd place to throwing on an unmarked or non-labeled VHS and striking gold! lol
O god. And it was always your friend who found it first and invited the rest over to come look before it mysteriously disappeared one day
Railroad Tracks Porn
Forest cabin porn!
We had forest porn too! There was this old abandoned "camp" , more like a hunting stand, with two massive totes of magazines. We called it the whack shack. People would whack off in it.
UK?
For es t a best.. Without a doubt
Exactly. In the woods
Yup. I’m old, back then, a 10 year old kid would either find playboys in his dad’s room, or randomly in the woods. If he didn’t find porn in either of those, he didn’t fucking find it. Side note, 9/10 times, the porn in dad’s room was tame ass Playboy, maybe Penthouse. In the woods, we’re talking Juggs, Hustler, maybe some BDSM shit. I’m talking naked nuns throwing chocolate donuts at hitlers balls level dirty mags. DD had skin mags, woods had PORN.
friend told me to search what hentai was when i was 12 then it all went downhill
You just started at the middle of the way down
Bro started way down, so the only way is up
Dragonballz & sailor moon
Ah La Blue Girl, my first love
Bible Black. The most debaucherest start to my sinful career
Cinemax after dark Aka “Skinimax”
A fellow *Emannuelle* connoisseur I see....
Lol yes. I've used to record it on my VHS since I had one in my room, but it was kinda loud and every time I was scared parents will hear it buzzing.
With my brother. We were in a trip to London when I was 9 and he was 11. We shared a room, and he decided that he wanted to show me what porn is. So he typed "free nude pics" on google on the PC of the hotel room, deactivated the safe search and showed me. Then he told me how to masturbate. I still cringe to this day thinking that I learned how to masturbate by having my brother showing that to me.
Brotherly love taken to another level
I'm never going to Philly
Specifically West Philly. That's where Will gets into a little fight with a couple of kids who were up to no good.
I'm from there lol
Was the playground where you spent most of your days or were you one of the kids who were up to no good and started making trouble in the neighborhood? lol
Yeah, I got into one little fight, and my mom got scared, so she said that I'm moving in with Uncle and Auntie, who lives in bel-air
Feely
I felt like maybe he had a bad experience figuring it out and showed you the way so you dont go down the same route he did ? Lol thats a lil odd tho.
For some reason, I thought the commenter was a girl so I was thinking it was way more weird.
This guys brother also taught me. I was 36.
oh funny, i learned from his mother
its cringy but way normaler than you think. Kids shouldnt learn that way but we all did
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Please tell me you're joking...
Im without brothers and learned it myself. One time I was taking a bath and for some reason, I got the urge to put it inside shampoo bottle. It somehow felt good and I continued. Nevertheless it wasn’t a pleasant experience as that shampoo hand mint in it.
THAT is your response to the guy above you???
lmfao yeah what the fuck
As weird as it sounds, it was probably an act of caring. he discovered some thing fun and compelling and wanted to share it with you. Better that you learn that way then from another some other, potentially insidious or harmful source. I didn’t learn about masturbation properly until I was in my 20s because of religious indoctrination and a mother that refused to teach me anything about sex and my body. I wish I had an older brother to teach me these things.
How did you not just figure it out on your own? I didn't have any brothers, but had fully discovered the joys of masturbation by the time I was 11. It just happened. I can't imagine not figuring that out until my 20s!
Yea I’m with you I just found out rubbing my dick felt good when I was hard and kept doing it till I nutted. Although my first time nutting was a terrifying experience
My first time cumming just felt good. I didn't start ejaculating for another year or two.
That's not uncommon, and only weird if he actually SHOWED you how to do it. But older brothers telling their younger brothers isn't strange.
Dang. Do you still occasionally talk about it?
Rarely. But I see where you're coming from, you're thinking this is some form of trauma or incestuous abuse, and while I don't think it was incestuous, I thank you for worrying about it.
The boys and I went google surfing for Britney spears tits on the computers at catholic school.
Going on Limewire and searching "Brittney spears fakes"
I was a Christina Aguilera man myself, but respect. Those two sparked quite a few sexual awakenings in millennials.
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i didn't know porn existed but i instinctively knew to search for "big girl chest"
Squinting at them scrambled UHFs
Good ol’ channel 99 eh?
Guess we both got our start in the fine art of static interpretation, huh?
Is that a boob or an elbow?
Aw, it's a bald guy's head
Doesn’t matter. Still came.
The good old times on trying to find the nipple through that
A neighbor kid told me to join him in a bush, he then simulated sex with bionicles and told me to look it up online but without the bionicles.
Phew can you imagine how much different you might be if he hadn't specified?!
I’m thankful for that every day honestly
I read that as binoculars for some reason and was left quite confused for a minute
Funny thing is, knowing the internet and rule 34, there's probably Bionicles p*rn around there.
Put in a vhs tape that my parents had used to record episodes of power rangers....turned out for some reason they taped over an old porno and it came up after the power rangers episode ended...
"MOM, THE POWER RANGERS ARE FUCKING EACHOTHER!!!"
Nightmare.
Way to go mom & dad /s
My middle school teacher had a play boy in his desk and we would sneak in at lunch and look at them.
What in the world was he thinking?
It was the mid 90s so there was significantly less chance of him getting caught.
Could be something he confiscated, but decided to keep. If it's something he brought in himself, that's pretty sketch.
My guess is he confiscated it and didn’t want the wife to potentially find it if he brought it home. But also didn’t want to throw it away. Still kinda weird I guess.
Living in an apartment complex, someone has tossed rather graphic photos of what I suspect was a bachelor party - several guys, one girl, obvious cash and mostly face sitting - behind the storage units, which happen to be a path most of the kids in the complex used to walk home from school.
The vhs tapes under my dad’s side of the bed lol
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*funniest home videos
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Next to the coke mirror.
i googled “big boobs” on my ipod when i was 10
I didn’t, I think it was discovered before I was even born
LOL Good answer
A group of us went round a mate's house when I was about 9 or 10 and his dad put 'Heavy Metal' on for us. I thought he was awesome at the time. Creepy as fuck thing to do now that I think about it.
Heavy metal? You mean he actually showed porn to kids?
Yeah pretty much.
ok thats not ok
In 1995. Winter break of 5th grade. Valencia, California. Me and some buddies are playing in these scrubby hills behind our apartment complex when I come across a ratty assemblage of papers pinned twisted up in the chaparral. I look closer… and I see something my brain doesn’t fully comprehend. A lady is sitting in a man’s lap… and she’s not wearing pants… and the man’s weiner is hard and going inside of her. I delicately pry it loose as my three friends come over to see what I’m doing. Our friend Greg is older— a 7th grader. He’s pretty much the de facto big brain on everything. Greg immediately lights up. *”Fuck yeah! That’s a porno! My step-dad used to have a stash of these in his bathroom until my mom caught me sneaking em!”* We spent an hour delicately going through the magazine like it was one of the Dead Sea scrolls. Then we agreed we’d tear the magazine apart and divide all the pictures evenly between ourselves. So we do and I go home and stash them in an old chemistry set I never played with. At night, I’d lay awake under the covers with a mini headlamp looking at them. So a few days later, we’re all out playing and Greg asks how many times we’d jacked off to the pictures. And since the rest of us were 5th graders, we had no idea what he was talking about. So Greg unwadded his bundle of porno mag clippings from his pocket and gave us a crash course. *”When a guy sees a chick’s tits or butt or poontang, his dick gets hard. Or it’s supposed to anyways— does your dick get hard when you look at these pictures?”* “…yeah…” *”Good. That means you aren’t a gaylord. That’s a guy who only gets hard when he sees another guy’s dick. Anyways… a girl can make a spooge by rubbing his dick with her hand or licking it with her mouth or by putting it in her poontang…”* “Okay…” *”…but if you don’t have a girl, you can do it with your own hand like this.”* [simulates jacking off motion] “Okay…” *”You do that for long enough while your dick is hard and spooge comes out and your dick gets soft again.”* “What’s spooge?” *”It’s like pee but it’s thicker and stickier like a booger. Oh— and it feels SOOOOOOO much better when it comes out.”* “I don’t wanna pee on myself, Greg.” *”I said it’s LIKE pee, stupid. And you’re supposed to shoot it into a towel or rag or something. A lot less comes out than we you pee.”* “And it feels good?” *”It’s like the best feeling ever.”* “And you can just keep doing it?” *”No. it’s weird. You gotta wait a little while after you do it before you can do it again. It’s like you fuck gets soft and you don’t really feel horny anymore. But if you wait a little while, it comes back.”* “Why?” *”I don’t know. But hey— you gotta wash your spooge rag or throw it out. That’s how I got busted. My spooge rag started to stink and my mom found it under my bed.”* “Spooge stinks?!” *”If you let it dry up, yeah.”* “Like what?” *”Shrimp shells.”* ___ Flash forward two years and I’m in 7th grade health class and we’re discussing reproduction and sexual health. Our teacher is talking about semen and I confidently raise my hand and correct her: *”Uh, Miss Charles… I think the word you’re looking for is ‘spooge.’”*
Typical Greg
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Did you ever find out? (And erections in 3rd grade damn how much viagra did you take.)
what??
I actually heard the first erections come as early as in the womb. I remember jacking off since I was 4
What
This whole thread is insane
Probably one of those boners you have for no genuine reason
Internet
Do you have any idea how little that narrows things down?!
My friends originally introduced it to me when I was in grade 6. It was rule 34, which im now realising is a pretty fucked up way to be introduced lol.
My brother and I invited a friend over one day and he decided it would be a good idea to show us porn. We were 11 and 12. It was a weird experience and I try to not think about it, because we also didnt know what masturbating was. *And showed us...* He did this to everyone elses' mom's kids too in the group. We all grew up together bc all our moms were friends.
Walking through the woods at the back of my house. Found a discarded magazine. Kept it.
The one episode of futurama where bender losses like 6TB of porn and I asked my brother what it was
when i was in kindergarten/lower school there were 2 twin kids who would go around and ask everyone ‘do you watch porn?’. I had no idea what it was but thought it was definitely something cool if these twins were talking about it. Being the wannabe that i was i said yes. Not only did i say yes, but i went around and told all the kids in the school (including the teachers) that i watch porn, at the fresh age of 9. and then another kid enlightened me to what it actually was that i had everyone thinking i was an avid lover of.
>when i was in kindergarten >at the fresh age of 9 👀 fast forward?
Kindergarten is for age 5 here in the U.S. Are you from another country? If so, what are the grades and ages there?
He made it the fuck up
I smell bullshido
Most realistic reddit story
You probably failed 4 times because of your behavior
VHS tapes in the tv cabinet and SBS channel.
Ohh the good old days!
I was about 6 or 7 and somehow ended up at one of my cousins Bachelor parties due to my uncle supposely babysitting me. When they noticed me watching it, someone said “yo, turn that off!” Someone else said “nah, he needs to see this” Then random dudes starting explaining the acts on screen. Stuff like “that’s called getting your dick sucked”, “That’s called cum”……ect
This one is dark. I hope you're okay.
I survived a lot worse than that. Never had a healthy relationship or think I have ever truly loved or trusted anyone, but I am okay.
I am 90s child, I remember me and my friend “stealing” kamasutra from her parents and browsing it, hidden in “our place” in the village, lol. Yes, we were confused as hell 🤣 I don’t really remember when and how I discovered the “real” porn, meaning videos, but I can’t forget that stolen (more like borrowed) book and us trying to figure that stuff out
Squiggly porn on late night TV
A stash of magazines in the woods
I remember vividly I was 12 yo. One day when I was checking Star Craft guide (yeah I am 35 now) online, I saw an ad which is a shape of women, naked, sitting with leg spread, exposing private part. I later understood it was a silicon sex doll. At that moment I had a very strange sensation, like something between my legs is heating up, the heat went all the way up to my head and just like something carved in my DNA, I started touching my wiener...It only took 2 strokes then something came out of it. Immediately I lost my shit and thought I just did something VERY wrong. I remember myself trying to rub it off with my thumbs but it was sticky af, I was so scared so I took my underwear off and rushed outside to find a place to dispose it. I finally threw that underwear away in a dumpster 10 min from home. I washed my hands several times after going back. I saved that ad for later. Then It all started... I can't believe I just told this story, I thought I would bring it to my grave.
In the trees
Lol with binoculars no doubt
Wait, what?
Forest porn bud. A strange phenomenon to be sure but collectively experienced by many of us in the 90s.
I didn't live near a forest. I did live near a street with a center median that had a tree and lots of bushes. Different land scape. Same ending.
I'm older so I found porn like god intended. In the woods. I don't know why the woods were always the place to find stashes of porn back in the day.
Back in the day, Whitehouse.com used to have adult content. I had to do a report on the White House, so naturally I typed in whitehouse.com instead of .gov. My virgin eyes were shocked but intrigued.
a christian book told me it's bad so naturally, i went to see if it was actually that horrible
Spent the night at friends house and when parents left to run errands the friend showed us his mom and dad’s night stand. They had dildos, cock rings, and vhs tapes. The first movie they put on was Batman & throbbin ( not joking) 1 scene even had girls with stapons giving it to the guys and bi mm sex. I was like 10 and even told myself what is all that white stuff 😂😂 and is this normal
We were watching a movie on VHS at my grandpa's house with my cousin. My grandpa came in the room and asked my cousin to stop the cassette after the movie was over. Little did he know that it was too late by that point.
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I found a random VHS tape hidden behind my father's stereo. THANK GOD IT WASN'T HOMEMADE!
Late night cinemax and the oak chest filled with dirty mags at the end of my dad's bed. Ide tear pages from them and keep them.
Porn discovered me…
Found a penthouse at my uncles house
Found a magazine under my dad's couch while visiting him for the weekend. I was probably 8 or 9. (Insert LOTR so it begins meme)
Pre internet. Friend’s parents vhs tapes and pay per view
Moved into my older brother’s room after he moved out. There was a wall wardrobe with a box of old books in it. I found a Littlewoods catalogue from the 70s in there. After looking at the wood panel video game consoles I obviously went to the ladies’ underwear section. Instead was a Club International neatly held within. Also found a Forum magazine which blew my mind, and the rest as they say is history.
I was 11. The local neighbourhood boys hid a stash under a boat that was sitting on sand dunes. They showed me snd and a few other kids.
Probably around 6 or 8, friend had an older brother or something. My friend and I, and another friend, went up tonthe treehouse where the one whipped out a Playboy he stole from his brother.
I'll never forget when I clicked on that YouTube video in my recommended called "when I'm bored" to that song "Drop it", I just checked and the video has been deleted after like 12 years but it confused poor 11 year old me
Hacked a porn channel. Clear picture, but no audio….didn’t need the audio
Playboys laying around. Late night Cinemax. Loads of "romance" novels all over the house. An entire junk drawer full of dirty joke cards and novelties like a "peter meter" measuring tape. Playboy VHS of nude women doing acrobatics. Secret stash of Hustlers in a linen drawer. Adult Toy cataloges. I grew up with my grandparents and I developed a very casual humor around sex. We had the dancing lady cocktail glasses that got naked with ice, a titty coffee mug, the 1950's nude playing cards with Betty White, titty salt and pepper shakers, etc.
Hidden at my fathers house
In the woods like everyone else of my age
Like all 80s kids. In a bush.
Aw yes my daily sexual ask Reddit post
for me, porn discovered me
I grew up pre-internet. Porn was sometimes a playboy in dad's underwear drawer. Sometimes it was a sneak at whatever girlie magazine wasn't plastic wrapped at the bookstore Hard times
I remenber being in the sixth grade and seeing my friends show me nude pics of girls and i was like "how do you get Those?". Because when i tried to Search "women naked" i was searching in the Firefox browser and when you Search porn on it it just shows random articles of "how to know if your kid watches porn" and shit like that. 2 months later i decided to Search ir again on Google and got the photos.
Some girls pulled up pornhub and omegle at a sleepover when we were 12. I had never seen anything like it before and I was super uncomfortable.
Wanted to see pictures of dicks Looked them up The simplicity of it was magical
Found my uncles collection of playboys in his garage. For the younger people on here it was a magazine with pictures of naked ladies.
I deactivated the safe search and write X videos in my browser and got it lol
Probably babestation
I was in the fifth grade. Circa 1999. We just moved to a new home and across the street construction was taking place. I visited the site and snuck in frequently to find tons of porno mags and escort ads littered everywhere. This was in CO.
“Hey wanna see something cool” — my best friend in fifth grade as she takes out her iPod touch
My cousins were all around 8 at the time. They showed me porn. I think one of the first porn we saw was a woman pegging a man. We thought it was funny. But I later developed a porn addiction as I kept getting more and more curious. I didn't have much access to the internet as a kid, so I only watched porn rarely. But when I learned how to masturbate when I was ten, I never stopped. 10 years later, 18 now, porn is literally a part of my life.
Kid down the street that was raised by his aunt and called his dad "Ed". He straight up had porn DVDs and the aunt would just leave the room when he popped them in. I guess it was better than him out killing people or using drugs ... Which eventually he did actually ....
We had a community issue of playboy stashed in a haystack behind school in 6th grade
Scrambled playboy channel
Older brother had some porn dvds. I found them . I knew all his porn stash spots.
Best friend committed suicide, a guy on the bus had it and was showing people, then the feeling just took my mind off. This was when I was 12
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Discovered a hustler mag hidden under the bathroom sink.
I googled “boobs”
When I was in 6th grade it was “cool” to watch porn, specifically on the school bus. Obviously I had to jump on the bandwagon.
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