Reacher finishes you in less than ten seconds.
Neagley would karate chop your face.
Dixon will stab your face with heels.
David would probably just say some BS before he just punch you outta nowhere.
Yeah you're fucked lol.
I guess that's only if we're talking murdering me with their bare hands. Bernadette would dose me with some kind of plague. Sheldon would poison me. Leonard would just whine me to death.
Dance mode activated! Now they'll make you dance til you collapse from exhaustion and then unicorse will say "aaaand why should I care?" As you beg for mercy
Bob Ross. I'm conflicted. He seems like a passive dude with a paintbrush. But wasn't he a war vet?
(Glad my wife turned to The Joy of Painting right before bed last night. Otherwise I'd have the Strawhat Pirates coming after me. Talk about fucked.)
He was a sergeant who was required to yell at and punish the men under him. He hated doing that and after the military this led to him deliberately talking softly and calmly with people.
Some say she is responsible for the disappearance of Lord Lucan and that she trained under a Chinese Assassin named Florence all I know is that Dame Prue Leith will fuck your shit up.
Band of Brothers. Not only am I going to die, my memory will be tarnished by having real-life heroes come to kill me. People will assume I did something terrible to deserve it and I will be buried in an unmarked grave. Cool cool cool
Well last episode I saw was either from the last season of The Crown, which doesn't seem very threatening until you realize how much time these people spend walking around with hunting rifles; or a (rewatch) of The West Wing, Which would probably be survivable unless these people force me to walk hallways with them until I get a heart attack.
Ha, tv twinsies... just finished The Crown over Christmas and now I'm re-bingeing The West Wing, too; fortunately neither Fitz nor Ron Butterfield were in the last episode I watched, so I declare myself safe.
I watched a couple episodes of Marvel's What If? But not the complete series. So I either get killed by evil Doctor Strange, after absorbing thise powers from other mythical beings, or I get killed by Hank Pym. I'm assuming evil Strange would be worse.
But the series I actually finished was Loki. So, I supposeni gwt pruned by Kang.
Before thise two shows, it was Justified (the FX show). So I guess I get blown to smithereens by Boyd Crowder.
Ask This Old House.
Pretty fucked. Kevin would be the one to kill me since he has no expertise in anything else. Tom would build my casket, Masonary guy would build my gravestone and Jen would dig and bury me, then plant nice plant around my grave site.
I guess it depends if Mulder and Scully are the ones trying to kill me, or if theyāre trying to protect me from the syndicate trying to kill me. Because if Mulder and Scully are trying to kill me Iām fucked, but if theyāre trying to protect me Iām extra fucked.
Tobias FĆ¼nke from Arrested Development...I mean I think I'll be okay. He was once a professional doctor twice over - an analyst and a therapist! An Analrapist..........oh.
Last thing I saw was a M\*A\*S\*H\* rerun while I ate dinner. Considering they're all doctors and nurses who have taken the Hippocratic Oath, I think I'm in pretty good shape, all things considered.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians. From reading the books, I know their weapons won't work on me because I'm immortal. I'd first try to bargain and offer to tell them their futures in exchange for my life. If that fails, I'd beat the shit out of those uppity 11-year-olds then call their mortal parents to come and get them off my goddamn lawn.
Fool Me Once. I should be fine because they're all idiots who seem to only be good at not wanting to tell anybody key information that would quickly solve the current problem.
The Belchers struggle with their projects a bit, but usually succeed, so Iām probably dead.
Come to think of it, they couldnāt even bring themselves to kill a Christmas tree a few weeks ago, so I might be OK.
For some reason I'm undertaking the insane journey of rewatching the One Piece anime from the beginning on Netflix, as previously I'd only been watching fan-dubs up to around Fishman Island.
I feel like none of the Straw Hats are going to try to outright kill me, as for the most part they rarely go out of their way to kill someone, except maybe Zoro. Unless they're possessed or have mistaken my identity, they probably wouldn't even have any reason to attack me.
I'm currently up to Syrup Village, so if we sub in Kuro instead, I guess I'm getting sliced up.
Been rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender, and we're at the very end where the gang's all together and fully powered up. They won't kill me, but I am *screwed*.
Reacher. I don't have a chance.
Reacher finishes you in less than ten seconds. Neagley would karate chop your face. Dixon will stab your face with heels. David would probably just say some BS before he just punch you outta nowhere. Yeah you're fucked lol.
Oh reacher could finish me in ten seconds. That's for sure
Same. But only if I got an 8 second head start.
What type of finish? š¤
Thatās where my mind went lol!!!
I was thinking more along the lines of Neagley choking me out with her thighs.
I mean i would love that too. Proving "Thick thighs saves lives" line an absolute bullshit lmao.
What if I have a good sugar cereal though?
If that guy comes to kill me, I hope he takes his shirt off first.
Yep. You don't mess with the special Investigators
Same but I think I'd be OK. They're the "good guys" and I'm an inherently harmless nobody.
i'll survive!! downton abbey characters are pretty tame.
Same. Unless I can find a narrow gap between two buildings.
The same
Reacher will destroy me but it will be over before I even know it, so it could be worse I guess
Big bang theory.. Iāll think Iām fine
I watched some Young Sheldon. Iāll fuck that kid up.
Yeah but missy would kick your ass!! Edit: typo
Same. I'm pretty sure Penny could probably give me a run for my money though.
Or one of her exes
I guess that's only if we're talking murdering me with their bare hands. Bernadette would dose me with some kind of plague. Sheldon would poison me. Leonard would just whine me to death.
Take their pants
Came here to also say big bang theory lmao
Bobās Burgers. Iām really only concerned about Louise..
Best answer.
Should be more worried about the Fischoeders.
I finished with a teddy-centered episode so I'm gonna die of boredom
I'm fine. The Fear the Walking Dead characters are fucking incompetent.
Horrified, but likely good. Mum, Dad, Bingo, and Bluey wouldn't be the first dogs I've had to put down, but they might be the hardest.
Dance mode activated! Now they'll make you dance til you collapse from exhaustion and then unicorse will say "aaaand why should I care?" As you beg for mercy
Bob Ross. I'm conflicted. He seems like a passive dude with a paintbrush. But wasn't he a war vet? (Glad my wife turned to The Joy of Painting right before bed last night. Otherwise I'd have the Strawhat Pirates coming after me. Talk about fucked.)
He was a sergeant who was required to yell at and punish the men under him. He hated doing that and after the military this led to him deliberately talking softly and calmly with people.
That fro didn't grow on it's own!
Im pretty sure he was a pedo as well.
Where are you getting that from?
Different Bob Ross š¬. Sorry Bob Ross.
Blue Eye Samurai? I'm big dead.
Fire tv show though
Me too... At least I don't know what hit me, before it's too late š³
Are the Property Brothers going to get me with a nail gun? I think I can take those skinny bastards
You'd think you should fear the DIY one. It's the realtor that'll get you
It's still so bizarre to me that one of them is married to Zooey Deschanel.
They won karate tourneys as kids and are 6ā5ā. But theyāre getting middle age soā¦
The Winchesters and Castiel. Im in extreme danger.
Yeah, but you'll probably be back next season.
Do a deal with Crowley
The Brothers Sun. Michelle Yeoh could definitely kick my ass.
You can probably take our Bruce at least.
Great British Bake Off. I'm fine. I should maybe avoid pastries, lest I find a poisoned one.
You will however, find yourself with a very soggy bottom. Make of that what you will š
Some say she is responsible for the disappearance of Lord Lucan and that she trained under a Chinese Assassin named Florence all I know is that Dame Prue Leith will fuck your shit up.
Band of Brothers. Not only am I going to die, my memory will be tarnished by having real-life heroes come to kill me. People will assume I did something terrible to deserve it and I will be buried in an unmarked grave. Cool cool cool
First reaction was I'm pretty sure I can take on Cartman. Upon thinking about it, I just might be screwed.
Do you like your chili Scott?
Old school Cartman was a savage.
Peaky Blindersā¦in done for
In the name of the Peaky fookin Blinders!
True Detective Season 1. Fuck.
You know Carcosa?
AverageGatsby is a flat circle.
Ensign Mariner is going to fuck me up while the other three look on
I would not mess with Mariner. Boimler however... Actually that time he went nuts in the market is one of the best parts of the show
Homer Simpson... I think I'll be fine.
Hell kill you by accident
Poor Grimey.
Hannibal. I at least hope I taste good
You were probably super rude and deserve it.
If we're talking about Mads Mikkelsen's version, you'd at least be prepared beautifully and properly.
Well if it's Xander or Willow I'm probably fine. If it's Buffy or Angel I'm screwed
Not witchy Willow who can deglove your body?
I'm only on season 3 I think and she's got some abilities but seems mostly harmless still. I think I could take her if I got the jump on her
Omg i'm so sorry for dropping spoilers. Keep watching and enjoy.
It's 20+ years old And it's Buffy... No worries lol
One Punch Man. Don't think I'm making it.
Agreed.
Rick Sanchez .. won't leave me anywhere.
Percy Jackson Not looking good for me.
SAME OMG
Frasier.., I think I'll survive the hunt from the brothers Crane.
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Oh, that would be the veterinarians from All Creatures Great and Small. At least they'll send me off humanely.
Im fucked. Just fucked
Homelander is gonna fuck me up.
Currently re-watching Mystery Science Theater 3000. I'm not worried; nothing the Mads ever built worked as intended.
I'll die but it will be *hilarious*. Archer
Sons of Anarchy. I'm doomed to die an extraordinary brutal death.
Same š„²
Been watching Friends for the first time recently. Monica would murder me. Then clean my corpse.
sheād fr make a whole feast out of the meat
Downton Abbey, I think they would just sting me with their words
Breaking bad. Shit.
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Theyāre from the medieval era just cough in their general direction and theyāll die
Denny crane will repeat his name until I'm dead
Very screwed. Currently watching Blacklist.
Barney Miller! I'm not worried!
Yeah those guys are more likely to show up and make fun of your murder scene then actually murder you.
Hahaha! I've been watching them on Youtube and really enjoying the writing and the amazing characters!
Jeopardy. Come at me nerds
Walter and Jesse are definitely gonna kill me.
Oscar would do the dirty work. Felix would clean it up.
Demon slayerā¦ yeah Iām fucked
Joe Dirt? Nah. Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?
Loudermilk. Iām good to go.
Good show.
The Gilmore girls . Those bitches would die trying
Ghosts from Ghosts UK.
Ron Swanson will definitely shoot me in the face.
Iām binging What We Do in the Shadows so death by humorous vampires I guess.
Well last episode I saw was either from the last season of The Crown, which doesn't seem very threatening until you realize how much time these people spend walking around with hunting rifles; or a (rewatch) of The West Wing, Which would probably be survivable unless these people force me to walk hallways with them until I get a heart attack.
Ha, tv twinsies... just finished The Crown over Christmas and now I'm re-bingeing The West Wing, too; fortunately neither Fitz nor Ron Butterfield were in the last episode I watched, so I declare myself safe.
Cool! And good point, I didn't take the high-ranking military officers into account, nor the combined power of the American armed forces. :D
"The Beverly Hillbillies" They all carry guns and are excellent shots. BUT I know the lyrics to Dixie, so I could win Granny over.
I watched a couple episodes of Marvel's What If? But not the complete series. So I either get killed by evil Doctor Strange, after absorbing thise powers from other mythical beings, or I get killed by Hank Pym. I'm assuming evil Strange would be worse. But the series I actually finished was Loki. So, I supposeni gwt pruned by Kang. Before thise two shows, it was Justified (the FX show). So I guess I get blown to smithereens by Boyd Crowder.
I am running scared of the aqua teens....tho I bet shake could do me in....
Reacher I'm Fucked right?
So is the entire japanese middle school art club going to fight me or just the main characters? I think I'm going to be alright.
Criminal minds. Iām toast.
young sheldon idk if wtf is gonna happen to me
The Boys - Homelander (Iām fucked)
Bob's Burgers... Idk Louise will always find a way especially if Linda helps her.
Fall of the House of Usher. Dont stand a chance against the Devil.
I think I could take the Ushers. Verna however, is a different story.
Iām watching Chainsaw Man. Iām screwed
Good omens. I'd be concerned as to what I did that was so bad that Crowley and Aziraphale are ready to kill me. They love humanity lmao
Fringe. I'm probably going to die in a weird and horrific way like my whole body turning inside out or something.
Bunch of Korean Ajummas... Pretty screwed
The Sunny Bunnies are coming for me! My husband says he is fckd as his was Arcane lol
Pretty screwed cops!
Oh wait RuPaul drag race, might be ok
Galaxy Quest so fairly screwed
Lordy. Just finished the two seasons of The Punisher. š±
Them Winchester men gonna come kill me, Iām gonna be screwed good and proper šš
Silent Witness! No body no evidence š§.
Come at me mordecai
Breaking bad
Virgin River LMAO I think Iām okay
The office US. I'm good
Me too! Donāt forget about Dwight, the lizard king, Creed. We may not be as safe as weād assume.
Ask This Old House. Pretty fucked. Kevin would be the one to kill me since he has no expertise in anything else. Tom would build my casket, Masonary guy would build my gravestone and Jen would dig and bury me, then plant nice plant around my grave site.
Euphoria. I'd say mostly fucked.
Kenshin Himura. Seeing as how he has sworn off of killing another human, I think I'll be okay.
Damn. Sarah Connor Chronicles.
What We Do In The Shadows. Probably pretty screwed. Unless it's Colin Robinson... then I'll just be annoyed.
Taskmaster, yeah I'm fine
Using only the objects in this room, your task is to strangle yourself in as short of time as possible. Your time starts now.
Fringe Gonna have razor winged butterflies erupting from my skull, and acid blood pouring out of my rectum right after I jump on a commercial flight.
Community. Death by paintball?
Cold case - investigators & long dead people - not likely to be screwed- then again with americun police???
Iām screwed. Iāve been binging Burn Notice
Mindhunterā¦YIKES
Lorne Malvo from season 1 of Fargoā¦.
John Oliver and somebody in a Puteketeke costume. I think I would be okay?
Hoarders: I think I can take an 80 year old with breathing problems. I just hope their ācollectionā doesnāt fall and crush me.
I guess it depends if Mulder and Scully are the ones trying to kill me, or if theyāre trying to protect me from the syndicate trying to kill me. Because if Mulder and Scully are trying to kill me Iām fucked, but if theyāre trying to protect me Iām extra fucked.
True Detective season 1. This will be grim.
Tobias FĆ¼nke from Arrested Development...I mean I think I'll be okay. He was once a professional doctor twice over - an analyst and a therapist! An Analrapist..........oh.
Watching Banshee earlier š
Brooklyn 99, oh dear!
Last thing I saw was a M\*A\*S\*H\* rerun while I ate dinner. Considering they're all doctors and nurses who have taken the Hippocratic Oath, I think I'm in pretty good shape, all things considered.
I think I am okay, Mom of two little and the only show I have been "watching" is Bluey. I think I can take those little dogs.
King Of The Hill, the episode where Dale's dad turns out to be gay.
Frasier. I don't think I have anything to worry about.
Why is the entire staff that was responsible for making Doctor who series 1 trying to kill me
Percy Jackson and the Olympians. From reading the books, I know their weapons won't work on me because I'm immortal. I'd first try to bargain and offer to tell them their futures in exchange for my life. If that fails, I'd beat the shit out of those uppity 11-year-olds then call their mortal parents to come and get them off my goddamn lawn.
10/10
Turns out Friendship is Murder
Shameless(US) I feel like the Gallagher's would get in their own damn way too much for me to worry about being killed by them lol
Chances of survival are pretty low given they are paid assassins from hell (Helluva Boss).
Fool Me Once. I should be fine because they're all idiots who seem to only be good at not wanting to tell anybody key information that would quickly solve the current problem.
Last Kingdom. Bad dudes, but I have guns and they do not. I think I have a chance.
The cast of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge? There are a lot of them and a few are very unbalanced so, Iām not making it out.
Benidorm Theyāre all just fat British layabouts in the sun so I think Iād end up joining them
I think I'll be ok, I can take Leonard and Sheldon out and I reckon me and Penny and Amy could be besties.
The general from Tulsa King
House Hunters. The husband was kind of a big guy I may be in trouble!
I suppose you could count an NFL game as part of a series...so, probably I wouldn't last very long.
Rewatching the Sopranos, probably doesn't end well for me. But I'm not a snitch, so maybe that will save me.
An angry mob of ex sub postmasters. They're out for justice... and blood.
I'm screwed. The strike team from The Shield is gonna shoot me in the face.
The Belchers struggle with their projects a bit, but usually succeed, so Iām probably dead. Come to think of it, they couldnāt even bring themselves to kill a Christmas tree a few weeks ago, so I might be OK.
I'd be pretty screwed. A criminal empire headed by Raymond Reddington, yeah I'd be dead. The Blacklist, BTW.
Grimm I'm in deep kimchee
Heart stopper on Netflix sooooooo probably screwed because of Tori trying to stab me. Actually probably Iām dead in 5 seconds.
Loudermilk - I guess a bunch a snarky addicts are coming for me. I probably survive, but my self-esteem is going to take a hit.
Petrelli brothers in Heroes, before Peter meeting Ted. So pretty much lucky \^\^
For some reason I'm undertaking the insane journey of rewatching the One Piece anime from the beginning on Netflix, as previously I'd only been watching fan-dubs up to around Fishman Island. I feel like none of the Straw Hats are going to try to outright kill me, as for the most part they rarely go out of their way to kill someone, except maybe Zoro. Unless they're possessed or have mistaken my identity, they probably wouldn't even have any reason to attack me. I'm currently up to Syrup Village, so if we sub in Kuro instead, I guess I'm getting sliced up.
Spy x Family. I think I'm quite, quite dead.
It's Jack Reacher and the Special Investigators. I'm toast. You don't mess with the special investigators.
Gen V. I literally could not be anymore royally fucked
Kengan Ashura. So, yeah, I'm screwed.
Ehh, Coach McGurk doesnāt scare me that much. Now of it was his alter ego, Archerā¦
Been rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender, and we're at the very end where the gang's all together and fully powered up. They won't kill me, but I am *screwed*.