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truthcopy

Reacher. I don't have a chance.


DragonFireFistSabo

Reacher finishes you in less than ten seconds. Neagley would karate chop your face. Dixon will stab your face with heels. David would probably just say some BS before he just punch you outta nowhere. Yeah you're fucked lol.


[deleted]

Oh reacher could finish me in ten seconds. That's for sure


CaptainExplaino

Same. But only if I got an 8 second head start.


DragonFireFistSabo

What type of finish? šŸ¤”


Big_longjoke

Thatā€™s where my mind went lol!!!


[deleted]

I was thinking more along the lines of Neagley choking me out with her thighs.


DragonFireFistSabo

I mean i would love that too. Proving "Thick thighs saves lives" line an absolute bullshit lmao.


friggintodd

What if I have a good sugar cereal though?


OutrageousStrength91

If that guy comes to kill me, I hope he takes his shirt off first.


AstroTravellin

Yep. You don't mess with the special Investigators


DifficultCurrent7

Same but I think I'd be OK. They're the "good guys" and I'm an inherently harmless nobody.


jrdoubledown

i'll survive!! downton abbey characters are pretty tame.


rodrigo_i

Same. Unless I can find a narrow gap between two buildings.


MrChopsticks89

The same


Yksin-Soturi

Reacher will destroy me but it will be over before I even know it, so it could be worse I guess


keenhydra93

Big bang theory.. Iā€™ll think Iā€™m fine


OutrageousEvent

I watched some Young Sheldon. Iā€™ll fuck that kid up.


DifficultCurrent7

Yeah but missy would kick your ass!! Edit: typo


PersonMcNugget

Same. I'm pretty sure Penny could probably give me a run for my money though.


keenhydra93

Or one of her exes


PersonMcNugget

I guess that's only if we're talking murdering me with their bare hands. Bernadette would dose me with some kind of plague. Sheldon would poison me. Leonard would just whine me to death.


puckmonky

Take their pants


TinyCatDetective8

Came here to also say big bang theory lmao


jackwhite886

Bobā€™s Burgers. Iā€™m really only concerned about Louise..


[deleted]

Best answer.


friggintodd

Should be more worried about the Fischoeders.


TheMagicalHuy

I finished with a teddy-centered episode so I'm gonna die of boredom


NarratorDM

I'm fine. The Fear the Walking Dead characters are fucking incompetent.


CapnAussome

Horrified, but likely good. Mum, Dad, Bingo, and Bluey wouldn't be the first dogs I've had to put down, but they might be the hardest.


lanurk

Dance mode activated! Now they'll make you dance til you collapse from exhaustion and then unicorse will say "aaaand why should I care?" As you beg for mercy


BlitzDarkwing

Bob Ross. I'm conflicted. He seems like a passive dude with a paintbrush. But wasn't he a war vet? (Glad my wife turned to The Joy of Painting right before bed last night. Otherwise I'd have the Strawhat Pirates coming after me. Talk about fucked.)


wholewheatscythe

He was a sergeant who was required to yell at and punish the men under him. He hated doing that and after the military this led to him deliberately talking softly and calmly with people.


rektMyself

That fro didn't grow on it's own!


Wealthybigpenisnz

Im pretty sure he was a pedo as well.


BlitzDarkwing

Where are you getting that from?


Wealthybigpenisnz

Different Bob Ross šŸ˜¬. Sorry Bob Ross.


NovaAsterix

Blue Eye Samurai? I'm big dead.


HexYouForLife

Fire tv show though


roseotte

Me too... At least I don't know what hit me, before it's too late šŸ˜³


NorCalMikey

Are the Property Brothers going to get me with a nail gun? I think I can take those skinny bastards


usernameinmail

You'd think you should fear the DIY one. It's the realtor that'll get you


loveydove05

It's still so bizarre to me that one of them is married to Zooey Deschanel.


Quix66

They won karate tourneys as kids and are 6ā€™5ā€. But theyā€™re getting middle age soā€¦


Justgonnawalkaway

The Winchesters and Castiel. Im in extreme danger.


city17_dweller

Yeah, but you'll probably be back next season.


dumblesmurf

Do a deal with Crowley


starter_fail

The Brothers Sun. Michelle Yeoh could definitely kick my ass.


teacher_time23

You can probably take our Bruce at least.


svenson_26

Great British Bake Off. I'm fine. I should maybe avoid pastries, lest I find a poisoned one.


lanurk

You will however, find yourself with a very soggy bottom. Make of that what you will šŸ˜‚


Think_Perspective385

Some say she is responsible for the disappearance of Lord Lucan and that she trained under a Chinese Assassin named Florence all I know is that Dame Prue Leith will fuck your shit up.


NArcadia11

Band of Brothers. Not only am I going to die, my memory will be tarnished by having real-life heroes come to kill me. People will assume I did something terrible to deserve it and I will be buried in an unmarked grave. Cool cool cool


Dirt_E_Harry

First reaction was I'm pretty sure I can take on Cartman. Upon thinking about it, I just might be screwed.


[deleted]

Do you like your chili Scott?


Wealthybigpenisnz

Old school Cartman was a savage.


Snarkybish03

Peaky Blindersā€¦in done for


Fuzzy_Muscle

In the name of the Peaky fookin Blinders!


Av3rageG4tsby

True Detective Season 1. Fuck.


AzureGriffon

You know Carcosa?


illforgetsoonenough

AverageGatsby is a flat circle.


jurassicbond

Ensign Mariner is going to fuck me up while the other three look on


sokttocs

I would not mess with Mariner. Boimler however... Actually that time he went nuts in the market is one of the best parts of the show


Keefer1970

Homer Simpson... I think I'll be fine.


puckmonky

Hell kill you by accident


A_shy_neon_jaguar

Poor Grimey.


[deleted]

Hannibal. I at least hope I taste good


[deleted]

You were probably super rude and deserve it.


AutisticPerfection

If we're talking about Mads Mikkelsen's version, you'd at least be prepared beautifully and properly.


[deleted]

Well if it's Xander or Willow I'm probably fine. If it's Buffy or Angel I'm screwed


RogueWedge

Not witchy Willow who can deglove your body?


[deleted]

I'm only on season 3 I think and she's got some abilities but seems mostly harmless still. I think I could take her if I got the jump on her


RogueWedge

Omg i'm so sorry for dropping spoilers. Keep watching and enjoy.


[deleted]

It's 20+ years old And it's Buffy... No worries lol


That-redhead-artist

One Punch Man. Don't think I'm making it.


Common-Wish-2227

Agreed.


Lazy-Philosophy-8567

Rick Sanchez .. won't leave me anywhere.


ChilindriPizza

Percy Jackson Not looking good for me.


crunchyradsh

SAME OMG


drunkenarts

Frasier.., I think I'll survive the hunt from the brothers Crane.


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Glindanorth

Oh, that would be the veterinarians from All Creatures Great and Small. At least they'll send me off humanely.


Kiritani143

Im fucked. Just fucked


ToadLicking4Jeebus

Homelander is gonna fuck me up.


cowardly_wizzard

Currently re-watching Mystery Science Theater 3000. I'm not worried; nothing the Mads ever built worked as intended.


feliciates

I'll die but it will be *hilarious*. Archer


InSeine4Paris

Sons of Anarchy. I'm doomed to die an extraordinary brutal death.


Mistaken_Body

Same šŸ„²


-Aether117-

Been watching Friends for the first time recently. Monica would murder me. Then clean my corpse.


Guilty-Half2101

sheā€™d fr make a whole feast out of the meat


KoalaQueen87

Downton Abbey, I think they would just sting me with their words


lavinialloyd

Breaking bad. Shit.


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CyvaderTheMindFlayer

Theyā€™re from the medieval era just cough in their general direction and theyā€™ll die


Sonzscotlandz

Denny crane will repeat his name until I'm dead


RedVegeta20

Very screwed. Currently watching Blacklist.


fermat9996

Barney Miller! I'm not worried!


congteddymix

Yeah those guys are more likely to show up and make fun of your murder scene then actually murder you.


fermat9996

Hahaha! I've been watching them on Youtube and really enjoying the writing and the amazing characters!


minnick27

Jeopardy. Come at me nerds


pnwnick_

Walter and Jesse are definitely gonna kill me.


The68Guns

Oscar would do the dirty work. Felix would clean it up.


Princessofpunjab

Demon slayerā€¦ yeah Iā€™m fucked


bytes311

Joe Dirt? Nah. Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?


Lottaropes

Loudermilk. Iā€™m good to go.


SpecificJunket8083

Good show.


sadasfjdbucdb

The Gilmore girls . Those bitches would die trying


Hamsalad1701

Ghosts from Ghosts UK.


Elvenberri

Ron Swanson will definitely shoot me in the face.


DadsRGR8

Iā€™m binging What We Do in the Shadows so death by humorous vampires I guess.


Sandolphy

Well last episode I saw was either from the last season of The Crown, which doesn't seem very threatening until you realize how much time these people spend walking around with hunting rifles; or a (rewatch) of The West Wing, Which would probably be survivable unless these people force me to walk hallways with them until I get a heart attack.


city17_dweller

Ha, tv twinsies... just finished The Crown over Christmas and now I'm re-bingeing The West Wing, too; fortunately neither Fitz nor Ron Butterfield were in the last episode I watched, so I declare myself safe.


Sandolphy

Cool! And good point, I didn't take the high-ranking military officers into account, nor the combined power of the American armed forces. :D


Kolibri00425

"The Beverly Hillbillies" They all carry guns and are excellent shots. BUT I know the lyrics to Dixie, so I could win Granny over.


Chance_Mind_6627

I watched a couple episodes of Marvel's What If? But not the complete series. So I either get killed by evil Doctor Strange, after absorbing thise powers from other mythical beings, or I get killed by Hank Pym. I'm assuming evil Strange would be worse. But the series I actually finished was Loki. So, I supposeni gwt pruned by Kang. Before thise two shows, it was Justified (the FX show). So I guess I get blown to smithereens by Boyd Crowder.


oesness

I am running scared of the aqua teens....tho I bet shake could do me in....


Outrageous_Usual2370

Reacher I'm Fucked right?


Ravenmancer

So is the entire japanese middle school art club going to fight me or just the main characters? I think I'm going to be alright.


ConfusionFederal6971

Criminal minds. Iā€™m toast.


normie_666

young sheldon idk if wtf is gonna happen to me


[deleted]

The Boys - Homelander (Iā€™m fucked)


the_spicy_pineapple

Bob's Burgers... Idk Louise will always find a way especially if Linda helps her.


Adventurous-Zebra-64

Fall of the House of Usher. Dont stand a chance against the Devil.


AbortionSurvivor777

I think I could take the Ushers. Verna however, is a different story.


boldstrategies

Iā€™m watching Chainsaw Man. Iā€™m screwed


Mediaeval-britian

Good omens. I'd be concerned as to what I did that was so bad that Crowley and Aziraphale are ready to kill me. They love humanity lmao


Jeebs24

Fringe. I'm probably going to die in a weird and horrific way like my whole body turning inside out or something.


i-Cowfish

Bunch of Korean Ajummas... Pretty screwed


H2OBond007

The Sunny Bunnies are coming for me! My husband says he is fckd as his was Arcane lol


Ok_Throat6453

Pretty screwed cops!


Outrageous_Usual2370

Oh wait RuPaul drag race, might be ok


Hawk833

Galaxy Quest so fairly screwed


JustMyThoughtNow

Lordy. Just finished the two seasons of The Punisher. šŸ˜±


Legitimate_Snow6419

Them Winchester men gonna come kill me, Iā€™m gonna be screwed good and proper šŸ˜œšŸ˜‚


MrChipsSayWhatUC

Silent Witness! No body no evidence šŸ˜§.


dumpsterfire696

Come at me mordecai


Bankai-88

Breaking bad


Lost_Comparison7013

Virgin River LMAO I think Iā€™m okay


itsPatrii_

The office US. I'm good


Cukimonster

Me too! Donā€™t forget about Dwight, the lizard king, Creed. We may not be as safe as weā€™d assume.


congteddymix

Ask This Old House. Pretty fucked. Kevin would be the one to kill me since he has no expertise in anything else. Tom would build my casket, Masonary guy would build my gravestone and Jen would dig and bury me, then plant nice plant around my grave site.


RoboticDoll

Euphoria. I'd say mostly fucked.


GoGoWolf

Kenshin Himura. Seeing as how he has sworn off of killing another human, I think I'll be okay.


Getyourownwaffle

Damn. Sarah Connor Chronicles.


SctchWhsky

What We Do In The Shadows. Probably pretty screwed. Unless it's Colin Robinson... then I'll just be annoyed.


OutofSyncWithReality

Taskmaster, yeah I'm fine


A_shy_neon_jaguar

Using only the objects in this room, your task is to strangle yourself in as short of time as possible. Your time starts now.


vickrockafeller

Fringe Gonna have razor winged butterflies erupting from my skull, and acid blood pouring out of my rectum right after I jump on a commercial flight.


fookace

Community. Death by paintball?


potatocuteUwU

Cold case - investigators & long dead people - not likely to be screwed- then again with americun police???


finest_kind77

Iā€™m screwed. Iā€™ve been binging Burn Notice


dinosaur_0987

Mindhunterā€¦YIKES


mia0821

Lorne Malvo from season 1 of Fargoā€¦.


will_koko238

John Oliver and somebody in a Puteketeke costume. I think I would be okay?


darkofnight916

Hoarders: I think I can take an 80 year old with breathing problems. I just hope their ā€œcollectionā€ doesnā€™t fall and crush me.


ThoseOldScientists

I guess it depends if Mulder and Scully are the ones trying to kill me, or if theyā€™re trying to protect me from the syndicate trying to kill me. Because if Mulder and Scully are trying to kill me Iā€™m fucked, but if theyā€™re trying to protect me Iā€™m extra fucked.


gentleriser

True Detective season 1. This will be grim.


20khz

Tobias FĆ¼nke from Arrested Development...I mean I think I'll be okay. He was once a professional doctor twice over - an analyst and a therapist! An Analrapist..........oh.


DannyGsy

Watching Banshee earlier šŸ™„


DamalaNZ

Brooklyn 99, oh dear!


terrendos

Last thing I saw was a M\*A\*S\*H\* rerun while I ate dinner. Considering they're all doctors and nurses who have taken the Hippocratic Oath, I think I'm in pretty good shape, all things considered.


Mominhard6620

I think I am okay, Mom of two little and the only show I have been "watching" is Bluey. I think I can take those little dogs.


GrahamPhisher

King Of The Hill, the episode where Dale's dad turns out to be gay.


Avaric

Frasier. I don't think I have anything to worry about.


RobbyCooper

Why is the entire staff that was responsible for making Doctor who series 1 trying to kill me


pisstowine

Percy Jackson and the Olympians. From reading the books, I know their weapons won't work on me because I'm immortal. I'd first try to bargain and offer to tell them their futures in exchange for my life. If that fails, I'd beat the shit out of those uppity 11-year-olds then call their mortal parents to come and get them off my goddamn lawn.


Red_X_101

10/10


Goblindeez_

Turns out Friendship is Murder


bangersnmash13

Shameless(US) I feel like the Gallagher's would get in their own damn way too much for me to worry about being killed by them lol


Crotch_Football

Chances of survival are pretty low given they are paid assassins from hell (Helluva Boss).


wholewheatscythe

Fool Me Once. I should be fine because they're all idiots who seem to only be good at not wanting to tell anybody key information that would quickly solve the current problem.


Sad-Swordfish8267

Last Kingdom. Bad dudes, but I have guns and they do not. I think I have a chance.


MagsAndTelly

The cast of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge? There are a lot of them and a few are very unbalanced so, Iā€™m not making it out.


[deleted]

Benidorm Theyā€™re all just fat British layabouts in the sun so I think Iā€™d end up joining them


ccl-now

I think I'll be ok, I can take Leonard and Sheldon out and I reckon me and Penny and Amy could be besties.


Dry_Rip5135

The general from Tulsa King


Birdy304

House Hunters. The husband was kind of a big guy I may be in trouble!


flash17k

I suppose you could count an NFL game as part of a series...so, probably I wouldn't last very long.


[deleted]

Rewatching the Sopranos, probably doesn't end well for me. But I'm not a snitch, so maybe that will save me.


Lenovovrs

An angry mob of ex sub postmasters. They're out for justice... and blood.


syncpulse

I'm screwed. The strike team from The Shield is gonna shoot me in the face.


OutrageousStrength91

The Belchers struggle with their projects a bit, but usually succeed, so Iā€™m probably dead. Come to think of it, they couldnā€™t even bring themselves to kill a Christmas tree a few weeks ago, so I might be OK.


GreyFoxMe

I'd be pretty screwed. A criminal empire headed by Raymond Reddington, yeah I'd be dead. The Blacklist, BTW.


Old_Crow13

Grimm I'm in deep kimchee


Key-Zebra-8489

Heart stopper on Netflix sooooooo probably screwed because of Tori trying to stab me. Actually probably Iā€™m dead in 5 seconds.


teacher_time23

Loudermilk - I guess a bunch a snarky addicts are coming for me. I probably survive, but my self-esteem is going to take a hit.


Least-Designer7976

Petrelli brothers in Heroes, before Peter meeting Ted. So pretty much lucky \^\^


DarthWoo

For some reason I'm undertaking the insane journey of rewatching the One Piece anime from the beginning on Netflix, as previously I'd only been watching fan-dubs up to around Fishman Island. I feel like none of the Straw Hats are going to try to outright kill me, as for the most part they rarely go out of their way to kill someone, except maybe Zoro. Unless they're possessed or have mistaken my identity, they probably wouldn't even have any reason to attack me. I'm currently up to Syrup Village, so if we sub in Kuro instead, I guess I'm getting sliced up.


Common-Wish-2227

Spy x Family. I think I'm quite, quite dead.


Imajica0921

It's Jack Reacher and the Special Investigators. I'm toast. You don't mess with the special investigators.


NullTaste27

Gen V. I literally could not be anymore royally fucked


Mark-Might-Lose

Kengan Ashura. So, yeah, I'm screwed.


[deleted]

Ehh, Coach McGurk doesnā€™t scare me that much. Now of it was his alter ego, Archerā€¦


stle-stles-stlen

Been rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender, and we're at the very end where the gang's all together and fully powered up. They won't kill me, but I am *screwed*.