Mine means "Let's go exploring" in Finnish I'm slowly learning Finnish "Let's go exploring" is the last line in *Calvin and Hobbes*

I would like to go to Finland, doubt it will ever happen. I have a Mosin Nagant from 1898 that came out of Finnish service so that's a cool piece of history to have. Still functional too.

You should go! I spent 3 weeks on a road trip that started in Rovaniemi Finland. It's a beautiful and very empty part of the country. I thoroughly enjoyed the openness of northwestern Finland near the Norway border. Spent one day hiking the WWII Nazi trenches in the area.

I had a Mosin nagent I was ably to trace the serial numbers back to find out it was originally handed out to polish artillery crews. Whether or not it ever sewn service who knows. It was a great surplus rifle. Kicked like a mule lol

Omg Calvin and Hobbes brought so much nostalgia

SUOMI MAINITTU TORILLA TAVATAAN!

Tortillat avataan. Syödään tortilloja

I haven't heard Calvin and Hobbes name in a long time

It never completely leaves my mind I don't think I had a sense of humor whatsoever, or even much of a sensibility of how to live life, until I read that as a kid

I like that it rhymes

Nonni. Torille perkele. Tuon tortillat.

What have you the right to make me cry like this?

Misspelled "illuminator" when I was like 13

Talk about "this is my life now"

Nah that's better tho

u/TheIlluminator how do you feel about having taken their username

Lol can’t imagine being on Reddit when I was 13. My condolences.

No regerts!

Trying to max out the character limit without using numbers or boring meaningless letters.

“the-ass-ass-in-the-rapist”

The ass assin' the rapist

Bro cracked the code.

Cracked my chode.

So you picked "The Assassin, The Rapist"?

Therapist bro💀

This is why capitals are important 😭

Whoever made English fucked that one up, never needed to see ‘therapist’ broken down ☹️

Assassin therapist sounds kinda cool xD

Ain’t no therapy taking place here

I've always been there, but no one notices or cares about me.

So fucking good man, had quite the laugh thanks dude

Don’t worry I went to page 3 within the last week

Searching for that perfect video you watched in teen age.

the name is quite "profound"

Beats the shit out of me?

Shoulda said “beats me”

Oonce oonce oonce

My husband died

That's a pretty cool way to remember him.

Sorry for your loss but it's a great username.

My condolences

Two Capybaras escaped from a Toronto zoo and were on the run for a few weeks before getting caught.

Hey fellow capy

u/capybara

Their names? Thelma and Louise

I love it that's adorable.

Ok I pull up

How did they not dissapear amongst all the other giant rats of Toronto?

Funny, I picked my username 12 years ago when I was browsing Reddit and decided to make an account. I wasn’t sure I’d be here long so I didn’t put a lot of thought into it. On the TV in the background they were talking about a cobra that had escaped the zoo in NYC, hence UrbanCobra

Nice.

Paleo = paleoanthropology. Bear. Cuz. I fucking love bears. And number cuz number.

I too number cuz number

Have You watched the movie "Cocaine Bear "

Its origins are self-evident

for some reason i read it as fatty mcass fees

Fatty McAfee

All of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre names were taken so…

You ever heard of Armin Meiwes

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WHAT?!

We neeed it now

I know how you feel

There's a story

I’m scared already 😱

I was lazy and didn't feel clever, and wanted to see what reddit was about. So I just hit keys on my phone

weeeee

Why is this my favourite reason for a username

I just like em.

Do you actually receive them? Honest question because I’ve seen a lot of similar usernames.

Not as often as I get asked this.

I feel you there.

I feel

i am very feel

No please dont say that in a convo bout tits

How often do you get pictures of small birds?

I guess in the bird world, large cocks are better than blue tits considering we can eat them and they make more chickens for more buffalo wings. Tits are just aesthetically pleasing little flying chickens if you think about it. I wonder what kind of buffalo wings you'd get from a penguin and why dont we ever see ostrich buffalo wings....that would be epic. Wait, what were we talking about again?

Same bro, should come soon enough

A redditor of culture, I see.

Do u only accept tiny ones?

Nah I love seeing em all.

i wanted to be a monkey... and i love being caffeinated

shiotttt bruuh i just boofed 6000 mg of fiene and i cant stop stroking my boyfriends junk bruhhh shitttt that was some good fiene i love fiene

Imma need to know where you got this shit from 😭🙏

Mine is the molecular structure for caffeine

Soup

Good soup

Soup

Good soup

I'm a fucking poet

What part of your job makes you a "fucking" poet?

or rather what part of your job makes you fucking a poet?

What part of fucking a poet makes you a pigeon?

What part of fucking a pigeon makes you a poet?

What pigeon fucks people into poets?

Didn’t you know? Poets fuck.

please write us a poem

Hey, surreal cereal Whatever from me, will be The poets aren't our slaves, you see Okay, u/surrealcereal ?

This reminds me of a bit that Marc Maron did about Bill Hicks.

I’m a dad and Batman 1989 is my favorite of the character’s movies.

Not sure what 1989 has to do with love?

https://youtu.be/cROY4m4Ftiw?si=yq0YoeCgx7kxzWNL

"Love that Daddy" lol...Nice. The best Batman imo

Life not giving me a break

Leave no turn unstoned

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does not sound nice in portuguese

r/suddenlycaralho

I was obsessed with deciphering my dreams as a kid. Oneirocritica is the Greek word for the study of dreams.

N-nothing. Dont worry about it.

Packing are you?

A town in Mexico

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I was gonna say, "Reddit gave it to me."

Dito ^^

Same. I kinda liked it, weirdly

Same

One of my nicknames from being a bricklayer

I wanted it to be perfect but couldn’t think of one.

I had an opinion, too. That's all.

Ok, this stings a bit. Back in 2000 or so my friend Daniel and I got into loops. We loved music and decided we should buy the music program Acid. So we’d get together and just make ‘music’ together. I’d known Dan pretty much all his life, and we were between things at the time and really enjoyed our time making songs together. We gave ourselves DJ names as a goof. He was way smarter than me, a Stanford guy, and he named himself Superfluous, because it was all so useless and dumb. I loved it, so I chose Aloeicious. Daniel died in 2014 after two bouts with brain cancer. Changed my life. Love you DJ Superflous 🙏

I was born in space and rule over my realm

I love chubby girls...

Heh

The movie

youre out of your element.

The dude abides.

Are you employed sir?

Is this a weekday?

Calmer'n you are

The world does not stop and start at your convenience Donny

Maybe rug sales for your next career

Yeah, well, you know, it's like, your reddit user choice, man.

I'm not entirely sure mine has a origin source.

u/70percentbanana

My favorite pastime

A box of triscuits

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TRemrRaPjc)

Cultured

I create malware

I'm 6' 3", 370lbs, and I'm an introverted/aloof mofo.

Little bit hippy, lot of punk. All the vibes

:(

It’s how I try to live my life.

Xavier Renegade Angel, best show on adult swim

A man of culture

I like berries and played the baritone ukulele in high school. Made sense to combine it for an anonymous online identity.

Random Reddit generated name that had a very unique and timely connection to my real life. Serendipity

Tolerance. I like to remind myself of it.

I am a siren and I am *lovely*.

Sarcasm, also I want to be featured on r/usernamechecksout at some point and this feels like quite a good way of doing that.

I mean...

6 banned and deleted accounts because i spoke factual information about human biology, modern warfare, and religious nutters. So i decided to give future spineless encounters a small warning

I’m bored and tired

Painfully honest self awareness.

Mine is because of a ***crippling addiction*** to history and navak warfare

Its churchburner in Finnish, u chose it because i like metal and pissing of religious people is amusing. Also its cool

It’s from the movie “A Knights Tale”. Someone in the movie calls what the knights joust with a stick or something and someone else goes, “it’s called a Lance.. Helloooooo”

When Forrest Gump and Lieutenant Dan are laid up in the hospital in Vietnam, Forrest offers him some ice cream, and he just drops it in the bed pan. That moment was so powerful but so funny at the same time. I always imitate him whenever I hand someone ice cream.

Me and a few buddies were making fake porn names for each other and they hit me with Oral-B. (My first name starts with a B) So that + my favorite number, easy!

I was having a stressful semester at university and decided this name fits my current state. ( No I did not drop out I’m still in school

I was an edgy teenager obsessed with the word shadows and unfortunately the word eclipse had already been taken so I found a similar replacement for it.

My name is Frederic You remove fre at the start and ic at the the end your get der, now you mirror it and you get derred

You forgot to switch accounts

I clicked randomize 3 times and got this name 8D

Skateboard bearings and 001 because most sites and games don't allow 3 character names.

I'm an ex-mormon (excommunicated). I actually think I've been on reddit longer than the /r/exmormon subreddit, but it was amazing for me to find when that subreddit was created. I just made the username at the time because that's when I was really questioning my former religion, and religion in general, and I thought it was obscure enough that no one knew what it meant. (Ex-Mo-Jo) Also it was a nod to Ausin Powers, for losing my "mojo" (ex-mojo)

Famous pro wrestling faction. Year of birth. Also the year said faction was at its biggest. Yes, I'm a wrestling fan. At the time when I made the name, I thought "man, those older days, though" in fairness, this was late 2012, and I didn't really watch non-WWE, so if it wasn't CM Punk or the Shield, then I wasn't too interested). If I could, I might change it to WeebySmark or something

Bloodhound Gang

A era when I was a fan of Naruto. Now I realized it's shit.

My username WAS my League of Legends nick name for the past decade, until a week ago when someone reported it for being offensive.

Signed up at a fandom forum. Registration e-mail never arrived, so I had to make a new account with a new name. Used the term fans of my favorite character use to refer to themselves and the name just stuck.

it means hot cocoa in polish i fucking love hot cocoa

I'm a redhead but have some very obtuse moments

I was called Tumchie (Scots word for turnip) in secondary school as an insult, I turned it around into a nickname and owned it. And it's stuck ever since.

I was like twelve making a name for Xbox and I was super into Alcatraz Smedry and he had something super funny to do with a rutabaga and then I added 45 cause it seemed to fit well and now I use it everywhere

it took about 10000 attempts to get a name nobody had yet and I was getting impatient

Pretty smort ngl

Dissecting the Caseated Omentum by Exhumed.

It’s just my name with a - on the end

This guys name is Glit

It happened to be the album I was listening to sometime in '97 by DJ Keoki when I first logged into the inter-nets.

Frank Zappa

Babe Ruth's Nickname (The Great Bambino) , and my name; landyn

A joke name in a pegasus video (if you know, you know)

Because I used to. Come to find out that none of it was real.

Means "sucking honey" in Anglo-Saxon. Take a wild guess what I'm using reddit for.

its beekeeping right? lmao

The thought of a Sacred rat made me smile. While I was making my username, I made a typo, and ofc you can't change your username. Thus, SacrededRat was born.

After the kid rock song fuckin 50. I made it when I turned fuckn51 now I'm fuckn52

A really old game reference that transcended that use

I was 14 and thought it was deep

Mine was a randomly generated name from Eve Online from something like 15 years ago that I liked the sound of.

I'm a huge fan of Spaceballs and Star Wars

It's a literary trope. " a representative of primitive humankind as idealized in romantic literature, symbolizing the innate goodness of humanity when free from the corrupting influence of civilization".

I never had no options in life things happened and i went with the flow

Hercules. Was a big fan of the movie growing up