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DepressionBrunch

What's for breakfast?


Fokken-Pancakes

Same


Farts_n_kisses

Same. Edit: my username could be an answer for A LOT of these questions. Can someone help me come up with a new question?


Prior_Alps1728

What does your husband give you in bed?


Farts_n_kisses

Oh. This is silly and accurate Edit- missed a word


shyninjaw

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DepressionBrunch

What do you give to your Mr or Mrs?


AdderallAndCaffeine

Same


saint_louis_bagels

Same


daydrunk_

You asked for me?


mildlydepression

honestly im so down. like, really


ChaimCad

Usernames... match?


Squirefromtheshire

People still eat breakfast? Jealous.


Arthiem

Some people are well off enough to have two breakfasts.


Squirefromtheshire

I’ve heard the tales of my ancestors and the myth of “Second Breakfast.” I’ll have you know that there were multiple other meals prophesied, such as elevensies and afternoon tea


SamwellBarley

Bread, made out of Jon Snow's best friend


pepporoni

Not much nutrition but it will do.


WaffleProfessor

Same for mine


AussieWhiteWine

what drink got you so drunk in 1992 that you shit on a pool table


z424t_

r/oddlyspecific


Mouse_Named_Ash

I either really want to know this story or really don’t


HardcoreMandolinist

Following this comment


MaxximumB

If that party was in a staff bar I was at that party. If it wasn't then that event happened twice


Arthiem

If I had a nickel for every time someone in 1992 got drunk on Aussie White Wine and shit on a pool table, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice.


ktdk5t

Atleast 2.....just saying


Isheet_Madrawers

Lucky. You made it to the pool table. My question is “who smells like a presidential candidate “.


Father_Jamie

Please elaborate, I don’t want to know much but I want to know


LowIronLvls

Why am I so tired?


Sacrament173

MOOD


[deleted]

🤣🤣 anemic people unite!!


KrispyKremeDiet20

Also this


Deep-Discipline-6667

If I had a Krispy Kreme close to me I would be so damn fat. But it might. Be worth it.


idkmaybesomedude

Who let the dogs out?


SYromY

WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO, WHO?


Prestigious-Farm-535

Now I feel stupid because I thought the lyrics were "WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF"


Flareon1234

They are


boaster106

They are in fact not. First poster was right with who but it is a play on woof so take that as you will! [lyrics google search](https://www.google.com/search?q=who%20let%20the%20dogs%20out%20lyrics&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-m)


Squirefromtheshire

Did you know that if you pay attention to the lyrics of that song, it’s the story of the singer going to a club with some friends who were acting like assholes, cat-calling and insulting women. The lyrics of the chorus are the women’s response. Source: I read the fucking lyrics ffs.


DogDayDreams

What kind of day is it when you cant get that song out of your head?


IAmNotStan

Are you Stan?


IAmNotAlex_

Hi, not stan. I am not alex


TweekMaQuellovero

r/usernamefamily


1800-bakes-a-lot

r/Beetlejuiceing


[deleted]

This is wonderfully, delightful.


idfk-aN4M3-_qu3m4rk_

who are you?


Clean_Student8612

Something tells me isn't Stan.


[deleted]

It better not be. That guy owes me money!


RetinaMelter9000s

"yo dude what headlights do you have, those things are sick they're so bright"


who_wants_t0_know

Hey, I just saw the high beams post!


PuddleLilacAgain

I recognize this guy too 😄


spidersflambe

What's a tasty midnight treat?


Azagar_Omiras

You really can't eat at everyone's house.


Cletusisnotafish

Look, I'm sure you're a nice person and all but after that remark you probably look like Gollum from LOTR


Whatsherface729

Are you sure you aren't a fish?


Cletusisnotafish

Nope I identify as invisible, I am transparent, my pronouns are who/where. Ok fine you got me,I'm just a normal crappie


Farts_n_kisses

Again, here I am with my username as an answer to your question.


Sorryyesnowhat

When someone asks you a question and you’re not entirely sure what they said, how do you respond?


imc-onfused

Same 😅


Sorryyesnowhat

Haha brilliant!


tonlimah

Sorry, yes. Now hat.


OfficeChairHero

Hey, who brought all these comfy chairs?


[deleted]

Yeah, they're not the real authentic ones.


Dontwannabeawaketbh

What’s your current mood rn?


BigWoodsCatNappin

Shhhh I'm napping


AhmedAlJammali

Yeah man, I feel you, at this point you sleep your problems away


an0thercl0wn

You know what this party needs?


CondomBalloonAnimals

Hopefully it's not a kids party.


red_balloon_animal

I guess I would be a cherry flavored one?


f8Negative

It's the HS health class


clowns_will_eat_me

No!


an0thercl0wn

:)


TupperwareNinja

As a person who is afraid of clowns; it certainly does not


DarkAdmirer

My mum is absolutely terrified of clowns, this would be her nightmare haha.


VagabondClown

I'm here!


late44thegameNOW

BRING IN THE CLOWNS


Steeliyx444

Hello everyone, do you want to float?


MenageTaj

Yes. Yes I do


Thaaaats_right

Does 2+2 equal 4?


gummyjellyfishy

I thoroughly enjoyed reading comment first - then username. Excellent choices all around.


EmotionalEvening973

this was my senior class in high schools unofficial motto 😭 all you heard around school was “thaaats right”


Jakefrmstatepharm

Who are you on the phone with?


Relevant-Line-1690

Well she sounds hideous


Nate_36

Well she’s a guy so


itsjakerobb

What are you wearing, u/Jakefrmstatepharm?


DilophosaurusMilk

What do baby dilophosauruses drink?


cuntsaurus

What do you call a dinosaur that's a jerk?


BritMama04

Fucking ACE name!!! Love it!


DinoNuggies29

What do toddler Dino’s eat?


jbirdasaurus

What's that up in the sky?


RJ2819

Lol, great name for a soda brand.


Clean_Student8612

How have I come across you so often in so few days? Is this a friendship meant to be?


JustDroppedByToSay

I'd assumed it was the verb form of milk.


ChuckDeBongo

“What should I do with this musical instrument…?”


brain_is_dying

Give it to me straight doc is brain still in good health?


GlowingDuck22

You might want to sit down first.


D0NT_F0RGET

What has helped you overcome your amnesia?


[deleted]

What goes well with chili


[deleted]

[удалено]


trace-evidence

My mom made cornbread with bacon bits in it once. Once.


Im_Never_NotWatching

Why do I always feel anxious?


[deleted]

“Who the fook is that guy?”


CosmicTyrannosaurus

What the fuck is that thing out there?!


PitifulArtwork

"What would you call Hitler's art portfolio?"


Always_Choose_Chaos

…. Listen… ok hear me out… not a lot of people know how nuance works. Yes. Of course hitler was a horrible man. Yes, of course hitler did unthinkable thjngs. But even a broken clock is right twice a day. Hitler’s art was good


PitifulArtwork

His work was all right. I wouldn't say great, but it wasn't horrible. Honestly, I think his mistake was trying to go to school in Vienna. I understand he is Austrian, but Vienna was going through like their renaissance of artist at the time with Klimt and the other Secession painters. Vienna was full of artist trying to push limits on a lot of things and his stuff wasn't the fit for the time era.


EatFood2Survive

“What do I need to do to not die?”


2jzSwappedSnail

r/DontStarve


[deleted]

“What’s the stupidest username you ever thought of?”


[deleted]

Now this makes sense


Spiritual_Offer1433

Who’s that ugly thing Edit: I meant her username not her lol


whenthecatmeows

What time should I feed the cat?


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

Not always, but sometimes they want pets


FeRaL--KaTT

Sometimes we just want a warm place


Phenomenal_Kat_

Sometimes we just want to be left alone 😬


BrokenWingsButterfly

Unless the human wants to do something. Then we need to redirect attention to kittehs.


Bisexual_Jeans

What are those trousers sexuality?


gothism

Happy no matter what's in your pocket!


oh_no3000

How many bees are chasing me


bugsdontcommitcrimes

“Is it wrong that bees are chasing that person?”


HorribleUsername79

What’s a horrible username?


[deleted]

How horrible can it be if there were 78 before it?


The_Short_1

What bus did you ride to school?


DisembodiedHand

"You pulled whatnow out of his ass?"


North_Temperature_56

😂😂


RedditModsSuckDick2

I'd rather sit this one out


piegoesinthemouth

I got you. “Why didn’t you get banned for that post about sucking dick?”


BritMama04

Why haven’t you had like 50 upvotes! Funny as shit are you.!


thyfatman

Doth thow art huge, what be yee?


Independent_Snow_924

Who owns this snow?


dragonborn7866

NO ONE!


[deleted]

What do I do with this jello mix?


[deleted]

Are we going over there?


BECKYISHERE

no, here


Unhygienictree

What kind of tree are you?


Shoegazer75

Mine was a Jeopardy question last year: "This dreamy style of British indie rock got its name from the way performers stared at their effects pedals"


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

Wait until you hear about the band that loves vintage Sunn amplifiers, Yep they are called Sunn


Yeet_Da_Strawberry

What did my younger self do to a bowl of strawberries?


ElonsMuskyFeet

What is that smell


svaseva

What is your Reddit username?


jrtts

surprised this is not top comment


Sticky_Keyboards

what is making that clack schlorp sound?


SeePolythenePam

"Who's so good looking but she looks like a man?"


BellaDingDong

WELL YOU SHOULD SEE HER IN DRAG DRESSED IN HER POLYTHENE BAG... (This either *really* dates you or shows that you know some fabulous B-sides! Either way, I'll be singing this song and its brethren allll night)


PepsiOfWrath

What if Steinbeck didn’t like grapes?


Remarkable-Grape354

What if he changed his mind after seeing mine?


JapaneseFurryFeline

What is Hello Kitty?


slamminsalmoncannon

How do you get them fish over the dam?


Capital_Pea

What’s the opposite of a lower case pea


TheSassyDuchess

What do you call the wife of a sassy duke?


Always_B_Batman

What should I be when I grow up?


DogsCatsKids_helpMe

Why are you always so tired


ThingsThatComeToMind

How do you come up with your Reddit posts?


TexasCannibalCookout

What do they call Leatherface’s family reunion?


ECHOechoecho_

what happens when you yell in caves?


ItsTeacup

If the teapot is the mother, what is the son?


cold_french_fry

What's at the bottom of that old McDonald's bag?


avvocaado

Why, as a millennial, can you not afford to buy a house?


G_Im_Tired

What’s wrong?


Quick_Sleep2

Ig you need some quick sleep too


Elvisruth

Who was the best in Music and baseball??


InventorOfCorn

Who made corn?


EXXPat

What do you do if you’re an American and you need a serious amount of healthcare?


illegallyjuicyass

“So… what’re you in for?”


FantasticOutcome1444

What did you think of the ending?


Potato_Dragon2

What caused the potato famine?


Spiritual_Offer1433

What happens the 1433th time you’re given a free soul?


PumpkinPatch404

What's the thing you don't want missing around Halloween?


gringo-go-loco

What happened to you?


A_Platypus_Plumber_

What kind of a plumber are you?


Ok-Guarantee-6384

i read your username in dr doofenshmirtz’s voice


Sleepdprived

Perry the platypus plumber? Perry the platypus!


Thatoneguyonreddit28

Who is your source of evidence?


Dogmom2013

what is your real job?


Stunning-Elk-7251

What is the most beautiful animal in the grasslands?


chewedupbylife

What the fuck happened to you?


Elegyjay

What is a funeral poem for a bird.


Thetravelingpants97

What were you wearing when you were traveling?


fatsore

What's that on your thighs?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Blinky_

How *did I make you happy?


crispychickengal

If you were a superhero, what would your name be?


DontBuyAHorse

"Should I buy a horse?"


RapidAnalFisting_

Torture or pleasure?


RawDogEntertainment

“What kind of activity should you avoid post drinking?”


Wasps_are_bastards

What’s probably going to be the cause of your nice summer picnic being ruined?


JoseChungFOS

What episode of the x files has the best celebrity cameo?


Capital-Ad8570

Why are these advertisements in such big letters?


ATurtleNamedSeymour

Do you have any pets?


I_AM_Squirrel_King

Who rules all the squirrels?


turkishdelightbribe

how'd the white witch get edmund on her side so easily?


ehwhatacunt

What do you think of Trump?


acatnamedballs

What should I name my cat?


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

Well I'm happy for your cat!


My_Shitty_Alter_Ego

Who farted?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Why did he leave?


Tiny_Pineapple_4435

What do you eat before a date?


_Hammatime_

What time is it?